Bad Santa - The Fucking Short Version
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  • How many Quentin Tarantino and Martin Scorsese references are there in every swears-a-lot movie?

    Fanofcartoons1994 2 months ago in playlist The Fucking Short Version(s)

  • 1:38

    CaptainPommby 2 months ago

  • "fuck fuck fuckin fuckin fuckin fuck fuck"

    mikeb1444 3 months ago

  • @mikeb1444

    Motherfucking morse code.

    mikeb1444 3 months ago

  • awesome drinking game

    tbpth 3 months ago

  • Fuck what?

    Man.....fuck that man!

    BlackDynamiteNYC 8 months ago

  • FUCK............

    shiroisan87 10 months ago

  • lauren graham is such a milf...

    teKnozombie 11 months ago 2

  • The movie "Idiocracy" says we will just watch movies like this by 2525, because we'll have become too stupid to make anything better

    A picture of an ass on the screen

    One word dialogue.....

    This clip is like a Time Machine!

    Unless.....this really IS 2525!

    FUCK!

    BlackDynamiteNYC 1 year ago

  • @BlackDynamiteNYC But you have to remember that ''Idiocracy'' was a horrible excuse for entertainment.

    randomguy983 7 months ago

  • @randomguy983 LOVE, don't like, that movie!

    BlackDynamiteNYC 7 months ago

  • @BlackDynamiteNYC I'm not sure I understood your comment.

    randomguy983 7 months ago

  • i'd love to be her santa.

    spleefrog9 1 year ago

  • This puts me in the fucking Christmas spirit!

    atomofish 1 year ago

  • This movie has so much to tell... Everyone should watch it.

    edimark95 1 year ago

  • MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.

    killermod0 1 year ago

  • Fuck

    DakkonDS 1 year ago

  • haha. 

    Entei2000 1 year ago

  • yes yes yes lauren graham is awesome in this movie!!

    Krahamfan1 1 year ago

  • I like the part when they said fuck

    drn8383fuse 1 year ago 7

  • love it

    Ashesandrust1 1 year ago

  • This is FUCK'n Amazing!!

    d4zcr4n 1 year ago

  • fuck

    Smarkenham16 1 year ago

  • Happy 55th Birthday, Billy Bob Thornton!

    littledebbie187 1 year ago

  • THIS is the Abridged version?

    It single-handedly depleted the USAF's entire supply of cluster bombs!

    commander672 1 year ago

  • fuck

    NLJohnsdale 1 year ago

  • You fucking cunt! I hate you!

    genowilk 1 year ago

  • It's fuckin hilarious

    supermac18xox 1 year ago

  • Fuckin hilarious

    thisisitornot 1 year ago

  • This was so fucking funny.

    JenoJen06 2 years ago

  • fuck me santa...lmao! I dont want any fucking sandwiches, what is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches. and nothing beats a midget yelling fuck. that is all

    greekspeak 2 years ago

  • 0:56...best part!! "I don't want any fucking sandwiches!"

    jango52577 2 years ago

  • "You gon' put that santa hat back on so fast you gon' get fuckin' hat-burn." ROFL

    EpicKreashinz 2 years ago

  • RIP Bernie Mac and John Ritter.

    Barrymit 2 years ago 44

  • LOL!

    DWNicolo 2 years ago 2

  • i have heard alot of swearing over the years but this takes it all away lol

    reptilelover666 2 years ago 3

  • FUCKING best Christmas movie of all FUCKING time!

    Xx7Donna7Marie7xX 2 years ago 5

  • lol fucking santa fucking santa

    iowngames 2 years ago

  • its fuck me santa

    twizy123 2 years ago

  • " I don't want any fucking sandwiches"

    A7XDan23 2 years ago

  • that was the most fucking ive ever heard in my life at once

    theres a whole lot of fucking going on in this video

    guitarsweetie13 2 years ago

  • "shit happens when you party naked" lol!!

    Varicent 2 years ago

  • FUCK

    MrBeatBeast 2 years ago

  • "Fuck me Santa, Fuck me Santa, Fuck me Santa, Fuck me Santa, Fuck me Santa, Fuck me Santa, Fuck me Santa, Fuck me Santa..."

    cloudgirl105 2 years ago 35

  • lmfao at 0:20

    TheJmaster06 2 years ago

  • We should advocate for 'fuck' to become a nationally recognized form of punctuation.

    loobooboo 2 years ago

  • this fuckin movie is the fuckin funnies motherfucker I've fucking seen in a long fucking time. fuck.

    VisageTime 2 years ago

  • no its like this: this fuckin movie is fuckin the fuckin funniest fuckin movie ive fuckin seen in a fuckin long fuckin time. fuck.

    Bendanna93 2 years ago 3

  • "I don't want any fucking sandwiches, What is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches?"

    Spirit89890 2 years ago

  • what do you want for christmas, a snot rag? best fuckin' line in the movie right there.

    afroninja3 2 years ago

  • i <3 this movie! its soo funny!

    gymnasticsmoe678 2 years ago

  • Easy willie i got this. Fucking fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck (off gin)

    BrendanKennedy96 2 years ago

  • fuck the fucking fucker

    GuerillianUnion 2 years ago

  • - @ GuerillianUnion -

    You mother fucker, I was going to fucking say the same fucking thing...fuck! :)

    pmgodfrey 2 years ago

  • i like the music at the end. i think it's Bizet's Carmen Overture

    JoJoKenn94 2 years ago

  • fuck me santa fuck me santa fuck me santa fuck me santa fuck me santa fuck me santa so funny

    rafasauer2 3 years ago 3

  • the black turned bad santa into his girlfriend when they started fighting

    pwnmaster77 3 years ago

  • fuckin fuckin fuck you..lol

    hatebreed1706 3 years ago

  • wow is there a count on f bombs in this flick

    manicclownboy 3 years ago

  • I went to the theater with some friends, and a family of four went to watch it, were sitting in front of us. The weird part is, they sat until the fat lady said she didn't shit right for a week. the dad looked at us on the way out, and was laughing with us over his wife.

    JHalpert84 3 years ago

  • Fuck me santa fuck me santa fuck me santa.

    hahahaha, best part.

    Z0hann 3 years ago

  • "FUCK ME SANTA!" when I saw the movie I was like WHAT!! that's FUCKING AWESOME nearly as awesome as that scene in nip tuck where Sean was playing santa and getting head from a little person who was an elf

    KanameTousen 3 years ago

  • can anyone tell if this film is suitable for my 3 year old?

    sidco123 3 years ago

  • No insult, but is this a bad example of sarcasm? I'd stick to the Tim Allen school of Santa movies for the kids, but this is one great movie!

    That said, if you don't mind your child asking "Why won't she be able to take a s*it right for a week?", then it's suitable ... watch it and you'll see (let's say its not for the easily offended)

    BonzoBanzai 3 years ago

  • LOL hahah nice comment

    xXCoD4pWn3rXx 3 years ago

  • yes definately show it to them then show them a movie called seed that will fuck them up for life

    metallical87 3 years ago

  • LMAS Fucking Santa................. :)

    NoHornsz 3 years ago

  • I THINK IT ACTULY SEZ FUCKY SANTA?

    bubbles11b3ki3 3 years ago

  • u fucking fucking fucker fuck lol!

    KingdomHeart556 3 years ago

  • fuckin fuck fucker fuckin fuck

    skitzo15 3 years ago

  • Fuck me santa!HA..That gilmore girl is hot....smokin...

    sktthk 3 years ago 4

  • FUCK

    javaromaa 3 years ago

  • 0:56 lol!

    ambience4life 3 years ago

  • lol

    liltortya 3 years ago

  • fuck fuck :D

    SiceCBR 3 years ago

  • dont fuck ask me again yall in disneyland

    snapywrist 3 years ago

  • So how many time does it say fuck in the movie?

    Vexflame 3 years ago

  • is the actor performing santa dead??????

    aladinwc 3 years ago

  • No The Actor That Plays The Roll Of Santa Is Billy Bob Thorton, And Hes Not Dead. Lol. Your Welcome. =D

    jbknight3 3 years ago

  • thanks man,i apreciate it,i know i'm funny,now i realise what a silly question i made

    aladinwc 3 years ago

  • The word has lost all meaning to me.

    WeMustBeStopped 3 years ago

  • how much lettuce do you want on your sandwich?

    jxwhee 3 years ago 2

  • rofl 0:35

    MISANTHROPY647 3 years ago

  • i love this fucking movie

    VRockVulture 3 years ago 5

  • Best FUCKin' holiday movie ever!!  xD

    deezvids 3 years ago 4

  • FUCK!!! jeez llok at all the sigarets at 1:18

    BerendBroekhoff 3 years ago

  • 1:35

    lol seizure

    eastsideboy999 3 years ago

  • I need some fucking sandwiches... and tostadas.

    MrVulgaris 3 years ago 2

  • That Was fucking Funny

    420deew420 3 years ago

  • fucking hilarious

    hsktoadftw 3 years ago 2

  • Man this shit got me crying tears..this shit funny as hell.

    holycity 3 years ago 4

  • i couldent stop fucking laughing

    FunkadAlex 3 years ago 3

  • FUCK

    rosieavfc82 3 years ago

  • Yeah, ONLY 266.

    ZeBigBang 3 years ago

  • Fucking A!

    Penfold8 3 years ago

  • that was fucking awesome

    sinops214 3 years ago 2

  • Fuck me santa, fuck me santa, fuck me santa, funk me santa,...

    Mathwhiz1979 3 years ago 20

  • ya gotta fukin love this movie

    neil00 3 years ago

  • The funny movies make better f'king short clips,like Pulp Fiction and Bad Santa. better than Casino or Departed.

    Tubular45673 3 years ago

  • lolmao when marcus started getting into it at 1:23

    ThaMVP7330 3 years ago

  • The best christmas movie EVER!

    ceriauld 3 years ago 2

  • The only Christmas movie I ever watch. Awesome

    sikkinyx58 3 years ago 4

  • fuck stick.

    moomoomonica 3 years ago

  • i loved this movie

    falgiano 3 years ago 2

  • shit happens when u party naked

    astrid500 3 years ago

  • fucking good job!

    mvrdvec 3 years ago

  • I counted 268 fucks.

    ProjectM555 3 years ago

  • Thornton says fuck the best outta any other actor in hollywood

    ThaMVP7330 3 years ago 6

  • lmfao!!!!! 0:34

    rogueshdw 3 years ago

  • The Big Lebowski one is way funnier and it says fuck a lot more

    deerhntr91 3 years ago

  • that bartender that he keeps slammin is hot shit

    Sideswipe89 3 years ago 2

  • my bad that was suspose to be a thumbs up...hell yeah i wish i was santa. just i have her

    bean92er 3 years ago

  • hell yeah. she my favorie actress.

    bean92er 3 years ago

  • lol did anyone count how many time he actually says it in this thig??

    edawg0 3 years ago

  • fuck me santa!

    Ectelon 4 years ago

  • No one says Fuck You Like Thornton, just like no one can say Motherfucker like Samuel L. :D LOL

    magog1138 4 years ago 2

  • well it has it all for me - plot character & dialogue

    GJWHITEHOUSE 4 years ago

  • i dont want any fuckin sandwiches. what is it with you makin fuckin sandwiches?

    freakintarded 4 years ago 4

  • L M - FUCKING - A O

    oiyoustfuplz 4 years ago

  • FUCK

    tommyzkklol 4 years ago

  • Lol i laughed the whole time FUCK U FUCK...FUCK YOU,FUCK ME FUCK YOU!

    djhuey123 4 years ago

  • bunnielebowski - best name on here yet! Fucking awesome job!

    spaceyrules 4 years ago

  • thanks dude!

    BunnieLebowski 4 years ago

  • i thought ther would be more haha

    yellowpowwer 4 years ago

  • FUCK I never noticed how many times they said fuck in that movie. =]

    MorbidxAngel 4 years ago

  • FUCK!

    superknuckles 4 years ago

  • the 'sandwiches' part is funny as hell!

    ttudude 4 years ago

  • fuck me santa

    wafflestuffer2 4 years ago 2

  • FUCK

    brandzbsk 4 years ago

  • that was fucken tight

    xags32 4 years ago

  • scarface2!!!!LOL

    xtubs112 4 years ago

  • the guy whit glasses is jhon ritter.

    and i think that the bald one that tries to fuck santa is samir in "office space"

    jexventura 4 years ago

  • 35- pissed my pants

    rogueshdw 4 years ago

  • haha me too

    shivermetimvers 4 years ago

  • me too

    lolatyoursox 4 years ago

  • 1:23 to about 1:29 is ALL Marcus!

    goManning18 4 years ago

  • The unrated version of the film furthers the record for the most profanities in a Christmas film, including 170 uses of "fuck", 74 uses of "shit", 31 uses of "ass", 10 uses of "bitch", and 1 use of "bastard", in variable forms.

    mikeoutdoorsman 4 years ago

  • Possibly a record for a Christmas film, the word "fuck" and its variations are used 147 times while "shit" appears 34 times amid a total of 243 "profanities".

    mikeoutdoorsman 4 years ago

  • hahah! i love this movie...but i never understood wat the part with the indian guy was all about? its still funny as hell tho :)

    polypeptide 4 years ago

  • never heard that many f-bombs in my life.

    goManning18 4 years ago

  • go watch pulp fiction

    aerialblackbass 4 years ago

  • LOL :19-:26.

    BURNINATOR8 4 years ago 2

  • LOL ITS FUNNY WHEN HE SAYS FUCK

    Ang0411 4 years ago

  • lol 0.14-.018

    ThunderZone9 4 years ago

  • LMAo

    its between this and The Departed fucken short version

    WKSlask5 4 years ago

  • fuck fuckin fuck fuckin motherfucker!

    KingdomHeartsFan91 4 years ago 2

  • "no i dont want any fuckin sandwiches, whats with u and these fuckin sandwiches?" lol freakin hilarious.

    DevilDante129 4 years ago 2

  • fuck me santia fuck me santia fuck santia

    jakeup00009 4 years ago 8

  • that the funneyst fuckin thin i seen a fuckin muthe fuck fuck fuck

    jakeup00009 4 years ago

  • I like the part where he throws the beer bottle at the bar tender and yells fuck you. Watched that part 8 times

    ThunderZone9 4 years ago

  • lol they have these short versions for like a million movies, this ones the best!

    ThunderZone9 4 years ago 2

  • fuckin mother fucker

    tOk690 4 years ago 2

  • this equals to Scarface a bit, he says the word ''FUCK'' too many times too XD

    bloodrainx 4 years ago

  • fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fucker fuck fuck me snata fuck fuck fuck haha thats fucking funny fuck

    lilpkpro 4 years ago

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! LMAO

    shawn863 4 years ago

  • fuckin excellent man!

    cheevo99 4 years ago 2

  • 999999999999999999/10

    YIMEK 4 years ago

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    takomaguy 4 years ago

  • Fuckin' aye Dude...

    GenScrewUp 4 years ago

  • i don't want any fuckin sandwiches, what is it with you and fixing fuckin sandwiches? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    antsillie 4 years ago 3

  • Sandwiches: watch?v=qtF5dMzAF2k

    doubledoh 3 years ago

  • i fucking love dis

    tOk690 4 years ago

  • ahhahahahhahahha love this movie

    burd1987 4 years ago 2

  • Fucking awesome movie

    sserpent21 4 years ago

  • fuck me santa

    end1810 4 years ago

  • fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

    Bdog71 4 years ago 6

  • fuckin fucker fuck it

    DilemmaSTS 4 years ago

  • How many times did they say fuck???

    Bdog71 4 years ago

  • Nice! You've compelled me to watch the original.

    distracteddispatches 4 years ago

  • Fucking hilarious!, pretty much summed up the film in 2 minutes!

    nitromad1 4 years ago