dam... wish i had a paynis... cuz ifff iii DID not saying i do... *wish* id do u... the positive of having a paynes is.. u can piss wherever the fuck u want... me bein a girl i gotta w8 in fkn line... with those sloow ass mother fkn bytches.... n sometimes i jus think eveyday girl is goig in there to takea long ass shyt.. when all i gotta do is pee... wtf is that?! like go hoeee n shyt not in public idnt even like pubc restrooms dnt kno how i got off topic wish i had a payness wever ily luan<3
aww =( i wish i lived near you. cuz u are just soo damn cute and funny =) that's all i ask for in a guy, he doesnt have to do crap for me...just be with me and be funny=) lol
Luan every single video you have made I can truly relate to, laugh about, and make myself feel better. Keep posting videos you are and will always be my inspiration!!!
Amen!! Ain't nothing worse than doin all this shit for the person you love and they don't even show you that they love you or appreciate the shit you do for his sorry ass!
i dont know if there is a video of yours (main channel or not) i havent laughed at... you say things with meaning and keep your viewers entertained with the comedy. plz keep it up :D
Omg dw bro I feel ur pain like I do so much for the person I'm wit but I like to take it slow nd I get scared b4 we make out =$ even though I'm a dude but i need like a "okay" or atleast a sign =$
Omg I love u <3 you were totally born in the wrong body!! ; though you rock it so well Ahhhhhhh #1 fan bitches : ) btw I'd date you if u weren't gay & i just found that out like 10 mins ago : )
It is 4 o' clock in the damn morning, and I just busted out laughing at this. "I will wipe his asshole, clean the fungus off his feet ..." LOL! You complete me. :)
lol luan its funny like no lie i can never find some one like that ..... its bs how most guys can be hella heartless .........nd u doo wat u can to try nd change them but u cant change some one unless there willing too ....nd me i go up nd down for the guy id take a bulllet thru my dam heart for the one! :\
XD my bf asked me what's up and I said I was watching your vids and I said that I love you and he actually got jealous :D he says PAY NUS just like you :D you're so cute luv ya (like a friend) PEACE
You're right, Luan--if you don't care enough to do the little things, what's the Point? You'll make some lucky guy a fabulous life partner!! Good luck to you!
"So short...you'll lean in for a kiss and get an amazing blowjob"..."Turtle" (hilarious) "Lay there to find the hole to poke me" "Least you can do is give me a back rub"
"The longer the relationship is: the harder it is for me to get over" Great stuff Luan! I love your videos! Great stuff!
GOD U R AWESOME hahaah -3 u luan -_- wish u never left agayaday :/
unicornzification 2 days ago
if i was a dude i would apreciate you and love u for who u are i <3 you luan
vampirediaries67 2 days ago
eewwwww
wolfsrain0000 2 days ago
i like how he nonchalantly mentions somethings
blueicees 1 week ago
he loves turtles
talkindurinthemovie 3 weeks ago
every dam girl* home* public* i cant spell* paynis* i love you luan* <3*
Xxcrazibtchcall911xX 1 month ago
dam... wish i had a paynis... cuz ifff iii DID not saying i do... *wish* id do u... the positive of having a paynes is.. u can piss wherever the fuck u want... me bein a girl i gotta w8 in fkn line... with those sloow ass mother fkn bytches.... n sometimes i jus think eveyday girl is goig in there to takea long ass shyt.. when all i gotta do is pee... wtf is that?! like go hoeee n shyt not in public idnt even like pubc restrooms dnt kno how i got off topic wish i had a payness wever ily luan<3
Xxcrazibtchcall911xX 1 month ago
I Am Goin To Mutha Fucking Texas Houstin Just to fucking find you and go to a mutha fucking date with you!
BITCH ILY
Gabegotswag24 1 month ago
I Will Appreciate You... And Yo PAYnis!
Gabegotswag24 1 month ago
turtles LOOK vulnerable.
airplainchild 1 month ago
Damn I wish I was a dude.
hellsunderground83 1 month ago
If i was a guy, i would date you.
TH14Girl 1 month ago
I'll date you
PandaNadine 1 month ago
IF I WHERE ARE GIRL I WHOULD DATE U LUAN LOVE YOU LUAN YOU ROCK
theratmaster05 1 month ago
I wanna date u
jktrot 1 month ago
If i were gay, you'd be the first to know.
3alrus3 1 month ago
If only if I was a guy.....
kawalli96 1 month ago 6
i wonder what a turtle without a shell looks like....
iamyourimagination 1 month ago
so babes im gonna get a sex change , i love you haha ..
myaisaacs55 1 month ago
DATE ME hahahah
foreveremo 1 month ago
Preach.
superH9234 1 month ago
Damn y cant i be a sexy guy ur age cuz i want u 2 be my bf...ur wat im looking 4 in a straight man right now! lol I LOVE YOU LUAN! <3
seria5797 1 month ago
I'm a guy. You have me question my sexuality. You sound like the perfect partner, lol
ReasonIsADivineGift 1 month ago 4
if I were to be born a boy, I'd fucking do you
LOL
nizzlevang 2 months ago 6
If you weren't gay I would date you <3 but only one problem....I'm 12 :( LOL
DoannaNguyen 3 months ago 12
"I just wanna lie there and wait for you to find a hole in my body...poke something through there make me scream"=))
TheTrieutran 3 months ago 4
poke somethin through there, make mehh SSCREEEAM !
LMAO ..Luan is the shit <3
blacklatinacapricorn 4 months ago 10
OMG LUAN UR SO RIGHT IM A TURTLE TOO
criticnumb1 4 months ago
@iComment14 Are you knew?Are you effing me? CHECK THE NAME! AGayADay!
AKickInTheFaceForYou 4 months ago
so yeah... DATE me
LOLOLOL I love you luan
DoogiesX3X 5 months ago 3
Is he gay?
iComment14 5 months ago
@iComment14 yes he's said i in many vids
JayitInc 3 months ago
Fuck.. iWish iWas A Guy... JUST So iCould Be With You.;D♥
AntzGurlBC13 5 months ago 9
I wunna be your girlfriend. sad4lyfe. ):
omglikemanngg 5 months ago
I FREAKIN' LOVE LUAN :D
ariescandy314 5 months ago
gimme a message after i come home from work..... that's exactly what i want! xD
louiissocoollike 5 months ago
I will wipe his ass hole!
Saucccy 5 months ago
Oh my goodness. I love you! The only prob.... No PAYnus in my pants :(
rgirls16 6 months ago 7
i cant hear crap
amandarocks789 6 months ago
I am a Leo Augest 4th you are soo cute and I love the face you make at the end of every video ^___^
KandyKidraver15 6 months ago
If I was a boy,
Even just for a day,
I will get out of bed in the mornin,
umm i forgot what I was going tuh say. . . ^ - ^; ♥
AngolMiko 6 months ago
Awwh! your soo cute!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
yellowstarburst100 6 months ago
i wanna date you!
lol <3 too bad i think your taken?
JonathanJustinPerez 6 months ago
you are the most amazing person, you are exactly like me. & i love you soo muchh. & dont let what anyone says hurt you because your like my hero
MrJustin248 6 months ago
I would date you and put a ring on your finger
wildlee2203 6 months ago
Luan, I'll grow a PAYnis for you :]
Flopknar 6 months ago 159
The ad one the side of this video: ChristianMingle . com "Find God's match for you.".....
chibigrunt 6 months ago 2
ur soooooooooo cute ugh if i knew where u lived i date u no prob
deeznuts200 6 months ago
hahahhahah this is a stupid question im just wondering do you like to crap? is it like sex? XDD be like crapping and just be like OOOHHH yeahhhhh
kiranicole123 6 months ago
"poke my holes and make me scream" . lmao (:
aud50 6 months ago
I LOVE YOUUU !
22StarSoccer 6 months ago
"You know poke something through there and make me SCREAM!"
FUCK; Luan you made my day! THANK YOU SO FRIGGIN MUCH!! <3
BeatToneRhythm 6 months ago
u dont seem gay o wow
jeamilagotswagg 6 months ago
Bahaha "So yeah... DATE ME." XD
MooMooLuvsYou 7 months ago
haha
TheSneakyBoys 7 months ago
"so yeah... DATE ME!"
RAWRVAL3R13 7 months ago 2
if i was gay i would totally date you dude
TheDeezy50 7 months ago 117
@TheDeezy50 WTF???????
DJRockstarbaby 4 months ago
your not JUST a turtle, your a DICK SNAPPING turtle. beware.. :D
animeownsmysoul 7 months ago 6
me to I would totally date you ....you have such a good personality
Peyton380 7 months ago
ur like a turtle?! lol
Cookies22luv 7 months ago
Dude; You needa be on tee vee; You would make a lot of money & Get alot of views. I think you are the best person ever; :D
AdorableMedication 7 months ago
whyyyy are your videos so short?? ; ^;
maybe they just seem short to me because I enjoy them so much- but STILL! D':
iluvcats777 7 months ago
if you were straight, you would make a greattt couple with jlovesmac1 . and if she was single :P
XdemiOselenaXmileyO 7 months ago
if we were both strait i would totally date you
yukidragon5 7 months ago
im gonna hunt you down and rape you Luan!!!!!
Cdamann12 7 months ago 2
I think..I could date you!
ManifestoXII 7 months ago
Yes! Ill date you anytime!
vanillasnowcone11 8 months ago
aww =( i wish i lived near you. cuz u are just soo damn cute and funny =) that's all i ask for in a guy, he doesnt have to do crap for me...just be with me and be funny=) lol
east1012000 8 months ago
Ur Just lyke me Im the same way but ur 3yrs older than me
TheJboogie11 8 months ago
your like the perfect boyfriend every girl wud die to be with! :) 0:26 - 0:34 wish there were more guys like u :/
ZoEyBaBii92 8 months ago 3
hahaha im short too!!!
TheLystel 8 months ago
Luan every single video you have made I can truly relate to, laugh about, and make myself feel better. Keep posting videos you are and will always be my inspiration!!!
MJobsessed1996 8 months ago
dang too commited
SuperMythologyfreak 9 months ago 4
brandon is hot take off his shirt
chinamarc123 9 months ago
a turtle lol haah
musiclastsaliftetime 9 months ago
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll wow
miszreese 9 months ago
i let it put it in me without a condom omg
Bachamami91 9 months ago
i love youu luan!!! Your so amazing and i went through a hard break up with your break up advice vid. thanks luan
orangerox803 9 months ago
Amen!! Ain't nothing worse than doin all this shit for the person you love and they don't even show you that they love you or appreciate the shit you do for his sorry ass!
RealTalkWithSteph 9 months ago
rofl, "i let u put it in me without a condom" AHAHAHHA
jamaicancutie1000 9 months ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
you are so right that just happen to me
karina72167 9 months ago
you are so right that just happen to me
karina72167 9 months ago
I love you. This was exactly what I needed right now.
Your videos always make me happier!!!! : )
littlelezlo123456789 9 months ago
make mee SCCREEAAM!!
LMAOO <3's yaaa luan :]
jenni2256 9 months ago
lua we all aprecaite u for ur gayness, ur "BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK?!?"
and ur 5"2......ness
LUV U!!!
DaCapo6789 9 months ago
no infense but r u gay lol
taytaytheawesome1 9 months ago
@taytaytheawesome1 2 things. 1) infense? i honestly didnt know that was a word... 2) yes he is? so what
iluvkms 9 months ago
@taytaytheawesome1 He blantly states that he is gay in a alot of his videos
KillerBunnies12 9 months ago
Awwww so cute, as always Luan <3
SuperLadyAwesome 10 months ago
WILL YOUU PLEASE BE MY GAY BESTFRIEND ! Bitch I'll Apprieciatee You !(:
MountainDewBitch3s 10 months ago 3
i have to say this sounds a little desperate............... "without a condom"? seriously? u stupid?
blueflameboy68 10 months ago
@blueflameboy68 SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE SHOW. >:(
TheMrAlphas 10 months ago 2
i dont know why put i love how he says "penis" O.O lol
priscillaANDyouree 10 months ago
i dont know if there is a video of yours (main channel or not) i havent laughed at... you say things with meaning and keep your viewers entertained with the comedy. plz keep it up :D
sameritaco 10 months ago
lol gay
xXxvietwavoxXx 10 months ago
i think you are a scorpio
TheSofia37 10 months ago
@TheSofia37 i think his birthday is in 9/2
soochungg 10 months ago
Awwwwww
Blackangel813 10 months ago
Omg dw bro I feel ur pain like I do so much for the person I'm wit but I like to take it slow nd I get scared b4 we make out =$ even though I'm a dude but i need like a "okay" or atleast a sign =$
harki123 11 months ago
Omg I love u <3 you were totally born in the wrong body!! ; though you rock it so well Ahhhhhhh #1 fan bitches : ) btw I'd date you if u weren't gay & i just found that out like 10 mins ago : )
RMBF22 11 months ago
It is 4 o' clock in the damn morning, and I just busted out laughing at this. "I will wipe his asshole, clean the fungus off his feet ..." LOL! You complete me. :)
TheParadoxism 11 months ago
LMAO i loves you
DeepThinker246 11 months ago
lol luan its funny like no lie i can never find some one like that ..... its bs how most guys can be hella heartless .........nd u doo wat u can to try nd change them but u cant change some one unless there willing too ....nd me i go up nd down for the guy id take a bulllet thru my dam heart for the one! :\
lilmarco1994 11 months ago
i can totally date youuuu luannn
indai123 11 months ago 2
why cant u be a bisexual ;((
BeBeAyumiReturns 11 months ago
i loves that im the same height as he is and about the same grade lol
tc163204 11 months ago
I love your rants, they just make me feel better and make laugh. I really hope you end up with a wonderful guy. /lv
moonphase 11 months ago
awwww this is so cute[:
rickyshizzlemydizzle 11 months ago
DAY-UM anybody would b lucky to have him in their life, we need more guys like him @ our skool
DanceLoveMusic21 11 months ago 3
'So yeah, DATE ME.' made me laugh so hard.
BroadcastingtoAll 11 months ago
make me SCREAM
sheala327 11 months ago
Can i turn you into a girl? Lol love the vids dude keep making them :D
crespojoel1 1 year ago
Hell! If I was gay you'd be my first choice, because you're looking for exactly what I give! LOL. Oh lord, and I'm completely straight
Big fan bro!
ImJagar 1 year ago
OMG. YOU JUST ASKED EVERYONE OUT D<
AND YOU TOLD ME I WAS SPECIAL
HOW COULD YOU?!
Muyomi 1 year ago
I am totally like this :] except for the fungus off the feet, and belly button thing. thats just gross
rdaibe189 1 year ago
he?
101PartyGal 1 year ago
Awwh.. Luan we love youuuuuuuuu :D <3 <3 <3 xx.
MegaBlahBlahBlah93 1 year ago
Totally would date you! Love your personality!
SunfireX 1 year ago
Any guy would be lucky to have you :D
SavannaLayne24 1 year ago
I'd date you... but I'm a girl ):
DontBurstMyBubble69 1 year ago
AWWWWW!!!!!!!
MrsLexa6636 1 year ago
It's so UNFAIR that you want what us girls want in a relationship and your gay! Ahhhh! Love you Luan ;-)
WhoNeedsAcelebrity 1 year ago
if we were dating (i'ma girl so it probably will never happen) we would be togther for looooooooong time. everything you've said i say!! :D
TheKaizoku19 1 year ago
If you liked this video, Luan wants to say something ---> 1:49
KidAce10 1 year ago
Luan I know imma girl but I would date you :) you the best and the luan legacy fever is taking over my school. We all love you!!!!
nickinicki713 1 year ago
im a girl too and luan you are fuckin sessy ;)
hightopvans 1 year ago
yaa im a girl buttt a.......ur adorable ily :)
allison1081 1 year ago
1:21 to 1:47 i agree wif yews(: nd me loves yewr smile<3 :D
emotwinz75 1 year ago
You are one fayyyyyne Asian. Though you're gay, I'd still do you. It's still love. <3
thezombielovespie 1 year ago
im a girl butttt.... ur adorable and ily :D
puppygirlana 1 year ago 14
XD my bf asked me what's up and I said I was watching your vids and I said that I love you and he actually got jealous :D he says PAY NUS just like you :D you're so cute luv ya (like a friend) PEACE
raebobyori 1 year ago
omg amen LOL
jasminepetrarca 1 year ago
ill let you put it in me without a condom <33333333
ladiibee92 1 year ago 5
damn it, if you weren't gay i would totally date you!
r33na1 1 year ago 553
@r33na1 me 2
5gorgia 6 months ago
him??
tungbui1234 1 year ago
thumbs up for the PAYNIS. hahaha.
RikkuFan001 1 year ago
rotfl the way you say penis. "paay nus" XD lol
torriew411 1 year ago
LOL paynis .
jodie125 1 year ago
Omg you just describe my perfect men wow I wish we could talk someday and see what happens or unleast meet somebody that thinks just like you
dAnieLOakS1 1 year ago
HAH, guess the only thing thats stopping us is age ;) but i wont tell if you dont
NocturneFox 1 year ago
I love u!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah omg I wish we could kick it ahah
MEXiJAP 1 year ago
If i was a guy.....and if you were a girl.....
MzCamyl 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i'm tamer and . Do you have facebook? I would like to chat with you and be friends. Okay bye take care :D
moulay30 1 year ago
You're right, Luan--if you don't care enough to do the little things, what's the Point? You'll make some lucky guy a fabulous life partner!! Good luck to you!
xoxoxoxoxo
cardiac1100 1 year ago
cause you're a "gaysian" like the rest of us...its how we were raised, other cultures have it too, but im just saying it though an asian perspective.
telastaznboi 1 year ago
ugh i'd date you but you like guys :( its times like this i wish i was a guy! lol
denisetakgu14 1 year ago 3
O.0 I thought luan was straight
KirbyGotShot 1 year ago
I fucking love you. haha I'd date you =]
coolkideric08 1 year ago
"I kind of just want to lay there for you to like find the holes in my body."
"I let you put it in me without a condom." Omgomgomgomgomg BAHAHA
ellenphant95 1 year ago 310
"So short...you'll lean in for a kiss and get an amazing blowjob"..."Turtle" (hilarious) "Lay there to find the hole to poke me" "Least you can do is give me a back rub"
"The longer the relationship is: the harder it is for me to get over" Great stuff Luan! I love your videos! Great stuff!
vidhead85 1 year ago
haha i love how honest you are haha
more people need to be like that =)
wowxxurcool135 1 year ago
makee mee screammmmm! haha
2iiloveyou 1 year ago
paynus
xbonkerzatdx 1 year ago
omg lol
LANCET1000 1 year ago
I'd date you ^_^
MelodicMouth 1 year ago
A brief look at the sweet side of Luan. Should have been narrated by Sir David Attenbourough.
mrumno 1 year ago
you are fuckin' nuts. in a good way. but nuts all the same.
o0oviceo0o 1 year ago
fan-fuckin-tastic. such pearls of wisdom from such a kid. how old r u?
bebenic 1 year ago
Awww a lot of good points. I can relate but lacking the condom Ummm NO! Wear it! Everyone likes surprises, but not that kind!
nestto117 1 year ago
how old are you? i just wanna know so that i know if liking you is wrong.... :D
yeffwy 1 year ago
@yeffwy lol okay had to delete my other comment, hes 17, i checked his channel
kdogmich15 1 year ago
@kdogmich15 thanks kdoqmich15! ;D
yeffwy 1 year ago
You're probably one of the few people that have actually made me laugh out loud while watching your videos. I've become a huge fan! :)
Chinakendoll 1 year ago
favorite. :)
Platform10 1 year ago
Frickin hilarious...aint you CUTE!
fenackerpan 1 year ago
You're hilarious :D Love ya.
WhouuuuuOKAY 1 year ago
aww
computerdude556 1 year ago
poke somethin' through there an' MAKE ME SCREAM!
hebrewsmeanjoe 1 year ago 4
:-) Luan you're awesome
PoeticPoppa 1 year ago
so YEAAA! DATE ME. ROFL xD youre too fuuunny - PANIS x]
babyvietlove 1 year ago
you are so darn CUTE!!! i just want to give you a BIG "Smurfy" Blue HUG!!! :-)
smurfit24 1 year ago
oh lawd! LMAO!
inquisitiveian 1 year ago
LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS VIDEO!!! Luan keep doing what you're doing I love it!
cleopatra96cn 1 year ago
My best of wishes in finding someone that deserves to be with someone like you. :)