YouTube Poop: Billy Mays Sells iCan In A Bad Mood

[Kevin01SH]

ill be damned if Billy is gonna clog my toilet with 80,000 lbs of shit!

[Mathison029]

Wow I never knew that anyone can Sh*t 80,000lbs of Sh*t till I saw this video XD

[shadowbattalion1]

NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN PROTECTING YOUR CHEESE XD

[redTalonsss]

Lmfhbhwao "I can shit 80 thousand pounds!"

[FrostbiteIceFox]

ZORBEEZ.

[cclav64]

I called ICan and told them Billy sent me and they just hung up

[whaowman]

0:29 what the fuck is super mario doing there?

[lordofpowies]

"call right now, and you can talk to one of our unfriendly, uncaring, unliscenced agents!"

[ningle4567]

i cant afford this

[BloXboX37]

And when i say affordable i actualy mean UNAFFORDABLE, but you can afford to not actualy make this call C:

[wickedconman]

The most unimportant rpoduct I have ever endorsed.

[MCMJRM]

lol awsome job this was hillaryuss :P

[MrAngler00]

You have everything to lose, and nothing to gain!

[superkhfreak]

I wonder how to use zorbeez like the pro's

[ROBLOXkiler]

lol i will poop 80k lbs at 1:58

[vega3410]

I think 'have you been turned ON' would be cool. BUT THIS... IS HILARIOUS w/o my critisism (sp?)!

[Mannike54]

right now or we'll attack your family XD

fucking love this vid

[HaruhiMariotaku]

@Mannike54 with zoorbeez XD

[1coolgirl12]

If you call right now, I will poop 80,000 pounds of poop into your toilet and you'll never flush it again!

[frozenfire8484]

So call iCan right now and tell them Billy sent ya this fully loaded, 80,000 pound, tractor trailor right now or we'll attack your family like the pros.

[TheGlowmeister]

I find it funny that it says acceptance and one person's white and the other's black :P

[SawdustProductions]

And I'm not talkin' about any discount card! I'm talkin' about ZORBEEZ!

[bobalt93]

I'll POOP 80 thousand pounds of POOP directly into your toilet and in just 2 minutes you'll never flush your toilet ever again, guranteed!

[bobalt93]

I'm talking about ZORBEEZ oh god I knew that was coming lmao

[darksorceressharuko]

How do you turn someone up? O.o

[Dustbin2008]

Nothing is more important than protecting your cheese!

[Dustbin2008]

Made me literaly ROFL!!!

[DevoutSkeptic]

"Have your rates gone down? Have you been turned up?"

[JuliantheGamer]

I love these parodies. Nice work!

[Halotiger206]

LOL XD

[Ramblerman302]

I need CHEESE!

[olds350rock]

Thats around 666 (of course) pounds of poop per second!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! ( pun intended)

[lisa781]

Health insurance you cannot afford!

[texxan19]

But im not done yet..ill poop 80,000 pounds of poop directly into your toilet in just 2 minutes. and you'll never flush your toilet again, guaranteed.

[g4tech]

and im not talking about some discount card

im taking about ZORBEEZ!

[ewolwerdna]

I'll POOP 80,000 lbs Directly into your Toilet and in just 2 MINUTES, you'll NEVER flush your toilet again!

[jrv2damac]

Can I work at ICan? I am unfriendly, uncaring, and I don't have a license.

[ChrisXPZ]

Lol! Great! Definitely make more poops! the title and description describe the video too well though, They need to be: Random, Completely Unrelated, Describe a single part in the video, or something like that ^^

[LillyTeamRocket4evr]

I need cheese!!!

D 8

[webkinzluv18]

i'll poop 80,000 lbs. of poop directly to your toilet and in just 2 minutes, you'll never flush your toilet again.

[TheYO064]

Health insurance you can actually not afford. ROFLCOPTER

[Raiden738]

has your rate gone down? have you been turned up?

[yellowfish32]

lol i'll poop 80,000 pounds of poop directly to your toilet and in 2 minutes you'll never be able to flush your toilet again.I lol'd at that!

[Pokeguy493]

"I'll poop 80,000 pounds of poop directly to your toliet and in just two minutes you'll never flush your toliet again." lol.

[drac16]

80,000 pounds of poop in two minutes = 666 pounds of poop per second. Wow, Billy doesn't fuck around!

[Hauntzor]

I NEED CHEESE!!

[supavids4eva]

I need CHEESE!

[polocatfan276]

I guess this is the bootleg version of the commercial!

[supergenius1994]

the ending was the only funny part

[TouYube67]

with iCan, you'll finally be saying "Zorbeez!" 1:27

[banjotenie]

nothing is more important then protecting your CHEESE! XD

[BoyLovinHuni2009]

0:24 - it shoulda said "have you been turned on?' that would have been more funny ^_^

[LadyRevan7]

"you'll get to talk with one of our unfriendly and uncaring and unlicensed agents.." lol

[zimman56]

I'll poop 80,000 pounds of poop right into your toilet! And in just two minutes, you'll never be able to flush your toilet again! Guaranteed!!! :D

...

Wow...

[Lazermuffin]

Holy fuck I lol'd so hard reading that.

[Telonelemon3]

@zimman56 Dont say wow unless your exited faggot.

[zimman56]

@Telonelemon3 U mad bro? Yeaaa...u mad

[Telonelemon3]

@zimman56 Not mad, justt tired of people useing words wrong.

[DeusDemonolith]

@zimman56 I lmfaoroflol'd at that part almost fell out of my chair lol

[snowguy54]

and in just 2 minutes, you'll never be able to flush your toilet again, garunteed!

[reaperman2010]

I need cheese!

[bwaryn]

What does he say at 1:56?

[horrormovie100]

right know or will attack your family with Zorbeez

[fireball973]

Like the pros

[mrkoolman23]

@bwaryn or we'll attack your family with zorbez

[dksftwpwned]

160 a month for ur entire family and 270 for you.. Nice :P

[luv4smores]

Best YTP ever, almost peed in my pants XD

[sclock2]

You got the zorbees part from ninjaxcad or whatever his name is. Still funny though. I think the blood test and zorbees will always remain a classic ican poop moment.

[BigSean2470]

Zorbeez!

[BestKHparodies]

Call now, and you can talk with one of our unfriendly, uncaring, and unlicensed agents.

XD That was the best part!!!

[serdarguy12]

I need CHEESE.

[g4tech]

With Ican you Finially being saying ZORBEEZ

[TheJGarf]

lol this is pretty funny

[supermaletperson]

2:00 onward = win.

[GangAngel13]

im talking about zorbeez!and if you dont call now,we will attack your familly with zorbies XDD wasome vid 5/5

[NewRecoidac]

So call Ican right now and tell them billy sent you this fully loaded 80,000 pound tractor trailer

[smeagol1414]

"Im not talking about a discount card, Im talking about Zorbees" I loled

[polocatfan276]

you should have put and certain plans can cost even more!

[poptartjr8]

I need CHEESE.

[SteveDude01]

Has your rate gone down? Have you been turned up?

Unfriendly, uncaring, unliscensed agents ruining you? Not only does it sound mean, it's probably illegal!

Laughed so hard at the ending that I peed a little!

[willj78]

EPIC WIN

[DragnSly]

the ending was pure win.

[WolfCoder]

I will poop 80,000 pounds in your toilet and in just 2 minutes you'll never flush your toilet again, guaranteed!

[Toast3dSpagh3tti]

That had to be the second funnies thing I ever heard anyone make Billy say.

[tandis97]

rip billy

[MrEpicFail1]

dang now all of these are not funny anymore.

i like billy mays he seemed like a good guy.

[frvfhfrvfhhrvfh]

this isnt funny now that he died

[d3m0t3re56]

I subed in the first 2 seconeds!!!! XD

[chocolatekitten5]

LMFAO X1 MILLION 9 MILLION OUT OF 5

[g4tech]

has your rate been turned down have you been turned up?

[jasperjasper77]

With ICan, you'll finally be saying ZORBEEZ! hahaha

[jeepfury]

end was hilarious

[VampValencia]

Underrated! Hilarious :)

The end about the toilet was great:) 5/5

[JacobJesmer]

make more lol

[willj78]

LMAO 70/5

[adamcompH2]

thanks should i make more? it will take a while

[Skcorps]

I'd certianly say yes. One tip though: Try to keep sound clipping more precise so the editing sounds a bit nicer.

By the way, where did you get the Billy Mays commercials? I can't find them anywhere for download.

[Imsocoolman5]

YES! says Cap. Falcon.

[corky064]

Show me your moves!

[LeGitHeart]

@adamcompH2 Yes you should. I laughed my ass off.

[appleeimac]

@adamcompH2 i say yes

[JMaxVG]

lol that is so funny!!

[philresto]

"u'll never flush ur toilet again" lmao, good job man

[Billycheezit]

lol

[xxfoolycoolyxx]

1:54 and on is the best

[adamcompH2]

thanks! thats why i deleted the other one. It didn't have that part