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  • i have a somberaro :3

  • Banana you glad you didn't say orange?

  • Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Docter.

    Docter who?

    Correct.

  • LOLLL

  • Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Mr,Hatch

    Hatch who?

    Bles you....

  • Do you get payed for this?

  • I like harry potter puppet pals.

  • Hey, there's a boom mike at 1:09

  • @Moozafication :O, thats true OMG

  • @Moozafication most likely intentional, knowing Neil.

  • i love knock knock jokes told by band geeks. 

  • What's the song at 1:33?

  • I love the lego version

  • EPIC AS FUCK

  • Hahaha random French right in the middle :D

  • @SxcDubliner its not french

  • 00:39 An epic beard stroke.

  • is it rong that a laughed at all of them

  • This never fails to impress me.

  • knock knock

    whos there?

    my mum

    my mum who?

    mym mum is the answer..

  • 1:40 TOBUS.... oh its not tobuscus but the backround was the same D:

  • Who else saw the random boom mic at 1:11?!

  • 1:09 microphone alert! EDIT actually 1:10

  • 1:09 microphone alert!

  • lol i saw the mic

  • Knock knock

    Who's there

    Police

    Police who

    Police stop telling these bad knock knock joke

    Ahh ha ha ha

  • This is creepy

    

  • geerman translation at 1:20 shelf is her think

  • wenger music stands FTW

  • I love when hes like hey ryan and ryan says what? all pissed off

  • i got a joke for u

    knock knock who's there cows go

    cows go who

    cows go moo not who

  • Boom mic at 1:11!!

  • Boom mic at 1:10

  • The last thing bin laden was doing before he got shot in his dumbass head.

  • Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    U.S. Navy seals,can Osama Binladin come out and play?

  • Guy 1: "I got a knock knock joke, but you have to start it"

    Guy 2: "okay. knock knock."

    Guy 1: "who's there?"

    Guy 2: "...."

  • 1:10 you see the mic lol

  • their french sounds like russian :D

  • @livinmraz is it french?

  • @guisauco93 yes it is. from 1:05-1:10

  • @livinmraz yeah but I thought it was another language! I didn't get what they said lol

  • Just tried the transcription, not as funny as the conch one but LOL:

    rule is their belief =/= who's there?

  • Neil you look sooo dramatic at the olive one... O_o

  • kevin: ryan

    ryan:yes

    kevin: knock knock

    ryan: whos there

    kevin: boo

    ryan: boo who?

    kevin: dont cry it was just a joke

    ryan: thank you

    LOL!!!

  • 1:10- BOOM MIKE!

  • @coliho NO! I WAS GOING TO USE THAT!!!

  • 1:05 what are they saying this is not english right?

  • e muito maneiro,so mesmo em ingles.no portugues fica uma m....

    muito maneiro mesmo mais em ingles

    from brasil

    joao

  • you can see the mike at 1:11

  • knock knock

    whos there

    wanda

    wanda who

    wanda where the funny knock knock jokes when

    thats what it SHOULD have said, also, you can see the mike at 1:11

  • knock knock

    whos there

    wanda

    wanda who

    wanda where the funny knock knock jokes when

    thats what it SHOULD have said

  • Grogën del nosk grorgën den "Toc Toc"

  • What language was he speaking at 1:06 ?

  • @seanamus34 it's french ;)

  • @seanamus34

    He speaks french.

    Knock kncok ? who's there ? Ryan ! Ryan who ? Rien à faire à part dire une blague knock knock (nothing to do except saying knock knock's jokes)

  • @Baidoboy

    "Toc toc," (Knock knock)

    "Qui est là?" (Who's there)

    "Rien." (Nothing)

    "Rien qui?" (Nothing who)

    "Rien à faire sauf que vous direz un blague de toc toc." (Nothing to do except tell you a knock knock joke.)

  • Hey, Neil.

    Knock, knock!

    Who's there?

    Dwayne.

    Dwayne, who?

    Dwayne the bathtub!

  • Hey NeiCicierega, you should've tried this one:

    Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    1+1=t

    1+1=t who?

    ......Wow your good at maths for your age!

  • @72CraziesOnTheWall cancelling the bhai development

  • My gosh, I remember when you first put this up... I watched it on Hollywood East... Still am wondering though, who was behind the door... Maybe I'll never know...

  • But who was Olive?

  • BOOM MIC! 1:11! sorry i had to

  • that..... was corney

    

  • AHAHAHA wonderful ending!

  • that was awesome!!!

  • Knock knock, who's there? Madam'. Madam who? MADAMN FOOTS STUCK IN THE DOOR OPEN UP!

  • I love it!

  • 1:11 - Theres a mi- Oh wait! No one cares, everybody! So shut up about it, I'm sure everyone knows <3

  • hey neil have you watched your toy food song in lego version its funny and the knock knock one ...............GO WATCH....OR DIE

  • I wish they had all done a simultaneous one. Like, Neil asks Ryan, Ryan asks Kevin, Kevin asks Neil, all at the same time. Woulda been epic.

    Still great, though. I love the way the camera cuts get faster and faster.

  • @Brakkenimation Ahahah. Three knock knock jokes at the same time? I wish we'd at least attempted that.

  • @NeilCicierega Sequel? ;)

  • its funny cuz they talk so fast

  • when e saifd hey ryan....umm im ryan 2....

  • @ 1:10 Boom mike in the vid. SLOPPY!!!

  • at 1:10 a boom mike can be seen

  • I speak French and I used that joke on my French teacher. She laughed. :)

  • SICK JOKE

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  • 1:11 Boom mic?

  • The mic falls in @1:10

  • OK! During the Video;

    Press 1 for "Orange!"

    Press 2 for "Wanda"

    Press 3 for "Yeah?"

    Press 4 for "Yep!"

    Press 5 for "What."

    Press 6 for "Me too!"

    Press 7 for "Oh, thank you!"

    Press 8 for "Knock knock jokes!"

  • dweebs

  • was that russian or what? lol!

  • @DannybagDarrell Lol, it was french. They just had ridiculous accents.

    "Toc Toc"

    "Qui est là?"

    "Rien"

    "Rien qui?"

    "Rien à faire sauf pour dire une blague toc toc"

  • @CrispyCC OMG hahaha... I could never tell!!! Thanks hahaha. Hey, I have a commentary channel, check it out if you will. Later!

  • I want to be best friends with these people.

  • My name is Conrad, and when he said Conrad, i was like.... SAY WHAT!?!?

  • Hey Kevin!

    YeaH?

    Toc toc!

    Chi è la?

    Rien

    Rien chi?

    lolol

  • Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    No.

    No who?

    No you!

  • 1:11 blooper

  • 1:15 was good:

    (knock knock)

    Everyone:Who is there?

    Stranger:Police

    Scary music

    Neil: Police, who?

    Stranger:Police stop these awful knock knock jokes

  • At 1:09 what was that stick

  • Ryan:Knock Knock,

    Neil:Whos there?

    Ryan:Olive

    Neil: (close up) Olive Who?

    Ryan Olive knock knock jokes!

  • Ryan is so awesomely creepy here!

  • You can see the microphone right above whats-his-faces head at 1:10

  • THIS

    IS

    AMAZING.

  • wow. Nerds

  • Knock knock

  • @jamboy2710 Whose there?

  • @savethekeytar123

    but it was definitely not german

  • @savethekeytar123

    NOOOO

    it was english man.....

  • ryan scares me lol

  • I love this vid because it so bad!

  • so gay but funny

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  • Knock Knock

    Whos there?

    Boo

    Boo who?

    Don't cry. it was just a joke.

    Thankyou 

  • LOL

  • 0:50 he's just causual about it "here ya go" .......0:52 Ryangets all serious..... then 0:59 Neils all scared..... thats basically why I love this one so much!

  • LOL Wtf! 

  • Kevin and Ryan are extremely creepy. Just an observation, not a judgement. :D

  • Heh, you can see the mic at 1:11

  • at 1:10 theres a boom mic!!!

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  • hahahahahaha

  • sombrerovertherainbow

  • lol putting french into it.

  • Knock knock.....who's there..... ' Argut'.......

  • lol that was funny............ ^_^

  • I love this! :D

  • Conradulations, you win

  • @dalsgrenda3 WOW!

  • thank you.

  • TOC TOC!

  • microphome in the shot of 1:10

  • TOO AWESOME LOL! :D

  • Nice one!

  • 1:11

    - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

  • ANNOYINGNESS

  • THIEF !

  • ORANGE!!!

  • 244 stupid people miss the like button :P...

  • Ryan Murphy: The greatest human being who has ever lived.

  • On another note, I would like to marry Ryan.

  • @SuwaPK That's, umm... That's wonderful...

  • I've said all these jokes to my friends. They thought I was incredibly clever for coming up with all those jokes. Then they watched this.

  • this is wierd, it is stupid. but it is somwat amuzing

  • lol i like the last joke the best

  • Was a joke in germen

  • @kittycat77377 no it's french

  • 1:10 boom mic above his head.

  • 1:11 Microphone?

  • Boom mike visible at 1:11. Lol.

    *spoiler alert*

    Also, the door at the end doesn't have a lock on it.

  • @jasonfu6699 no but it's still polite to knock

  • Neil remains virtually expressionless throughout the video. I wonder how he does that.

  • @VaderforprezAZ09 Maybe he likes Speed, the movie, not the recreational drug... Yep...

  • @VaderforprezAZ09 Not really, he slighty smiles once in a while.

  • @VaderforprezAZ09 He enter's Snape Mode before each video

  • @VaderforprezAZ09 Maybe because you can't really see his eyebrows.

  • lol i culdnt stop loling

  • "Ham'n cheese on white please."

    "Here you go, hey Ryan."

    "What!"

    Lol I peed myself

  • there is something about ryan that is so funny

  • like in Harry Potter: please-men

  • "Hey, Ryan" "WHAT!" "Knock Knock"

    That's probably my favorite part besides the "thatcher who" and the random ham and cheese on white Neil has!

  • 1:11 u can see the microphone

  • 1:11 the mic is in his wayXD

  • Ahahahaha! Ryan's so creepy.

  • 1:04-1:10 is just plain funny

  • he he knock knock.

  • This video was so simple, and yet I've watched it 5 times. It still isn't old!

  • pretty well made

    good work

  • lol you guys are funny...

  • police... who?

  • No I saw the mic too

  • was i the only one who saw the microphone next to ryan's head?

  • haha you can see the mic at 1:11 xD

  • Ryan is scary at :54 lol. He gets serious.

  • "ham and cheese on white please!" "here you go" haha

  • KEVIN IS THE ANNOYING ORANGE!!

  • I love it when the boom comes into shot.

  • That was hilarious, but I think I saw the boom mic in one of those shots.

  • @Rmazer555 who cares?

  • I love Kevin's face when he says "Wow!" Gets me every time :L