Orangina Jaune - Lévrier Afghan

[OSpartan1170]

These are so fucked up.

[Legend629]

ok i want to go to france. For two things.

[ALEXJDXBL]

ALLAH ACKBAR !!!!!

[SelsiumCarpellium486]

Orangina must be the universal solvent or somthing :/ its used for EVERYTHING!

[Spreewaldtopf]

Dogs should be bald not with hair. How am I supposed to tell my 5 year old daughter that our dog can't have hair. This is bullshit. I will call the police.

[SuperFlameRing]

I like furry chicks too, but this one's creeping me out. XD

[MusicResurrector]

i'd tap that

[PowMiaification]

I don't understand... will I become a furry after drinking this? Is that their marketing plan?

[brndurham]

Finally!!!! Furry commercials for... okay, WTF is orangina anyway?

[JMarchOHare]

Some of the Orangina characters fall into the Uncanny Valley, but this one doesn't. She's pretty.

[Ryuhza]

I think they're advertising to the wrong species here...

[rafflesia]

@eskimodude812: Her ears are probably hidden in and covered by her hair.

@snakeman830: You were 100% correct last year, except that a theory holds more weight than a *hypothesis*, not a law. Nothing holds more than a law. ;)

@moosher12: I tend to prefer more realistic furries, long as they're done well & are natural-looking, rather than too creepy. I love these ads!! Dogs are the best furries, imo. :3 This Afghan/Saluki/Tazi and the Poodle are my favorites.

[gawa4002]

Saw a comment saying these are spoofs of other product commercials. It's just a drink.

[eskimodude812]

Hey I just noticed, she doesn't have any ears!

[2011SNAK]

OMG NOW U CAN USE ORINGINA FOR ANYTHING !!!! hair spray aftershave etc.

[DeeNicePambo]

cette pub est horrible

[superhack211]

for some reason I dont want to drink this stuff

[TheLilyDee]

Lol so oringina does everything! After shave, shampoo, drink?!

[SuperDragonBlader]

I guess the commercials are telling us that the drink has MANY uses.

[shibatimu123]

ugly bitch

[WishingBabyX]

*poker face*

[StephensStuff]

O_O Whut the fuck?! YOUR DOIN IT WRONG!?

[XmusicXchikkX]

First time I saw an Orangia commercial (the one with the horse with stinky breath) I thought, "Well that stuff looks pretty yummy. I wonder where I can get some!"

After Cougar aftershave: "That's odd and prolly sticky, but I'm sure that could work."

After Bear deodorant: " I'm sure that smells good. I won't try it on my Tropicana OJ, but okay!"

After zit commercial: "Err.... Okay? Well, err, I'm sure it's very acidic if it could zap pimples."

After this: "Okay, WTF is this stuff??"

[Krim767]

@XmusicXchikkX

Didn't see the one with the housewife goat using it as a cleaning supply?

[XmusicXchikkX]

@Krim767 I saw that one after this one. After this one, no other uses surprise me.

[qwqsqs]

@XmusicXchikkX

its everything You can imagine XD

[ryuumajin]

@XmusicXchikkX

Shampoo, seemingly. *shakes hed elegantly...*

...oh wait, I'm shaved bald :p

[moosher12]

And here I thought it was impossible to make a realistic furry look good, and that only cartoon furries would look good. I can now look forward to real furries without wanting to gouge my eyes out.

[angrydead]

@moosher12 No such thing as a good looking furry, it's like trying to polish a turd.

[imsixcolors]

@angrydead Which the Mythbusters proved was possible.

[angrydead]

@imsixcolors No it didnt.

[oystercatcher7]

@moosher12 I think it depends on what animal it is. Dogs are apparently ugly furries

[elliot888ify]

why is it a dog????

[phubans]

Furries are real! :(

[Powerpuff56789]

do you drink it, use it to shave or use it for your hair?

[darthtahri]

what the hell?

[shadytradesman]

Talk about uncanny valley. . .

[TecnocraciaMexico]

Is this the next "An American Werewolf In Paris" movie?

[Uzuchihua]

@TecnocraciaMexico No it's a fucking french ad

[SID988]

It sucks !!

[TheJohnlie89]

Go to see a French Musical Flashmob on youtube : To Hand The Torch The Musical To Gare Haussmann Saint Lazare in Paris .

[OrangeSodaLIVE]

LOL Look at what the spout of the bottle can be used for

[MegaFlamingPanda]

@OrangeSodaLIVE WHAT a Bong?? or hub??

[pbanta62]

She might be a bitch, but a bitch by birth, not by choice.

[UniversalVision]

Wait... I tried looking up the main website whether this is a multi-purpose drink. So far it just says it's a "great" drink. Has anyone used this for anything else besides drinking?

[cactusmilo918]

Ihave seen like 5 commercials already but I can´t catch the idea of using animals, but most weir to me is that "orangina" that is like a miracle product for EVERYTHING

[DarkAssassin198]

french furries FTW XD its just awesome and funny at the same time, it must be why every furry is like OMG HOT DAMN A *name of that species here* I WOULD TAP DAT ASS SO HARD and stuff but still funny commercial

[CbIFSn12]

Eva Longoria =)

[GESSO217]

Cool effects.

[jaggstang]

@Truemouse i wouldn't tap that either. she's a bitch.

[STERENR]

So this oranhe shit its a lotion, a shampoo , a drink. What else

[wolframized]

I'm inclined to show her how to do it human style many times.

[keirantalent]

@TheUSMCxPRATORIAN F**KIN AMEN TO THAT!

[PufferBluntman]

So is this a shampoo, an aftershave, a drink?..

[keirantalent]

@PufferBluntman the way the french furry god intended

[UniversalVision]

France is like a Haven for scrutinized furries from here in the US.

We must lead them to the promise land!

[xXCPDaBeastXx]

What a bitch!

[keirantalent]

@xXCPDaBeastXx is it bad to say whwn she smiled it kinda reminded me of stacy solomon

[werewolfmoongirl4444]

I am starting to think this is not soda...

[Cougiaurmeh]

Rrrrr, I'd do her. XD Pull her hair AND tail.

[whippetqueen]

weredog? lol

[agentHOTTIEMAN1]

next there gonna use it for braidin pubic hair

[TaintedMojo]

What the hell, I'd probably tap that just for the lulz.

[TheScumper]

XD XD XD XD

[CaptainPsychopath]

..... Orangina does EVERYTHING!

I've seen it used for shaving (by a mountain lion.)

I've seen it used as dioderant type product (by a bear)

I've seen it used as a drink (by a horse.)

and now, a hair product (by a dog.)

[CobaltiSickle]

@CaptainPsychopath And it cures acne (for a chameleon).

[CaptainPsychopath]

@CobaltiSickle

xD How did I not see that coming?

[CobaltiSickle]

@CaptainPsychopath And washes clothes for a giraffe, used as milk for cereal for a deer's kids, and waxed a car for a very wonderful jaguar (or cheetah I dunno)

[Cougiaurmeh]

@CaptainPsychopath You forgot the chameleon with the zits, and the giraffe that chases guys asses and likes to sniff them. XD

[CobaltiSickle]

Someone give her a bone

[brinxe76]

...isnt orangina a drink?

[Cyberoms06]

@brinxe76 Of course it is.

[brinxe76]

@Cyberoms06 geez......orangina is used for so many different things.................i wonder if it cures cancer. -_-'

[wolfheart133333]

@brinxe76

i know iv'e seen

drink, after shave calone, deoterant and now hair product...wtf is this stuff?!

[brinxe76]

@wolfheart133333 Orangina: The only French elixir advertised by special fx furries.

[lockmuertos]

bust out the peanut butter, lolz. I hope everyone got the reference :)

[mickeymouse14]

get out the peanutbutter?

[Danwolf15]

I think i just fap that o.o

[onilink0thefur]

okay, this one could have been done better...

[Applesm8]

what a bitch...

[jruwing87]

oh my fucking god. these eyes. these fucking dead fucking eyes. imma have nightmares because of that eyes x_x

[blackstride]

oragina...What does it not do?

[whencrackdoesweed]

orangina can do anything but it only comes two flavours, shame

[LustfulXevier]

WHat is this Orangina?! Some Elixer that cures all bad stuff?!? DX Can i cure my cancer with this? o3o

[DumuRaL]

Haaaaaaaahaha, as an anthro artist this is still really quite creepy! Niiiice. I love this advertising campaign because it does what ads should do: stick in your mind regardless of the good or bad intentions.

[JackinmyLatern]

Why does it show the inside of her vagina 5 seconds in?

[kitsune720]

Its mildly disturbing but also ridiculously funny.



[CryogenicXsean]

Ifpeople can makes adverts like these, why the fuck aren't there more of them?? XD

[Pooky1991]

I thought alot of American commercials I've seen are complete mindfucksXD I just found out theres even weirder ones out there.

[crazy122341]

Furries FTW

[JWRandall423]

I guess the french got a thing for "Furries". I love these ads. Very well done.

[Femfikon]

"WHY BONER WHY!"

"B-e-c-a-u-s-e."

[Mephistin]

Looks creepy 0_o, reminds me of those things in parasite eve or that half breed from alien 3.

[Clomakeupaddict]

j'adore les pub d'Orangina!!!!

[camcam315]

Orangina naturellement ! Bah oui naturellement ya qu'eux pour faire un truc aussi pourris... -_-

[EdTheBadass]

My eyes scream in horror :D

Probably most of us have seen furries, right? Ok.. but these commercials with their realism actually show how one would look in real life.. and it is creepy as hell..

eat that furries :D drawing is one, but real lfie is other

[evilyakko]

@EdTheBadass there are many CGI animated anthro characters outside of the Orangina adverts, this looks odd because they animated a dogs face on to a womans body (they filmed a women first, the hair swinging is her actual fimed hair) so the balance isn’t right, it looks un-natural, there are plenty more natural looking anthro characters out there.

im not a furry, but i support what they do, i do not support arseholes trying to boost their tiny pathetic egos on the internet though. anti-badass

[EdTheBadass]

@evilyakko

you support furries making endless amounts of zoophilic art?

wtf..

[evilyakko]

@EdTheBadass Really.. really.. Maybe next time make a logical argument i can’t be bothered correcting the many flaws in your comment, ill just leave you to look like the moron you are. :)

[EdTheBadass]

@evilyakko

reread your own blabber and feel your inner moron fool

[evilyakko]

@EdTheBadass

ohh the empty insults, how i love them haha.

poor you :(

[rafflesia]

@EdTheBadass Dunno if you're serious or not...but let's clarify one more time...furry art =/= zoophilic art; furry =/= zoophile.

[EdTheBadass]

@rafflesia

of course it is not zoophilia.

it is a case of paraphilia, since those arent real animals.

Also I KNOW there are "normal" furry artists, ok. However they are like 10% of all furries. Rest are just pervert artists with main focus on sex. I judge groups by the majority and majority is f***g sick.

[rafflesia]

@EdTheBadass Okay, I'd said that because you'd mentioned furries drawing zoophilic art. Anyway, I don't know upon what exactly you've based your personal judgment, but that's far from the experience I've had; probably around 95% of the maaany furries I've met are cool, completely non-perverted, basically mentally healthy folks (almost certainly a greater percentage than among "normal" non-furs I've known.) Even if they draw sexual art, that doesn't mean they're more obsessed than anyone else.

[EdTheBadass]

@rafflesia

WHEN someone is a furry? Define the boarder?

I don`t think any underaged smuck having that period, where they like some animal character, can be called furry.

So it is actually narrowed down to a smaller group.

And my theory, that majority are pervs applies

[rafflesia]

@EdTheBadass True, not necessarily....but I would surely consider anyone who considers *themselves* to be a furry, furry. Those to whom I was referring very definitely are. I'm not saying that there are no perverted ones; it's a pretty large group, of course there are. But I would absolutely contend that the majority are NOT pervy (depending on what you call pervy, but assuming a sort of general definition for it...)

[EdTheBadass]

@rafflesia

considers *themselves* to be a furry

not good enough criteria. I consider myself the best king of the world. am I one?

[rafflesia]

@EdTheBadass Ha ha, I doubt it, but that is not a valid comparison. One cannot become the best of something by believing oneself to be, nor can one deem oneself an actual king. However, in order to be a fan of something (which is essentially what furs are), considering oneself to be is all that's necessary. Other people don't decide that you are or are not furry; YOU decide.

[EdTheBadass]

@rafflesia

I am a fan of my kingshipness.

On your knees peasant!

[rafflesia]

@EdTheBadass But I am a fan of my own queenliness and rule over my fandom. Royalty shan't bow! >;D

[snakeman830]

@EdTheBadass No, your hypothesis may stand. It can't be a thoey unless it's undergone rigorous testing and stood up to it all. A Theory holds more weight than a Law.

Now, your hypothesis is wrong, but I won't discredit you for having an incorrect hypothesis. I've met hundreds of furries and maybe one or two were sex-crazed/focused. All the others just want to have a good time and be themselves.

[EdTheBadass]

We are testing the hypothesis in Swiss Independant Oddstuff istitute as I write.

Nest week we are using Large hadron collider to determine, whether sex-crazed furries and black holes have any conenction.

>:| This aint no damn fun stuff. Dis serious science shit man! 

[TaiFerret]

Wow! That's one sexy bitch!

[swellestmetroidalive]

I would SO do it doggie style with her XD

(yes i'm kinda a furry)

[skeiththe3rd]

@swellestmetroidalive *highfives*

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@swellestmetroidalive lol how does someone become "kinda" a furry? :3

[myrkkyapina1]

.... kill it with fire..

[dvrosario]

but but.. i drink this stuff... and there putting it in the hair?..

[Gigli0Ner0]

Oh good god, they're taking over the old media! D:

[doom705]

nice

[iKitKatSensei]

... this takes furry to a whole new level

[TarsusEndri]

Man, I'd tap that in a heart beat!

And yes, I am a furry. Go figure, eh?

[racookster]

God, imagine what she could do with that mouth!

[Invadersparkle]

REAL LIFE FURRIES

[julianjarrod]

O_o

[racookster]

I think she's cute.

[Pjotor1989]

fuck this

[Pjotor1989]

Fucking stupid french! ;)

[animechick214]

ORANGINA IS A SODA!! WHY WOULD SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR?!

[BlueFrost01]

@animechick214 Cause it does everything

[Truemouse]

Question is, would you tap that? I wouldn't, she's such a dog.

[sonyblueboxx]

What you did there.... I saw it.

[fare777]

@Truemouse The correct term is "bitch"

[gregtamnel0576]

@Truemouse Christ, your terrible pun's got me howling

[TheAnamies]

@Truemouse tapity tapity tap tap

[luizd97]

why fucking animals?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aikinoodles]

@luizd97 Orangina is just .. fully natural => animals.

Plus because it's soooo usual to use fappable content ( men and women ) even for selling yogurt, detergent, even a septic tank cleaner and all the shit you don't even want or need personally, they use furries acting "sexy" like all commercials to make you uncomfortable and they highlight the stupidity of the whole message.

Furry + sexy + dumb shiny shit commercials = genius ( but it's my own opinion ).

[ilovemadnesscombat]

oh wow, the more of these I get linked, the funnier they get.

[ThePhoenix370]

I thought Orangina was a juice... not a shampoo?

[Orenotter]

I'm sold!



[jonaramire]

I tried, but it sticks -_-

[Th3ba1r0n]

lol, cute ad ZD

better than the overly sexual ones z3

zD <---awsm face

[alienfingers]

Well at least these ones kind of make sense instead of going

animal people + orangina + sexual connotations + ????? = PROFIT

[Buccura]

I am a furry and I must say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAH NIGHTMARE FUEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAH MAKE IT GO AWAY MOMMY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAA *cries*

[Athediscotv]

What is that thing?!

[rftigermode]

I am laughing SO HARD.

[ausgamer529]

furries

[SulphurTea]

Aw, man. Washing your hair with orange soda is THE BEST!

...On a more serious note however... wtf?

[MrAwesomeTrex]

Dog woman washes hair with carbonated orange beverage.

In other news, I am confused (but amused).

[lordchesta]

this drink does EVERYTHING

[Aub99]

what...what are they saying?

[untitledthought]

@Aub99 - they are saying " BUY THIS DRINK AND OUT IT IN YOUR HAIR FOR BETTER SOFTER HAIR"!

[ShintoPhilosophy77]

This is good comericial and for that it is good is that character is good animated and furry art. If no reason they understand then because tthey are video gamerjounen and influence of church.

[YouDispleaseMe]

Aww fuck that was horrifying. It's like some kind of dog-monster crawled its way straight out of the uncanny valley and put on a wig.

[BranislavDJ]

Im confused... :S

[maxpolbazar]

Very stupid

[good2btheking]

Not all Women are Bitches, but a few are. This proves it.

[FurryChannel]

@good2btheking LOL! Shes a crazyyyy bitch! Using orange juice to wash your hair :3

[yotsu21]

If this is supposed to be for shaving, then it is absolutely terrible.

[PsylviaGalaxie]

Sa c'est une joli chienne :)

[sonicvsmario91]

what is it suppose to be?

[CorvixEyes]

@sonicvsmario91 It's a drink.