Wow when that stormtrooper smashed Lumpy's laptop thing I burst out into uncontrollable laughter. That scene totally made this train wreck worth the ride!
Now its over...as a Veteran, for some reason I am afflicted and need my fix of ol'Grandpa Black Babe porn...fuckssssake I am actually going back to the tripping scene.
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STATE BUDGET SURPLUS MAY BE $170 MILLION?!?!?! HOLY CRAP THAT WAS EQUIVALENT TO $561,750,000 OR BASICALLY $562 MILLION DOLLARS IN 2010/2011 MONEY!!! I WISH!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO AMERICA?!??? It makes me so sad! I LOVE your beautiful country! I LOVE Europe with ALL of my heart but America is such a great nation with wonderful warm people that have helped Europe be what it is today! Financially & with USA lives!! We in Europe will ALWAYS want America as the World #1 rather than China and/or India!!!
I don't understand why the empire doesn't just get off of Kashyyk entirely, they went in almost a decade ago and they still haven't found any WMDs. You can't just foist a centralized democracy on a bunch of wookies with varying tribal and religious allegiances.
Trader: He was here with three men. They left him. He took my things and left for the hills. THEN I SAT AROUND AND WAITED FOR YOU TO CALL ME TO SEE IF THINGS WERE OKAY.
Commander: "Very well, we'll arrange a search party!"
@1:01 Fuck yeah! Shoot that fuckin' annoying brat right in the back of the head! Do it! DO IT! KILL HIM! Please kill him! Please please please kill him!!!!!!! And then find George Lucas and make him pay...
Watching this movie was like taking a diarrhea shit! You start out feeling it and you're like "I've got a bad feeling about this" then the whole time you're doing it you're like "Oh fuck make it stop! This is torture!" then when its finally over you feel so good and you proceed to flush the damn thing out of sight and mind!
holy crap! 2.01 Storm Trooper commited suicide! Solo never touched him. Poor trooper couldnt handle this any more. Wish I had a 2nd floor balcony. Lucky bastard.
@TKDLION actually if you remember on episode 4 a new hope the guy who is showing the X wing pilots how to attack the death star he says " May the force be with you" and Han Solo also says it, so its not only a Jedi line
Does Han call Lumpy "sweetheart" at 2:09 as he's picking him up? LOL! Han would never say that in the movies! But then the sarcastic Han comes out immediately after when he hands him to Chewy and say "boy has he grown". This show is just awful on so many levels.
does anyone else think in wookie now
SuperShadowXr 3 hours ago
Why did the Chewy family just walk into an exploding star? More importantly, how are they not even singed?
matthewnealwright 6 days ago
8:04-8:41 so the wookies are part of the Hale-Bopp Cult
BasqueNYC 1 week ago
8:04-8:41 so the wookies are part of the Hale-Bopp Cult
BasqueNYC 1 week ago
1:30 the storm trooper just wrecked the kids crappy play station console
BasqueNYC 1 week ago
The State budget surplus is $170 million? Well that's a relief. (1:08)
TheDotcanada 1 week ago
Either my head is turning to mush or at least some of this part was actually ok.
gorn9146 2 weeks ago
Did you skip numbering XIII on purpose?
nexus1g 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
The scream ayaaah!!!!
NINJAX2X2X 1 month ago
its amazing Harrison Ford's career came out alive
shivarudra 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Hazelwood1styear
Stupid stormtrooper.
legoman123234 2 months ago
Starlets had the casting couch...Harrison Ford had this.
schallrd1 2 months ago
Wow when that stormtrooper smashed Lumpy's laptop thing I burst out into uncontrollable laughter. That scene totally made this train wreck worth the ride!
campbroz 2 months ago
Now its over...as a Veteran, for some reason I am afflicted and need my fix of ol'Grandpa Black Babe porn...fuckssssake I am actually going back to the tripping scene.
ThePalaeontologist 3 months ago
at 4:37 did chewbacca kiss his wife
pinkwookiee1 3 months ago
worst stormtrooper ever!
TheMrMatMathew 3 months ago
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PackerBronco 3 months ago
I don't that rail is up to code.
PackerBronco 3 months ago
astroturf as carpet?
rarevideosandfilms 3 months ago
you missed part 13. this one is XIV (14)
rarevideosandfilms 3 months ago
STATE BUDGET SURPLUS MAY BE $170 MILLION?!?!?! HOLY CRAP THAT WAS EQUIVALENT TO $561,750,000 OR BASICALLY $562 MILLION DOLLARS IN 2010/2011 MONEY!!! I WISH!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO AMERICA?!??? It makes me so sad! I LOVE your beautiful country! I LOVE Europe with ALL of my heart but America is such a great nation with wonderful warm people that have helped Europe be what it is today! Financially & with USA lives!! We in Europe will ALWAYS want America as the World #1 rather than China and/or India!!!
BeamMeUpSir 3 months ago
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ThePalaeontologist 3 months ago
@BeamMeUpSir You are a total idiot
ThePalaeontologist 3 months ago
That's it! I can't take it anymore!
himynameispuky 4 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK THE STATE BUDGET SURPLUS 170MILLION! DEAR GOD
Killface44 4 months ago
I can do this. I can.
richwhyteguy92 4 months ago 2
Han pushed first!
Reoh0z 5 months ago
I don't understand why the empire doesn't just get off of Kashyyk entirely, they went in almost a decade ago and they still haven't found any WMDs. You can't just foist a centralized democracy on a bunch of wookies with varying tribal and religious allegiances.
TheAdawg1789 5 months ago 2
Thank you for the report citizen we will send a a squad around to take your report
... how daft why did they believe this???
guess they hardly know storm trooper x
clockworkdean 5 months ago
Trader: He was here with three men. They left him. He took my things and left for the hills. THEN I SAT AROUND AND WAITED FOR YOU TO CALL ME TO SEE IF THINGS WERE OKAY.
Commander: "Very well, we'll arrange a search party!"
/cue Wookies walking into the sun
Agett 5 months ago
Ha, at the end they are all wearing Snuggies!!
mattysmack006 5 months ago
lert us all take a moment of silence for the brave stormtrooper who died in the line of duty.
lokuh90210 5 months ago 2
Am I a tough SW fan for being able to watch the HS without any issues? Besides all the errors.
DarthRushy 5 months ago
WTF?! No, What the freaking shizz on a stack of flaming testiculars!
racenuke 6 months ago
2.00 and thats why you don't leave guns around
themrelephant123 7 months ago
@1:01 Fuck yeah! Shoot that fuckin' annoying brat right in the back of the head! Do it! DO IT! KILL HIM! Please kill him! Please please please kill him!!!!!!! And then find George Lucas and make him pay...
svirfneblina 7 months ago 2
What people will do for money...
minlenmay 7 months ago
i was waiting for the son to either get shot or thrown off the side damn trooper had to die instead
ninjaraiden100 7 months ago
"I gotta go, have a nice life...day." :P
Worldsofwonder2007 8 months ago
awwwww *sniff* when chewy and his family were reunited.... that was so heart warming. *sniff sniff*
evelynaustin1 9 months ago
Oh god this is too much... Chewy's wife is starting to look hot/
yarden900 9 months ago 7
@8.12 nooooooooooooooo....
BigSeanP 10 months ago
A dead rotting trooper at the bottom of your treehouse is not how id like to celebrate life day.
BigSeanP 10 months ago 2
Fuck this is bad, but i just cant stop..
BigSeanP 10 months ago
01:08 Nice hair
Kelly14UK 10 months ago
Harrison Ford's proudest moment
ccc712 10 months ago
this is the only thing i would not watch for a klondike bar
TheFanfreak16 10 months ago 2
When was the last time any of the American state budgets were in surplus? LOL
MynameisElliott 10 months ago
1:01 Yikes! That's the scariest Stormtrooper I have ever seen!
DarthStarscream1138 11 months ago
@NC45100 lol'd
Panzerwurfer 1 year ago
Wookies should have been the race to topple the empire like G L intended not those insipid ewoks
Plumavision 1 year ago
3:07 implied secret relationship
HorenziAndTheAlps 1 year ago
id blast that little wookie fuck and skin him honestly i hate all wookies except chewbacca and the one that helped yoda
clone544 1 year ago
Watching this movie was like taking a diarrhea shit! You start out feeling it and you're like "I've got a bad feeling about this" then the whole time you're doing it you're like "Oh fuck make it stop! This is torture!" then when its finally over you feel so good and you proceed to flush the damn thing out of sight and mind!
TheEDandGEORGE 1 year ago 5
i feel so sorry for lumpy when that storm trooper goes upstairs
halo3e2w1q 1 year ago
Was he trying to molest Lumpy?
bull068 1 year ago
"You're like family to me."
JedSpielberg 1 year ago
@JedSpielberg HAHAHAHAH *shoots you in the face*
jacarandas98100 10 months ago
3:12 Lumpie: "I will eat your soul! "
theresidentone 1 year ago
holy crap! 2.01 Storm Trooper commited suicide! Solo never touched him. Poor trooper couldnt handle this any more. Wish I had a 2nd floor balcony. Lucky bastard.
kagura1331 1 year ago
in my mind, i imagined Chewbaka taking off his face and bruce willis being there. LOL
RukiTheAnimeNinja 1 year ago
Budget surplus? This truly was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.
Ajax252525 1 year ago 4
Yeah. Just throw a loaded rifle out of a tree. Not like kids could find it or anything.
Course if they're at all like Lumpy, could be a good thing.
Kyross 1 year ago
Is this on Blue Ray yet?
MrBuc128 1 year ago
Where's part XIII?
cartesiaLive 1 year ago 3
@cartesiaLive yeah where did it go?
GetRealGoneCARS 1 year ago
@cartesiaLive
pts 12 and 13 and both labelled as XII, 13 is the one with bea arthur singing
puddlesplashers 1 year ago
wow, Lumpy is surprisingly light!
thanks for the upload Hazelwood1styear!=)
DancesWithMonkeys 1 year ago
Rock bottom and starting to dig
iKAY1i 1 year ago
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rickroller99 1 year ago
Never thought I'd see Ed Norton outwit Imperial officers and say "May the Force be with you".
DanielWilliamClark 1 year ago
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DanielWilliamClark 1 year ago
Chewy the Mamas boy!
sirbargearse 1 year ago
They killed man on a holiday special! It's an omen!
uilliu 1 year ago
2:14 "boy is he drunk"
pLUSpISTOL 1 year ago
someone should have cancelled the 70's
ClydesRevenge 1 year ago 2
wilhelm scream best part of this
BrickBoy412 1 year ago
awww how sweet. the wookies are so cute.
TheRealEricLester 1 year ago
That storm trooper had the right idea just fling himself off so he doesnt have to act in this horrible show.
lenke08 1 year ago 4
at least they keep the " may the force be with you" line in this
AnakinJediKnight62 1 year ago
@AnakinJediKnight62 Yeah the old man said may the force be with you but that is a jedi line why the hell would that guy say it.
TKDLION 1 year ago
@TKDLION actually if you remember on episode 4 a new hope the guy who is showing the X wing pilots how to attack the death star he says " May the force be with you" and Han Solo also says it, so its not only a Jedi line
AnakinJediKnight62 1 year ago
2.02 Wilhelm scream!
LegalLoboTomi 1 year ago 17
Is it just me or is there no Part XIII?
xiongmaomao 1 year ago 2
@xiongmaomao maybe he didint know the roman numbers?
Jebu911 1 year ago
@xiongmaomao They marked 2 parts as XII.
TKDLION 1 year ago
well i got something to make fun of harrison whenever he comes around
charliesheenisgod 1 year ago
Oh hey, 8:08 is the Star Wars Galaxies Life Day picture...
jediboomboom 1 year ago
@2:00 nice use of the Wilhelm scream.
datalal624 2 years ago 25
@datalal624 Its a classic
Dufase19089 1 year ago
was that stormtrooper going to shoot that kid wookie?
and nothing like seeing an old man with his shirt unbuttoned to his stomach. Ahh 70's fashion at its best.
ficken3 2 years ago
170 million!!?! The state budget and the anchor's hair are getting outta control!
bdenz 2 years ago 4
Haha the last few parts of this have actually been pretty good
NerdsInTheBasement 2 years ago
One of the rebels we're look foooooorr
wissam24 2 years ago
There's something so cool about the single Stormtrooper with responsibility. I don't know why. He should have stayed for Christm..uh..Life Day dinner
wissam24 2 years ago
The acting is so bad
wissam24 2 years ago 3
What the fuck is happening with those spheres!?
DoctorG55 2 years ago
Does Han call Lumpy "sweetheart" at 2:09 as he's picking him up? LOL! Han would never say that in the movies! But then the sarcastic Han comes out immediately after when he hands him to Chewy and say "boy has he grown". This show is just awful on so many levels.
falconflyer34 2 years ago
yer he did
Exterminate12 2 years ago
actually, lol, Han says "sweetheart" in the star wars trilogy about 30 times! lol
jazcutie567 2 years ago
but probably sarcastically, or to Lea. I can't picture him saying "sweetheart" to a little kid though, especially a little boy (or wookie boy, lol).
falconflyer34 2 years ago
lol, agreed.
jazcutie567 2 years ago
@falconflyer34 yes he did.
katyaandnikkil 1 year ago