Re: AlJazeera Funny (with Subtitles)

[Rickyrab]

You may have to translate it for Christians and Jews - not all religions have the same taboos as each other. But still pretty funny :)

[7rancisco1]

I did not understand anything

[khichehade]

wallahi ma3ah 7a2!!



[marloncastro84]

lol

[bukkietime101]

LOOOOOOOOOOLL

[kurdishleader]

These people are called hypocrits! Fire awayts them

[donmarar]

the sad reality is that too many muslims living in the west are like that, they will tell you haram and all of that and then they will commit zina. 

[moH83md]

translation is not adequate

[rudabeh]

hahahahaha, I can't believe people actually believe in this crap. Muslims have no brains. Here's the proof!

[DarkAnderebu]

@rudabeh That makes no sense. This was supposed to be funny and you are saying it makes them stupid?

[NWA90s]

@rudabeh how dos a JOKE make a person stupid?

I think you are the stupid one

[MrAbbu2010]

roflmao!!!

[cairo4448]

lame 

[boomfang]

lol

[inyourface28]

haji belly dancer???LOL>>>

[Conspiracyknowledge]

@inyourface28 thats nothing, ive seen a muslims brother say "bismillah" just before drinking vodka...i thought he was going to do wudu with it.

[inyourface28]

@Conspiracyknowledge What?really?Inna-Lillahi-Wa Inna Ilaihi Raji'un.

[uNamed2lyfe]

hahahaha lool!!

[subzeroevildusk90000]

this is funner in arabic

[warero]

thanks to whoever translated

[hechekmilkshake]

LOOOL ow thank you so much for translating!

i've been longing to know what he was saying!

just watching without understanding made me smile already,

now that i get it im laughing hard! ^^'

HE'S SOOO RIGHT!

[warero]

i used to laugh @ it eventhough i understand few words of it. now am ROFL like you

[Ome99]

makrooh is not forbidden, but literally translates to hated, makrooh is simething that is not recommended but not forbidden, and he said to insolate from her, meain gthat it doesnt have to condom, ehhm, exuce what am about to write, but it could mean simply not ejaculating into her womb.

[sakib1990]

@Ome99 hated is a strong word my friend. Disliked is a better and more accurate term

[san2178]

hehehe,,, it cud be real syychro !!! coz anchor was also gone crazy hehehe

[Syychro]

hahaha, are these actual subtitles or is this a joke?

[RuellAuled]

this IS the joke,

[ChErRyaVe20pK]

of course, we totally agree with you, a joke is a joke

[mrfarraj1]

no it is not a joke but the translation is not accurate. makrooh means unrecommended meaning you should avoid a makrooh as much as you can but it is not forbidden. haram means forbiden. also he didnt say use a condom, he said why didnt you pull out?

[masheikh489]

@mrfarraj1

still funny

[tempser99]

"The Imam is an idiot saying the greater sin could have been avoided by a condom and then later says the greater sin is fornication."

you obviously have no idea what you're talking about, which kind of tells us who the real idiot here. Blame it on the guy who did the subtitles/translation

:-)

[jeexjeexnaan]

how can one be capable of identifying whats forbidden yet he commits a terrible sin

[lawza3]

AHAHHA funny but true

[onlyranda]

omgggg.... ka ajwa2 star academy hhhhhh el zaher motabe3 mni7 le star academy hhhh

[phillyndon]

Your name is just perfect for your mentality..you said Muslims invaded..invaded what? Iraq or Palestine or Lebanon, or Afghanistan? it is USA and allies who invaded Muslims land and killed millions in Iraq, Afghanistan and created Abughraib, Guantanamo....whatever fuckin country you came from..your history is black either you are a western christian or a a Jew ....your hand is covered by Muslims blood..since the crusade till today..have a fuckin weekend.

[ABAisSCIENCE]

Islam invaded Mecca (Muhammed attacked caravans to cause a war with the city), Jerusalem (Crusades began because Muslims took it by force), African, Spain, & were stopped in their advance to Paris & stopped in Romania by Vlad Dracula (who was raised by Muslims to kidnapped him). Let's see if Paris was wise. in 1066 A.D. Muslims crucified the Jewish Vizier of Granada, Spain & slaughtered 4,000 Jews in one day.

[alfulani5]

Chiristians killed hundreds of millions of Native Americans! Nothing will beat that!

[tempac91]

Hundred of millions? I though it was at least a few billions.

[yarasmr]

ahmad mansour is a huge moron

[MajorDmvUK]

So you saying fuck muslims??? dont you fuckin understand, you thinkin wrong way so why you listen your old smellin dogshit mum sayin you about fuck muslims , dont get me go wrong, look about yourself, havin sex with your family all times thinkin about your mum pussy. Muslims peaceful , check all-worldwide world, everything changes, so dont ever chatin shit again

[iammaryan]

what he is saying is true.

[ABAisSCIENCE]

Imam's are so smart because they know to rebuke the fool saying the greater sin of pregnancy would have been avoided by a condom, but then rebukes the fool for avoiding a sin of condoms when the greater sin is fornication.

The Imam needs to make up his mind which sin is the greater before he opens his mouth and proves he is a fool.

The joke is obviously a dirty joke shared between two dirty individuals.

[XxXStarXconanXxX]

your the only fool here

he was telling a story about someone who came to the imam not the imam him self was saying "the condom is forbiden"

[ABAisSCIENCE]

The Imam is an idiot saying the greater sin could have been avoided by a condom and then later says the greater sin is fornication.

This Imam needs to think and speak carefully about which is the greater sin.

Or keep his mouth shut. Little is learned while two men tell dirty jokes.

[XxXStarXconanXxX]

sigh what an asshole

the subs arent even that right , do u know arabic?

[ABAisSCIENCE]

I know you're calling me a 'sodom' which is what you Arabs are going to make Jerusalem be known as, due to your treatment of Jews in the end times there according to the Bible.

[XxXStarXconanXxX]

whats a sodom

we never said we are going to change its name

plus the jews stole it from arabs

[emocool007]

our treatment of jews haha you make me laugh, then fuck you and your corrupted bible fucking asshole,and by the way "science" doesen't suit you ,

[ABAisSCIENCE]

Congratulations on slaughtering Jews in Jerusalem when your religion took the city in very little time from its' creation.

Also congrats on slaughtering 4,000 Jews in 1066 A.D. in Granada, Spain which you also got to by force.

I don't approve of it, but I'm sure you do.

Your religion of Islam crucified the Jewish Vizier of Granada, Spain on the same day and your Quar'an tells you to eliminate people like the Jews so your religion sucks.

Later.

[emocool007]

fuck you then , your comment is completely and totally illogical , it makes me laugh how you stupid people think, fuck you bro

[ABAisSCIENCE]

Emocool007,

You are a muslim who needs to think before typing just as this Imam needs to think before he talks as he like yourself is an idiot.

Little is learned when two dirty men laugh about dirty things.

[Menooy22]

so what

who cares?

jews are hated all over the world

and may i ask why r u watching this?

[903harman]

@ABAisSCIENCE what.. you think jews are gods chosen people? dont make me laugh! i'd spit on the ground if you were infront of me. and islam is a semetic religion. if you understood where it started then why are you bitching about it? the religion that believes in a single god 3 races regions believed in this. it started with the jews, then it spread to europe. and the 3rd prophet was in the middle east. they are all praying to the same god, in different translation of the bible.

[903harman]

@ABAisSCIENCE what.. you think jews are gods chosen people? dont make me laugh! i'd spit on the ground if you were infront of me. and islam is a semetic religion. if you understood where it started then why are you bitching about it? the religion that believes in a single god 3 races regions believed in this. it started with the jews, then it spread to europe. and the 3rd prophet was in the middle east. they are all praying to the same god, in different translation of the bible.

[red44ever]

Lool the reporter cant stop laughing...

[ArabPeninsula]

hahahahahaha ha ha ha lol so funny

[Ahmed587326]

hhahah hdfhdhfahfh

[walaa925]

hahahahahaha mata3ana ya 7aga! hahahahah

[manooratrooh]

lol very funny !!!

[qeymar]

hahahahahahahahahahahhaha

man gives me jkzzzzz

[vshart]

yes he has a POINT !!!!!!! & the hypocrits call her sharmuta & poot tip in her bro. which aplly to every muslim that i have ever seen in a party that have a belly dancer in it! & to all my bruhers out there, i gru up in the M.East & i have been to many partys of the kind(after a few eligal DRINKS & a nargila full of HASHISH they will sale there sister ..... in the name of ALLAH ofcors) I DO KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABUT!

[omaregypt88]

Theres a huge difference between a muslim (someone who dedicates their life (not just prayers) to God, because they belief in heaven and hell, and someone who was born in a Muslim country, or to Muslim parents, who hasn't really thought about it much and isn't concerned about the religion.

I'm speaking out of personal experience here.

If you read up on your history or look for decent muslims you ay be surprised at wha you find.

Peace, eat well, happy Ramadan

[KruptedSoul]

he has a point

[zinkcoo]

He sure does.

[firoz85]

classic !

[wardasabah]

MAY aLLAH CURSE FROM THE MOMENT YOU WROTE THIS COMMENT INTIL THE DAY OF JUDGMENT.SAY AMEEN.COCHON.

[koko440]

may ALLAH guid you to the truth way before it become irreversible

[wrecca79]

and I didn't know there's such stupid guys like you who're pretending to be human

[yutubee2]

wata retarded comment.

[koko440]

did you see a muslim blow up his kids ??

or this is just about hearing from fox news and its sisters ??

[hanidahshan]

this is classical!

[LunaQatar]

mohammed al awadi

[Norci2]

What's the name of this man? (not the reporter)

[bdvzim]

Imam Qutaybah had a wicked sense of humour! LOL!

[1979TURLOCK]

I LOVE IT tho lol

[sonic6472002]

omg thank you so much for making this with subtitles. may allah reward you

[1979TURLOCK]

mata3eena ya 7agga .... loooooooooooool lak 5arab ardak ya shei5 this is the most fukin funniest i ever seen in ma life entertains me ever day i gotta look at it and have a good day CLASSIC i tell ya CLASSIC!!!

[pasha87]

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

[1979TURLOCK]

mata3ina y2 7aga .....looool

[1979TURLOCK]

lol lak rabil 7alu is this guy for real is he serious hahahha i braught in the whole fam just to see this its so damm hillarious

[kasourMaksour]

LOL KAAAK

[Nilie]

There's a few mistakes in the translation but I'm glad you posted this XD Thank you!

I can't wait to see more of this shekh!

[neocarvi]

what did we miss?

[1979TURLOCK]

i seriously wanna meet this sheikh in person looooool

[1979TURLOCK]

i wish this guy was my neighbor man i swear life will go so easy loooool

[wildkater1]

we need more of this guy! hi hi

[sleeplessintokyo]

lol 3ajeeb yal 3awadhy.

[jaffire]

I don't get it..

[neocarvi]

the story say a man did VERY clear cut bad things because he did not want to do things that are not recommened...

and a bellydancer going to hajj and going back to work and saying Haji ( person who done Hajj ) dance for us

[jesusknowskungfu]

still dont get it

[neocarvi]

you know...he didnt do that mahruh but he did haram!

its like saying err your about to kill someone in cold blood but you best make sure you have manors and let them know just before you do it...its like what the point of having manners if your gona kill the guy...you get it? person trying to be religous in the small things but them didnt do the big things that are not allowed at all....

[dawahworks]

SubhaanAllah! That is one of the most funniest vids I have ever seen.

[neocarvi]

innit! definately a keeper, to use at the khutbat on jummah!

[1979TURLOCK]

hahah

[1979TURLOCK]

u think hes a real keeper lol

[1979TURLOCK]

the whole family dies from laughter when they heared it

[malikah286]

What a joke, but this shows you how stupid people can be by commiting sins and giving themselves excuses. Oh Allah save us and let us not be one of those led astray (Ameen)

[neocarvi]

Ameen

[BRotherABdosh]

Good translation! but you missed the last words of the guest he said at the end: "This is the atmosphere of Star Academy (arab pop music show)."

[suggestive]

There is one mistake in our translation. The imam asked him: why didn't you use "Coitus interruptus"