1. Your Personal Salvation

[Toemta]

this is the first youtube channel I ever subscribed to and the first internet series I ever watched... I will always remember it with fond memories :)

[Android369]

There's no salvation for the rotten.Never ever. Muhahahaha.

[assassin186]

I remember 3 years ago I absolutely loved this series.

[Pyramid132420]

...interesting......he posted...and I came

[PsuedoNam]

2:17

WITTY SEXUAL INNUENDO!

Ha HA!

[mistral789]

personal salvation ftw

[bonpain]

Not a coincidence ...

[randompalindrome]

why are ratings disabled

[PluralOfEverything]

There are bucksome twiglets? Bye!

Just kidding! I subscribed. I'm ready for salvation!

[Grimm128]

W00t church of blow, please come back. Bring back my saviour bernard!

[puremolly1]

we're facebook friends, yet i never knew...

[MCTMD1]

I wish to devote myself to The Church of Blow! How can I donate or give of myself in some way? Peace be upon you.

[leptir99]

Subscribe!

[MCTMD1]

Yes. I did, but more, more more. Well I guess its too late, the church has folded.

[thedicennian]

You are the best dude. Love your videos!

[alvinseven]

Amen.

[HappyCabbie]

Ah yes the history. One of the best characters on youtube.

[LoreleiMission]

Miss ya Rev

[Maccps]

Seriously wtf!?

[Abno6]

Dude, it's good acting...

[Maccps]

????

[JvhMedia]

wtf

[iwalker260]

i thought this was going to be about how grass should be legal

very disapointed

[NeoKillerXTC]

are you fer realz

[tokatevez]

you suck

[crapamusesme]

LOLOMGHAHA

[dennisisinthehouse]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[aishaluvzjonasb]

hahaha

[Badj4s]

I want to join ye church!

[malisatomiko]

yes I have come.

This is awesome while I play the tamagotchi play song in the background.

[Truedantalion]

Excellent opening! Can't wait for the next sermon. And I like that wooden rectangular halo behind your head, your holiness :-)!

[craigzwicker]

Was this inspired as a spoof of fred phelps?

Either way, the rev is funny.

[hollaman13]

i have been chosen..... lol

[ingvildddd]

:D:D:D:D

[Zalbob]

why are you waering my grandma's night dress.

[QUANBLACK1]

lol!!!

[Oblivonkilll]

lol

[deathbunny912]

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkk

[lovelyspringweather]

youre strange.

[bornasnoob]

i have also had a vision

[luvthecanadian]

Hallelujah I was chosen!

Hallelujah I'm finally ready!

Hallelujah the pain and the sadness is about to end!

[JacobDurden]

You sound like al gore

[bev666444]

i wana go watch a strip tease now........

[munkey1212]

a church on youtube HA HA, this guy is laughs

[Tombking2]

Actually i was gonna press the back button first, untill he said that :p

[icarteri]

same here, it's weird he got great timing

[DsD4B3st]

-.-... Terrible beginning tbh...

[mistyquest]

For I have had... a vision. LOLZ!

[Tombking2]

IT MAKES ALL SENSE NOW, I WAS CHOSEN!

[InsipidNight]

Well, you smirked a little in this one. Hahah. Very funny. Now I'm off to the next episode..

[MISTAFIEDONEEIGHTSEV]

¥T

[voidguard]

SO BORED.....SO BORED.....I THINK CHURCHES MAKE MY BRAIN BOIL AND MY SKIN DIE.... something commonly called Rigamortis...

[tiledood]

So umm.. where is this "buxum young twiglette"??

[Xaviaghosthunter]

You are just adoroble ! =)

[kinglermaster]

um i just watched this because when i saw the youtube is my life i said hey why wont i subscribe and watch every single video bernard smith made

[sgwee]

and did you watch all of them....If you stick through it you wont regret it. the church of blow series is...epic. :)

[Rasengan4life]

nice dress u got there did ur boyfriend gave it to u?

[nadia4mazn]

lol i watched all 6.3 million then i came 2 u...haha!! anyway lykin ur newest video...plz read ma name owt on ur next video i wanna feel faymous...tnx!(read da whole ov dis comment...tnx)

[Seblorgen]

nice dress you got there.

[FushigiY]

who is this lonelygirl everyone is talking about? blade376 also made a vid about her...

[tomtom1989]

lonely girl was like the most subscribed and watched person of all time,she was also hot and also a sell out and made her channel into a stupid drama and like he said she was a lying slag.

[Okastega]

She wasn't a sell-out, it was fake all along.

yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeh

[52ofem]

You haven't got it exactly right. She was scripted.

[21stCenturyCat]

What... Lonely Girl isn't real? WTF!

[xSpringfieldx]

you didn't know?

[tomtom1989]

thats kinda dump how didn't you no that

[21stCenturyCat]

next you'll be telling me Rev Cornelius Blow isn't real either...

[nameofthepen]

I already subscribed on last vid. So, I...OMG! Is that the collection plate I see coming? Now you want I should give some *****s?

:-D

[dark1wraith]

you suck

[idork]

he sucks?....HE SUCKS! short, simple...

[whitefloweret]

I think your face is why I chose to watch this video.

[floyd741]

I now use twiglets to rate many of the girls here on youtube. thank you for more vocabulary rev.

[Machinat1on]

Haha, "twiglets"

[WiseKen16]

lol dang... i still see alot of talent but i now get a hint of the demented side of humor... i look forward to seeing more!

[periot123]

(OMG) oh my gosh stop talking

[periot123]

ehemmmmmmmmmmm im a church organist

can i aplly as organist?

nya hahahahahhaha

[bryantaa]

At the Church of Blow, I think we actually play "Key-tar" in lieu of the organ.

[periot123]

wa hahaha truly i love your eyes heheh

[mojosmonkey]

Has this video chosen me???!!

[davidbowiefanforever]

I subscribed to the ChurchOfBlow do I get a prize now? LOL!

[rgoga93]

Cornelius, it's time to start a church...on youtube! :P

[Graywolf233]

As you command Berna- Cornelius!!!!

[Kiddygraderockz]

omg I love you your like a celebrity lolz "there isnt a too painful way for your life to end" lolz

[Rajhathetiger]

HA HA!! If I'm choosen--does that make me the choosen one?  Lol---Thanks so much again--I have re-subscribed! I'm promise to join the church of blow!

[cosmo1pug]

I would fallow you. Are you a hot 17yr old blonde with big boobs? I sure do hope so

[pownig]

yaaaaaaaaaaa!

you suck!!

get a girl friend buddy!

god. i mean u have no life.

[2phat4u2]

ha isn't it ironic telling someone to "get a life" over the internet..

[ciaBLUEBIRD]

"You Tube is His Life" ~lol

[DictatorusMaximus]

Muusttt ...argh!...hit back ..bu tton ...must ...no ...i can't ....musttt click back ......nooooooooooooooooooooooo­!!!!

[cosmo1pug]

I don't see a subscribe button so I will just rub some blood on my computer screen! There am I in?

[emptivestrike]

i love you :(

[cosmo1pug]

Are you a girl? Cause if you are I love you to.. Ahhh hell I love you anyway.

[CUConTheTube]

you're premise is shakey

[jmoctar]

I am The Chosen One! Well, A chosen one, anyway. But chosen anyway. Yeah!

[trc1993]

i guess ill subscribe...

[UtopianWorld]

Koolaid anyone?

:-)

[robisjew]

You are a sad nerd

[thugzhill]

hahahaha! amen!

[DarthPenguin1]

Screw those damned cookies that guy in black is offering me. The video chose me. I've never been so happy ^^

[carbidegnasher24]

that is a really good point.

[waytodawn92]

im want to join too XD

[gameplyer54]

I AM READY MASTER! Lead me to the path of the dark side........srry wrong vid. :D

[LadyCs]

I feel proud, the video chose me. Wonderful.

[7music7lover7]

i'll join it

[dmacnic]

Amen Reverend! Amen

[kaderziterrorist]

funny

[RandomVoleKiller]

lol

[paddieplayer]

suck!!

[BowlBrain]

Hail, Messiah!!!!

[jpysiansea]

you suck. maybe you need a girlfriend

[blissfulbina]

hits *subscribe* button

wow i feel better already!! :)

[winter489]

i regret i cant hit it again and get the same feeling again. :( hahah he is so awsome!

[bryantaa]

I subscribed twice.

[winter489]

XD fun times!

[tra5hta1ker]

*subscribe*

I gladly join the Church of Blow

[Salxar]

I like your sense of humor, you even seem like a real priest! :D

[8Hierophant8]

buxom young twigglet....yummy

[alison202]

fukin boring lol...YOU SUCK!!!!

[rugbysta]

aleluya from chile

[FroMHe11]

Rocks!!

What will you be callin this religion?? lol

P.S;Quote:" And you came.." LOL

[PinkTexasGirl]

is thgat a ladys dress! great vid.

[vampirezayed]

nice vid, ur acting skill is awesome, only shitty thing is the way ur eyes kept movin away, were u readin off a script maybe?

[AndWhyBeNormal]

ur videos r awsum, u're a great actor and this whole idea is genius...

[cornflakes845]

genius.even though I'm atheist? oh well lol

[Lonewolf91744]

LOL.  I dedicate my life to this church.

[Ednackers]

What is up with the shirt? An omage to your grama's favourite dress?

Less churching more cats!!!

Ramen!

[jamest1169]

you did not make this video at all it made you

[arma150]

You suck.

[ErraticPhobia]

I adore your voice! It's so flexible. You executed that accent perfectly.

[terrysexytime]

YOU SUCK

[elleeelleeelle]

if you post, they will come. LOL

[cLeopaStra]

yeah, are you really serious about all this?

[Meanderthal17]

Are you really trying to start a religion? Or are you making some kinda series

[krazedkitty]

Or a joke, I don't know.

[ark277]

no its not coceidence its just because i saw your clock work orange thing so shut up with your gay thing

[cacafresh]

this fucker needs his ass kicked

[Drebbisdaphish]

If you're serious. I've got an offer for you.

I'll sell you this sense of humor, reaaal cheap, looks like you've been a long time without one.

[trinculoid]

Bad joke.

[seanaaaay]

yeh real bad joke haha

[Riku1135]

please dont let that be ur real accent

[ubentu]

"and the voice said""if you post they will come"" the same could have been said for those bucklem twins in their underwear" XD best quote ever

[crazybeeiscrazyme]

hahaha :)

I came :)

[IwuvzKakashi]

i feel so chosen now! the video must love me! ^_^

[sumthingsuprnatural]

I have been chosen...

[nibrocrebornstyle]

this is deep

[I7emon]

loll

[derrymint]

Good good good good good and very good.

[PureLjox]

.....

[animadevil]

im ready to follow master

[Ginteru]

You suck

[iblamecourtneylove]

wow

o.O

[Ritter99]

i want those girls dance, in person, in MY livingroom!! can you arrange that please, father??

[ThetseySitders520]

I subscribed to the Church of Blow!

[Ginteru]

so?

[eilno2]

you posted. and i came. haha

[ek171878]

Funny Father!

[Thehappyhippies]

....Not to be confused with Cornelius Fudge!

[mikestoner]

...and you came! LOL

[blabadiblabla]

I'm ready...

[2redheads]

I have joined the Church of Blow, I am ready for my personal salvation!!

2reds

ps Some of the comments people leave on your videos are almost as funny as the videos themselves!! 2r

[vulpix]

I watched your video because I decided to participate in a thread on IMDb about moviegoer demographics. I suppose it was my destiny.

[eire138]

I am a late arrival sent here from the pages of DocRusty subscriptions...I will join your church...for now, at least untill it interferes with my gangster lifestyle...

[EasyPhil]

Oh so the "Church of Blow" wasn't about hermaphrodite nuns sucking each others cocks and snorting cocaine off each others naked bodies writhing in ecstasy and drug induced highs?

... My mistake, back to the buxom young twiglets!

[manyvii]

AJAJAJAJA OMG IT'S SO FUNNY JAJAJAJA

PD. You have to be smart and have open mind in order to understand the comedy of this video...i speceally think (and hope) that all the people like me (anti - church)is the one that enjoy this vid a lot.

Read a book HappinessAndMorphine !!

[HappinessAndMorphine]

This video has a mind? A vision? uhh....huh....right....you need help dude. like medical help.

[spincrib]

I wana join

[pigkong]

are u really a rev?or juz someone faking?sry if this hurts u,i cant find a web page of this church

[wigfactory]

for really?

...uhg. painful.

[gratex]

this video chose me? So there is no free will in the church of blow?

[bobbiejoqueen]

Lord, they say curiosity killed the cat....I hope I have nine lives....

[GTVfilms]

You have our (Richard,Mike,John) subsribtions from far far Czech Republic!

[Dextrous]

You have my subscription, brother!

[electrophil]

This church has annointed my soul. I feel the power of Bob surging through my veins, and happiness flows through me like a rushing river. Let's hold hands brethren, and sway with the love of a new beginning.

[jbmusic4life]

I just subscribed.

[tverdohleb]

you have my subscription (conversion) brother i sure hope we ain't going to Missippi though

[nitemusic]

Okay, I'm hooked... err, I mean, converted. You have my subscription, Brother.

[firswood]

a  men

[RupplynCC]

Do we have to do that "Amen"-stuff too?

[lonewolfandcub84]

Amen Brother

[HendrixsChick]

Hahaha....That was great!

Trying to start a youtube cult? I'll follow, as long as there is no poisoned kool-aid.

[ChurchOfBlow]

I get jokes!

Not sure YouTube is the place for jokes, and certainly not in the Church of Blow, but I'm pleased you'll be following.

Kool-Aid, poisoned or otherwise, is purely optional.

[navvellines15]

I want that Kool-Aid. =P