Death Note: Light's Rant

[carolinaolivera]

Poor Light, i love you even you are weird sometimes when you do the evil laugh xD

[SebosBitch]

potential rapist XD

[SebosBitch]

600 pounds XD

[14thAllenWalker]

Because Matt and L are F888king Hot and awesome!

[DarkestLight13]

Dont worry light! Your my 1 favorite character! Then L, Then Near, then Matt, Then Mello and some other people!

[fantasticalunicorn]

Don't worry Light, I'm your Fan girl!

I'm go all fan crazy over the rest of them as well but they're just so awesome <3

[7271stupidusername]

0:50 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL



[Nessy154]

bawaha, i totaly agree about L. he just forgot that l has black shades under eyes, what probobly says he would die soon anyway, purhaps from a kidney desise

[JosieKeehl]

I have an apple :D

[foxxthehorse]

L, BB and Ryuk <3

[ShugoVampire10]

I love all of them! cx ...well maybe Light...because he is insane.. ._. ..but hey, if I love Beyond Birthday, then its ok if light's insane XD

[Relesy]

I love you Light! XD

[Shocolatahfull]

L fangirl here o/

<33

[aceanddawn]

1:50 yes, Light, you were acting that retarded

[yukitakissX3]

I do not know matt. Does it proove what he just said?

APPLE! :D

[Mooga123456]

@xxxDarkShadows As do i

[BlackBlood1998]

L <333

[xxxDarkShadows]

Well, L works off the sugar with his brain and if he sits normally, he wouldn't be smart as he is =) i love L

[mimmymladenovic97]

I`m an L fangirl ^__^ <3

[ddrwannabe]

"next time??"

[undeadSquirrel712]

light definately should have had a mini sharpie

[iloveenvy123]

notice that when the yaoi came up he started blushing and stuttering ^-^

[ShugoVampire10]

Wow I raped the replay button x3

Dont worry Light I'm your fangirl xD and the rest of them O3O~

[theblackenedphoenix]

omfg fucking awsome XD

[torpedogamers2]

After he asked the first question I said, "ur a bitch that kills and L is sexy, and you killed him."

[MVACWBAM]

If Matt was really the poster boy for Hot Topic punk attire then they should have a shirt with him on it. I'd buy it...

[littleitalylover]

i really didn't even know who Matt was until like a month after i watched the anime...

[mimmystar2]

YAGAMI backwards is IMAGAY

[TerraKitsune]

no, its spelt lawliet

[ScaryMonstahh]

Lol at Mikami being a potential rapist.

[Isabellafamous]

@AchmadQHA Near's real name was Nate Rivers... I know that L's real was Lawlight...

[AchmadQHA]

What is near real name!!

[XXxDarkwindxX]

The answer is plain and simple Light, L is just that awsome :D

[tomatopiranha]

oh my god turn it off! dont let the public see me and l makeout!

[TheBrecon]

omg best rant ever xD

[leektwirler]

who is Matt? god Raito who do you think he is, Canada?

(hetalia refrance :D)

[13NeonWolf]

@leektwirler XD

[jfb1026]

my message to Light: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK SINCE YOU ARE A FREAKING SERIAL KILLER! thank you that is all plus, matt is hot :P lol

[ThePosedon]

I like Light... :'D

[AnUnromanticComedyxD]

@ThePosedon Me too. Screw L. 

[leehocking514]

0:28 he has the metabolic rate the speed of light duuh.....Funny cause your name is Light? would have thought that would reference to you but....lol...

[misabellah14]

Light, we hate you cuase you're evil.

[spiritskittles1999]

HOW DARE U LIGHT writes down name in death note

later Light gets strangled by Ryyuk lol heres a apple ... how dare he say those things about my L-kun

[YukiiPhantomhive]

Ahhhh im dying with laughter :D The doujinshi is hilarious

[iamgod19994]

Light, not t

[iamgod19994]

Lol I love Matt almost as much as t XD

[vbjjne]

stop being mean 2 light. He never did enything bad! :P

[xxBlindDollxx]

L has fangirls because he's awesome, Matt cus he's cute, sexy, enjoys technology, and because he WOULD MAKE AN AWESOME poster for hot hot topic, Mello cus he's a bad boy, and Near because he's adorable....and I don't know what other people would say about him -- I just know he's my fav...BB is second from the Wammy boys.

[MikiMikiLol]

DON'T INSULT MELLO !!!!!! (I have chocolate) ;P

[123deadheart]

L'S BETTER LIGHT BECAUSE HE'S AWSOMELLY SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fallenrose83]

0:51 Potential Rapist XD

1:00 WHY DOES NOONE REMEMBER MATT!!!!!??????

[BleachEater122]

0:34 Aww, Light. Who said not being normal was a BAD thing? :D 

[deathnotemewmew]

Still not done ranting...

[yumi1498]

Light this is why...... U r a creeper a retard a self obsorbed hippy a kill joy a stikler an idiot u cant get a girl other than misa whos a prostitute and not to mention u try to make a dramatic scene....over a potatoe chip.....face it L is better so stop trying..... -.- (no offense to light fangirls this was my opinion srry if it offended anyone)

[magarals]

@yumi1498 Well actually, Light didn't want Misa there in the first place. She just got in the way of his plans most of the time and he wanted to get rid of her, but he couldn't because of Rem. After Rem died, he told her to forfeit ownership of the Death Note. He would've killed her off but that would've raised suspicion.

[MaddyMasacar]

Lol at Light blushing when his and L's Yaoi scene comes up :P

[didinoodles]

Near is kinda creepy:/ ...

[gabycute2412]

Light: God, DOn't even get me started about this guy.

Me: Um, I thought YOU refer to yurself as god so shouldn't it be 'Me, blah blah?' And hey >:{ Mello is hot!

[gabycute2412]

Light: Wha?! I hate this kid! Why is he even in the slide list?!

Me: because I threatened them with a death note so they put him there.... And Near is hotter than you :P (In MY opinion.. Well.. Actually... Matt, Mello, l and Near are hotter than Light...) but don't worry Light :D I agree with your opinion about Takada :DD

[Pinkhelen1074]

1:53 ......... why did he die...WHY

[aihentaigirl]

Oh light........stop ur whining :)

[kh2loverjustinBhater]

...lol :D

[hawktalonfeathertail]

A lot of fangirls go for L because he's different. He's the kind of guy I want. Sits oddly. Plays with his lip. Eats all he wants and doesn't get fat. And quiet! I can't stand loud people... I love L. o uo

[magarals]

Psh. I'm a Light fangirl :P

[TheAwesomediva]

@magarals Me too ^^

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

@magarals ......GTFO..... jk lol :P

[Pinkhelen1074]

I prefer u light! ^_^ :*

[TheAwesomediva]

@Pinkhelen1074 I'm in LOVE with Light ^^b <3

[Pinkhelen1074]

@TheAwesomediva no more than me TRUST ME! ;3

[TheAwesomediva]

@Pinkhelen1074 Lol ;)

[magarals]

@Pinkhelen1074 Let's make a Light fanclub. xD

[Pinkhelen1074]

@magarals hell yeah!!

[babygoodgirl77]

O...M...G... I love this video...

[coooldude245]

i have an apple too..... :D

[rinkagamine991]

0:11 BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE JUSTIN BIEBER HAIRDO

[MrsAnimeGirl2000]

I CAN´T LOSE IF I´M WEARING MY THINKING CAP!! ahahahahahahahah

[SexyAniGotThePoison]

"I HAVE AN APPLE!" -Ryuk appears-

[sasorinodannalover22]

light thats the point l is a lot better then you his hair is hot ..... and you just look like a clean freak .. sorry

[MikiMikiLol]

looooooooooooool

[chibirobo18]

what the hell..?! y is yaoi so popular?

[kakashifangirlofdoom]

Matt is the Canada of Death Note. ^-^

[blackalchemist14]

@kakashifangirlofdoom APH! :D

[singerstar112]

i have an apple :D

[iheartkira]

whats the name of the doujinshi thats in here? ive found it before but i cant find it now :( help! D:

[AlexandriaUchiha]

Light: Like this guy who the hell is he? *points at matt*

Me: *Gets out death note* *writes name*

Light: *has heart attack*

Me: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT KNOWING MATT!!!! >:D

[AnUnromanticComedyxD]

@AlexandriaUchiha Uhmmmmm but it's true. In the anime, seriously all that happens is Mat gets out of the car, says "You're not gonna shoot!" and then gets shot... So for people who just watch the anime (the majority of Death Note fans) they wouldn't know who the hell he is :)

[YaoiCakeLover]

that was so funny i fell out of my chair!!!

[SevenDeadlySins6]

Yeah, really! Don't get me started on Mello either. I'm just gonna go on for hours about how fucking sexy he is. :D

[kalsyangel12]

they are GOGGLES!! AND THEY LOOK HOT! BE NICE TO MATT >_< fangirl rant :D

[gabriellagonzalez45]

i like them both :)

[NashobaTyliDawn666]

People love L becuz hes majorly awsome...and hot

[o0omiLdRedo0o]

Light: You know, the kind of hairstyle that DOESN'T look like I just crawled out from under the bed!

Fangirls: Shuuttup!Justin Bieber!! Dont you start flipping your manly bangs

[yoamoelclubwinx]

@o0omiLdRedo0o Justin Bieber?! Noo!! Poor Light!!!! D:

[o0omiLdRedo0o]

@yoamoelclubwinx lol! didnt you notice that neatly fixed side bangs XD

[yoamoelclubwinx]

@o0omiLdRedo0o Yes, but Light is better than Justin, poor Light D:

[ashtonriggers1111]

add adahd much lols

[ShyXFreeXBird]

...I have an apple. :D

[Roxanewolfie]

I always preferred Light, too.. Really, just because L has a 'cooler' design doesn't make him superomgfangirlsquee over him. I much prefer Light's personality and character development/depth to that of L's.

[xXxCakeIsKawaiixXx]

guess what light... you have zac effron hair :3

[ShatteredRoseX]

Also....I liked Light better anyways....

[ShatteredRoseX]

Love Mikami....So awesome....

[Staceymarietenin]

... lol :D

[SweetPrincessLenka]

light: why do the majority of fangirls prefer HIM instead of ME?!

fangirls: because your hairstyle was a bit like JB

(JK)

[mrsvegetaharrison]

what i loved were the little talk bubbles from the person behind the scene and if course the apple :3

[Lawlyre]

Light is so stupid >.< I mean, Matt is 100 % cooler than him... The glasses are cool! (Yeah I've got them to)

[doxielovable]

holy crap peed myself... 0:51

[pipecleaner9]

"Shouldn't he be 600 pound by now?"

He finds that using your brain burns most calories.

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

...In my opinion, L didn't die. He faked it. BECAUSE! *AHEM!* A shinigami dies when they kill ONE! yes ONE! person to save another, so she killed Watari first, L must have figured out when he said "EVERYBODY THE SHINIGAMI IS-" Then he pretended to die. He knew all along >:3

Therefore, he faked his own death and never actually died ^_^ (Look I know it probably didn't happen like that but just let me pretend it did ok? It took me 5 months to watch the rest after L 'died'.) So yeah.. :D

[celtickawaii57]

@XxStardustStudiosxX That's a very good theory. I think L's death was just an asspull anyway, because really, why would Misa die just because he was testing out the 13-day rule? Rem might as well have killed Light and died too, because he was putting Misa's life in danger.

Really, why would the creators decide to kill off the character everyone actually likes? I don't get it.

I too think he faked his death.

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

@celtickawaii57 Sorry i havnt replied in long lol. but i watched the film the other day, and it turns out that my theory was correct in the live action version!!! :O

[wolfchick214]

@XxStardustStudiosxX Oh my god me to!!! To be honest i watched Deathnote not long ago and when L died i cried and keep putting the last ep on hold... I'm over emotional i think o,o

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

@wolfchick214 It's going to be ok! *hugz* (>^_^)><(^3^<)

I cried so much when L died, he even knew what was coming because he says so when he is drying Light's feet. Quote "It'll be time to part soon" Or something along those lines. but he knew Rem was going to try and kill him :( Which brings me back to how he didn't really die, he must have faked it! ^_^

[TheFunnyColours]

@XxStardustStudiosxX Actually, you may be correct. I came up with the same conclusion, followed by several others. I have found that, as long as these theories aren't totally out-of-line, there will ALWAYS be enough evidence to support it. For example, L could have used B (Beyond Birthday) to take his place in all this, for the LLBB Murder Cases DOES NOT state WHEN B died in jail, and, knowing L can get people he needs out of jail, make this theory possible. So, I rest my case. :D

[HarmonyHeart8D]

light honey,,,,,,,,,THERE IS NO NEXT TIME YOUR DEAD YOU IDIOT!!!!! ITS THAT STUPID BRAIN OF YOURS THAT CAUSED IT ALL!!!!!!! I KNEW FROM THE BEGINNING YOU WERENT AS SMART AS L OR NEAR!!!!!!!!...............but i still Luv u

[ascarletmoon17]

@kjjrys You are so right! His hair does remind me of those two guys! 8Q~ OMFG!!!!

[ascarletmoon17]

You tell them Light! Love the end by the way, I has apple!!! =}

[EmoGirrl87]

DONT EVEN DISS MATT OKAY!!!! DONT EVEN!! Matt is fucking amazing.

[HarmonyHeart8D]

RAPIST

[HarmonyHeart8D]

Hey don't worry light I'm one of your sluts whores and potential

[TheKittyMewMewPower]

o_e

so much ranting about L my brain fells like i should bitch slap him

*see LxLight* oh i get it now ;3

you just dont like us 'cause we like ur boyfriend light teehee

[mancan71]

the funny thing half the reasons he said people should hate L is what i like about him. XD

[marthforevr]

AND NO I'M NOT DONE RANTING YET!!

XD

[animefangirl5556]

Mikami is a potential rapist! XD

[MrCrazyduck22]

...I have an apple :D

[ZoeandKrystal]

Slut.

Whore.

Potential Rapist...

Don't worry, Light. We have the same friends.

[TheCmworld]

Hey! Don't bring Matt into this! Although it's funny that he was only in ten slides and has more fangirls than Light! Although I'm an L fangirl.

[kjjrys]

Psst light, maybe people dont like you because your hair reminds us of 2 very gay people 1. Zac efron 2. Justin beiber

[kkgllgllg]

@kjjrys lmfao!!! :D

[36chocolas]

God, don't even get me started on this guy xD

[36chocolas]

Message to light: I would've loved u but u killed L, so now I hate u, and yes, Matt is in the amine less than 5 minutes and he has more fans than you, so there.

BTW what is up with those last two pics agh eww nasty, still hate you though

[Calkwa]

lol Misa slut ,takada whore mikami potintial rapist,well from his face id agree...

[PawPawKitteh]

So.... How old is Near?

[animeXgoddess]

Light's just jealous cause even he knows Matt is cooler than he is.

[ViveeB]

Mikami- potential rapist

lol

and btw matt is far hotter than light.

[9eragonfan]

Dun worry Light, u have some fangirls. <3

[MegaEscorpion2011]

" i have an apple"!!! xD

[RiaUsuma235]

Light, I bet a lot of girls don't like you because:

1. You killed L

2. You are a basically killer

3. You think over yourself too much.

4. Your hair remind at least me of a single gay singer.

[littlemissyuki13]

L is ten times better, Kira. -_-

[InuyashaLightKira]

@littlemissyuki13 thats YOUR opinion.

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

@InuyashaLightKira Yeah, in EVERYBODY else's opinion L is 900000000000000 times better than Kira/Light  :D

[hauntalice75]

i cant lose if i am wearing my thinking cap!!! lol :D but i thoink ze thinking cap is used to think of porn ya kno? and how come everytime there r two male teens there is something full of porn? like naruto, there was a naked hinata and naruto and sasuke were having sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am very confused XP but i no many ppl r dirty minded :D like my friend

[0yaoifan0]

@hauntalice75 i dont get it either. those are yaoi fangirl extremists. i like yaoi but i dont go pairing straight dudes together -___- thats just wrong lol

[Ena0x3]

Smoking kills xDDDDD 

[animekittycatgirl]

hm...i thought everyone hated Light because he kills L and and and emo people are hot

[SunlightFire]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[KaylaAnimeLover1]

0:50 lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[msanntuyet]

Matt is so badass..

[pleasedontclickme]

Dont worry light, Your still my favorite! <<3

[Platypus10122]

I like Light better, but L is pretty close. <3 Light...

[gothbabii188]

Light. nobody likes you becuz u dont have a cute or sexy QUIRK! WE ALL HAVE QUIRKS! .....exept you x3

[DDdinosaurus]

:O Light u leave my Mello alone! He's motherfucking sexy!

[gothbabii188]

@DDdinosaurus i wish Mello was realll.....u know why >;P

[DDdinosaurus]

@gothbabii188 lol, there'd b so much rape charges :L

[gothbabii188]

@DDdinosaurus LMAO yeah xD..still..if only if only lol

[OhMyJeevasness]

The reason Matt is so popular is cuz he died n epic death. And cuz he's sexy. Plus, someone has to be Mello's gay partner, Near is too un-emotional to be with him.

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

@OhMyJeevasness I dunno... L is pretty un-emotional but he is deffo Light's partner xD

[invadermcr]

It's because L is just like me XD

I sit like him,I prefer to go bare foot,I bite my nails,I stand kinda weird!well,not that weird,i just slouch...

but I still love Light

[pokemonfreak4ev]

i rant too much...one time i talked to myself 4 2 hours! :D

[invadermcr]

@pokemonfreak4ev I do that all the time!

[Ranma051]

no, I love (not in the gay way) and respect Light because he IS the murderer and he is damn smart!

[XvImaUnicornvX]

Dear @cheetahluv16 ,

justin bieber cut his hair cause he notice that Light's epic hairness style was to awesome for his retarted little faggot brain, please do not compair that piece of shat to the main-ish character of deathnote,

-your friendly neighaborhood youtuber(:

[LimeyGirl00]

He be hatin' on the yaoi. ;P

Jellyfish

[bluedudet11]

Yeah whatever Light you dont hate L!

[cheetahluv16]

Dear Light,

If you plan to make fun of someone's hair, look at your own first. A full grown man with Justin Bieber bangs is NOT hot, it's disturbing.

[TheCryptidman]

Mikami is so insane.... It's kinda sad, really. But funny. Light: "Hey.. Mikami... I was lying about being the new god. This sandwich is the one writing the names in the Deathnote." Mikami: "...."-Looking at the sandwich- "God..?" -A few days later- Near: "Allright, Mikami. We know you've been working with Kira. Who is it?" Mikami: "Him!" -Pointing at the sandwich- Near: "-_-.... Get him outta here, he's not going to tell us anything useful."

[MysteriousBrownEyes1]

Well, he doesn't salavate when he laughs. ._.

[reyshell123cool]

he wouldn't be hated this much if he isn't a murderer though, i would like him rather than l if he some nice guy and not an insane murderer!

[buggygirl545]

well Light, most of the fangirls like matt and L because the look EMO. and everybody knows that we fangirls will go NUTS for emo guys