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  • it sed raging ram lol

  • @Muffinblob13 lol! thats almost exactly what i thought!

  • 8:15 I lol'd.

  • I think that this looks terrible!

  • this game looks terribly bad, how do people play it lol

  • why would you make a fisherman character? This walkthrough doesn't really tell one much about the game, does it? I'm sure there's more to it than fishing.

    Still, very entertaining watching you struggle. :P

  • Tiny toddler men with mustaches dragging fish up mountain sides: 1

    Logic: 0

  • Yalms? Really? YALMS?

  • JIGGLE! JIGGLE!!

  • Wake me up when the entertainment happens (Grinding in the other final fantasy games seems more fun than playing this one normally).

  • tbh this is still more exciting than fishing in real life

  • for god's sake, PRESS TUTORIAL...

  • @Yuxqexaowq THE TUTORIAL. IT DID NOTHING!

  • @DarkBirdxFuturistic I love it when they scream like their character!! XD

  • O my god, a year later and now I notice that the guy stopping next to him at 11:07 is called Kabouter Wesley (duch thing)

  • From 08:01 to 08:28 Is sooo funny!

  • Simon and Lewis are so funny! I love all of their videos,and their talks,I like Final Fantasy Review part 1,When they imitate the NPC: Cat Lady,the old man..

    They also scream like their character!

    They are god,so funny!

  • Gettin jiggy wit it

  • there is  tutorial

  • Love it :P. I have to talk for two all alone while fishing :P.. damn my no friend double personality :P.

  • wow i seriously wonder what the producers smoked to make this game, the fishing thing is proably the most boring thing ever

  • @kurojima They smoked herring.

  • How I mine for fish?

  • kabouter wesley xd

  • @MrsXoXbabyfaceXoX nee niet

  • Love how you got more gil out of that chest you stumbled upon than you did for catching the fish.

  • Could u imagine if that little man had to reel in a 30 pound fish up that cliff it would be a disaster.

  • @lilmic40 Reeling in a fish that weighs as much as you do, now THAT'S a battle.

  • Who the fuck puts time limits on all their quests? This is going to go to the free to play trash pile very soon.

  • @bock1215 use your brain; unlike your usual trash online games where you can all day grinding monster pick up gold or hack auto- bot; this will preventing you idiot doing those thing; go out and explore; stop locking yourself in 1 place and grinding for exp and gold.

  • LOL this game is so bad

  • @iziksquirel It is tradition for Asian mmo's to be absolute shit. Only a very very few are higher quality than what I like to call the "OH MY FUCKING GOD THERE'S SO MUCH SHIT EVERYWHERE, IT'S IN MY EYES! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! WHY WOULD THIS BE RELEASED OUTSIDE TORTURE CAMPS!?" quality grade.

    Oh, and if the game is Asian there will always be children every-fucking-where for no reason, and 97% of everything looks female

  • @WlatPziupp like western can make any good MMO; let's see Lineage 2 wait from asian; vindictus also asian. RF online ? asian again.

  • This is proof that you guys can make anything entertaining! So funny!

  • I am a dwarf and im jigging a pole!

  • @knightmonx2 yeah.. they improved alot and are fixin more stuff in a few days. I been sick past few days so I cant do any sc2 games so I figure if the contest host ever respond to me how I get the game I won I'll screw around for bit on it... if my computer can even run it=_= lolol

  • @knightmonx2 its ok mate=D I still got FF 11 collectors edition... not to mention I got this game for free from a contest=D so I'm not complaining.

  • that game looks crap lol to say the least

  • @TheIbanezHero the entire production team got fired and they have been spending the past few months patching it and fixing the copy paste terrain fixing the game client to run better... fixing retarded buggy quest and the long ass running times. My friends who played beta and hated it went back a week ago and said it was pretty decent now... still not FF 11 but it shard to compete with that.

  • i dont understand does this game has any pros at all? whats the point of it is it only repeating quests and maybe changing quests every time you hit certain point? Doesnt feel like final fantasy

  • It's pretty simple there guys, the blue dot represents the fish and the orange dot represents how you pull the rod. You must pull the rod in the opposite direction of the fish to bring him towards you. Fish taking line means he is getting away, you taking line means you are reeling in the fish. Larger fish would require smaller and more pulls, smaller fish can be pulled in one try. I've never played the game before and it seemed like a pretty obvious system

  • @jaynack1988 Pretty obvious, huh? Well it seems pretty obvious to someone who isn't a complete moron that the blue dot is where he clicked the last time. Fuckin idiot.

  • @jaynack1988 the blue dot is where the yellow dot last landed

  • Doing absolutely nothing is more enjoyable than this..

  • gaaaaaaaaaayyy the only thing keeping me watching is their funny voices XD

  • @darklordprophecy You're the lowest form of scum imaginable, get off the internet, scum!

  • Have you got the fish yet?!

  • Still faster then real fishing -_-

  • I hate fin.fan.

  • lame

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  • most fun I ever had watching a boring ass minigame in a game

  • @MisterWolfLion I would argue against that, However I've been using these videos to fall asleep to for months, and it works great.

  • @MisterWolfLion

    Yogscast has that affect T.T

  • only in this game you can experience fishing rage.

  • @coastalcruton actually no... have you ever played NieR? the fishing parts in that game will make you RAGE!

  • (I know this is from time ago, but meh) from what I barely understood, you're supposed to choose a depth: High or low or middle. And once you get a bite or a nibble or something and you press jig, you're supposed to put the ball at either: The right (Which is deep/low), the middle (Middle/Average), the Left (High/Shallow), and once it works; rinse repeat with the ball. I could be wrong, this is an assumption.

    You guys are awesome though. Brits are awesome. <3 Keep up the good work you guys!

  • seriously what the fuck were they thinking? I would seriously enjoy a fishing mini-game if they made it so you just throw that shit in there, it bites, and if your reaction time is quick enough you catch it. Like animal crossing. How great would that be?

  • @shinkle4 Animal Crossing is much easier and funner then this excuse for an mmo XD

  • @shinkle4 Yeah, even final fantasy 11 online did not mess that up. This game has lol,

  • just awful

  • wtf were they thinking when they made this game. O_o

  • Looks like they've just sat down, discussed which things should be in the game, and then just programmed it all in one go and released it. There doesn't seem to be any reason for this to be so confusing. It's just bad mini-game construction. "Hey, remember that fishing thing you could do in World of Warcraft? Well, we've made it even MORE complex!"

  • I want to watch these guys play Guild Wars. xD

  • "da da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaahhh!"

  • how can some1 turn something so simple as fishing that could be like 1 click to cast "start fishing" and when theres a bite another simple click to catch but no guess they didnt like that idea

  • What a horribly designed game

  • A very unintuitive game that provides no useful information to actually figure out what the fuck you are supposed to be doing... No wonder it failed hard.

  • is this online

  • @TheCola701 Yes!

  • J11:11GGLE!

  • what is the name of the LOTR mmopg???

  • @RoDeatheye Lord of the Rings Online.

  • @RoDeatheye you just put the title in your question

  • tdadadaddaaaaa da da OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA

  • come everyone likes to jiggle!! .... so umm we gonna jiggle!!

  • @sios ?

  • boring game but ths video just makes the game more fun to watch yogscast ftw

  • i understand now why simon made lewis start playing minecraft

  • One could say that Lewis was officially, "Getting jiggy with it" XD

  • omg this game is death by menus horrible crossover from ps3

  • i love how the title says: "Explanation" xDDD

  • honestly, i would have gone with magic.

  • Lewis: "I don't know that that means"

    Simon: "What does that mean?"

    Lewis: "I don"t know"

  • @LanceDH When does that happen? In what time?

  • @DarkBirdxFuturistic That's 8 months ago, can't remember

  • @LanceDH Ohh,I really don't know what voice is Lewis and what voice is Simon,but they are both so funny!

  • @DarkBirdxFuturistic the intro is Simon, then right after that saying "Initiate leaf (or leave?) quest" is also Simon, and after that "Help with the herring" is Lewis.. but ye, I have a hard time keeping those names appart as well.. getting better though.

  • the thing that made me chuckle was the advert at the start, the online printer one. The kid catches a fish within the first 5 seconds and it took you 45 mins from starting the game to actually catching something

  • i dot care if you hate this game but i am going to buy it

  • i dot care if you hate this game but i am going to buy it

  • I JUST bought this game, still in case......TOTALLY thinking of taking it back....

  • A second set of shamwows! Fuck me, what a deal!

  • This is sooo bad. Only watching it cuz im a Yognaught. Simon. You HAVE to do voice acting :P

  • 1:45 ''its madnes'' i shouted THIS IS SPA-... i mean FINAL FANTASY 14!!!!!!!!

  • @zeshani0009 I happen to play WoW. :P It's fine. Just a means to an end, like any other god damned chore-like task in any game, or a real job; just a means to getting buff food/rewards/cash. With pools requiring only 1 skill point to fish, it's a lot better than its ever been.

  • @bigwootaw Ok, don't like it? Gtfo

  • Fishing could have been a really fun graphical mini-game, but every single game that tries to incorporate it turns it into some kinda fucking repetitive click and wait. What the fuck is wrong with these developers?

  • u guys have cute accent and funny talks. I liek how u guys picked the awkward cute character. that char runs very weird and funny.

  • Riveting!

  • IT GOT AWAAAAAAAAY!

  • This has to be the worst MMO I've ever seen... Why does it have to be so damn pretty?

  • LOL did final fantasy just copied one of the zelda's song at 12:30

  • @MrPooding no that is the FF victory theme it has been that since the first final fantasy

  • @MrPooding Please tell me you're joking >.>

  • So this is what you're gonna do until you reach max level? Wait. Jig. Wait. Read MUD text. LOLOL

  • Fishing or something else hmm... Well screw that

  • and this boys and girls is why wow is dominating...

    repetitive?

    yep

    graphics outdated

    mostly

    do they managed to understand how to make a game

    you got it

  • If it wasn't for the commentary, I would have fell asleep.

  • Fishing... the most arduous, painful, and grueling task you can ever put in ANY Final Fantasy game.

  • Am I crazy or was that fishing thing actually really easy... these two are morons...

  • @ArjunaMysterytramp You call them morons and you entirely miss the basis of their problem with the quest. It isn't that it's difficult, it's that the game puts severe restrictions on something that is widely associated with relaxation.

  • @ArjunaMysterytramp not realy it doesn't actualy say wat the fuck to do

  • I FUCKING LOVE FISHING

  • How the fuck can you even see when you catch a fish? This makes no fucking sense.

  • FF14 has a lot of potential I think. But as it is now, it's a heap of shit. It's awful. But it blows so hard because the creative team behind it sucked ASS. It was not the fault of Square as a whole. Well, I guess they could've NOT released the game and changed the team beforehand and just in general prepared it more, but at least they didn't attribute it to being any MORE shit. Nonetheless they've issued an apology, so hopefully the PS3 version will actually be GOOD. mrffffggh

  • @naturada137 it sucks because its made for consoles. 

  • @FullFledged2010

    go buy a controller. i like it that way

  • @NeoLusa why don't you go buy a decent keyboard and mouse and probably a game rig

  • @NeoLusa LoL! What for if you got far superior controlls with mouse and keyboard? Controler? It's like swapping steering wheel in your car with horse reins...

  • @naturada137 When does it come out for the PS3~?

  • @coolo9801 In a few months :(

    Can't fucking wait!

  • @coolo9801 LOL you actually want this game? What is wrong with you?

  • @naturada137

    ps3 and pc vertion will be the same

  • THE CLOCK IS TICKING DOWN! But it doesn't say YOU GOTTA CATCH 3 herring! YOU GOT NONE, YOU GOT NONE! But it doesnt say.. It doesnt tell me. JIGGLE, YOU GOTTA JIGGLE. Im waiting, this is taking forever. COME'ON Actually.. I don't think this is as relaxing as I thought it would be..
  • Where's the sound? Why is there some kinda white noise every few seconds that scares the hell out of me? Why isn't anything moving? Is this a silent slideshow?

  • thumbs up for kabouter wesley who shows up during fishing (it's a dutch cartoon)

  • god why does the fucking nexus google phone commercial always play its so god damned annoying since i love these videos and i have to listen to it every fucking part ugh. are you guys assoiciated with google or something?

  • This game is a lifeless void. The arrogance of Square Enix has led them to totally ignore things like content and story, and rely on cutscenes, graphics, and, above all, the title "Final Fantasy" to sell their games. As is typical of them, they assumed gamers would continue to buy their products forever just because of FF4, FF6 and FF7. They literally outsourced the development of this game to Chinese sweatshops. And now they are paying the price, since nobody is playing this game.

  • @KhagarBalugrak

    Well I don't think this is entirely accurate. I can understand your rage, because the game sucks monkey balls. But they've issued an apology because they KNOW it sucks.The infrastructure of a video game company like Squenix is pretty vast and difficult to understand, but basically what happened was the people in charge of this game were apparently rushed to shit. I don't think it was arrogance or anything like that. They just didn't put enough effort or time into it. So it sucks

  • oh no its got away its got away .... wtf dude

  • The only reason this game even has people still playing it is because of its name. No one in their right mind would play this piece of crap game for actual game play. It's all fan boys who love Final Fantasy and don't want to give up on it. Honestly this game is worse than Aion which is SAD!

  • I'm gonna fish when i get this for PS3 ^ ^

  • i don't get it...in ff11 at least fishing had the whole "i have to fight the damn things stamina to catch it" mini game , here just seems overly complicated and dull >.>.

    mind you ff11's fishing was dull but not this bad.

  • @wizmurat shut up the yogscast are awesome 

  • This was a fun vid..........Im high and i cant stop laughing at "JIGGLE YOU GOT TO JIGGLE!"

  • @HypnoToadisREAL thumbs down this fuckin piece of shit who posted this comment

  • fishing class looks like the most boring thing ever... who even thinks of fishing as their main class?!?!?!?! i still love you guys though haha :)

  • I can't tell at the end, did he really enjoy it or just sarcasm? #LOL so funny. 8:10

  • this is awesome watching this on how to play the game:) starting as a fisherman seems really cool^^ i think i like how the game supports the idea of leveling multiple classes within the week, it lets you see the world from all different angles^^

  • this doesnt look all that terrible the game is deph good graphics storyline some copy pasted tarians and poor inteface but nothing a patch cant fix

  • Id rather play Runescape... 'nuff said.

  • I played the game..... PLAYED !!!!!!

    finish =) xD

    it´s not nice

  • I'd suggest making war prisoners play this to extract information but I think water boarding would still be more humane. 

  • Lol this game is like software not a game ..you don't have fun untill you read the manual. and learn.. thats lame.

  • "you said this game was pretty boring, but that was amazing"

    lmao

  • Go english guys!

  • What the hell?

     fishing game was never this boring..

    And that they call a game? Geesh!

  • 12:30 makes me almost want to play this just for that -_-

  • @leefost the internet really is wasted on people like you

  • Do i wait or do i jig? LOL!

  • sounds like the attract thing for jig was just a mistranslation, like they meant it to mean to bring the fish closer to you.

  • you feel a nipple

  • How big is the final fantasy 14's world map? Is there a free pvp system, or do you have to ask a permission for a duel or some other gay bullshit?

    Is it only about questing or is there a grinding part in it? Either way it's fine by me. I just like to know.

  • YOU GOTTA JIGGLE GOOD MAN!!! >:O XD

  • Turn on transcribe audio it's 100 times more entertaining than this game...

  • Haters, gtfo. Yes the fishing system is rather bad actually. Very bad. Compared to any of the other gathering "jobs".

    The game itself though, is just far mature for the main WoW playing mob. I'm happy to see another FF online game out. If it's not your game type, buhu. get out.

    Bother someone else.

    It is like the first online FF (FF XI) very confusing at first. There are so many things to do, and many ways to do it. And the game has atmosphere like no other.

  • @Peteru69 Have you actually seen this video? This is possibly the worst MMO I have ever seen, worse then runescape

  • @Vexadoodle runescapes the best dont lie

  • lol subscribed, you guys are funny

  • wtf is this...seriously Square-Enix you tought this is good game design?

  • lol these guys are like the A.D.D. crew i guess.

  • It feels like I am watching someone play a free browser game with improved graphics.

  • Jig it like you mean it! Alright stop Jigs, ok Jig more.... Lewis got Jigged into the whelp cave... WHO THE FUCK

  • To explain what the tutorial didn't seem to mention, but what keeps popping up after each jig. "If the motion you apply does not suit the location you have chosen, the waters will yield no fish."

  • I started off with CE on the first day of release. Played for about 4 days. This must be the most dire online game I have every played. I've played runescape / wow / lotro / ffxi and find this ffxiv totally boring. The graphics are not that good. LOTRO has better graphics. 3 quarters of the server I was on did not speak any english.

    Horrible game.