I used to live in downtown Kansas City, and lots of homos and junkies looked like this. One of them stabbed an old barber I went to who was a WW2 vet. This is deadpan satire of certain gay men the gay community finds embarrassing. Good impersonation, Ted. Some gays really act like this.
When I saw my first Ted vid, i didn't understand it at all. I found it so unbearably stupid. But he has grown on me. Like a fungus. IAfter watching about five vids, I started laughing. Really, really hard, actually. "Big-Tittied Bitch" was the ice-breaker for me. That's when I really lost it.
@kelsmart I'm on vid two.... the first one made me scowl and question my own credibility for watching the whole thing through.... I've yet to decide how I feel.
Frightenly entertaining, better than a B-movie. Kinda like watching Judy Garland drunk and high, in the gutter outside of Tom & Jerry's... and no Lady Astor to decry, "Disgusting!"
Can I run you over?
THEFINALSOLUTION03 1 month ago
@THEFINALSOLUTION03 no put him on Americas got talent
AUSCHWITZ3735 1 month ago
Sure can't find this on PBS ......
2eelShmeal 3 months ago
Ted. I am worried about ya. But, not much.
larrydh57 5 months ago
@larrydh57 No need to worry about this guy. /watch?v=Vtu7RfmFMmw
TheAndiePerson 3 months ago
No please keep it going TED-after all this is going to become the next protected MINORITY in the USA-like we need another one.
SSReichfurher 6 months ago
Oh fuck no! Is this for real!?
ClassyBug 7 months ago
im gonna have nightmares tonight
reesee02 7 months ago
He gives me a BONER!!!
SwampAssGuy 7 months ago
Ted gives me goosebumps !
PupuTheClown 8 months ago
I used to live in downtown Kansas City, and lots of homos and junkies looked like this. One of them stabbed an old barber I went to who was a WW2 vet. This is deadpan satire of certain gay men the gay community finds embarrassing. Good impersonation, Ted. Some gays really act like this.
ebonics4everyone 9 months ago
Ted, why not do the decent thing and remove all your perverted trash from YouTube!
jonsynergy 9 months ago
you look really scary he might be a pedo!?!
gabyfairbrass101 9 months ago
Much too scary.
CraftyMatthew 9 months ago
What the fuck did I just watch?
2Stonefly 10 months ago
i seriously just starteddd cryinng this is so scaryy..
elephantloveraz 10 months ago
TEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD <3 Whenever Im In A Bad Mood ; I Come To Youu <3
saamibaaby 11 months ago
WTF?
healeybomb516 11 months ago
I've been watching Ted Pillman videos for so long now.... I love you Ted!!! XD
iluvmypossum36 11 months ago 2
@iluvmypossum36 Thanks for hangin' in there with me. -- Ted Pillman.
branstonA 11 months ago
@branstonA Hey Ted. How you been doing? I miss ya man!
iluvmypossum36 9 months ago
What the hell do you do for a living weirdo? I hope you boss comes across this crap and fires you.
sirincondite 1 year ago
Phyllis Diller has really let herself go. i love u, man! ;)
prityladey 1 year ago
i had a blank stare not knowing what was going on till he raised his right hand and then i rofl
carnedge1986 1 year ago
He just needs a little love.......is that so wrong? Love you Teddy!!!!
mykill66six 1 year ago
i'm just back again to say i effin love you. be well and keep on keepin on! more more more!
futuristfood 1 year ago
messy. jardor. i'm in love!
futuristfood 1 year ago
Omg he looks scary
1998sax 1 year ago
My my ted, that shade is just sooo you!!! LOL!!
Khaos696 1 year ago
Simply magnificent. Makes me want to pour up a nice dirty vodka martini (make it a double) and play this over and over again.
aindiandog 1 year ago
@aindiandog Thanks, I was paid $250.00 to do this. It was fun, but in real life
I'm just a plain old senior. -- Ted Pillman
branstonA 1 year ago
this guys a faker!!!!! he's got nice teeth and the shirts clearly cut!
Tarenzo947 1 year ago
pure art, man. He's making a critical statement!
TruthSurge 1 year ago
you need a bath...
SharnaJordan 1 year ago
LMFAO!!! I started laughing at this immediately for some reason... :-)
Duendito 1 year ago 3
a tak wogole to "solidarni z awganitanem"
Wariot88 1 year ago
dzieci jak bedziecie walic konia 14 razy dziennie to tak bedziecie wygladac! uwazajcie
Wariot88 1 year ago
lmfaoo this was fucking amazing
InspectahZak 1 year ago
This is why Crystal Meth is illegal folks!
JJ2955 1 year ago
man youre good
1j2o3s4e5 1 year ago
are you really a hobo? the first time i saw you i cried o-o
betchferrsureex 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I CAN'T EVEN TYPE I PISSED ALL OVER MYSELF
ExidoSutrin 1 year ago
i din know i was playing left for dead
xerosk8 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU!!!
Zipster08 1 year ago
i.....dont understand.
Uhthenuh 1 year ago
what a fucking disgusting old pedophile piece of shit, this is absolutley not funny, fucking lowlffes
AesopRock45 1 year ago
When I saw my first Ted vid, i didn't understand it at all. I found it so unbearably stupid. But he has grown on me. Like a fungus. IAfter watching about five vids, I started laughing. Really, really hard, actually. "Big-Tittied Bitch" was the ice-breaker for me. That's when I really lost it.
kelsmart 1 year ago 8
@kelsmart Well, wecome aboard ! Hope you drop by more often. --- Ted Pillman !
branstonA 1 year ago
@kelsmart I'm on vid two.... the first one made me scowl and question my own credibility for watching the whole thing through.... I've yet to decide how I feel.
btheadtrip 1 year ago
@kelsmart this really IS good stuff. Can't believe I just said that. But I love it.
mestup888 1 year ago
genius
Mingus5000 1 year ago
O____o
ElNath645 1 year ago
what the shit. :(
gratefultobehere 1 year ago
wow this is epic! haha :]
fashionYourWay 1 year ago
ooooo oww my stomach hurts from laughing. mr ted u r too awesome!!
networkse7en 1 year ago
HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!
MrTODD27 1 year ago
@MrTODD27 Is that comment necessary?
Stunatra 1 year ago
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cspj12 1 year ago
i wanna meet this guy!!!!!
DaNiBoOfUl 1 year ago
haha
ashlynnm13 1 year ago
This guy is gay like John Mayer. Check out my channel page for proof of this.
JohnMayerGayFlamer 1 year ago
I wonder if John Waters has offered him a movie deal yet.
WhatFuckingUsernameI 1 year ago
not funny. very stupid. he needs erased!!
likestojam 1 year ago
i bet ur single
PuppetsWithSmiles 1 year ago
@PuppetsWithSmiles: Yes, but he was thinking of you.
WhatFuckingUsernameI 1 year ago
HAHAH WOW! are you wearing lip stick!
ashlynnm13 1 year ago
i was thinking that to!
Msmorganify 1 year ago
what the hell IS this!?
bodyofbeing 1 year ago
This is really "CharlieWhitesWig" after getting in a catfight with "MalvinMcpot"
5ezpzez 2 years ago
Is he wearing lipstick!?
kered300 2 years ago
He had to for the money !
branstonA 2 years ago
lol he is
1998sax 1 year ago
I'm for sure destined to have nightmares for years if not the rest of me days. E fuckin gads.
CosmoCarter 2 years ago
@CosmoCarter OOOOOEEEEHHH
mydeardiaries 2 years ago
ha ha e-gads!!
likestojam 1 year ago
This is so entertaining and off the wall that it's like crack for my eyes and ears!!
arivera3426 2 years ago
I was paid to act this way, and I actually enjoyed it ! -- straight: Ted Pillman .
branstonA 2 years ago
@arivera3426 HEEEEEEheee
mydeardiaries 2 years ago
Jizus ChriCE!
dawnninjawolf 2 years ago
holy FUCK
paintkun 2 years ago
ahh awesome
nothingbutninja 2 years ago
Now in smell-o-vision Ted Pullman!
Silvertrine 2 years ago
ROFL!! this is best yo, this is best! lol
ronnymatt81 2 years ago
Thanks. I prostituted myself for the laughs and for the extra cash.
I like it, too. Ted Pillman
branstonA 2 years ago
@branstonA you are kidding right?
mydeardiaries 2 years ago
I just threw up
UseF007 2 years ago 14
@UseF007
I don't know much about Mr. Pillman but this is stomach-turning.
Mavericker7 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT
rhagerlugo 2 years ago
ur worse than edream who like died
tehfrog 2 years ago
He looks like a dirty old woman xD!
ShadowRox5 2 years ago
u r a fukkin idiot
ppberk 2 years ago
u r ugly
bart8572 2 years ago
Ted should do a duet with Anita Bryant. He was channeling Paul Lynde on this one.
pillmanfan 2 years ago 2
Are you on Herion, ted??
lauvamojada 2 years ago
wtf thats thats thats weird
xxpur3zxx 2 years ago
Frightenly entertaining, better than a B-movie. Kinda like watching Judy Garland drunk and high, in the gutter outside of Tom & Jerry's... and no Lady Astor to decry, "Disgusting!"
signlaw 2 years ago 2
thank you for doing something good with your day. I like your videos they are great branstonA
camboy1132 2 years ago
OMG LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SO FUNNY
ksly1111 2 years ago
he's so pretty!
abc123ashh 2 years ago
wtf is wrong with you?
InquisitiveMatt 2 years ago
Love you too :)5 stars
DollyAU 3 years ago
Ted was paid cash to do this. His swishy neighbor put up the dough.
branstonA 3 years ago
i love you
Oli93ilO 3 years ago
He looks like a Sin Francisco Dumpster diver.
fywacia 3 years ago
I've always loved this song. I've never
heard it by Liberace. Or, is this Ted
Pillman?
defrancesb 3 years ago
This is not only Ted so swishy, it's the swishiest I've ever seen any man. Ted get rid of your so called singing
teacher. Don't spend the remainder of your
life like this. We miss the original Ted !
ansonvoy 3 years ago
Boy, has Ted been overhauled ! Who would
know that this is him ! Sure, a different
voice, but so what ! We can find this all
through West Hollywood !
01revolorio 3 years ago
When I hear this song, I think of Some Like
Hot, when Tony Curtis was smooching with
Marilyn Monroe aboard a yaucht. This was
the orchestral background song. Ted could have blended in with this film
with his new lipstick look ! Love this !
leavesautumn 3 years ago
A realy romp. So funny to see the rugged
old guy sounding like a San Francisco
interior decorater !
giannahughes 3 years ago
Ted has been botched up by his his so called
singing teacher. Ted, go back to your deep, red neck voice, please !
rossalbers 3 years ago
Ted thought he was being improved, so he followed each and every instruction. I also want his redneck voice back.
branstonA 3 years ago
I almost pissed myself...you are soooo funny! Keep 'em coming PLEASE!!
jimblackwood 3 years ago
Ted will be offered $250.00 for one more GAY video. His neighbor "Birdie" will put up the cash. It's all coming fairly soon. Thanks
for the comment.
branstonA 3 years ago
Can hardly wait!
jimblackwood 3 years ago
go f ur selfe
joshtheman1232 2 years ago
This is about as lavender blue as you can get. I love seeing a man this nelly.
rbarryglass 3 years ago
Wow ! Extra animated, like a cartoon.
Put Ted behind a grand piano, and he could
be a skid row Liberace !
fierochris 3 years ago