053 Is Ask A Chola real?

[jc8ward]

Aieee! Starbucks?

[jc8ward]

Aieee!

[jc8ward]

3 years later and I still find this funny. And humour is very sexy. I thank you for the short ride and I hope you will continue on in some fashion.

[Cheloclues]

lol a chola playing electro in the backround...

[pimppappi702]

so are you real?

[lonewolfmilitia]

For all these years you have always looked pretty darn real and interesting to me, even if we are on different sides with semi-similar bayonets.....here in Mexifornia

[WSGGANGSTERSCLICK]

Pinche chola sin varrio

[RobbingRacistRaza]

Why do you broadcast in English? Doesn't that make you a vendida?

[ThaSoulFya]

you're fucking amazing.

[isaac0zo]

Hey chola!! alguna vez has escuchado el termino: "gordibuena"

aquí en México-tenochtitlan lo usamos a cada rato cuando vemos a una homies como tu.

jejeje y pues nada, te mando un abrazo muy apretadito para ti y para todo califas.

[tecolote32]

Would love to see what's under that bandanna!

[creepyandweird9]

LOL! Thanks a bunch for the collection of crazy videos. Each better than the next! I hope you don't mind that I can not watch all of them, since they make me kind of ill. Kids these days are far too brainwashed for me to understand. Thank you Zombie...err I mean A Chola, I think I'll go back to watching something about NWO and the satanists who want to exterminate 90% of humans.

[KinGSoverign09]

4 real im in luv lol

[WesterSoCal]

bonitas tetas!!!

[fiwaszewski]

You're REAL enough 4 us, JAJAJAJAJA XDXD

5STARZ

[Khi325]

tU ERES ATRACTIVA.

[GHOSTDINI13]

ERES LA MATRIZZZZ

[marlin187]

I really cant stop laughing , 5 stars !

[genx1973]

fat wft she has the body of a sexy woman. How a woman should look not like a toothpick with arms and legs.

[lovelymuse488]

I'd take the green chiclet too!

[megadv8r]

chola,tu eres la mas bella y sexy de la red!

i swear

[13Flako951]

☻/

/▌

/ \ I took the grey and blue pill =DDD

[nenothenacurious]

te tas poniendo gorda chola

[theogore]

"The transition from signs which dissimulate something to signs which dissimulate that there is nothing, marks the decisive turning point. The 1st implies a theology of truth and secrecy (to which the notion of ideology still belongs).The 2nd inaugurates an age of simulacra and simulation, in which there is no longer any God to recognize his own, nor any last judgement to separate truth from false, the real from its artificial resurrection, since everything is already dead and risen in advance."

[letzkatzer]

Logicamente escojeria la pildora verde de vivir en una realidad falica putrida a una distorcion de lo aconteciente.

[lordmonty01]

☻/

/▌

/ \ I took the GREEN PILL! XD

[RAWR77888]

hey wats up wiff the dancing

[yupper99]

c'mon, that was the best part. Well, no, the best part was when she started touching herself....hmmmm

[destroyxeverything]

Looks tastyyy and freshhh

[pardo0974]

oye mija

eres mas caliente que el sol mami

U are funny as hell keep them coming.

ja ja ja ja

[kallekula52]

i don't understand this, but the girl is very cute.

[CovaHorozco]

Olá! :-)

meu nome é Sebastián Covarrubias Horozco. Vi seu video, moro no Rio de Janeiro. Gostaria de te parabenizar!

Você é LINDA!!!!

[coyote2666]

LOL! Love the pill reference, the green choice is even better. ya know what they say about green pills... its the only way to roll.

[iNsAnEJose]

this is the dumbest shit ive ever seen...

[JJTecumseh87]

what's up with all the stripper moves?

[FREAKZUP]

WHO GIVES A FUCK SHE LOOKS GOOD

[aspacelot]

this was very funny. i found it enjoyable. i put pop rox in my pee hole.

[purplexbuddha]

Want to know what reality is? Inject yourself with heroin.

[mobig2ls]

so i take the green pill and the world becomes SEXY! just as long as i dont pull the cord from my chola ear..... OK , I will take a pound of the green pills and... one blue pill just incase. ;o)

[Macmirez]

holy shit your a sexy chola

[sermicom]

Good video Chola greetings de tu Amigo de Chilangolandia love your chanel :)

[MBRHIndustries]

You're a sexy robot?

[johnnyfnhollywood]

Chola Unplugged! Your real enough for Me,it would be nice to walk hand in hand in the sand wit You to make sure though :)

[ebplanetario]

tonses por que respondes??

[bajadesierto]

whaaaattt....

horrible.

pesimo

borralo

no pierdas tu tiempo

[AskACholaTV]

Tu opinión no es real para mi.

[gloriousrebirth]

@bajadesierto yeah youre right this shit is retarded.

[jgarcia709]

Hey nice videos.....now stop being a terrorist and show that face of yours......You probably look cool, maybe add some spray to that air and make a wave.....like the old cholas used to.....

u know....

[FREAKZUP]

SHUUUUT UUUUUP

[jgarcia709]

Am Serious!!!!! U look good mija!!!! Maybe u should be my R U C A....Eeeee!!!

Maybe in order to get HARD fo you..... I might need some CANELA!!!!!

[WarpLover]

Green, my favourite colour and Latinsizer, my favourite Mexican.

[JXintheZ]

Cool!

[RolnThundr]

i'll take the green chiklet as well =)

cool tune! 5*

chola 4 prez!

[xdarkwing104x]

I'm a little confused, but a LOT turned on.

**eats green Chiklet**

Chola '08 (I literly wrote u in :P )

[rocktavio666]

QUE CHAFA

[thepunisher4u]

Chola no te da verguenza mezclarte con el estupido engreido de pepe,lastima has caido de mi gracia, te idolatraba!

[0ColdTurkey0]

Wait, what just happened there?

[letzkatzer]

reality can be a punch in the face electronic sounds can be more explicit than the most suversibe sound i like it!!

[johnnydiva]

So ... I don't understand. Chola, are you real, or not?

[sexiinessa08]

this is stupid she makes cholas look bad.

[PAnChOx714]

this vid was triipy, damn chola has some moves, made me drop my jaw SHAAUUU!

[silkmagician]

Wow, that was symbiotic, even if it was a slight parody of The Matrix.

You dance quite allright, shame can't much be said for me, despite being a dancer, i can only move my back backwards over my body but not side to side.

Sorry to bring this up, but i love that bandana, it adds to your mysteriousness and charm/wit, plus its green. ^_^

Because of you, you have introduced me to the world of Bandanas, and i might say, its really confortable and stylish. *Tightens Green Silk Bandana* ^_^

[equirneh]

Além de inteligente é uma delícia...

5 stars!

[ewillyp]

WHOA man, chola got all booty an sh*t mang, i'm like all thrown back to when sinead o'connor rippied up that picture of ronald reagan and then made out with camile paglia on the arsenio hall show . . . or was that a dream . . sexy polital femal empowerment, like sara pinlin, but in reverse, sexy librarian or gun totin drive by expressionism . . it was kind of Montebello though, no?

[LilLatinMama]

this is in response to- "are you 4Real, Chola?- & it'z meant to leave u guessing, idiot...

[flamethrowerdeath]

WTH???

What's up with the Music? Reminds me of those Dorks from "Wall of Voodoo" (Wall of DooDoo) from L.A. back in the late '70's.

You must be one of those Freeky Arty Intellectual types from UCLA?

[LilLatinMama]

wtf is up wit u flamethrowerdeath- biatch!

Much Luv & blessings sent to you, Chola- yeah, ur an intellectual, with a sense of humor & sexy to boot...lol

envy eatz up these haterz- lmao!

[flamethrowerdeath]

LOL...

Tu eres muy Chistosa...

Chola got nothing on me.

Except her Hands.

Ja...Ja...Ja...

[timed02906]

I <3 Chola

::sonrisas para ti::

[aires12345678]

just give this video 5*****

[UnderseaCaveman]

Love it...awesome!

[LilLatinMama]

She's awesome- Chola said she loves me on my profile page- i'm so excited!

lol-

4Real, i am...

[UnderseaCaveman]

yeah, well....I just like the "Envelope Generator"...LOL!

[EldersoftheDarkTower]

Wow, Chola. Getting all kids of sexy on this one. Very nice.

[AskACholaTV]

Gracias, my Elders. :)

[AmericanDNA]

p.s, your mad fine mami, interested in an educated artistic warrior poet from the Boyle heights, tall dark, handsome.. ojos verdes, chizzled forshizzle cuerpaso!!.. spit at me!

[LilLatinMama]

she is fine- but sum asswipes were sayin' this & that,whatever...

Chola sent me luv on my profile page- I send it back!

u don't sound too bad ur self, papi!

;-)

[AmericanDNA]

Qvo.. East Los in this Bitch!!!!!

[AskACholaTV]

East Los up in this biaaaatch!

[SkillzFrog]

Wow chola, your so hot'n'sexy. Da SkillzFrog likes dark haired brunettes with big breasts like you. Infact, Da SkillzFrog wants to bang you up da p***y........(Ribbit)

[LilLatinMama]

lmao, skillzfrog...

[fuccssk]

ide fucc tha shit out of her to

[beararmygirl]

nice

[orinn24]

your talent is real, that's sure lol!

[Sammaelhain]

I'm pretty sure this video is the bastard child of Grant Morrison and Umberto Eco.

[romantrucha]

damn..

this is very original, nice work...

but i really dont get it..lolz

no tryin to hate im just sayin that i must be overlooking this point..

[1019drummer]

very shiek...very sexy.....MARRY ME.lol lol

good art!!!!thank you.

G

[LilLatinMama]

Ur freakin' awesome, Chola= Caliente!

luv this-lmao

4real yo, it'z so kool, it'z hot!

[DirzoRasec]

Chola, don't forget that you once said you'll do a clip with Flans music (I read a comment in which you said you'll do one).

[AskACholaTV]

OK I'm going to start working on that or something similar, which I know you will love. :) Let me see what I can do tonight. Flans or Menudo or something of that genre. ;

[DirzoRasec]

Great. You really do love your fans and we love you too.

[AskACholaTV]

Chola loves you! :)

[iliketolivealone]

lame

[mikesternberg]

I suggest a looser shirt it will hide your ponch so your belly fat will not fold over you belt also may i suggest a full mask it will help trust me

[TheGreatWorker]

you are an asshole. she is a beautiful woman.

[mikesternberg]

you are right i was out of line I apologize I would like to state I am bald and was being a dick

[TheGreatWorker]

sorry for being mean i just can't stand when men put women down. have a good one

[AskACholaTV]

LOL! that was classic "i would like to state i am bald and was being a dick" :)

[wolfgangmartin]

You have a great talent! Congratulations for this great representation,very well achieved!

[Mgarcosta]

Fabuloso video chico, me ha encantado,,felicidades.

Gracias y besos de Merche.

[Robert697]

hmmmm ... Paris ain't got nuthin on you

Chola's hot

[gintonic666]

I'm so addicted to this video...there's something abouth this one....

The music is absolutely magnificent, and Chola dancing.....i have to watch this like 6-7 times a day.......

[apupnemo]

that was hot damn hot

[forflagged]

Hey...I want chicle that lets me punch myself!

[skyblupinkltd]

that was brilliant lmao! eff the red pill eff the blue pill, take the green chicklet!!!!!!

[JoeyDaytona]

More Chola than Chola...!

[gintonic666]

Chola is sooooo Hot! Sexy video.....and great music in this one.

[MrENT18]

Best video yet Chola! It reminds me of those old school European indie electronica music videos, but that has probably a lot more to do with the music you included. Anyway, I love the originality! Cant wait to see your next video next premise.

[mightyachillies]

I don't think I want to see Chula in a bikini... ...Unless its with a Kalashnikova! :)

[0ned]

hyperreality, so, like, you exist in hyperspace?

the part with the computer cable at the end is spooky, like the cholanator, a whole new brand of killing machine: those new dance moves are the best bait to lure your prey. One has to wonder where the cable's connected.

you ever see the movie Meet The Parents? apparently geniuses always choose the color green :S

[bumbacutthoat]

MORE sexy vids chola! luv'd it

[JoeyE27]

its about time you dance like that!

i want more=)

haha

[JJTecumseh87]

There is GoD!

oh wait.....

But seroiusly this kicked ass Chola

[Workinman101]

And what a wonderful world we live in :-)

[kannibees]

chola could have only one tooth under that bandanna & i would still think shes hot ^^

[blueguy2006j]

I hope you do a video in a green bikini someday chola! All of your fans demand that you wear an itsy bitsy tiny green bikini!

This video was HOT~!

[MelGibson01]

YES Agreed 100!

[crazyrockman]

Needs more seductive clothing.

[JoeMofKZoo]

HA! Too sexy Colita. WAY TOO SEXY!!!

[seouldave69]

Chola = muy picante!!!

[kauaikit]

Yah...the "Chola swing", muy bien.

Who says that the Chola can't "speak" without words?

Work the chair Chola, work it....more, more, more of the REAL Chola swing.

[nauihuitzilpochtli]

Mexican not latino !!!!

[jmarron2525]

Chola is the best thing on youtube. I Love Chola

[darkangelanarchy]

muy buen video compañera, tambien muy gracioso sigue asi

[angav]

Chola is real and hooootttt!!!

[anthonyhantonh]

The chola is for real!

[aguiaz]

Dayem chola, i think you were actually on the verge of making a video art piece on that one.

some parts of the music didn't really go with the concept, and i think more could have been said in terms of your physical movement responses (ie. dancing like a stripper).. as in, more varied would have been cooler, ahh.. other than that, it was a fun and flirty video perfect for your fans. xoxo... zulma

just a few tweaks and you could use it as installation art. xoxo z

[AskACholaTV]

Zulma, you're absolutely right, if there's anything I could have improved on this video it's more variety of stripper moves. ;) jajajaja Gracias for your feedback! I would love to use this as installation art. But where??? I'll message you on Facebook. xoxoox Cholaaa

[tapatiodelosaltos]

ITS PERFECT!! NO CAMBIES NADA

[grm88]

"Hey Chola, Are you real???"

Always the perfect start into a philosophical debate XD

[melyfe83]

Cholaaaaaa rifa!!! Latinsizer rules! excelente combinacion!!! quiero mas videos amigaaaaaaaa!!! ahora de que sera bueno???? :)

[AskACholaTV]

Muchas gracias, Melyyyyyyy! :) Ahora vamos a ver de que sera el proximo!

[kannibees]

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3!!!!!!11!!­!1!!one

[Shorty20122012]

was that an ICEY? the hell

[ElijaBlack36]

wait how will u "smuggle" them?

[ElijaBlack36]

i love the flavor green

[fiwaszewski]

Right on, we LOVE YOU!!!

Forrest-Uriah and the GHOST Seekers

[arlette311]

i take the green pill chola!

[AskACholaTV]

Maybe I should start selling the green pills. I can smuggle them in from Tijuana. jaja

[jmarron2525]

Chola has some sexy dance moves. I Love Chola!

[mightyachillies]

the Green ones make you Horny!

[crazyharrydirtylarry]

take the green pill and save the planet

but chola your too sexy for your gun

too sexy for your gun

[terwilligar1981]

I dont ask a chola...I love a chola.

[SchizoKnight12]

that's some sexy dancing, chola! will you dance with me in the clubs?

[Abel890]

muy bueno y adecuandolo a la pregunta queda muy bien. Chola is real!!!!!!

[streetrai]

wow, I already knew you were a pretty firme hyna but damn mija you look so good I didn't even notice you didn't say a word this time or that time or that time... orale is there a limit to how many time we can watch the same video? :p

[momerath42]

Sweet. I'm going to have to dig out my old Nortec Collective CDs and check the newer stuff.

[fitzer77]

Pills, animal tunes and sexy women. Nice.

[barbacoa2021]

cuando vas a mostrar tu cara?

[CukaDeluxe]

more music beedios! i like the pop.lock.chola.drop.

[Sodeggy]

Are you trying to make the plants grow faster?

[jonesr999]

HOT!!

[HappyGYNOCOLOGIST]

You.r so sweet :)

[Justinfh2point0]

Damn! You're hotter than I remember!

[JeeprzCreepers56]

Can't I just take both jelly beans?lmao.

[dherae]

Mesmorizing music, Chola! Great vid. Plus you've got some nice moves! WOW!!

[AskACholaTV]

If you like the music, you should check out more by Latinsizer in the links on the right in the description. He's one of my favorite artists.

[fuckengerginof]

are those chicklets? The yerba buena ones are go0d as phuq. :)

[thejimg]

OMG Chola what an amazing video... Love it...

[mythmanjay]

Wow! Hardly ever do my heart, brain, AND manhood say 'Schwing!' at the same time! Thank you, Chola, for teaching my body the joy of synchronicity!

[n8tn808]

Excellent Video Chola!

[seouldave69]

Ah, mi corazon! xxoo

[malcontent79]

Heh. Yeah, that was entertaining as well as somewhat intellectual.

Something different; it's always good to see an artist try new or different things.

[DecentralizedTommy]

I love you so much! awesome vid, SOooo sexme, I'm pluggin with ya ;) bec u so real! :P

[majorgeek]

Very Lord of the Rings woodsy meets Matrix-y cyberpunk... I liked it! :D

[robertpina99]

An amazing music video! Shake it!

[mexica210]

im speechless...that was amazing. chola=fuckin awesome hyna

[tmafkap]

Cool + inspiring + green pill + sexy = CHOLA

[sweetqueento3]

great job!

[iMBBonlyone]

visual and intellectual artistry

[805gre]

good video Chola!!! 5 STARS!!!

[stagism]

Awesome video CHOLA. (:

[starzship]

Love it! shake it CHOLA !

[silicon2001]

Of course this is only one version of Chola. In the multiverse every possibility is played out. In one universe posh spice can sing!

[CiudadanoTerrorista]

Que sexy, Chola.

[LaoZe]

La Chola Caliente! When hyperreality is this awesome, who needs the regular stuff? Chola is not just an entity, she is a being of immense beauty on a higher plane of existence. Good times...

[ReelSolidTV]

Yum Yum Yum! :D

... But Where Does Homey Sign? :D

[OneCrazyAsian]

Awesome and Funny Vid. I like the Matrix Themes with the Pills and Plug that came outta your head. And I think that was Basic Instinct(the Chair scene) And don't ever take off the Mask it is what makes you !!!CHOLA!!! 2 Thumbs way Up BTW.

[Brianswers]

I thought you were going to remove the mask. hehe :)

Clever response to 'are you real' I liked it. lol

[HomerBong]

wow that got me higher!

nice vid chola. =D

[davidrjin]

Well you look great. (if you wanna be in a special movie just let me know)

[HomoGeneyes]

Brothers & Sisters together we'll make it through...

Someday a spirit will lift you and take you there..

I know you've been hurting, but I've been waiting to be there for you...

And I'll be there just helping you out, when I can.

We are FREE to FEEL GOOD.

[pringelsfan007]

Marvelous my dear. Being a gentleman I can't say what I am truly thinking! ;) :0