How many rednecks does it take to launch a boat?

[gewglesux]

no safety equipment or anything... i wonder how they made it this long. i hope that if i make it to their age i learn some of lifes lessons along the way.

[gewglesux]

oh for Fuks sake....

[oakland002]

I don't get it, it looks like they have a system here, and neither wanted to get wet

[couvidan]

HAZAAH!!!! they did it!

[xoxemoneyxox]

Took you a year to think of that. nice. Effin nice

[muddyknees]

evidently more than 2

[Sc0rned1]

Oh the irony.. Dudes in tight girly spandex laughing at two men in a fishing boat?  Priceless.

[gcrebel2008]

This is why people hate cyclists.

[scottharp]

You're in public wearing girls tights and you're laughing at THEM??

[Citizen8700]

Well they didn't want to get their feet wet and they didn't. Seems like they accomplished their goal. Boaters could not even enjoy their past time without being made fun of. Why are the people that claim to want to save the planet, want global peace, etc always such pretentious assholes? Maybe they will get hit by a prius.

[L34dF4rm3r]

haha everyone is hating on the bike rider, I bmx man i support you 100%

[purpleshmurple1]

Thats in-breeding for you!

[Mr8cman]

ohh 2???

[mdr8088]

Git R Done!!!!!

[Halkrath]

Someone is talking about namecalling and yet the tile of this has the word "Redneck" just because of how they saw this video fit... Wow, fucking idiots. More city people do retarded shit then us "Rednecks".

[SittingMooseShaman]

... just two Harvard professors out looking for some whales to hump.

[templodegloria]

eles poderia ter testado o motor antes tinha ganphado tempo kakakkaa

[MrMrtiki]

This way works fine but tie to the trailor not the truck & use longer rope !!

[scamp32107]

@evanarnold12 ah maybe but there are "hybrid's" the one's that can atleast take a shower once a day :P (if were lucky) I mean no offense to anyone just some of them up there well let's say I can smell down here and god it ain't pretty

[scamp32107]

why didn't they just pick up the damn boat? it's small enough that's how the real red neck's in FL do it lol

[Tubetopfan1]

I've had a few rough experiences on windy days but I've never seen two people experience such difficulty unloading a boat before! God help them when it's time to put it back on.

[swanlaker02]

While they may not have done it elegantly, using two people to launch a boat isn't unheard of, in fact it's common. Just an FYI.

[megasonify]

typical ass_tarded bikers riding on a busy highway. too bad they didn't make some road kill that day.

[bchaffins]

@megasonify Are you really that ignorant to make comments like this? And to make up words to do it, your mother must be really proud.

[megasonify]

@bchaffins tit's ok bro, we all can't have an imagination. god grants athletic prowess to fuhktards as urself and imagination and creativty to intellectuals like me. u get the point bro, and i commend u for that. thanks for playing.

[bchaffins]

@megasonify Any time you want to comapre intellectual or athletic skills just let me know. And try learning the proper use of English, I am sure you probably did OK on your GED (maybe even passed) but your skills are lacking.

[grillmasterjoey]

Bazile Louisiana?

[aydinburton93]

lol noobs

[samten54]

If I was that incompetent at least I would wear a life-jacket.

[xoxemoneyxox]

I don't know what's worst. Getting feet wet or riding a fucking bicycle cross country?

[bchaffins]

@xoxemoneyxox I don't know whats WORSE, having to use vulgar remarks to get attention or commenting on something without understanding the English language.

[ljspaziani]

@xoxemoneyxox Just stay at home bro. You wont be missed.

[magicjeep77]

Holy crap! They look like they've done this before. LMFAO! freaking retards.

[siguaw]

um dude, they did it correctly. backed in far enough to lift the boat off the trailer. then leave rope attached and pull forward so boat is reachable. Perhaps you do not own a boat? Also realise that although the ramp is under the water it is still higher than the bottom. Thats is why they moved it to the side before the got in. Next time you decide to pick on someone you may want to know all the facts and be educated on the situation.

[bchaffins]

@siguaw Um dud (no the spelling is correct), you did not see the first 3 times they tried backing it in, it was enough time for me to dig out the video equipment. Perhaps I have launched anything from jon-boats to sailing ships and naviagated anything from swollen creeks to open ocean, i have even ran Class III+ rapids in a 17 foot open canoe. If that is your idea of doing it correctly than you need to have someone show you the proper way or go back to playing with your "dinghy" all alone. :)

[swirlingabyss]

Wow, what an asshole.

[ALLxTeRrAiN]

Lmfao at these arguments haha

[bigholmes95]

These guys probably get out of the shower to piss and eat baby back ribs with rubber gloves!! LOL!

[rojoloable]

These guys can't be Red Necks, The truck is too small. Most True RedNecks don't even need a boat because their truck is so big, so big in fact that you don't even feel it when you run over a Lance Armstrong wanna be faggot.

[bchaffins]

@rojoloable As I read your post I was thinking that you seemed intelligent but then I get to the end and you have to call me names because you seem worried about your own sexuality. Upon reflecting on this I also realized the needing a bigger truck is over-compensating for perhaps a total lack of sexuality, no wonder you are confused. It's not about what you drive or own but who YOU are that matters most.

[pseudotruth]

@rojoloable

You suffer from tiny penis syndrome

[DAILEYericCaryUSA]

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Well getting it off the trailer was the easy part. The real fun would have been getting it back on.

[dustycrockett]

Guess it takes two sometimes. It just goes a lot quicker when I'm by myself.

So...what's the point? Water level up, ramp in bad shape, old guys don't want to get their feet wet. They dealt with it. So what?

[thesummeradventures]

that was really the only way to do that right

there is nothing wrong with what he did

[IFriendAllForRecord]

I did this shit with a 21ft ChristCraft after a Noreaster. Ol' Heavy chevy had that shit. These guys know what theyere doing and the faggot moron on your bycycle shut the fuck up with your shaved legs n shit YEE HAW

[bchaffins]

@IFriendAllForRecord If you did the same then you must be as stupid as you sound.

[rha101]

So it took them an extra few minutes, they got it going, nothing was damaged, and they didn't get their feet wet. The real message of this video is the cameraman just has a mean spirit.

[pblovesme2]

Us rednecks know how to launch a damn boat. I guarantee you these guys are new to doing this and this is the only ramp they can go to. So why dont you shut the fuck up. And also bud, here in America we call it a paddle not a fucking oar.

[bchaffins]

@pblovesme2 Are you really that ignorant or just pretending? Surely you have more education than you are projecting. And also Bud, here in America we do also call it an oar and if you are really special and still ride the short bus to school then I will try to remember that and use simple terms just for you.

[Fastbreak27]

It could have been a lot worse. Their rope was to short because the ramp was flooded. I don't really understand why you would record them and be a critic of their every mistake. Whatever makes you feel better though.

[outfctrl]

Why are they afraid to get their feet wet? HAHA...this is funny. Good job

[MegaMichael1973]

It amazes me how stupid people can be

[princeofnz]

i dont reali understand why people going fishing in the a boat and not expect to get wet. me personally looking at the size of the boat just would of lifted it off the trailer that would of saved the car from getting wet

[junkmail5417]

Hey, I have a idea,,,lets untie the rope from the trailer, maybe it will come loose then !!!

[adv1fuoco2supermoto3]

Looks like these morons filming got bored/sore from pedaling and found this amusing! Go back to inhaling passing truck fumes as your lungs work overtime while wobbling up steep hills - very healthy, especially for your reproductive organs been pounded by a tiny hard seat with internal tubes bent in an unnatural manner...

[bchaffins]

@adv1fuoco2supermoto3 Don't quite think of myself as a moron but perhaps you were calling me a family name of yours. But yes this was amusing and worth the time it took to watch and post. Most comments are in agreement with me on this.

[adv1fuoco2supermoto3]

Hi @bchaffins Moron, I wasn't talking to you directly... but anyway: "Most comments are in agreement with me on this." hmmm... no they're not, from what I've seen - more thumps down, than up. They may not have been very graceful at launching (old and maybe beginners?) but as others said - water too shallow to start the engine earlier etc. You did so many miles on a pushbike and the only video worth posting was this - LOL!?!

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

@bchaffins You're a cockhead! Why didn't you go down there and help them out? Fucking selfish asshole.

[bchaffins]

@LOLDISNEYLAND Why would I want to go down there and help your dad and his lover? They should have brought you along to show them how to launch a boat, unless you know even less about it than they did.

[BandB1111111]

They actually did a pretty good job considering the ramp is flooded, so the ramp pitch isn't steep enough for a normal launch...but you obviously don't know about that. This video shows your lack of boating knowledge and lack of character, big time!

[bchaffins]

@BandB1111111 You must be kidding about this being a pretty good job or not understand how to launch a boat. As to my lack of boating knowledge - I would be happy to compare skills anytime you would like.

[johndeeremaster]

At 4:11, the motor won't start because it isn't in the water and he hasn't tried to start it yet, DUH.

[bill71183]

" Duhh, GIMME ANOTHER BEER JUNOR"

[icu123abc]

Those guys are not Rednecks. If they were there boat would have a supercharged V8 on it.Forget the fishing poles cause we are goin noodlin. Fuckin Yanks.

[Some1BesidesMe]

ROFL!

[okiejon]

and you ride a bicycle....

[bchaffins]

Yes, I rode a bicycle from coast to coast, and the next year I rode to Key West and back, this year have planned for a ride through Central America. Have you ever even driven that far on one trip?

[awolfpack343]

@okiejon.....nooo....he rides a fucking 2 wheeled skateboard

[Jazza159]

And quote "now how are they going to get to the boat"

[uscoolmen99]

Everyone is jealous cause rednecks have way too much fun lol, arkansas wooo.

[ihunt19]

@uscoolmen99 HELL YEA!

[DMANKILLER707]

Retards!!!!! You guys suck!!

[1bottlejackdaniels]

white trash confronts water ...i suggest deliverances banjo as background-music ...cheers :-)

[carlosmurphy4u1]

They should call their wives, or maybe their mothers...

[TaZ7310]

lmao thats one way of doing it i guess.... I'd like to see them get it out of the water!

[elguaporusty]

are these guys drunk

[ranchero302me]

can they even drive the boat

[reblebred]

how about one get in the boat and the other launch it in the water then pull the truck out and the guy in the boat pick him up!!!! not that hard!!!!

[doughboy193]

like really, i really don't understand how people can be so....... i don't even know what to call it, use your brain

[fluegiraffe09]

well according to him it tokes one to do it wrong and two to FAIL HORRIBLY!!!

[pamanfan34]

wow hooker face i can't believe how cool you are! i can't believe that you could possibly launch a boat! and with your big strong truck too and only being 15?!?!?!?! you must be a fucking god! hahaha

[hookerface007]

wow they suck im 15 and i luanch a 20foot hewes craft with my dodge ram 2500 5spd manual... no problem!!!

[95chevyboy]

and we are very proud that u had to tell us what u drive. we all love ur dodge ram 2500 5spd manual...

[bigtoyota479]

Seriously? Why didn't the other guy just get in the boat? Then unhook it himself, start it up, drive to shore, and pick up his buddy? I know they're old and all, but they should know better.

[XxDarkEaglexX26]

because there rednecks.

[dee1263]

they suc at launchin a boat im 14 and i launch are poontoon boat by myself

[alexandermajor12]

Nothing wrong here, we know more bout fishing than you city boys

[deeznutztastegreat]

is that a boat ramp or a flooded road?

[Isuckatpaintball2]

a flooded road...

[OneWithGuns93]

i can launch a boat on my own

just lower the boat deep enough into the water, get out of the truck and get into the boat drive it over to the boat ramp, walk back to the truck and drive it to a parking spot and go back to the boat and start fishing.

[iwuvwoo234]

you forgot about the part when you drive the boat away from the ramp and to your fishing spot

[Mitchayy11]

pfffffffffffffffffffffff  Nice name.

[MrPartyMaster]

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,­000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00­0,000,000,000,000,000,000

[bowhunter857]

the only problem here is that the rope is too short, and it didnt take them long to figure it out. who are u to be talking you are on a cross country bicycle ride?

[deerslayer36606]

I thought they did pretty good. If i would've been there i would've got in the water and pushed the boat out at least, but i can see why they did'nt want to get wet, they just wanted to be dry while they fished.

[kurtistjones]

these guys are retarted, his dead wait fat ass cant take his shoes off and help the other guy out and then murtle the turtle sits and looks at the motor while tubby pushes him into the trees, anyone who doesnt find this humerous is just as dumb, and to the good ol boys just remember it takes dumb people to make smart people lol

[bchaffins]

Now have someone who reads and understands the English language read what you just wrote and explain it to you. Perhaps you will understand it then.

[Copperswilly]

Looked like a successful launch to me and in a river at that. They can't get the motor started in the shallow water ...it will bottom out. No one fell in the boat is up right the truck is parked to old boys woke up and went fishing.

To the poster get a boat and film yourself

putting it in that would be funny as hell unlike this video

[Punt66]

I dont see much wrong with what they did. It looks like a flooded river and a shallow launch. They did a good job. An electric trolling motor would be a good adittion to that boat for some added boat control though. To the original poster of this video. Get a life.

[fordmoparguy]

wat was so ammusing about this I thought they did well but they had engine trouble i havnt seena steel flatbottoms 10 hp engine not have trouble before i hope you tire pops and you go into oncoming traffic and get hit by a semi -or you can just eat a bag of dog shit -your choice almost everyone who owns a boat goes threw this every time your just not a boater you wouldnt know a funny launch if it was right in front of you

[bchaffins]

Are you really that stupid or just try to act it? And to wish bad things on people you don't know is just bad karma and happens back to the person who wishes it. You may also want to learn to spell and use correct grammar, puntuation, and capital letters.

[BandB1111111]

Look who's talking! You think Ii would be funny if these guys forgot the plug, engine wouldn't start, drift into trees, etc.!

[furyiiiplate]

I don't get it. What exactly is a redneck? Someone who has a boat and a pickup? Some elderly person launching a boat while younger people get a laugh. I know who the real A-Holes are.

[JOINmeANDiHELPu]

one normal person here! :)

[assphincter]

I launch from the shore all the time using my 4x4. Why the hell would anyone want to wait in line behind a bunch of gayliner owners taking 30 minutes to launch a boat. Anyone who owns a boat has seen these idiots who decide the launch ramp is the time to fill the ice chests and get all their floaty fucking toys blown up.

[gamergeekone]

Yep...they probably do this every weekend!

[seanroberts86]

it almost looked like they knew what they were doing

[gawnfishin2day]

I like my way of doin it. Get a smooth bit of shoreline, get my 14ft aluminum johnboat out of the bed of my truck, push it into the water. hook up motor, crank and go. during the summertime, i piss off alot of tourists on lake hartwell doing that. i ain't gotta wait in the launch ramp line like they do

[fletcher101101]

i thin they got the wrong hobby. cuz they r scaired of gettin wet

or if they want 2 launch it while keepin dry get one 2 get in the boat before it goes in the water and wen it deep enough leen over front and unhuck it then while the other parks the car start the engine and go over to the beech 2 pik up the otha

[jamima222]

Lol i can remember the first time i launched a jon boat two years ago! I turned the damn thing half way over haha. I feel these guys' pain but now im a prob hopefully they will learn soon! I always walk into the water though, easier than trying to keep dry.

[dustwebbs]

thay probly do that every weekend like that to

[AIbert2]

these are old people not rednecks

[Engineeringapps]

Uh, excuse me people, most southern rednecks are pretty well accomplished at launching a fishing boat. By the way, I've seen mor e rednecks in a HoJo's on Long Island than anywhere down here in God's country.

[SpawnPint]

why just dont tie the boat trailer to a rope and tie the rope to a tree instead of using a truck in the water

[g33kskater]

How many rednecks does it take to launch a boat?

Apparently more than they had.

Is it really that hard to understand the concept of someone being IN the boat when you back it in?

[knfjdkghjudfhsgkjdhf]

You're argument danielracing015 for which is better a redneck or city folk is all about littering?

Wow.....

[danielracing015]

rednecks are better people. i mean come on thank abount witch one is more likely to throw down a papper? most likly city people casue they have the street cleaners pick it up over night but were rednecks lives like here there are no street cleaners and we wouldent throw down somthing casue (WE) would have to pick it back up the next day!

and we also recycle and reuse almost every thang !!!!!!!!!!!!!! say something eails you damn city mouther fuckers!

[gschjetne]

do you speak English?

[brick340amah]

Man I cant believe I get to ride on the road with these idiots. They really shouldn't leave the house, opps I mean trailer.

[nchayfarmer]

Im a redneck they aint they could easliy picked that fuckin boat up n sit it in the water me and my best friend can have his 16 foot bass tracker in the water in 45 seconds with the motor running and the truck pulling off we also run a charter business out of it

[swamprat2]

I agree. These are idiots, but not real redneck. A real redneck, or any serious boater, would have waded into the water to begin with, gotten the motor started before drifting out into open water, and the whole deal would have been done.

Some suburban boys who don't want to get their New Balance tennis shoes or their Gap Jeans wet do not qualify as rednecks. No matter how much they can quote Larry the Cable Guy.

[sxtintrepid]

these ppl need jet skis and better trailers.

I launched my jet ski (800lbs) at the end of my street and its just sandy, it took a few good pushes to get it off the planks but then it wasnt an issue at all.

Boat launches are easy except in some areas where water snakes and other animals crawl up at your legs. Otherwise ive never had any issues.

You also often see morons with no reverse gears trying to avoid accidents with other boats at ramps.

[sgttodd1]

sparkywundermutt lol to funny

[sparkywundermutt]

Yeah sure, rednecks are the ONLY people who have ever had a hard time launching a boat. It happens to the best of us from time to time. You should get down there in your faggy skin tight biker shorts and give it a try while a couple of rednecks film it and call it "How many fags in biker shorts does it take to launch a boat?" on YouTube.

[bchaffins]

I figured it would take too long to teach rednecks how to operate a camera ;o)

And I happen to like my biker shorts, you're just jealous ;o)

[sparkywundermutt]

Lol, youre absolutely right, jealous.

[ryanfred93]

lol...i think ur right

[GadgetMan777]

While the vid is funny, I think sparky has a point. Besides, it's usually rednecks that do this stuff really well while the city slickers just bought a $100K boat for their first boat, and head to the ramp for the first time and watch their truck sink.

[garigolleo]

definately rednecks! good vid.