My First Fist Fight

[MGOGaming]

So the moral of the sttory it , don't try and take Swoozie's Candy or your done!!!

[blackwolfsquadron]

dude you are pretty cool guy

[SlimShawdi2014]

Snickers mini are like the best mini candy ever!

[Just4Kicks80]

" The bus stops, Wu-Tang Clan gets off "haha

[trewblueskye]

@GGGiL00 i know right?! then be all like " taste gudd!!?! huh punk?!" lmbo

[darkshaver1]

And thats why i dosent have a girl.

and thats why i watches your vids

[darkshaver1]

i like to beat up people who wants to

Beat me up.it is fun.

but i never START a fight.

[blckbenbiggiefan123]

:lololol:

[123sierah]

Funny as fuck lol this guy is awsome

[456whateva]

White kids in the front, black kids in the back.....what?

[numbertoxy]

SHORYUKEN! 

[FarhanNajmi02]

ALLERGIC to pain???

[blitzvomitew16]

"wu tang gets off the bus"

LOL

[Teddy5775]

where you hide your mini snickers youtube dude whos name i can not spell

[yaburu]

Ahhh, givin' dap, I remember that.

[LaeBehleFere]

Your videos are addicting.

[8ball1901]

Y does everybody have that shirt now

[Imagistria]

-Reaches for snickers- :troll:

[genm0repain]

Wu- Tang Clan <3

[XSymbolisticX]

That isn't a fight, that's an "OH DAMN YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT".

[Beliebin4JDB]

LMFAO. I'm subscribing

[lilpj271]

Haha this is funny as hell

[MATRIX0MAN007]

A random Tyler appears

Tyler uses hand grab

It wasnt very effective

Swoozie uses head blow

It was very effective

[HesterDW]

Shoryuken!!!!

[Warhawk407]

American History X 2 : Swoo Tan Clan

[GGGiL00]

what u talkin 'bout? that was the right thing to do!!! shit u should've stuffed his whole mouth wit' candy after the first blow!!

[nynyleg]

when you said braces i was like, "oh, god"

[BossyBeaut]

Braces? Ooooh.... That sounds painful... Sorry about your candy~

[Dopaminiac]

And by the way I'm not even that tall only 5'9". But you know school kids, some reason guys believe just cause you tall you can fight or something, So hight can definetly work in your favor, but also the way you carrier yourself too. And sometimes you just can't be a punk you have to stand up to people, but choose who you stand up to wisely, don't do it to the wrong person and get fucked up. If you think you can take the guy or he won't do shit, step up to him.

[Dopaminiac]

Just cause you can't fight or you're a pussy, no one needs to know that, act like you tough. And believe me I know what I'm talking about, I live in New York. Always went to public schools in Brooklyn. Kids in my high school were Crips, Bloods, bad-asses, you name it. Because I walked like a tough guy and had that demeanor about me, no one messed with me. So if someone is having trouble with being bullied or targeted, try it. Don't be cocky or you might attract guys who would want to test you.

[Dopaminiac]

Alot of times kids get picked on because they appear to be weak, awkward/outcast or the "geek". I've always been this weak, awkard/outcast, geek person but what saved me from ass whoopings and getting bullied was my height and how I would walk and face I would make. My advice, don't walk with your back bent, slouched over. Walk standing tall, shoulders back, and like you tough. Right there that stops you from being targeted by strangers on the train bus. Also put on a mean, tough face.

[firefly980980]

option select shoryuken

[Idontwantacoolname]

He messed with him for a loong while. I totally understand this reaction.

[rottihavr1]

You are a pussy

[dmace99]

tyler made 31 accounts and his orthadontics made 1 to dislike this video

[TheRyupichu]

got knuklesandwich?



[artemis854]

if anybody messes with my candy im not held responsible lol

[some1337dude1]

most resonable fear ever

[GhostFaceKillahhhhh]

2:08 BUT HE'S NOT A RAPPER.

[mahaAHHA]

dont mess with mah candy cause i aint gonna be held responsible for my actions

[RichieRich4100]

Wow... Just wow... Gud influence on tha Lil ones bruh

[johnchen0213]

you're black! you won't get jump! only minority will get jumped

[nemobearxo]

"I'm allergic to pain." That's the best line xD

[TheDANVEL]

i will never touch your candy @swoozie06

[OctobersLeaf]

"i never wanted to get into a fight cuz im allergic to pain " LOL !

[ArchAngelPayne]

lol!

[2001Arion]

BLAW!!

[VIOLENTVIOLETXX]

Shouduken

[penguinz50]

@VIOLENTVIOLETXX Shoyriuken

[VIOLENTVIOLETXX]

@MustGetStronger you racist bastard

[MustGetStronger]

what a little nigro

[ncrane03]

@Omgrawrifty your not shit

[terataj911]

hehehehehehehehehehe

[terataj911]

get the fuck off my fucking candy you fucker bich

[terataj911]

pussy 

[HAHN702]

Get the hell away from my candy!

[TheHardcorePony]

he threw candy at his head that's funny and THAT'S RIGHT SHOW DOMINANCE SON

[TheHardcorePony]

30 people got beat up by Swoozie

[DPIZZZLE23]

@ZenMasterSteve no body cares about your love taps with a fag I wouldn't be proud to say I kicked someone in the shins that's like saying I flicked the devil.. And your not cool at all for doing that you just sound like a queer

[ZenMasterSteven]

5th grade. This dumbass ghetto kid kept bothering my friend in the line back to class. She told him to stop, but he didnt. Then I stepped in and told him to cut it out. He kept at it so I kicked him in the shins and he shut up. Never talked to her again. Me and that girl are still best friends.

[IchiJewSan]

10th grade some guy named Tylerr. Not even joking about the name. was at an assembly and he was new and was talking like a tough guy and was yelling at my friends. so i turned around and he told me to turn the fuck around. I then said no and we get into an argument. My school is strict on fighitng and i knew if i fought him id get suspended which is not worth the trouble for this loser. So we exchanged words. He got mad and pushed me and he got suspended and i got 2 hours of detention.

[alex39088]

com to my house and ill give you some candy and then smoosh them and then ill puch you in the face and throw the snickers at YOU Lol i was amazed good work on video

[1l0veubAbe]

Amen..... <3 ;D

[pandaman23ftw]

@1l0veubAbe i'll hear that. :)

[Tearingcube3]

Don't ever mess with my snickers minis of ill be like SHORYNUKEN

[NDzibyrules]

my name is Tyler :/ but that was funny as fuck. cracked up when u said wu tang clan got off the bus hahahahaha

[Anya365]

Don't mess with his Snickers Minis.

[donthate9000]

SHORYUKEN

[mw2addictish]

1:58 LMFAO!

[FeeltheVibe0]

Thats not a fight, thats an ass whoppin

[1gamerlover]

Don't wit his candy... Lol

[SilverWolf7777777]

I would LOVE to do that. :)

[xXronaldo4lifeXx]

that shit is racist

[12snowflakes]

hey swoozie i have candy :]

[XxlittlemisslexieXx]

I'll never take your candy

[burgerham100]

You did a FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

[TheGarganchua]

Oh, yea. Swoozie plays halo, u day man

[dbzlegend100]

shi-duken

[SweboyKbry]

Don't touch my candy!!! :D lol

[OmgRawrify]

Im a 16 yr old girl and ive been in more fights than you. Not with girls.. I'm talking twice my size guys

[x1ShotYourDeadx]

@OmgRawrify whats your point??

[SuperXxsammiexx]

@OmgRawrify Lies =P

[OmgRawrify]

@SuperXxsammiexx truths

[gin0ichimaru0tama]

@OmgRawrify id whoop you XD, they must cant fight or you can really good

[OmgRawrify]

@gin0ichimaru0tama you probably would

[DragonDrummer8]

@OmgRawrify are you one of those italian or mexican guidos who talks crap about everyone

[OmgRawrify]

@DragonDrummer8 no I'm a short ass white Australian

[Tranisdaman]

I remember back in 6th grade. There was a group of 8th graders that sat close to me, and one main one that always did stuff to me. Throwing sporks, food, candy, etc. Me being a quiet kid, I just sat there and took it for a while. Then I decide to ask a lunchlady for help. Got some crap advice. Then one day, he through applesauce on my new jacket. I clicked. I grabbed my Caprisun straw and stabbed him in the arm with the pointed end. No blood or anything, but he never messed with me afterward. ~

[BitingCatProductions]

@Tranisdaman OOOOOH how deep did ya pierce him!?

[whambatSTEP]

@Tranisdaman YOU'RE THE BOSS!

[XDmaster1234]

@Tranisdaman Cool story bra

[PrincesStackTheDough]

@Tranisdaman like a bosssss

[gamer8675]

@Tranisdaman THUG LIFE

[Theonegamefreak]

@Tranisdaman Caprisun straw? What the fuck.

You should have penetrated and then sucked out ALL HIS BLOOD.

[44r0n0wnzs]

@Theonegamefreak You sir have a sick mentality. I like it though ;)

[Theonegamefreak]

@44r0n0wnzs It'd be a view to see.

[GhostFaceKillahhhhh]

@Tranisdaman HELL YEAH HARD TO THE CORE.

[clubpenguinfan42]

@Tranisdaman Oh i remember when i was in 7th grade. there were many agressive people in year 9 sitting on the bus of me and 3 of them kept annnoying me and doing bad stuff to me so then i got the crap and on the bus the next day they were sitting on the bus next to me and they started to push me so then i stood up to them and i got a metal ruler out of my pencil case frkn hit them with it then the next day i was really popular and the yr 9 never went ner me again so yeah

[ihearttdwp2]

@Tranisdaman hhahahahahha really?

[cooldudewithglasses]

That wasn't a fight that was a punch. Lol

[sith232323]

I am Tyler

[manuboy214]

merry christmas

[pie4everable]

lol i feel the same way with my candy

[mysterybox8x]

"the bus stops, wu tang clan gets off" lmaoo

[cynder167]

I ride the bus to! When I was in 7th grade the 8th graders ruled the bus. So An 8th grade girl sat next to me, she was popular but was nice to me. So I thought "Okay so maybe there are nice 8th graders here." but then there were two 8th grade boys behind me and they kept messing with me. They called me a 'Sevie' which is an insult to seventh graders. So I turned around, took out my phone, and hit him with my phone right on top of the head. He didn't mess with me for the rest of the year.

WIN

[deadlycheezcake]

good man, he disrespected you! not about the candy, its about respect. i think it WAS the right thing to do. you were straight up with him, but he wanted you to be his bitch. let em know whats up.

think about it, had you let him take your candy, you'd have been his bitch, he'd have taken your candy, AND your honor. you landed a bow to his mouth, he's YOUR bitch, you have your candy, and you have your honor.

lesson learned; when bitches get crunk, the crunk gets bitchin

[apdmoon]

dude, that's me with my tamales, or at the lunch line, i'm a girl and i made that stupid boy move the hell out of the line, there's no cutting in line.

[Haruhi994]

Dude... be my best friend? xD

[krazykasskass]

I know a Tyler. He's annoying.

[offwithurhead]

You did the right thing, when assholes get in yo face you have to stand up for yourself.

[nirvana613]

how old were you when that happened ?

[RobTheBernardinosaur]

damn never took the bus in my life.

[1234smoothpb]

@manuboy214 lol same here!!! :-)

[manuboy214]

if the bus driver just would handle his bidness swoozie would not be in this mess

[ThePaigeMakayReed]

I love youu!!!!!!

[iWindBlade]

Someone likes.... fisting.

[doctormoose6]

I always wear my pager on my ankle.

[manuboy214]

i have been in what you whould call mini fights where i throug a punch hit them and then i would feel bad about it

[nightsintoenternity]

SHORYUKEN!

[SilverGearsUS]

And shit, that's why I walk to school everyday.

[MrxPacklex]

My name is Tyler ^.^

[Morain42]

@MrxPacklex tyler, the creator?

[MrxPacklex]

@Morain42 Shh! Don't tell anyone.

[jesuisdavid1]

Ragdoll Physics!!!! lolol

[Frida708]

You're allergic to pain? Now, that's what I call a real badass!

[Yeppy97]

candy

[Syko3000]

I might be like *SHERIKAN*……think thats spelled right

[bustamantealexis]

This video made me rotflmao( rolling on the floor laughing my ass off) hahahahaha i think ur hot mmuuahh im sure gunna keep watching ur videos

[partygirrl360]

SAMS CLUB!!! ITS A FUKIN GROCERY SRORE!! LOL

[multictfxcftw]

You're so funny! Always when i'm watching your vids im laughing my ass off :D

[Muz1cRocks]

"The bus stops, Wu-Tang Clan gets off..." I was in tears laughingg

[TrendSettaRico]

@Muz1cRocks THAT WAS SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE HEARD IN A MIN

[0311ForceRecon]

@Muz1cRocks hahaha I thought I was the only one that got that

[Kevinthedarksithlord]

PORNSTAR MUSTACHE.

[Zakariia]

SHORYUKEN!!



[hummusman2]

I've only been in one fight also, and it was because some kid kept pestering me about how I made the basketball team and he didn't. One day, he comes up to me in line about to buy something, he pushes me and tries to get in front of me. I just simply push him back, then from behind where he was, he punched me straight in the stomach, and of course I was hurting a little. I'm about 6'5, so he hit me right under the abs, I punched him back in the face, we both got suspended, and he was transferred

[kirinroxs]

Be like hell no dats my candy boy! *punch*

[JamesPaulPHaughey]

I got into 2 fights in like Grade 5. THe first one was cause he Took my lunch. I didn't breakfast that day and Man I was hungry. So I waited till the bell rang for recess, we went to our usual spot where none of the teachers supervised bam shot to the face, then we stopped cause our friends stopped us. The second one was self defense, no way I was gonna let this guy take my homework AND eggos. He through the first punch, I moved out of the way and went all shoryuken, then got called to the offic

[AveriLink]

the reoccuring scenario envolves a hot chick liking you.... hahahahha love you boy

[PrettyPacker]

DONT TOUCH MY CANDY!!!!

[darkangelfinn9]

Hell yeah. Bitch, don't touch my candy. I'll go SSM on ya =3

jk, but serious. Don't ever with a sugar addict's candy

[AveriLink]

i love swoozie stories

[aaronlugunraj]

waitwaitwait...........is that mario?

[TheMarcolot]

he wants his snickers....

[hellothereyoungsir]

hahaha the bus stops..wu tang clan gets off

[yankees13ps37]

BRING DA MUDAFUCKIN RUCKUS



[allmysushi]

I like ur extensive hat collection in the background ;)

[bluedude34]

The black kids are at the back of the bus.

[Playr4free]

he went all Betty White on his ass! XD

[bloodplzthankslol]

replace candy with fried chicken, lol

[LaPicturesque]

DIS NIGGA HARD

SHORYUKEN!

[mangoesgonewild]

Anyone know what shirt that is?

[CPUT99]

@mangoesgonewild if I had to throw a guess out maybe a Shephard Fairey / OBEY design...

[Amirah142]

they threw spit balls on my bus to lol !

[MrMegaUber]

Whenever you hear the words 'but one day' in a swoozie story you know its about to get good.

[swoozie06]

@MrMegaUber ~ LOL

[MrMegaUber]

@swoozie06 I have to say your videos are ALL amazing. They're the stuff I listen to while playing Minecraf. And yes that is one of the highest internet based honors I can give. Keep it up.

[nevasosweet1103]

@swoozie06 Adande you are the best vlogger of ALL TIME!!!!!!

[Redo97]

@swoozie06 ~ After I started watching your videos.. I randomly started putting ~ in my replies. FUUU, lol..

[0Gustave0]

@MrMegaUber swoozie's videos = **** gets real. watch?v=IUH3JQjcweM

[BlekahIsBack]

lol Ragdoll physics. XD

[zyxflame]

That's like my first fight

1st:insult

2nd:blink

3rd:bloody knuckles

[PYR04LIF3]

Oh man I would love someone to punch me in the mouth like that, it would just give me an excuse to woop someones ass.

[TZ3z]

Lol nobody touch my snickers minis

[NewEraKidd0323]

Ghetto.Thug life.Hood kids lmao

[FlyGuy2899]

This guy is awesome, the world needs more people who don't mean any harm, and that's the truth.

[brenamal]

nigga done touch my candy...NO ONE TOUCHES MY FUCKING CANDY!!!!!

[TheIndianphd]

Umm ..so how bout that raise the bar cypher? Lol

[MeandBatmanPimp]

I want that Mario!!

[LiutendantJack777]

then some girl classmates came and then i cooled down cos they looked really frightened. so i turned around and walked away for good now. oh and then i sat down to a table my other classmates were sitting at, al my clothes ripped to shreds hanging off me and they were like: wtf happened? and i was like "dude i just pawned a guy" . and thats it. fuck it took me 3 comments to write it down. nevermind.

[LiutendantJack777]

so i turned around, and started walking away cos the guy didnt do anything and i didnt really want to fight as i was drunk as fuck. so as im walking, he grabbed my neck behind. i got angry as fuck, broke lose, started pushing him away while roaring into his face. my freinds and his freinds arrived, tried to hold that other dude and me down. i broke free again, while the other dude was still held by my classmate( my best t-shirt got ripped) and punched him on his cheek hard like hell. haha.

[LiutendantJack777]

an other time, we were on summer vacation with a few of my classmates in high school, i was like 16, we were drunk as fuck, and we started talking to some other older dudes, they could be like 18 or 19. so we were like talking in a circle, and the guy on the oposit side said a joke, everybody was laughting, and then he just said to me not to laugh, cos hes gona beat me. i was like "what the fuck? come on then" he was like frozen on spot. i didnt know what's gona happen, cos he didnt do anything.

[LiutendantJack777]

um. i had fights like 4 or 5 times in my life. most of them with my freinds, like once in 3rd or 4th grade, we were playing basketball with my freind, i was like totaly losin and my freind laughed at me, i was so angry i hit him in the stomach, and he was like rolling around on the ground in pain, and i was like "oh my god what did i do" and started cring. if you haveta fight for real tough, best to fight drunk. (exept if you do martial arts, maybe even then:D) you wont feel pain.