Swagger Of A Cripple

[BunnyBoo58]

YEEESSSS. love my patron troll~

[icestarphantom]

looks like we got a badass up in here

[HailToTheMoturas]

I actually pranked my friend with this once... at her sleepover party for her birthday she woke up covered in bitchicken nuggets.

I still have the glomp bruises.

[SUPERELETENOVA]

.....Yay...go tavros.....my patron troll (:{

[KittyTheNekoAlien]

i love that line XDDDDD why the hell did he go to bed with chicken nuggets exactly? either way, i'd rather be covered in chicken nuggets :3

[HarunaXDemDem]

I woke up in bichicken nuggets one time, one was John and the other was Dave. :)

[talisthehedgehog1]

I forgot to turn my swag off and i woke up covered in bit-chicken nuggets (:{

[DropThatBass5567]

Aradia is fairly amused. ((She's my patr0n tr0ll.))

[ImDusky11]

@EnviedCure776 Covered in whorrrrrobot parts

[sudd12346]

I had this stuck in my head during math class.

It makes it rather hard to concentrate, y'know?

[ViolentMaidn]

TTuTT Tavros I love you and I know this is a true story! Fuck my like I got fucking Vriska WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[koopa481]

@ViolentMaidn

i HaVe GaMzEe As My PaTrOn TrOlL

[TheZangetsu322]

@koopa481 WEEEEEEELL WHOOPDY FUCKING DOO 8ITCH, I GOT VRISKA!!!!!!!!

[FicticiousAnimation]

I tested it out. I just got bitches. Where are my chicken nuggets?

[obianicantkillm]

Keep makin me proud of bein a tauros Tav.

[BlackMermaid100]

I want Tavros was my pardon troll, Im stuck with Terezi. :|

[ndogkik]

i cant believe im like this...hes my zodiac sign.....AWESOME!!

[DonEnsamul]

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WITH HORNS!?

SOMEONE. PLEASE ANSWER ME.

THEY'RE REPLACING ALL MY VIDEOS ABOUT REFERENCES I ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND.

[ferretsrule42x1]

@DonEnsamul Let me tell you about homestuck.

[poe547]

@DonEnsamul they are trolls from Alternia go read some Homestuck before some adult human male comes an kills you in your repsiteblock

[RebelHeartArtist]

Lol, i will sereously scream this over the intercom at my school, and post it on youtube if i get over 300 thumbs up!

[CauseImAwesome241]

You Taurus people have no idea how lucky you are. Seriously, I'm just stuck with Sollux >:T

[behappiful]

@CauseImAwesome241

I don't even have a good troll.

:33 > who even wants someone like this anyway

[Limelime99Zones]

@behappiful I wanted Nepeta! D:

But I have Vriska D::::::::

[haven1324]

@Limelime99Zones IIIII have nepeta! :3

[kckinsmcg]

@Limelime99Zones D--> be grateful. :C

[sudd12346]

@CauseImAwesome241 I'm stuck with Gamzee!

And he went jackshit crazy!

[pugs4evs]

I MISS HIM SO MUCH! :(

[HailToTheMoturas]

Because of this video

I don't go to sleep at night until I turn off my swag

[Delexia07]

oh. my god. my sister and i r taurus' and i went to bed dead tired so obviously my sister went to mcdonalds with my dad and bought chicken nuggets upon chicken nuggets and put them all over me and then i woke up the next morning and said "oh no i forgot to turn off my swag! DX" XD

[SchoolSucksMedia]

whenever i talk with my friend and i try to mention tav being dead she says

"hannah, we do not talk about that in this house"

go i miss him </3

[TheZephoxx]

now i can call my teacher a bitch wiithout getting suspended :D

[MarioJunkee30112]

"And I woke up covered in bi---chicken nuggets" i started bawling with laughter there

[silverheart61]

OnE dAy BeFoR bEd I fOrGoT tO tUrN mY mOtHeRfUcKeN SWAG oFf, AnD wOkE uP cOvEred In SoPeR aNd FaN-GiRlS. HoNk >:o)

[PurplePandaPartay]

The background music was on at my dance, and me and my friends like died xD

[DropThatBass5567]

ey yo, thassum mighty fine swag, mighty fine swag indeed.

(said Paulo to Daisy.)

[RedCartoonGirl12]

I love the song in the background sooo funny

[EnviedCure776]

One day...Eridan left his swag on...And woke up cover in bi-empty buckets

One day, Equius left his swag on...and woke up...Huh...

[KawaiiKurasu]

close enough ;)

[Beautiful67876]

This kinda stuff makes me happy my patron troll is Tavros. ^U^

[Kodiakwolfe]

I

I keep replaying this

I can't stop

Oh my gog

I can't

[Keepitawesome8D]

Bitchicken nuggets sound good right about now.

[XxCuppyCakeSparklexX]

Pfffrrff XD

[cotenahargrove]

imma got to mcdonalds and ask for some bitchicken nuggets

[AzureFirework]

Taaaaaaaaaaaaaavrooooooooooooo­oooooooos~ Did you wanted to say "8itches"? :) Dreams are free, that o8vious, hahahahahaha!

[Draconicqueen]

But wait he doesn't have a bed, he has a pod filled with slime. So...

[SirGentleshark]

@Draconicqueen Bitchicken Nuggets Quest Bed?

[Draconicqueen]

@SirGentleshark If only it were so. Then he wouldn't be so absolutely dead right now.

>:(

[SirGentleshark]

@Draconicqueen Don't remind me...

Being a Tauros and actualy having a childhood similar to Tavros' little story is... yeah |:

[Draconicqueen]

@SirGentleshark Oh dear god. You didn't jump off a cliff under psychic influence did you?

[SirGentleshark]

@Draconicqueen No, just standard "friendless childhood being manipulated and a doormat - not to mention the occasional buly", yeah... "fun times"

[Draconicqueen]

@SirGentleshark If it's any consolation I still don't have any noninternet friends.

[SirGentleshark]

@Draconicqueen It's k, have a /hug c:

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

for some reason...he reminds me of M Shadows with those glasses...I blame my friend for drawing Shads this way. xD

[xSkittlezxWolfx]

Bitchicken nuggets.

..You genius.

[arachnidsGrip53]

Yupp. Gonna go order me some bitchicken nuggets :3

[babylyss100]

and i was covered in bit-... chicken nuggets. lol

[Bang32111]

now wheres Gamzee's Stoner.Boy.Swag. when you need it

[shadowgirl765]

I GOT THE SWAGGER OF A CRIPPLE, I got little biceps gettin' fatter in the middle.

[LadyCheesyHooves]

@shadowgirl765 BUT I'M AWESOME!

[Shiri1432]

I will forever order bitchicken nuggets.

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

<3 sO mUtHeRfUcKiN' cUtE! :o)

[SuperMaggie21]

BITCHICKEN NUGGETS

[SuperMaggie21]

I EXPECTED THAT SONG "MY VAGINA AINT HANDICAP"

[glassXmoon]

@SuperMaggie21 lmao someone has to make a tavros video with that then!! xD

[SuperMaggie21]

@glassXmoon YES.

you should..

Just

do it

[NikolinaMahira]

I think in Europe, there is such thing as Bitchicken nuggets! :o

[silverheart61]

@NikolinaMahira no there aren't, I live there and can verify it.

[Laffsatyoulol1]

Give that bitchin chicken nuggets. Bitchin' love them chickin nuggets.

[iHateDuckButt]

OHBBY<3

[missinformed66]

bitchin nuggets :DD kewl! i love those!!

[censoredlove99]

And I woke up covered in bit-chicken nuggets. . .>:}

[AkumuKeayo]

awwwww baby socute

[DarkerYet]

}:)

..oh Tavros.

[PurpleBlackMagicArt]

is it bad that i now call my friends bitchicken nuggets?

[Zerk103]

}8D "cOVERED IN XBITCHESX CHICKEN NUGGETS"

[CircDeAutreLunae]

"Heeeeeeeehhhh." }B)

/like a boss

[thatonegirludontknow]

Bitchin' knuggets.

[SchoolSucksMedia]

Dave is gonna be pissed when he finds out that you took his sun glasses tav.

[TheJimozu]

unless he gave them to him to activate his swag

[SchoolSucksMedia]

@TheJimozu True.

[TheInfinitePower007]

I feel like this is something Justin Beiber would say

[graciaguana]

I feel fantastic.

[TheDollyDoctor]

Bitch--

icken nuggets.

......

c:<

[trioxyz7]

Drive thru guy: McDonalds how may i help you

Me: Ill have a 10 piece bitchicken nuggets

Drive thru guy: ...............

[Minsheme]

@trioxyz7 I literally say this when I'm at McDonalds with my friends, not even trying to be kidding. People serving me don't usually laugh, they're just like, "Uuuuh, so chicken nuggets?"

[trioxyz7]

@Minsheme Wow. Some people have no sense of humor at these fast-food places. I would died laughing if someone did that to me

[Minsheme]

@trioxyz7 LOL "Not even trying to be kidding" Is meant to say not even kidding/ note even trying to be funny... Typo win.

In actual response, I completely agree. People at drive-thrus are like robots.

[trioxyz7]

@Minsheme Complete agreement

[sbrdragonfly]

@trioxyz7 XD

[trioxyz7]

@sbrdragonfly lol

[jonnavdpas]

Bitchicken nuggets!

WHAT IS AIR!?

[RoseHeart1234]

Sounds like a great night, Tav ;) I wish I woke up with Bitchicken nuggets

[kanaismify]

i miss tavros so much.

[HetaliaRoseThorn]

@kanaismify DoN't We AlL? HoNk~ )o':

[elissaEG13]

Bitchickin nuggets.. XD LOVE IT!

[LovelyGirlSaraBeara]

Okay, so my sis nd i showed our parents this, nd our dad said "if he was a human, he'd be the whitest white boy evar" nd mom made a joke about taking a nap and waking up covered in bit-kitties xD

[lenandrinmegafan]

lol

[Shadowkirby14]

Next day before bed, he again forgot to turn off his swag, and he woke up covered in btiches AND chicken nuggets. }:)

[MusicaGirl101]

pRETTY BOY, uH, sWAG,

[FlubbahProductions]

AND I WOKE UP COVERED IN BIT-chicken nuggets

[JojoTehFox]

Is he wearing Dave's glasses?

[PandaBearInASuit]

I will now forever call them BITCHICKEN NUGGETS

[MissMyNameIsEpic]

I LIKE NUGGET

[TheENDOFCIVILIZATION]

6 pEOPLE DONT GET uHH,BITCHICKENUGGETS

[RainbowMinako51]

bITCHICKEN NUGGETS,,,

hAHAHA,,,

[RealSolidSalamander]

I'd rather have Chicken Nuggets than 13 year old girls. >_>

[TrimpOfRedwall]

Does this mean if I eat myself I'll taste like chicken nuggets?

[AhiIlioHae]

Oh my heck!! I freaking love Tavy!! :D

[sword90000]

Why is he sleeping in a bed? Wouldn't he have all these horrible thoughts?

[mrwhite3032]

So I forgot to turn off my swag last night and almost got crushed to death by the amount of chicken nuggets

[PinkZorua]

swaaaag B3 lol

[ZeldaAndIkeLove]

dude did you voice this XD funnyness

[WildZebraFace]

So thats where all my chicken nuggets went last night.

[RottenRover]

I never turn off ma swag..But whatever, It gets the bitches excited.

[musical000clover]

@Pyrotechnically Show a friend a page of your favorite ship. If they like to ship characters then you're good to go~.

[TheAmazingkel]

u go dude i get u chicken nuggets!

[ShadowImperials]

YOU HAVE IT WRONG YOU DUMPASS

YOUVE GOTTA TURN IT

FLIP WAYS

}:)

[sasukesonlyemogirl]

Don't worry, Tav! That's still a lot of breast. CHICKEN BREAST! -:]

Okay... I'll shut up... :3

[GaaraZHentaiLover]

"bitc-chicken nuggets.."

[MultiKills7]

I saw the title and thought the "Im Awesome" song was gonna be on o3o

[mooses21194]

I started cracking up laughing when he switched for bitches to chicken nuggets

[AgedHarmonics]

@pyrotechnically I'm into this, do I count? :D

[SunTheCat]

One day,

I forgot to turn of my swag

And I woke up

Covered in kitties

*Me gusta*

[IssyRedbird]

My friends and I quote this every day.

[Pyrotechnically]

@IssyRedbird Lucky. None of my friends read homestuck. DX

[IssyRedbird]

@Pyrotechnically My friends are the one that got me into it :D We all act like the characters, like a roleplay thing. I'm Eridan, Heva's Sollux, Ashley's Gamzee, and Christina is Tavros :D It's super fun

[Pyrotechnically]

@IssyRedbird LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY, that sounds like a lot of fun.

I'm all alone in my obsession *sob*

[IssyRedbird]

@Pyrotechnically Try getting one of your friends into it! :D

[Pyrotechnically]

@IssyRedbird I tried with one of them; she ended up only reading the first few pages and thought it was stupid.

I keep telling her to keep trying, though! :P

[IssyRedbird]

@Pyrotechnically Aw :( Well, hopefully one of your other friends'll like it!

[kimera117]

Whats the matter with this... Tavros-Chiken nuggets thing?

[furubafanskj]

xDDDD haha this is so awesomely adorable

[Ipinkygirl]

Ok, Tav has a chicken nugget fetish or something.

[ForeMoster]

Tavros solved world hunger

[KyaserinChan]

I understand this so little but love it so much XD But what's with Tav and chicken nuggets?

[NyanNinjaFox]

Everytime I watch this video, I laugh on controllablly on The part were he says "Bit-Chicken nuggets." :3

[tinderpelt101]

I am one of dem Bit-chicken nuggets.

[RickyV300]

Woke up in Bitchicken nuggets?

[hugs4gir]

@RickyV300 Ooh, I bet they're miniature chickens made into chicken nuggets that are also miniature.

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

Dear tavros, my sister happens to be one of those bitchicken nuggets

[PixlPianta]

Whenever I see the }:) emote I make the little 'heh' noise in my head.

[3daysgracecraze]

TAVROS YOUR A CHICK(en nugget) MAGNET!

[lexiecami]

"And I woke up covered in bit- chicken nuggets.."

[RanaTheStrange]

I regret nothing.

[Gonnakillthehaters]

Thoughs are the best bitch nuggets ever!!! XD

[Anzer201]

Oh hell, what im doing here D:

[MayuhoHiruhota]

Bitchicken Nuggets. XD

[DragonMagi]

hEEEEH

[rosellathehedgehog18]

@TheQuicksilverwolf I thought it said "MasterYoda"

[Rasberryseed10]

BITCHICKEN NUGGETS

[bloodpawsdreams]

@Rasberryseed10 i will forever call them that now :33

[gabbi635]

"aND I WOKE UP COVERED IN BIT--CHICKEN NUGGETS,"

[psideath]

true story...



[RandomLazars01]

Wait, what? I thought Tavros doesn't sleep in a bed....or any other trolls in that case. Or know what beds are.

[TheQuicksilverwolf]

i just now realized your username is MasterYorgi X'D i thought it said MasterYoshi <XD  my bad

[SegaFan64]

now THAT is the true swagger of a cripple. XD lol i love Tavros!

[Gazpatchoness]

that is an awesome way to wake up. yes.

[LilRabidMutt]

I don't even like Homestuck, but this is amazing <3

[aDlOStOREADORA]

yOU'RE SAFE NOW, bABIES,

[NikooruUchiha12]

Why is my first comment so POPULAR???

and btw ,it happened ...it was hilarious to watch.

[kitti614]

bitches = chicken nuggets

Seems legit.

[PKFighterX201]

I'm tempted to do a cosplay image of this, since...I can get 50 bitc-chicken nuggets for 10 bucks...

[shadowpuppy270343]

Tavros, give Dave his sunglasses back....

[OMJosef1996]

@shadowpuppy270343 Tavros can keep those motherfuckers as long as he wants.

[shadowpuppy270343]

@OMJosef1996

LOL Okay then.... 

[smartkidcno]

Wait if eridan turns on his swag...he wakes up in whales?

[ElFreakinCid]

@smartkidcno

He wakes up covered in nothing. Even with swwag, he's forevver alone.

[smartkidcno]

@ElFreakinCid ture so very ture :< -hugs eridan-

[Geekygirl456]

Assignment in class: Tell a story about yourself.

Me: One night, I forgot to turn off my SWAG.

AND I WOKE UP COVERED IN GIRLChicken Nuggets.

Grade: A

[shrivak]

He got all of the chicken nuggets. All of them.

They were in a bag.