Extremly funny Guest Paternity test results

[MicDizzle2]

AYE NO CHILD SUPPORT!!!!!

[JustTonightx]

LMAO when he started dancing! and the crowd are like 'hell yeah'!! XD

[oTGFoCONViCT]

I like how the crowd starts dancing and cheering along with him LMAO!

[NONCENTZ100]

pleas give this nigga sone type of award lol

[BigFerdes]

This man wins the internet.

[SparksNight]

I. Can't. Breathe. XD

[MySugarbaby12]

Lol.! Pop lockin

[TheLeoOfCostaRica]

...Are all of them required by contract to dance just as soon as they get the results?

Because that would be awesome.

[kaa10]

Lmao dudes in a night club

[IamDottieDandridge]

this ish was funny he was damned proud not to be that slut buckets childs father

[crystalroy]

i love how the studio *happend* to have that song while he was dancing XD hahaha man i love that guy he like freestyled the shit out of the place XD

[george40207]

@crystalroy

The song was edited over the video.

[luckysod04]

"You are NOT the father" = winning the ghetto lottery

[MishuTaste]

The Maury Show should be called, 'The Minstrel Show.'

[LIERRAqueen]

LOL

[MsBestgirlever666]

I feel bad for her but this FUNNY!

[soURfunnyYOUthink]

honestly....even tho the girl hates the guy when theyre not the father why do the run away disappointing and crying their eyes out?????

[rlkavan2000]

sad celebrating another black child growing up with a father. With that as a mother, chance of success is niminal.

[lasheron]

@rlkavan2000 niminal =FAIL....

[littleteethkeith]

Andrew fuckin rules.

[WhitikerForest]

bAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA CLASSIC

[OfirBeck]

Yeah Baby!!!! Dance Yo Ass OFF you Infertile Dawg!!

In Yo Face!

[Luvbrd80]

Lmfao

[pitcherasl12]

THE CROWD LOVES IT!... SO DO I...

[369Shahin]

Did the song play DURING the show or AFTER? As in was it originally played during the show (live) OR edited into the video?

[MsJayAlexis]

@369Shahin Edited since they never play music during the show

[xxpaigemb]

Hahahahah

[MrSlumdog84]

Give this man an award!!!!!

[ToonLink15]

he is the father to some kid out there

[ihatemuslims1989]

SLUTTTTT!!!!!!LMAO

[182Burritos]

I wanna meet the black guy in the crowd at :21 haha

[MrRocha90]

MMHMMMMM he the dadddaayy

[carebearkicker]

lol at keyboard cat dance 00:16

[serenadesilhout]

These sluts never really were good at math.

[tknock21]

Shakamaa..no ..that's not spin or realality.its called racist.

[shakaama]

@tknock21 i know. i'm getting all intellectual with him, while he's just lying and being racist.

[shakaama]

why do these whorish women go on national tv like this?

[EMorst3]

Wow!

[vilescythe24]

damn he can move. I'm not even black and u can add me onto the list lol

[omfgdelaney]

THIS VIDEO NEVER GETS OLD!



[noestoyfacil]

i know the joy this man is feeling LOL

[horrificpunkfreak]

1492 People R Black Dudes

[NYsFiNEST541]

It's got to be up in the top 50 in greatest tv moments

[CoCoGemel]

why it gotta be ghetto tho?

[ccccc525]

press 5 for ass smacking

[mymusicalwaffles]

haha i liked the fact she knew he wasn't the father lol u could see it in her face x

[kathryny1998]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!11 xD

[MrMjrocks4u]

thats what i would do!

[crazysillybaby1]

shits >insane but so funny

[criticalkids]

Served xD

[mafiosi7]

go shorty go shorty!!! dam blacks

[Dooke80]

LMFAO

[Yoanty]

Has to be the best thing I've ever seen

[bubasa87]

Every maury show should be the you are not the father show.

[twinturbo955]

lol this guys become automatic stage performers when they find out they are not the fathes...lol i dont blame them. GO VICTORY DANCES!

[pengtinggalz]

that song... ahh i forgot about it u kno wats it called again..

[k1llm333]

I sent this to my Dad today. Good Fathers day greeting?

[funnyapples1]

@k1llm333 ur a genius lol

[antihero917]

@k1llm333 Absolutely!

[Jafra45]

Don't send your filthl to my email!

[sassylatina808]

THIS IS WHY LADIES. U NEED TO KEEP UR DAMN LEGS CLOSED OR AT LEAST KNOW WHO UR BABY DADDY IS, GOOD LORD. THIS IS AN EMBARRASSING THING FOR WOMAN TO GO THROUGH. THAT''S THE DIFFERENCE WITH A LADY & A HOE.

[GeNevRow]

50 people think he is the father

[SkyfireAce]

is that the another fatherless baby dance?

[Raiton45]

@SkyfireAce nope thats his i dont have to paychild support dance :D

[leonpowalski2008]

Andrew, you are NOT the father. However, you ARE the worst dancer I've ever seen.

[legendzny]

@leonpowalski2008 There are worst dancers, he did his thing.

[hotpapilatino253]

winning...

[reesee02]

@hotpapilatino253 bi-winning

[hotpapilatino253]

@reesee02 The (no child support dance) :) yeah buddy. Winning

[JuStInCrOsS1000]

DO THE JACKSON!!! DO THE JACKSON!!! XD

[Flipyap1]

what song is playing?

[DBsantos77]

@Flipyap1

It''s: I like the way you move - OutKast

[PrettyFace841]

Lol, He Showed Out

[WatchVenusSpa]

Greatest talk show moment ever!

[pearljam619]

He should be on dancing with stars!!!!

[eightballisback]

There's nothing funny about this, that is just how apes react when they are verklempt with joy..

[garrettmuniz13]

@eightballisback are you kidding me this is one of the funniest videos i have ever seen

[4viiD]

wie heißt das lied?^^ aber wie der abgeht-megaaa xDD

[PrettyFace841]

Lol , He So Happy !

[skb0rzn]

Useless feeders going to end us all, disgusting

[copperbed100]

Woot!I just won 50m

[swingwithmey]

I'm not 100, I'm not 200, I'm 5000% sure ahahhaa. really?! FAIL! his dance..hahaha. awesome!

[bcpbmx]

what the name of the song? ahah i like it

[jdr324]

@bcpbmx

"[I like] the way you move" - Outkast

[nikopoa]

49people are the father! lol!

[MzKissez8]

I thought he was finna start crumpin lol

[spychi88]

LM__mME0uvo

[Sento35]

this show is fake like jerry springer

[pearljam619]

Does this dude know how famous he is on You Tube for his moves??

[SparklyyMegan]

@ChampionsGamez LOL

[tikletik]

Proletariats. If George Orwell could see this, he'd probably laugh.

[bluecollarboiler]

you think they give a shit about HIV when they don't care about making humans?

[ChampionsGamez]

nice nigger dance

[bokee00]

@ChampionsGamez - How can you call that a nigger dance? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?

[ChampionsGamez]

@bokee00 cuz i can



[spideyTB]

dumb bitches always say they're more than 100%

[dolphinfootball22]

@spideyTB hahaha right

[freedom271000]

He is pretty good at that. You should the girl with her head down.

[freedom271000]

Some celebrity musician should hire him as a dancer in a video.

[Dogfacesoulja8582]

I know the feeling of relief!

[tjxkid]

LMAO... =))

[HeartPiece4u]

wait? was the music part of the show :D? O_o?

[bri343]

aaaah yes...black people. the best form of entertainment

[Quan7kyle]

@bri343 thats funny ha

[oreamunoj]

This jigga sure knows how to dance! Thxs Maury

[WolfSeife]

even if this shit is fake kinda funny tought

[whorebot325]

just imagine...if there were no black people in the U.S....name ONE REASON that would be bad...like..what would we miss?? I challange you to think of just ONE reason it would be bad!?

[CripplerCrossface314]

@whorebot325 Racist scum.

[WolfSeife]

@whorebot325

same for white or asian or viet

people are not different from each other, the difference is in the society where they live.

This society ''X'' will largely determine who you are, an American is an American that he is white or black.

Removes white Americans from other black Americans and nothing will happens, because they are american, The america isn't gonna change because there is more white people.

If they americains it will stay the same.

[WolfSeife]

@whorebot325

Even if I'm white I'll chanllenge you too,

think of just one reason that it would be bad a world without white people.

My answer: Humans are humans nothing ain't gonna change, the life would still running without us.

The melanin, which does not become white over time like blacks is only a mutation for them as a sun protection just like a permanent sunscreen.

[Quan7kyle]

@whorebot325 you know we've influenced every facid of white America from our music to our style of dress, not to mention your basic imitation to our sense of cool! Walk, talk dress, mannerisms we enrich your very existence all the while contributing to the gross national products through our achievements through corporate America so instead of desecrating things you dont understand you should say "thank you man" but it's clear that ur incapable of doing that....

[youngbmoni]

@whorebot325 Lol you sounds so stupid right now, every race contributes in its own way. the ashanti were performing surgery when the english were still tattooing themselves with blue dragons, dont act superior

[videgny1]

@whorebot325 your country would of never been built...unless you used natives instead, for slaves... You wouldnt have rock-n-roll, so no elvis, no rap no real artistic development. No black president...you asked for one, i just gave you a few. Dont be racist, what if white people never existed in the u.s?...what if there was only natives?...imagine...no slavery?...no useless wars...just imagine...

[HookshotHero]

Would he do that backflip if it were twins?

[KristalynJ]

lol! WTF....that's funny as hell.....woo1

[hotpopcorncake]

to comment below , he a stupid white nigger.

[sickandtiredofmorons]

stupid niggers

[zodiak650]

LMAO!!!! This clip SO rules! HAHAH This guy is hella cool. BeatBoksKing you're a racist hater lol. Go out into the world and get some pussy for once in your lifetime.

[hardcoredance123]

IM 5000000000000000000 PERCENT SURE HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

[shellqween]

I hate people who use the word "nigga"

[MrRobyopunkass]

@shellqween

NIGGA!!!!!!

LOL

[Sadahiko312]

@MrRobyopunkass HA. HA. HA. YOU'RE SO F*CKING FUNNY NOW GTFO.

[MotoXracer450]

haha "i had sex with two men..." yeah right

[MonaSallie]

Now for the HIV results!

[videgny1]

@MonaSallie YOU FUCKING CUNT...CAUSE EVERY BLACK PERSON HAS HIV RIGHT? RACIST CUNT

[cclemontaker]

@videgny1 It sounds more like your the racist one.

[videgny1]

@cclemontaker "you're" please elaborate...how is it that I sound like the "racist one" Am not the one implying that black people are all hiv positive...so please explain.

[cclemontaker]

@videgny1 When did they ever say anything about black people being the only one's with HIV? You brought it up. Look, I don't want to get into an argument. Calm down.

[videgny1]

@cclemontaker If you look closely, it was a responce to what "MonaSallie" said...its te second most liked comment...its disturbing

[cclemontaker]

@videgny1 Yeah, I understand that, but what I'm asking is when did MonaSallie talk about racism? It was just sort of a more dark humor joke to me. But I will agree that it doesn't make sense it's rated one of the top comments, I'll give you that.

[videgny1]

@cclemontaker dark humor? Given that a majority of hiv positive patience are black due to pharmaceutical experiments, this comment literally implies that hiv is related to being black. That statement, is pure crude racism. I fail to see where is the amusement in this.

[shakaama]

@videgny1 your figures are way off. there aren't enough black people to go around to even come close to being a majority in anything.

you probably fell for a statistical spin doctor. Let's see, 1,00 Blacks with HIV can be spun to 10% of the Black population has HIV, whereas as only 3% of the white population has HIV. See what i did there? It's called spin.

[systemaddictshock]

@MonaSallie LOL put in that "wahh wahh wuh whaaa" from The price is right.

[twinturbo955]

@MonaSallie lol

[jendeh1000]

This Niggah my new hero

[kingmalek]

I think the name of the song is called "No child support"

[bshainhunter]

What I hate about this show more than anything is how they always agree with the women first and boo the men who have doubts. I don't see anything wrong with a man who have doubts if he has used a condom or have strong evidence that she has slept around with numerous men. Now I do have a problem with the men that go out there completely denying the're the father and knowing they have had unprotected sex with the woman.

[sobmofo]

lmao giggitty!

[Jafra45]

This has made my night, too funny!!!!! But as a African American mother I am glad I raised my two daughters to be chaste young women. 21 and 23 No Kids!

[nickthesnowman]

@Jafra45 Giiiirrrrrrl yo dawtas be fuckin, dey jus be usin dem condawms yano wha i sayin mmmmhmmmmm

[Jafra45]

@nickthesnowman  Sorry Nick, But we are Jehovah Witnesses and they have chosen to wait until they are married.

[123456789penor]

@Jafra45 That doesn't mean they haven't taken a multitude of penis in each of their orifices.

[MrIFUCKWAHABIS]

@Jafra45 Very good to hear! Actually i thank you for doing a good favour for the kids. You must be proud, i hope one day i will raise kids good. :) Have a nice day hereafter. ;)

[alfulani5]

@Jafra45 SHAME ON THE CHRISTIANS!!

they do this when their bible says:

Leviticus 20:10 "If a man commits adultery with another man's wife--with the wife of his neighbor--both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death."

[ChocolateRabbitEars]

@alfulani5 Thats kind of hard to do considering we have to turn the other cheek and we go to hell if we do kill.

[dlbaze]

@Jafra45 I Salute You

[Jafra45]

This has made my night, too funny!!!!! But as a African American mother I am glad I raised my two daughters to be chaste young women. 21 and 23 No Kids!

[bayr0yalty]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[BoussaFeBazr]

So dat broke ass nigga is the father of another unknown chimp. Does it really matter to him, his hood or America??

[dadecountyhustler305]

lol this is why you cant hate black people, because their soooooooooooooo funny. 

[BeatBoksKing]

@sickandtiredofmorons your comments don't make any sense... Let me guess, you live in the U.S in some butt fuck town in the south and drive around with the confederate flag covering your back window of your pick up truck. See what I did there? I profiled you, now shut your fucking mouth you culturally stagnant bitch.

[sickandtiredofmorons]

@BeatBoksKing The only thing you are right about is what country I live in. Yes, I am from the United States of America...and fucking proud of it. You are wrong about everything else. Please kill yourself.

[Ameer18]

@BeatBoksKing let me guess you are some pasty faced yokel euroville soon to be named eurabia yes? Now fuck off and stop talking like you know americans.

[BeatBoksKing]

@Ameer18 Hey asshole, I wasn't talking to you. And I never said anything about americans you iliterate bastard. I profiled this guy because he was like fuckin nigger, typical nigger behaviour. I'm trying to help promote the idea of diversity. I never once said anything about the U.S as a whole so you can shut your bastard mouth.

[reesee02]

@BeatBoksKing your a racist

[BeatBoksKing]

@reesee02 I am absolutely not a racist, I was quoting someone else who said all that shit, because I left him a comment before and some random asshole decided to comment to me. Don't get it twisted.

[Tabletop1000]

hahaha look at the split second where he waits with "you are...." and that girl looks so smug. and then BOOM outkast dance time.

[4153james]

this video is the definition of the word nigger

[BeatBoksKing]

@4153james shut the fuck up you prejudice cocksmoker

[porkysugrim]

She should have said 9000...

[bigwavedanny]

I would feel the same way!

[Antoonio21]

@sickandtiredofmorons you know wats funny?

that I came here to comment about how maury show is for retarded ppl...and then you come to watch maury....and you comment that Im retarded lmaooo so i was right whoever comes to watch maury are retarded you are a perfect example and if not what were your intentions on coming here to maury then ?? i know that your intentions were not to reply my comment because i would you know i commented here before coming to this Link??

YOU BIG STUPID RETARD!!! HAHA

[Antoonio21]

maury show is for retarded ppl for real...

[sexyscholar11]

And thenn i hit my dougiee , lmfaoo

[AdventureHero]

LOL!!

[pojo205]

happiest day of his life

[775gary]

lol black people ^_^

[AmazingDarius22]

Dat baby went to the NBA lol

[sniktun]

the "no child support payments" dance

[xubarze]

@sniktun LOL

[xubarze]

46 ppl were hoping that guy was the father, so they wouldn't have to make a paternity test and deal with that wwhore. Can you blame them?

[Squall178]

@xubarze haha good one

[BraveCoward01]

the results are that women is a ho :P

[WcarnageS]

lmfao.when that song comes on.funny as fuck.

[MrPj75]

if you play the video from 0:08 to 0:12 you'll notice the audience sing "Andrew you're not the father" while he's dancing and through out the rest of the vid