The Twinkie & The Messiah (A Tag Parody)

[shescruelbutfair]

i never knew the origin of twinkie jesus until now!

cat

[U2bianSynic]

lol

a vision quest

and some good weed

[Elaina43]

Holy Twinkie, Syd, don't stare down a bear!!! Glad ya made it home safe.

[U2bianSynic]

Hehe...without calories!!! THAT would be heaven.

[suuzzee5]

Your videos truly are amazing! This one appeals to me on many levels and perhaps the most appealing aspect is the thought of banana Twinkies in heaven. LOL! Fantastic job!

[ShellDockly]

Very funny... I loved it.

[U2bianSynic]

hee hee

Thanks!

[1imageofme]

i am the shit....;) time for a bible re write i think

[jeff1062003]

I think that Christ is a bitch. I also think that Christ is the bastard of life., and we humans have no choice but to kiss his ass, and pretend that we love him. Good Film, the magic twinkie. I bet you now will live forever.

[U2bianSynic]

All I know is I've been eatin' Twinkies since this happened and now I can't stop watching Fox news. I think it might've been the Anti-Twinkie.

Thanks for watching.

[Grace3d]

Don't you have to be on peyote or something for that? (very funny)

[U2bianSynic]

Heh..if only...

Thanks for watching!

[dimpledrainbow]

Syd...I just have to tell you I watch this video and "Just Laughing" several times a week and each time I nearly laugh so hard I pee my pants. Thank you for giving us the opportunity for laughter! Jodi aka dimpledrainbow

[U2bianSynic]

Thanks for the generous words, Jodi!! I'm so glad you're lovin' 'em.

[imtubester]

THIS OWNED!!! BRILLIANT, woman! I missed this while I was in Cape Cod! While I was taking in the ocean, You were running from bears and jesus! Great ending!

[U2bianSynic]

Ha!! THanks. Hope you had a great time! Oh, that scar vid's coming- lost my internet connection for a couple of days.

[imtubester]

Pay those bills, girl! LOL! JK!

[U2bianSynic]

lol  lightening strike

[imtubester]

Ouch! You ok?

[U2bianSynic]

It hit something nearby and caused a surge. All's good on this end. Thanks. Your tag vid is, at this moment, uploading. :-)

[illegalsmile64]

Funny!1 You are definetly an original. xDxDxD

[curt344]

Your vision is cute! My visions are always just Lisa Hartman coming back from the 1980s to sing Corey Hart cover tunes for me. Occasionally Mary or Rhoda will pop in to throw hats at me, but that's another problem entirely.

I'm glad you and the Twinkie escaped the bear.

[U2bianSynic]

Why am I not surprised at your vision? Yeah, Jesus dolls are cute, until they abandon you and leave you with nothing but Twinkie lard on your lip. Then you're on your own in the dark woods, vulnerable to attack by your own manifestations.

I'm not bitter or nothin'...

[SohoSquare]

"Wow! I just got a Twinkie from Jesus" - I want that on a t-shirt. Classic! We don't get Twinkies over here - so I've only read about them in American novels and comics. Now that I've seen one, I feel all ... well, spiritual. Thanks!

[U2bianSynic]

It is quite a sight to behold and quite a bit of garbage to swallow. lol

Thanks for watching!

[anakin1814]

And God said "Yea who casts the first twinkie...." run like hell!!! :P

[U2bianSynic]

GOOD one!

[astronomyfan78]

You could be an actress! You have really great acting skills!

[U2bianSynic]

Acting skills come in handy as a teacher. We have to compete with video games and MTV, so being an animated dork and would-be comedian helps.

[U2bianSynic]

...oh, and THANKS!

[tndragonfly]

moral: supernaturally manifested Twinkies attract REAL bears!

[gabrielized]

Brilliant execution, masterful video, funny as hell.

Did I say that??? O NOOOOOOOO! [thump]

[Tobie2]

I used to go the the "Twinkies From Jesus" church...

[U2bianSynic]

That would be the House of Hostess.

[Tobie2]

Yep, I used to go there with my Aunt Jemima!

[stormyjayne]

I want a Jesus Twinkie! Lol Excellent job! Kathie

[linuxluver]

Saved to favourites and 5-starred. Really well done. :-)

[U2bianSynic]

Well, thank you very much!

[misanthropy101]

I can't believe that Jesus would give you a twinkie. What about your body being a temple? We all know that twinkies kill. {gasp} You don't think... Jesus!

[U2bianSynic]

I guess you could say that when one bites into a Twinkie, they are making the ultimate sacrifice...their own health, OR it may be the the Twinkie-Jesus-God is testing us...therefore, we must make that "leap of faith"

[daligoddess2006]

Whoa...maybe that's what I need...a Magic Jesus Twinkie! (After seeing this and the prequel, now I think I KNOW what your neighbors were thinking) LMAO! 5*s! Great vlog. This should be featured!

[U2bianSynic]

Thanks big time!

[Moonchimes]

You are a genius, Syd. I will never look at a twinkie the same way again. And you can bet if I ever see a bear--I will be running. LOL. Hugs,~Moonchime♥

[U2bianSynic]

Hugs right back to ya. And yes, stay away from the bears, but also the Twinkies. lol

[susanmarie70]

Wow, what a strange looking doll hehe... It was fun to see the serious bit from the section from your last video LOL, i still laughed though ;-)

[U2bianSynic]

Strange doll indeed. I had to take the batteries out cuz I was sick of hearing taht motion-activated version of "Jeremiah was a BullFrog"

[LeSaMilano]

I remember that impenetrable grease slick that the twinkie 'filling' caused on the roof of my mouth. I wonder if there was any significant meaning in that?

great video. GREAT! (loved the prequel too)

Lesley :)

[U2bianSynic]

Ew...yeah. Twinkie Residue.

Meaning: Nothing that sticks to the roof of your mouth for three days can be good for ya.

[Minniver]

I' with wiseman four stars for "I am the shit" and one star for the twinkies!!! That's five!

[U2bianSynic]

WHO KNEW the Twinkie Factor could have such an effect!

Thanks!

[2of6Solutions]

LoL a crossmackian bear manifestation and a magic jesus twinkie I feel renewed...nice post!

[U2bianSynic]

"Crossmackian"- OH my goddess!! That just made my day!

Is that yours or am I late to the game on that one? I have to tell ya, that when I was acting that part out with the "manifestation" thing, I TOTALLY thought of Ian!!!! In fact, that word always reminds me of him now! Thanks, you.

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahaha! A jesus Twinkie! Hahahaha! I have not eaten a Twinkie in years.

Katalyzt

[U2bianSynic]

I have to admit...I don't really like Twinkies. I ate it for my art.

[ItalianStallionette]

1. you're gorgeous. 2. I want a twinky. 3. I'm going to recommend this to YouTube Co. This need to be featured. 4. I would run from a bear too. 5. you're gorgeous.

[U2bianSynic]

1. No, YOU are!

2. here

3. thanks for the thought

4. good thinking

5. right back at ya, goddess

[CoZzMiX]

LMFAO :0)

[debstef]

What a great doll! I wish I had the pacience to set up this type of genius!

[U2bianSynic]

Superego: I love this shit

Ego: Get back to work, you're off your mark.

Id: Will you too PUH-LEASE keep the racket down!

[torigirl35]

well, wisdom cometh from twinkie lard. this is good. so, what would a ding dong or a ho-ho do for ya? it's amazing how names of desserts are so phallic in nature. nevertheless, your video is great. thanks for sharing it.

*tori*

[U2bianSynic]

LOL- no need to think "phallic" HERE, but yeah- those names...weird.

[torigirl35]

dang, my statement/question came out wrong....eeps. hope that didn't sound as bad as it did when i read it. i am so sorry! *blush*

[zooropa1967]

I will never look at twinkies the same again. Ya know, I would pay a lot of money to be your next door neighbor just for the entertainment lol :) -patty

[U2bianSynic]

I'll bet you would. But why pay money when you can see it all here for free!! lol

[andymooseman]

My mother always told me never to accept gifts from strange men, especially if you're in the woods at the time!!

I can see now why you were laughing so much :)

[U2bianSynic]

...my mother warned me about strange women, but little did she know she was talkin' to one.

[2of6Solutions]

I manifested my first "Crossmackian Moments" video back in March...until I am able to find balance between the being and doing within the inter spacial fifth demention of the self, I am reluctant to reveal my truth to the masses because I am in a ego shrinkage period right now. :D

[anakin1814]

I manifested a Crossmack moment the other day and realized I was dehydrated!

:P

[wisemanthree]

LOL i am the shit! five stars just for that! x

[U2bianSynic]

Yeah, baby!! Thanks much.