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  • Gabe isn't fat. It's just that he uses his body as a container for all of his awesomeness.

  • I lmfao when gabe said "valves games are always late"

  • Turn Closed Captions ON, enjoy with gabe's medications.

  • @TeamModernWarfail Id software, bro. Legendary devs of Doom and Quake and (most recently) Rage! Named after Freud's theoretical section of the psyche that primarily seeks out only pleasure. Check out their All Your History. It's great!

  • I love how this showcases what I've said all along... Gabe takes a long time to make a game because he makes it right. He doesn't make a half assed attempt at stuff

  • 5:20 Half life .2.

  • Did he just say id (one syllable) software?

  • @TeamModernWarfail That's how the name is pronounced.....

  • @TeamModernWarfail That's how it's be pronounced since the creation of the company. It was never pronounced like I D always Id

  • Gabe Newell will release half life, the day everyone stops asking.

  • All thats in my fridge is an old lemon. Or maby its a kiwi? No way to tell.

  • Holy shit, gaben wasn't fat back then

  • @TheManGuyDude Even if he is fat GabeN gets more pussy than you could ever get in your life time. Oh wait you don't get any virgin lol.

  • @tehatemachine Gaben has a wife, unless you're saying he's a cheating bastard, he only gets 1. Yea, I don't get any virgins. Couldn't find a girl who is a virgin to fuck.

  • 4:31 you don't say...

  • damn that shambler!

  • HOLY CRAP! Gabe looks so different back then.

  • man, they were destined for greatness, coming from Microsoft and getting advice from (genius) John Carmack. Man, i wouldve like to have been there from the beginning... but i was only two :\

  • @odstfan100 you're exactly right.

  • G A B E N@Gabensoftware.gaben

  • I think in Portal 2, the reason GLaDOS and Wheatley call you fat sometimes is because of all the fat jokes some of the "fans" give Gabe. That's just Gabe's way of saying "Fuck You"

  • @odstfan100 mnehh i don't think so..

  • @odstfan100 You can't blame the guy.

  • @TheColynSlayer thats right you can't

  • Gaben <3

  • GABEN!

  • Wait wait wait, id software helped start valve. Those are my favorite game companies, and I never new they had this big of a connections. :)

  • y u no release hl episode 3

  • 2:53 for the "Original" :p

  • Newell said the PS3 was crap when it first came out.

  • @LeonShadeSlayer13 Because it was.....

  • @BladeStrikes Gabe hated ps3 at the start,cuz its hard to make games on cell, then he loved ps3 in portal 2

  • @SatyriconMetalero I don't think he "loved it"

  • @SatyriconMetalero He "loves" it? Are you retarded?

  • @BladeStrikes Haters gonna hate kid..

  • @SatyriconMetalero Damm you realy are fucking retarded.

  • @BladeStrikes Haters gonna hate

  • @SatyriconMetalero Get lost you fucking retard.

  • @BladeStrikes Haters gonna hate

  • valve proved that modders had more talent

  • @yoodledoodle14 Dunno but they sponsor SOPA so .!. nintendo! Valve is neutral so is Activision (pheeew) but EA sponsor sopa so ,!, them

  • I know this may sound stupid , but em.. whats the real time game , that it puts actually the Day Time or what? , thanks already for the answer...

  • Nintendo, Mojang, and Valve FTW!

  • @yoodledoodle14 Mojang have barely made 1 game. They can't even be compared to Valve or Nintendo yet.

  • @SKATEOUTTACOMPTON But they're working on new games right now, and they look good. Besides, who has their first game get over a million purchases in a couple of years?

  • @yoodledoodle14 Valve.

  • @yoodledoodle14 FUCK nintendo! They support SOPA so they can go fuck themselves

  • @yoodledoodle14 FUCK nintendo! they support SOPA!

  • @TheZergra WHAT? Since when?

  • Hail Valve

  • 4:47 = Blizzard.

  • i always thought it was pronounced "VALV-E"

  • I really hope he makes half-life 3!!!

  • Gabe Newell used to be cool, now hes just a fat ass

  • He is watching

  • valve and bungie are the only companys that i actually do support because they know and support their community not like other selfish companies (activitions ) that you want to take your money

  • @TheRenatro I don't respect Bungie anymore.

  • gabe is so fat :(

  • valve FTW

  • Freeman's Mind

  • For every fat joke about Gabe

    Episode 3 will be delayed for a day

  • @legodiner well im prepared to wait for the full 2000000000000 years :)

  • @legodiner *week

  • @legodiner Were fucked how can you not make fun of that fat ass

  • @rsicojack 'cause Gabe Newell is fucking awesome?

  • @legodiner dont worry our grandchildren will be playing HL3/ep3

  • @legodiner its not gonna come out?

  • @legodiner Well fuck, so we ain't seeing it until the year 2378566? Damn

  • @legodiner that way it'll never come out O_o

  • GABE

    

  • everytime i see a boomer in l4d i say hey gabe newell

  • TF2 FTW

  • I love valve in the most homosexual way possible. lol

  • valve is my hero

  • GabeN for president!!

  • I love valve. Not in the gay way

  • Hollow box was the only decent alternative name.

  • \ / /-\ |_ \ / E

  • i swear gabe newell is peter griffins doppelganger

  • VALVe - Delaying since 1997.

  • @kamilfreeman Like TF2

  • @kamilfreeman Since I was born... FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • i would love to work for valve someday......someday

  • valve was created to make quality games, not money. thats why i love them

  • Gaben.

  • Gabe isn't fat! He just has extra brains under his shirt!

  • @Masterlink981 the only way half life 3's timeline can make sense

  • @pecklepants02 Yep.

  • @Masterlink981 LMAO FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ!

  • @leetworldfan101 Yes, and if your skinny you have only 1 brain. If your slim like me you have 3 brains... if your fat.... you have a gajillion brains under your shirt.

  • @Masterlink981 A Fat Joke A day Keeps Episode 3 away

  • @TheGenesisfreak A Dorito a day, keeps Freeman away... 

  • Isn't it wired Call of Duty, is target to Internet Hate, more so than Other Games, I'm here to change that, Half Life's okay, but Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 Both SUCK. Haha, Valve fans are going to hate me, but that's okay, I guess...

  • @LethalStandard No it's not weird that COD is target to internet hate yet Valve games aren't. For one, Valve creates the most innovative games in the entire industry, while the latest COD games are just the MW1 except without the good single player campaign.

    I could care less about your opinion on what makes a game good, but at least educate yourself as to why people like or dislike it.

  • I love this series of videos... great work to the creator.. very insightful!!!

  • half life made it look like all games for 10yrs after were a pile of shite

  • JOHN CARMACK is teh man.

  • Wow i never knew a History lesson could be so entertaining

  • is sierra online like black mesa or something

  • Gabe Newell's correlation:

    The more a game is delayed -> the higher quality it is

    meaning, HL3 better be worth the weight!

  • @SternMann93 WAIT* WAIT*

  • @yoitbeangel its called a joke...

  • @yoitbeangel Its a reference to gabes weight you genius.

  • @SternMann93 wait

  • @BossLikesShenanigans No, weight. Newell haz it.

  • @SternMann93 Wait, Half Life 3? Where the hell is my fav piece of vapourware, HL2: Episode Three? lol

  • @SternMann93 I see what you did there >.>

  • @SternMann93 but if you leave a game too long before releasing it it will become backdated

  • @SternMann93 You mean, "wait".

  • @de132 nope

  • @SternMann93 Wait you mean.

  • @SternMann93 "Weight"

    ICWUTUDIDTHAR (I THINK)

  • @SternMann93 Then HL3 is going to be so damn good you won't need to buy any other game

  • @SternMann93 lol only 4 years waiting lol. chill out... look at half life 1 to 2

  • @SternMann93 i see what you did there...

  • @SternMann93 At this rate, HL3 better clean my laundry and make me a sandwich!

  • The people at valve are fucking lazy fags.

    Make HL3 already.

  • @dat75034 where did it go? anyways you looking for exclusives?

  • Gaben!

  • If Valve, Dice and Mojang made a game I would jizz so hard my computer keys would be stuck beyond unsticking.

  • Wolfenstein!

  • lol its funny how all the legendary videogame companies relate somehow to ID.

  • Too bad they ruined the Team Fortress series. Prior to TF2 probably the best series of games ever created, now with TF2 stealing the limelight of the earlier TF games and making the genre into something it wasn't and never should have become it's shite.

  • @Kkardemumma umm. TF2 is the worlds most played and sold FPS of all time.

  • @myshcoolaccount It might have something to do with being free of charge (the game that is, not the products that you'll need). It's still shite and doesn't deserve the name TF2 as it's fuck all to do with the TF genre (other than the class system, of course).

  • @Kkardemumma what the fuck team fortress 2 is awesome

  • @ranchuboy7 How so?

    Spammy, slow, filled to the brim with weapons that weren't properly thought through, and not to mention the hats.

    It's a mess, but a money-making mess for Valve.

  • @Kkardemumma hahahahha but its fun to play with friends

  • @ranchuboy7 Not really, it's boring as hell.

  • 41 people are halo fans

  • Half-life 2: episode 2, portal 2, team fortress 2, left 4 dead 2 damnit Valve! You must try to count to 3!

  • Why are stupid kids wasting their lives playing freaking Call of Duty, when they could be playing GREAT games like these?!!

  • Me do promo for me videos go look or not thank you.

  • OK... There was a tobuscus ad on youtube... First time that I didn't skip the ad, despite it being 4 minutes long. XD

  • Everyone still plays CS1.6,CS:S,CS,S BETA,L4D,L4D2,HL,HL:2,DoD:S,TF­, and TF2

    Now Portal and 2

  • is that gman at 2:45?

  • @J2000J2000J yes

  • @alexis327100 ok thanks

  • This is my favorite game company :D

  • i fucking love valve.

  • 4:32 THAT is a MASSIVE understatement!

  • me:hey gabe newell i got a question gabe;yes me:when hl2 episode 3 coming out? :gabe:.............this confrence is over me:but gabe!?! gabe:i gave u ur fucking portal 2 didnt i so get off my back!!!!!!

  • All hail Valve and Gabe Newell

  • I love valve because they care about the PC. Most games these days have moved to console and PC gamers were left in the rain. But awesome companies like Valve or Dice care about the PC community and normally get better features than the console version. I hope when Battlefield 3 comes out PC gaming will get popular again. But at the same time we'll have more 10 year old retards who play nothing but Call of Duty. :(

  • @KillerStarMan Once upon a time Call of Duty was a PC exclusive.

  • @KillerStarMan I'd love to have a gaming PC. I can play awesome games like Battlefield, Left 4 Dead, CS:S, and other games that are better on PC then Console (Or are on PC only)

  • @HaggKid Then do it. You can play most modern games these days for a computer under $500. You just need some knowledge of computers and build one. Or you can always buy one (wouldn't recommend it though).

  • @KillerStarMan Just like the Old guys from when PC was a dream.. thought about what THEY did when they were young....

  • @KillerStarMan ya I (even a couple years ago would never go with the crowd) stuck to games like half-life mass effect, fallout, that sort of thing but your right pc gamers are getting left behind and I sucks cause all I ever see on machinima now a days are call of duty crap that I don't even play. I hope some company like valve goes back to pc origins.

  • @KillerStarMan Man call of duty's fans are waaay more mature than bf3 fans !

    If u don't belive me than go to any mw3 and bf3 trailer and u will see in the comments that the bf3 fans are way more childish than any mw3 fan.

  • @legodiner Oh shut the fuck up. Go play crappy FPSs for children...

  • @legodiner No I'm just talking about the MLG idiots who play almost nothing but COD. Not COD fans in general. I know that MW3 isn't filled with little kids (although that's a good percent of them), and I know BF3 has kids in it as well. It's just the fan-boys that I hate, not the community in general.

  • @KillerStarMan People who cant afford high end rigs - such as myself- can not play high end games. So whe have to settle on consoles till we win the lottery. Consoles have good exclusives. HALO,GEARS OF WAR, AND RATCHET AND CLANK (seriously UNDER rated). COD isn't all 10 year olds. And the PC has it so don't start that shit with me TROLL.

  • @ExtremeGamer9951 You don't need a $2000 PC just to play the latest games unless you're an idiot and buy an alienware. Even a custom built computer on $500 budget can still play all the latest games pretty smoothly. Yeah I know each consoles has it's own set of awesome exclusives as well such as Uncharted for Sony, Halo for Microsoft, and Mario for Nintendo. And Halo isn't underrated, I don't know where you got that from.

    To be continued.

  • @ExtremeGamer9951 Countined: I never said that the COD community was filled with 10 year olds either, I said just those who play NOTHING but COD and try to be this needless MLG crap. I know that PC has kids in it as well, but most are pretty mature considering that most built there computer and have knowledge about hardware. I think consoles are great for those who just want a simple gaming experience, but if you want more than the average console (which is what I want) then invest in a PC.

  • @KillerStarMan Bet your 11. LOLOLOL.

  • @LethalStandard He replied maturely and backed it up with relevant information, saying "Bet your 11. LOLOLOL" doesn't make you seem like the mature one, it makes you look like a butthurt child.

  • @KillerStarMan I know, people don't seem to realize that the pc was where the fps genre was born.

  • @KillerStarMan it will be on pc :) the beta was released for it on the pc so the full product should be on pc

  • @KillerStarMan I wish I could, I just dont have the money.

  • @KillerStarMan i would love to play BF3 on my PC but i don't have the money for a new CPU D:

  • Gabe had a life BEFORE valve 0_o

  • Since Valve make awesome fantasy games..... What about them making a new game, like their own HQ Valve..... It would be cool............

  • @Azhari1998 valve doesn't make fantasy games they make sci-fi games.fantasy and sci-fi are two very different genres:fantasy has elves and scantly clad women and magic. sci-fi has machine guns and lazor weapons and explosions and a guy named GRODON FREEMAN who wields a crowbar and a shotgun (:

  • @alexis327100 They're working on DotA 2 right now...

  • @eltomato159 oh yeah that's a fantasy game right

  • the original for the soldier in tf2 2:54

  • a valve game is never late: it arrives precisely when it needs to!

  • The only reason the gaming market is big now is because of shit kids. They don't even know Half Life existed until the OB

  • @haters123 I know right, my peers think I'm wierd because I play Portal on PC instead of COD on 360.

  • God forbid if infinity ward or treyarch delay the release of COD... All the console gamers will fucking flip. Probably cuz they can't play anything else, PC is the TRUE gaming machine.

  • we need a new counter strike, counter strike: rebirth

  • @TheHat3z

    More like CS:GO :D

  • @TheHat3z they announced a new one CS GO

  • I love how even gabe admits that they are always late releasing games