Hank Plays QWOP

[MissWeetzieBat]

So I just tried to touch my elbow to the ground while still on my feet. It didn't work. I picked up some magazines and sat back down so my roommate wouldn't think I was a freak.

[Vamperator]

I did win that game ^^

[kankan9136]

He sounds like tobuscus! LOL!!!

[indyana02]

My foot falls of all the time....Do you have a problem with that?

[TheGoodGoneGirl18]

This video brings me so much joy. I was watching it with headphones in and I hadn't realized that apparently my mum and sister were watching me laugh for a couple minutes. :D Also, the QWOP guy kinda reminds me of Michael Aranda. O.o

[cookooforcookoopuffs]

I think I love u more than Toby who I've actually met in real life so uuuummmmm MA skype is yoyoking117 so add me if ya want also plz be the mother of MA babies

[Tcr810XP]

seems like the game of Monty Pythons ministry of funny walks

[TheGwennifer211]

every time I watch this video, I go play QWOP for a while..... yup.

[markchang2]

I just lost the game :)

[TheJanajanajanjan]

My sister went all 100 metres, but it was all on her knees so it was kinda cheating.

[twister7752]

@TheJanajanajanjan she must have a lot of practice on her knees.

[igotscamed1]

@twister7752 loooooooooooooooooooooooool

[MrDanieldebrito]

Zegracagames . This game is easy venha ver no canal do zegracagame

[superrichboy]

ps .. 9GAG.

[superrichboy]

its funny coz hes black.

[FunSunGrl]

I got over 20 meters FTW

[TheCaphits]

Girp is actually a fun game made by the same developer. It is a difficult climbing game.

[GoddesAthena21]

OMG i had to stop waching too funny

[MajaF93]

When i played it once he got stuck in a very.. Uhm.. 'funny' position.. Said shortly.. I accidently humped my way to the 100 m mark.

[animealltheway10]

I've made it to 50 meters in a full split but there's a hurdle there so I was like, "Fuck that," but I tried anyway and it didn't work. I guess my legs just wouldn't QWOPerate.

[nerdsrsocoollike]

God, you sound more like Toby in this video than all of your other videos.

[71Jackwich]

@nerdsrsocoollike He sounds like captainsparklez

[guitargurl37]

"u cant ever win, like life, tetris, and the game" and robot unicorn attack ^-^

[luukknipper0]

The trick is to hold W and O and then P and Q. keep repeating this. Its the running formula:)

[lucklessluke]

you can win the game in the UK by making the queen lose the game

[audiotable]

5.56 tebowing

[missbeevee10]

i just got 42.2 :D

[meeshelly42]

Funniest thing ever. Playing QWOP while listening to the song "Put One Foot in Front of the Other" from Santa Claus is Coming to Town.



[emperorandromeda]

My personal best is 68.5 meters. Got it by scraping along on the knees. In real life, that guy's legs would be reduced to bloody stumps.

[Chasingideas]

*sigh* Just lost the game. And I'd been doing so well!

[iSeaSweeneyTodd]

Good god, I cannot breathe for laughter.

[elecxonica]

hank should play minecraft next

[MichaelP727]

seriously hilarious.

[Animedude234]

Hank Green is like Toby Turner if you replaced the insanity with nerdiness!

[Policemanofficer]

Got to 50m once... there's a fricking hurdle in the way. It's... just sadistic.

[Ace4929]

one of my friends got a score of 126.5 meters and was given he award 'world hero' or something

[SuperBandgeek1997]

just did a backflip on QWOP... YES!

[mrdistracted42]

You just made me lose the game!!!! why Hank? WHY?!?!?!!

[parisnpaige]

I've gone 100.1 meters! I ended up dragging one of the hurdles for 50 meters...BUT I MADE IT!

[AstroBoyy100]

You go: W and O (at the same time) and then Q and P (again.)

[justbrowsing555]

Hank sounds so much like Toby Turner / Tobuscus in this video.

[GamerKitty45]

@justbrowsing555 I was about to say that!!!!

[erikandfox]

This was hilarious. Have you played the other game by this guy? It's called GIRP.

[goldensnitch14]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

[fedupwithusernames]

this is like the predecessor to happy wheels.

[WeAreAllToBlameX]

i lost the game :(

[Sehrafina]

That was amazing. Thanks for the laughter! Hahahaha!

[KamillMalta]

I think I've beaten QWOP a bunch of times now... All you have to do is press WO and QP alternatively and he will start walking.

[sakultonra]

I lost the game 

[rubinak29]

omg i am crying and my throat hurts now xDDD

[MeghhanTron]

i just tried playing this and almost did a backflip.. :P

[regularwonderland]

i have rewatched this video probably 30 times and i STILL laugh. omfg. DFTBA!

[thejonusvlog]

I love how when you fall down it states that everyone is a winner......LOL

[RodaSmash]

I think it's about time he played happy wheels.

[reesecleo]

I LOST THE GAME. sorry i had to do it, it's the rules

[MrShoebabes]

98m i made it too!!!!! ill upload a video now!

[MrShoebabes]

update now on 80m!!! 

[MrShoebabes]

Just thought i would let you guys know im on 40.3 meters on qwop!

[AssassinAyame]

O.o Run like a person, nope thats not how a human runs.

[scharm123]

I beat this game is 20 minutes and at fifty meters there is a hertal

[BowTiesAreCool98]

@scharm123 DAMIT!

[ABoredGreaser]

QWOP always reminds me of the Ministry For Silly Walks.

[SkipS5]

@ABoredGreaser MONTY PYTHON :D

[ABoredGreaser]

@SkipS5 Yup :D Glad people are getting the reference.

[gerardwhytelads]

@BviR778 Why would she walk in if you wer watching porn? Hahahaha

[MyuuMuad]

@gerardwhytelads "On your knees! That's good! "YES YES YES!"

[WeShouldntSing]

omg this is sooooo funny

[midasears]

i won qwop in school when i'd finished my project, and no1 else did. I distracted so many people that day :)

[heathernichole125]

This is the best thing I could watch before going to work and rearranging products on a shelf for seven hours.

[VeryCupboardy]

lol, i just sort of shuffle

[dorakagome]

yes i just cursed yes i did...cuz thats what QWOP does to you IT MAKES YOU A BAD PERSON... lol

[WeHaveJackets]

I could not stop laughing this whole video. Oh, how I love you Hank.

[jacobwaffles]

I beat QWOP.

Strategy: Find a perfect center of balance between right knee and left food, and spam QWOP to inch forward. The lip at 50m sucked, and the final leap sucked, but I won :)

[supercat765]

i got to a wall at about -3m :D

[Jordanificationily]

You sound like TOBUSCUS!

[BurstofAvis]

@Jordanificationily Tobuscus sounds like Hank. ;D

[Tempestoffrost]

@Jordanificationily A friend walk in on my watching this and wondered why Tobuscus sounded weird.

[punch3322]

6:08 you reminded me of GLADoS In Portal 2!!!

[EriksWanderingChild]

I'm only 2:30 minutes in and I'm already crying due to my insane laughter. xD

[ItsStillLoading]

play polevault next. please.

[PoolKattt]

As soon as you said the thing about touching your elbow to the ground while on your feet, I tried it, and fell.

[MrWillEddz]

OMFG I saw the title and went "Oh man Hank how could you do this to us?!?!" Then I had a 6 minute 55 second spaz attack of laughter. Thanks Hank, for making my day.

[puppysfurme]

This is my favorite video of anything EVER. every time I watch it, I laugh until I actually can't breathe. Hank green, you are hilarious. also, QWOP is hilarious.

[xoxoBeatlesLovexoxo]

every time i watch someone playing qwop i can't help but laugh hysterically because the man running just looks so ridiculous BAHAHAHA.

[bravesirobin93]

I beat QWOP. The winning run itself took about 20 minutes.

...I'm not proud of what I'll do to win video games.

[loonyrun]

evrytime I feel bad, I just watch this video and I laugh my butt of :DD

[rainbowpaint13]

I loled SO hard!

hahahahaha favorite video EVER =P

[MrsTimMcGee]

6:10

just... yeah



[danif100196]

I LOST THE GAME >.<

[rainbowpaint13]

@danif100196 -_-

[MisterAwesan]

Always hold P. Never even touch O. Start out holding W and then alternate between W and Q. Always hold one of them but never at the same time. That's how you win.

[TheJacobah]

2:15 Close your eyes and listen....

[Spongebobfanaticify]

I won it one time and i got really excited and took a pic of the screen cause ny sisters didnt believe me :)

[drivewayninja]

You have to zombie crawl

[Criscogurl21]

I've never laughed this much at a video. I'm literally crying right now.

[Ofl124]

I all most fell out of my chair laughing!

[LokiFortune]

My record is 48 meters. I don't know how I did it, but I never managed to get that far ever again. O.O

[upjuliaup]

I've won once before...he crawled on his knees the whole way :P

[Azulmine]

"No... NO.... My GOD of POOPY POOP."

[Azulmine]

i'm dying

[archerofyail]

my best is around 25

[LeonSpectacles]

My personal best is 2.2

[SasaxLoveable]

"stay on your knees and bend it"

[DarkNebula2]

PARTICIPANT, Showing real courage you ran 0,1 metres. Everyone is a winner.

[olletobnairod]

You act like Toby turner on TobyGames.. But your not annoying like him

[Ignelux]

I was laughing so hard the entire time, my mum though that I was crying XD

[HeyLookItsAlice]

I got to 100m once. I stayed on my knees the entire time and just kind of crawled the entire way.

[Babyprincess0897]

omg i LOVE :the game:

[Mazie802]

Kinda sounds like toby turner at points

[KardiganBlackCat]

You should like, play GIRP

[mrfreeman1995]

I used to qwop to 100m, before I took an arrow to the knee :(

[perpetualkittens]

"that's what QWOP does to you, it makes you a bad person."

[BviR778]

my mom walked in on me watching this video because she thought i was watching porn

[spidermanandsnape]

I always have to stop half way through this video to comment that I haven't stopped laughing since the beginning. Hank, I love you and you should play QWOP agian

[justformyitouch]

Whenever I take things too seriously, I come back to this video and laugh. Thank you, Hank, for this and for playing Mario Wii with Katherine.

[darbyhasbigcitydream]

Is it bad that I do some of the moves that the QWOP man does daily?

[HomelessDragons]

Play GIRP!

[Boroudjou12]

2:18 sex noises galore from hank

[rawkarpojk]

YEAH! 23,5...you made me play this game again Hank...and I do not intend to forgive you for it. But now I can go back to what I was supposed to do.

[michbellez]

I made it 100 m by inching him along while doing the splits the whole time. It took *forever*

[ItsHarrietYo]

My best is 57m

[oburo888]

yoga??? hahaahah...i like this game!!

[chocoholic718]

play happy wheels

[JumpingGinger]

I got to 30 but that was my best :(

[waterdude125]

I went 100 meters backwards once XD

[secretsister3]

I Just Lost The Game

[CharKorbit]

'Tetris, Life and The Game' should be a song.

[animegrrl808]

I made it to 100 by starting in a lunge and slowly inching my feet forward. It took me half an hour...I think I have too much time on my hands....

Also, I think I dragged the 50 meter hurdle for a good 10 meters.

[MayIJustAsk]

I DID IT!! I DID A BACKFLIP!!

[siljehh]

I am DYING here! :D

[TheQueenSydney]

stop making me lose the game!

[VeganVirginVaccinatd]

LOL! "How do you... keep your... head above your feet?" Never thought that would be n actual question.

[ElleRoxMyFabSox88]

i made it to 23.9 meters, woohoo...

[idontthinkilikethis]

lmao

[Jinnaltastic]

I made it to 100.2 meters yesterday. It was amazing.

[StickBucks4]

He sounds like Toby! Holy crap except Toby doesn't swear ever. Not even Sh*t crap yes but that's no swear word instead of F*CK! He says GOD DANGGITTT UUHH MANNN GOD DANGIT UHHHHHH DANGIT and he will go on like that for like 30 sec

[AroShottProductions]

I won QWOP once. I cried.

[kateribarry]

lol im totally gunna play this now!

[AllwaysTvMtv]

I crawled a Hundred meters, It is Possible!

[bellasbooks]

he sounds exactly like tobuscus at 1:12!

[Iyellatrocks]

That is actually how I run irl.

[LivLaugh]

47 meters is my max x)

[Labus93]

The satisfaction you feel when you actually take several actual leaps is amazing

[radar3699]

LOL YES I GOT TO 100M! At 50m theres a hurdle and at the end there like a jump thing to see how far you can jump... the technique is to get down on your knees and like shuffle lol

[Chugalg]

Furthest I got was 87 meters. I just kind of bounced on one knee.

[thatonerebelchild]

I made it to 55.7 meters. And then died because I tripped over a jump pole thing...that! YES. Haha...

[wickeddramachildren]

Ohmigosh... best Hankgames video ever. I'm in tears laughing. "Oh, mother of... poop!!! Poopy poop!!!" This I too good. XD

[theoneandonlyandyman]

I JUST LOST THE GAME

[TheChadsVlog]

Why is there a random testical on the screen?

[RogerOliveiraa]

where can I play this game?

[gymcats319]

@RogerOliveiraa look up QWOP on google and you'll find it.

[supermegaepicstuff]

oh gosh qwop i think the best i have ever done was like only 12 meters...

[sobcd117]

Hank Why'd you have to mention the game D:

[DXman54]

Chuck Norris just wet his pants.

[zuppup1]

BACKFLIPPIN QUOP!

i died. 

[PardonMyZinger]

I'm in tears... So funny. Best QWOP video in existence.

[AlexNuchiha]

I got 100.2 meters... using just q and w.... on my... 3dr try??? Knee scooting FTW!

[magicmusic1113]

I lost the game @ 5:33

[123ilovecookie]

i was laughing durin the whole thing!!!!!

[TheDeelanB]

play happy wheels!!!!!!! please

[waterlily716]

why is this so funny? ahahahahah :)

[tesgnol]

I'm in tears

[SkullJokeBrook]

Just played QWOP for the first time. My first best score was 2.3. My second best score was 100.2. I was so happy that I didn't have to spend hours getting there.

[riversongftw]

Hank I played QWOP in science class. IT WAS HILARIOUS!!

[LordThanathos]

I'm actually crying. This was so funny.

[teddeify]

start at 2:11 close your eyes and let the magic happen :P

[DLCBJE]

@teddeify Oh my god thats the greatest thing ever. I cried and fell out of my chair

[lurkerscience]

@teddeify Oh my god I am crying.

The internet has ruined me and I don't even mind at all.

[Kaorurules1]

i got to 20.2 meters by just pressing WPQO in that order over and over again. I fell on my fast because I got frustrated by how slow it was going. Then I quit. :)

[secretlyamuggle]

lolol, his legs aren't QWOPerating! xP

[alucidminute]

Oh my god, I'm actually crying with laughter. 

[zynu]

AAaahhh!!! The Game!! Hank Really!?