Monty Python - The Funniest Joke In The World

[Sodin89]

What a killer joke!

[krycklund]

THE FUNNIEST MONTY PYTHON SCETCH EVAR

[methemaster03]

@nacailusitana I'm German and i Hope you Know this is Not the right Translation.

[nacaolusitana]

@methemaster03 yea, I'm perfectly aware of it...

[4everYGOTAS]

I know the joke:

Scotland Yard.

[sheepdog2190]

Hahahahahahahaha!! This is so funny!

[banq0o]

lol .. genius!

[punisherman1000]

@XProductions92 Are you serious?

[nacaolusitana]

Learn German with Monty Python, lesson one:

wir sind des Reiches junge Manschaft! - how does he smell?

eure Schule - awful!

[readthisandsmile1]

I wonder why didn't they Germans just put on ear plogs?

[kakafonix1]

Wenn ist das nunnstruck gitt und Slotenmeier, Ja aber beiher hund das uber dem flipperwalde gerspudt, IT MEANS NOTHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (starving right now)

[XProductions92]

I knew someone (a nephew of a friend of my) who die laughing. I mean it! He was with his sister must have said something very funny, the guy began to laugh and suddenly he dropped dead. Dying isn't funny, but if i have to die, i want to die laughing. xD xD xD xD xD

[adjam1991]

this is how I want to die

[menonem]

How was the joke written then?

[NickNinja369OwnedU]

2 peanuts were walking down the street and one was A-SALTED!!! Get it??

[8478275]

@NickNinja369OwnedU cheesy joke fail -.-

[athox]

Comedy struck.. lol

[TheSaifulNizamShow]

JAMBU

[sdklfjdfkgj]

translation form german to english(being german)

Who was that women you were with last night?

That wasn't a women that was my wife.

[okaenda]

@sdklfjdfkgj really? how did you hear that? wikipedia says: "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput" and this is close to what i understood (being austrian)



[1066validmx]

@sdklfjdfkgj XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD IT WASN'T A WOMAN! IT WAS A WIFE!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXD *dies.*

RIP: 1066validmx: Casualty of the unknown joke.

[DoAction]

@sdklfjdfkgj good trolling.

[homemadepro]

@sdklfjdfkgj DAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AHHH HA HA ACK ACK ACK! *Dies*

[kallemick]

@sdklfjdfkgj thank you i have wondered for long

[Racoon42a]

@sdklfjdfkgj

Actually pretty funny!

[insanityismysanity]

ok wut is the legit joke in english

[thefranksta97]

what is the joke

[StrawberryRizla]

1:15 WORST FAKE LAUGHING EVER :(

[USArmy19DScout]

has anyone else noticed that the episode was recorded after it was aired....jokes on us lol

[StrawberryRizla]

@USArmy19DScout America is the only country which uses the dates (MM/DD/YYYY).. everyone else uses (DD/MM/YYYY)... so the joke is on you ;0

[SSUstufRudel]

6:19 the joke sounded like the one in the Hilter sketch where Hilter made the speech on the balcony... lol

[Morhek]

Batman is the only man who read the joke and lived.

The Joker didn't think it was funny.

[diadora74]

..... peanut... o ho ho ho ho ho ho...

[MrFraserFilms2009]

Someone must translate this joke!

[MrLocomotorVids]

@MrFraserFilms2009  It's nonsencial. It doesn't actually make any sense.

[SPKB81]

254 people died seeing this

[RIKrupa]

IMPOSSIBLE! It is a well known fact that Germans have no sense of humour.

[zorrolizhi]

@RIKrupa well because it is a killer Joke :P

[DerTeke]

@RIKrupa Hahaha, you are absolutly right man... By the way. I´m german :D

[DoAction]

@DerTeke He's not right you tool.

[muttley299]

@RIKrupa the joke was so funny even the germans laughed

[The1stPoster]

@RIKrupa Then it is testament to how funny British humour is.

[lukuis101]

O_O what did he say O_O

[ellikennyslove15]

Trey Parker & Matt Stone told me that I had to see this.

[mathers88]

@ellikennyslove15 omg lol same here xD

[ellikennyslove15]

@mathers88 Cool! xD

[RothrilSectolith]

In 1945.....peace broke out..

[Cdub2k]

Just in case you were wondering

The joke was "Tim Tebow is a great NFL Quarterback"

[TheGaltonian]

I didn't know Chuck Norris could read.

[eamond619]

6:00 is the best part

[96ryank]

im also german but I didnt understand what they were saying

[someEsoldier]

@96ryank As said before, the producers of this educational film did not use the real joke so our german viewers would not die watching this film. That's bad for business.

[Lewspade]

Chuck Norris can't smile, not after all that surgery.

[kimtolentino10]

cool! I guess that's how we will defeat the enemies.

[woodworm1081]

Sorry, I speak German as my mother tongue, however didn't understand a single word. Well, I guess, it would hurt the plot if we understood. It doesn't make any difference if one understands or not - the joke is hidden somewhere else, guys! ...nosey guys!

[pmanpatty]

someone translate this lol

[OuterHeaven122]

@ITSuBomg I guess that means a fair lot of people are dead then. Good way to go though.

[jokubolakis6]

@ITSuBomg I can't, I'm dead

[octivenote]

@jokubolakis6 Soo... hows heaven then?

[jokubolakis6]

@octivenote Pretty nice, met some famous people

[octivenote]

@jokubolakis6 Cool, I heard Jesus is a pretty chill dude. :P

[jokubolakis6]

@octivenote We smoke weed together. He said stories of his life

[octivenote]

@jokubolakis6 Thats Awesome!

P.S Could you put in a good word for me (When I'm buried, I will put weed in my pocket)

[Robbasaur239]

the police officer u no could just u no not have read the joke! lols o well the joke would have made him read it anyway

[MysTikDragon11]

8:15 . .Woody Woodpecker death!

[cooldookie]

Wenn ist da Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund da Oder die flipperwaldt gersput!



[lukuis101]

@cooldookie not right!

[stephanlmao]

does anyone here know german? can someone translate what they were saying at 4:52

[nico7566]

south park brought me here :D

[stonedhead007]

do you like fishstiks?

[flessested]

some Damn You Auto Corrects have similiar effect on me

[villeppi]

2:35 Ledger's Joker

[raniliru]

The joke is "Geneva Convention" :D

[LittleMissRainbow2]

If the joke wasn't gibberish words in German, I would probably be dead. My curiosity would get the better of me.

[DaPony1736]

How did they know about the usa's debt in 2011? >:L

[pebhorses]

253 people died and hit the wrong button.

[boomfunk89]

I speak German but I couldn't get one word..

[NITRO2494]

Does anyone here speak German? 4:30

[agniky]

@NITRO2494 yes I do, but it's nonsense, at least not understandable for me.. they accentuate so strange..

[NITRO2494]

@agniky hahaha, I knew it was probably just a bunch of jiberish

[95holydiver]

@NITRO2494

It's just some german words put together without any sense.

[DGregster]

The paper says, "Justin Bieber." That is the funniest joke in the world.

[hrolvnir]

I spent the entire ten minutes thinking i was going to get to hear it...

[wilsonj1954]

@hrolvnir Your lucky then , you're still alive

[MrSteuma]

They should try that on Al-Qaida and other Islamists...

[LohiHarHar]

The counterjoke of nazis is also funny, because it's so poor and they put their best effort in to make it. Hahaha.

[CCNuck]

"Earnest Scribbler" - oh that is just the best pun.

[figbat1]

dave grohl didnt get this joke.......when he heard it....he whinced a little bit, and then asked michael buble to get the bieber blow up doll out of the cupboard.

[matrixfan127]

5:36 Hitlers dog is voldemort?

[osiolekx]

Only Chuck Norris did not die after reading the joke. He just smiled gently.

[Spystreak]

" A gestapo Officer"

[LunarSkyWolf7]

I say: The best joke is to see a person laugh to his death right before you. XD

[takeawayeverything]

One question. What are they really saying in German?

[TheMutantFlutterby]

what are they saying in German? Sorry, I don't speak it. lol

[steffeeH]

The joke is: Justin Bieber is NOT gay!

[PoketoaTheFirefox]

pinkie pie would love this

[Tarik360]

@PoketoaTheFirefox Irony at it's best.

[ericVH38]

252 people didnt get the joke

[QDC36]

I was afraid that I was going to die laughing when I saw this years ago.

[MechanicalStagfish]

Did they redo this sketch? I swear I've seen a different version.

[zygia]

@MechanicalStagfish I'm not sure but I think there was another version from "And now for something completely different". [...] Yup checked it on wikipedia and that sketch definitely was in the movie, maybe that's the version you were thinking of, cheers.

[montypythonfanatic1]

The clip of Hitler is from the propaganda film "Triumph of the Will"

[DOSU344]

5:35 omg my stomach hurts. Im gona die of laugther.

[nesnahck]

252 slotermeyers have watched this video.

[JTdarkstarr105]

gets stoopid

[KumGloriatk509]

ha I do everything for your satisfaction

[Maroniemann]

in 1945, peace broke out xD

[lDrFuManchul]

im german and that joke had no effff...hahahahahahahaahahaha *falls off dead*

[MrGodalmighty69]

@lDrFuManchul so how's that translate?

[lukuis101]

@lDrFuManchul what is it man?

[dragodroper]

0:45 that is literally ROFL (Rolling On Floor Laughing) or....ROFD (Rolling On Floor Dying)

[nnahous]

this wouldnt work, germans dont have a sense of humor

[Happzboz]

@nnahous well when u think so....

[Hamsterbacke09]

@nnahous Well, it actually works, I'm German and I'm laughing so hard that I think I'm gonna die.

[MrBill035570]

@Hamsterbacke09 what is the joke?!

[BusaFXStudios]

I'm dying to hear this joke

[norisclub1]

I'd kill to hear that joke

[jimmyjohnjohns]

@toughguynumberone What's the actual funniest joke?

[girlishgamer1]

@jimmyjohnjohns There is no joke it's a bunch of gibberish. If there really was a real joke every german speaking person on the planet would die.

[marcusabsent37]

@jimmyjohnjohns Do like fishsticks?

[danAWESOMEcollier]

When is the Nunstück git and Slotermeyer? Yes! Beiherhund or the gersput flipperwaldt

[nesnahck]

@jimmyjohnjohns I couldn't tell you that, or you'd die laughing! (And so would I.)

[girlishgamer1]

@toughguynumberone Thanks.

[paraprog85]

@toughguynumberone

possible. that might be a quite cynical interpretation of the joke. 

[girlishgamer1]

To anybody who speaks German do you have any idea what hitler and the young German actually said?

[megibabe1]

@girlishgamer1 not to sure about the first thing hitler says but this is what i understand (and i live in austria): "Nobody who will live in germany" (no idea who he is talking about) "We are this kingdoms jung society" "your school"

[ArnessaKitten]

THAT'S NOT FUNNY! Then dies..he should have kept saying it wasn't funny poor guy. Monty Python was the coolest show in the 70s in my opinion

[gav1nbeyond]

has any one tryed putting this it to google translater

[DrewskiTheLegend]

OHH I GET IT NO

[DrewskiTheLegend]

I laughed at the nazi bit. THAT'S NOT FUNNY! etc.

[cowface29708796]

i dont get it

[paraprog85]

I guess the joke hints at the old cliché that Germans don't have humour. Glad to be alive here cuz I'm German. :)

[TheThousandthPrinny]

Just watching this unfold might kill people too.

[MultiMelpomene]

I laughed at Hitler's joke. XD

[xXfuzzyyetiXx]

i know what the joke was justin bieber has ball hair

[176tomcabag48]

ey i got moneys

[charlieissoshortlike]

Well that was a waste of my time.. :/

[MrClaytable]

@charlieissoshortlike shut the fuck up

[charlieissoshortlike]

@MrClaytable I wasn't in the first place? I typed that...

[charlieissoshortlike]

@MrClaytable I wasn't speaking, so how could I 'shut the f*** up'?

[MrClaytable]

@charlieissoshortlike you're stupid

[charlieissoshortlike]

@MrClaytable Yep...

[ItzJakeyC]

8:25 OMFG ROFL

[loriendonein2865656]

lol Im a young girl with the most incredible smile

[TheAndrewj96]

6:04

I just LOVE the sound of him hitting the ground. XD

[herman9737]

@TheAndrewj96 lol I love his laughter

[herman9737]

@TheAndrewj96 Hahaha ha ha

[hawaii596]

The answer is WEDNESDAY. If the joke is told on OPPOSITE WEDNESDAY, this would save the teller and tellee from a certain death.

[olivierfromricochet]

There were two peanuts walking down the street. One was assaulted... peanut.

is shewy ok yet?

[Ghost7065]

i bet their bowels released as they died.

[CaptainMorganThe3rd]

PROBLEM. If nobody could survive reading the joke, who told everyone that he had written the funniest joke in the world? They would be dead before doing it.

[wei495]

@CaptainMorganThe3rd

Well they don't die instantly, there's loud laughing, people have died and it's funny, therefore...

[phloemfiend]

@slightlyins4ne: That's what I thought, I think it might have been deliberately done just to confuse people.

[rotateaxis]

what's more funny is the way ernest scibbler dies laughing.

[teamedward890]

THIS IS FREAKING AWESOME!!!! I so want to know what the joke was tho

[Igneous01]

Datz not Funny!

[TheLimo64]

@Igneous01 It is.

[arr5612]

This would be my method of suicide.

[herman9737]

@arr5612 saying it and jumping of a building

[slightlyins4ne]

If the German joke was being developed in the Autumn of '44, why was it broadcast in 1942? :S

[Syonixx]

"When is the Nunstück git and Slotermeyer? Yes! Or the Beiherhund Flipperwaldt gersput"

It translates into NOTHING!

[THEGODFATHERPART666]

WHATS SO FUNNY

[terminado]

The best part: 6:03