Lesson 5: How to speak in American, Learn English, Savio

[karoo6146]

How to speak in American.. thats fun ... you dont have language fucking ... this is english not Amarifuck

[cakestalker]

@karoo6146

i think it's part of the joke, that it erroneously refers it to american instead of english.

[Pokemon978IsBackOn]

75 people don't have a dating partner that sells cocaine.

[defiantwon33]

i'm an ESL (english as a second language) teacher....this shit was spot on. very good.

[DudeKingTV]

Him in the sky blue shirt looks like Ian from Smosh O.o

[Amanda5901]

Lesson 6 plzzni love all ur video..freaking awesome,just made my day^_^

[cmooresmoke89]

i love how after the bad guy said don't you think about running hes smiles, shook his head and walked off

[damlakevser9999]

imao :D may i have all your moneys ? lol '' what a polite thief ! ''

[Amanda5901]

Ahahahahhahahah in real life hw would die no doubt

[haidend]

Lesson One was brilliant. The other ones remind me of Tim and Eric. But I like T&E so Good Job!

[514326ify]

So, this video is usefull for evey body to studying english.

[jacbueno]

muito bomm

hilário ...amazing...parece as aulinhas do.....no coments jackie...

[Kestrelcloud]

1:06 - 1:40 I cracked up. XD

[Un3azY21]

no comment...

[vikasbnl]

wat was tat??? I didn't get it..... some kind of magic s(t)ick

[jimmy2027209]

OM Gosh!! Do you want to shoot or not? JUST SHOOOOOT!!!

[kkondola]

It was the funniest robbery scene. You should start producing comedy show for TV. You'll can be the next Mr Bean.

[rpcoolguy9889]

what kindda gay robbers talk like that...

[Eric024x]

Cocain is one hell of a drug......

[ksa20055]

FUCK THIS SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[HBKDXHHH13]

@ksa20055 It is not nice to curse. Now if you'll excuse me, I must maintain my pet raptor.

[Gilmoregreekfan]

or we will commit violence and murder

[JoseGtassh]

american ppl is really stupid how cant u see it.. is so clear, they are making fun the way u speack -accent- and that is why sometimes the subtitle doesnt match what they say and not only that but ur culture, violence, guns and bullet, cowars (when the two guys run away), and lthe stupid smile u put while talking and that is for real

[SoFlySoAwesome]

@JoseGtassh It is a joke. Some don't understand, but because of that doesn't mean you need to generalize Americans in general. Others find it funny and some don't and that is the way it goes. 

[SoFlySoAwesome]

@JoseGtassh It is a joke. Some don't understand, but because of that doesn't mean you need to generalize Americans in general. Others find it funny and some don't and that is the way it goes. Furthermore...you are forgetting a lot of punctuation in your comment.

[lttben]

@SoFlySoAwesome Wow... so fly... you are criticizing Jose for his lack of punctuation while you can't even form a simple comment on a youtube video without grammatical errors.... that's funny! I hope you're not an American because that would be embarrassing....... (I used extra punctuation to make up for JoseGtassh's lack of it, fyi.,.,... lol)

[VikingSkills7]

@JoseGtassh Well Said, My Friend. You're a Marvel of Modern Science! What University do you Hail from?

[ThuongMaiBiz90]

So , how to use " Exuberance " , guys T.T

[Afanlynness]

i dn't understand this video..

[t6yz]

eh ?

[MartinSeptimII]

That was the dumbest most hilarious shit I've ever seen in my entire life

[hoonaful]

here he is again hahahaha.

[pejalon7]

i dont get it???what so funny????

[detsit2518]

thank you 

[airHaakon]

i acctually learned something hahaha



[totallynotafangirl]

OH NO A STICK! MY MORTAL ENEMY!

[knl786]

where's lesson 6?

[giuliafelix]

I love this series. Are you planning on continuing it?

[TheNour1984]

hhhhhh nice ...

[BasementBunkbeds]

@petkndy Do you have no sense of humor? Also, you're being a hypocrite. "These" (in your sentence) should be capitalized, there should be an apostrophe in "can't", and to be really picky, you should have said "speak english". Oh, and "English" should be capitalized.

[LmaoLaneyLee]

@petkndy that's the point of the joke. Cheap teach-yourself foreign language videos always have horrible actors and they usually incorrectly spell stuff and use improper grammar. And, as a student in a foreign language class, I find this video very funny. So, to everyone who is trying to be a smartass in the comments, please understand that the video is a joke.

[TheDane023]

you know, i don't actually enjoy watching this, but still enjoyed somehow because it's funny and at the same, i've learned how to speak cleeaarlly! oh i didn't watch this first that's why i didn't laugh like the people below who commented. then when i finished watching this, hahahahahahahah!

[TheDane023]

you know, i don't actually enjoy watching this, but still enjoyed somehow because it's funny and at the same, i've learned how to speak cleeaarlly!

[sheenakhanna029]

wheres lsn 6???

[sheenakhanna029]

wheres lsn 6??

[jason7456]

The robber should use the word money without 's' on it. The robber should also use the word 'get to him' instead of 'Get two him at 1:42.

[TheAngieTan]

lols , why is he grinning when a gun is staring at him RIGHT IN HIS FACE ? i feel like smacking him soooo badly

[VikingSkills7]

I Love when Terrorist #2 Turns away and starts to break Character as he says, "And Murder!" lol

[OgeronimonominoregO]

"Quiet your talking voice." OMG! It's so silly and yet

hilarious. You will never ever hear that sentence

in English but it would make perfect sense to

a foreigner either learning or teaching English.

The oddity of this stuff just has me dying of laughter.

Great job!

[tomcolgan5]

this is completey retarded but its hilarious

[magnaman797]

hey it's Elijah Franklyn! I am abigails brother! John, you look like bing! from Tomska's channel! well it is nice to talk to you! you be ha ha halarious!

[Dams143]

r u fuckin blind dnt ya'll see leson 4 dumbasses

[kurtywurty85]

@Dams143 Hahah geeze

[VikingSkills7]

@Dams143 Actually, Lesson 4 is the Most Recent one. May 5th if Memory Serves. I remember When it came out. Cuz The Fans of This Series from the Beginning were all eager for it to finally Come out!

[ichkokurasaki]

this is so stupid

[matrixITALIA]

after watching ur video i can say my english has improved a lot! THKS GUYS! HAHA!

[nusua]

when he says "and murder!" you can tell he was trying really hard to keep a straight face.

[0wisdom]

i think the poeple who do this learning is cry poeple

[gho5tboy]

ahh.. come on guys,i'm non native speakers but dont take it too hard,at least this vid make us laugh,lol lol... and help me correct some pronounce like 'fest' instead 'fast' ad i believe so were many non native speakers out there .. good vids lol

[VikingSkills7]

1:41 I like how he Raises up his sight to his eye before he moves to chase after him lol

[JackyBRyant25]

My amercian is goooder then tit were. Tankyou

[mikeyLok1]

kill this mother fucker for crice sake

[jkirk1626]

Complete with the obligatory politically correct obliviousness to reality. White robbers. Is this paid for with tax money and grants from the non-partisan Ford and Annenberg foundations?

[ie9rws]

money is uncountable.

[missmemers]

I'm glad your teaching foreigners on how to rob us!!! XD

This crap is great!

[ladointerativo]

"or we will resort to violence and murder" LOL

[MrKarthickkhan]

i like in this videos but final video these two violance guys why r u running by the time i didn't understood.,.,.,

[lethanhson1985]

I cant understand why the two robbers ran away when seeing him waving the dry branch of wood.?

[kasp9451]

wheres lesson 6 i need to know how to communicate in case you rob a bank i is new in amerikkka

[mirai23urushidani]

what brought you guys to make these videos?? bored teaching english in another country??

[ahhajuly]

I love it!

[nguyenthungocanh]

Well, I'm a foreigner who are learning English. The vids make me laugh, but I m wondering if it s really dangerous for other learners. Please put a big JOKE next to the title not to harm them.

[ElliotMaximo]

moron

[8Bitish]

"Hand me the loot..."

He's just clueless.

[isadorapopa]

:)))

Yesss, I can remember those lesssonzzz...

[CearyAuryn]

These videos make me scared....

[kosamk17]

its just 4 =[?? do more

[VikingSkills7]

Get Two Him!

[1ALEXIS19]

what happened with lesson 4

[Ifailatsports]

it's a joke

[farooqrahu]

o my GOD amazigly ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[loklala2004]

English for retard

[NickLendow]

English for beginners...

[MyDarkangel29]

English for idiots ...

[johnbr02]

All of these vids remind me of the red room (or "dark lodge") from Twin Peaks.

[TheCommentGiver2000]

where's lesson 4??

[m2rafik]

that's funny lol hallirious! I love the american accent! americans are polite people lol

[Bahjathaddad]

lmao

[ihatedavidauger]

lolll , i like the style

[insanityrevenge]

are they insane or what? i wonder if americans talk like this... i hope they don't...

[garragirl11]

They're just trying to be funny with English in America.

[Heyaitsjohn]

no. . . we don't

[VoodooCreole]

Some American's do if they are trying to be polite. The typical american doesn't, they use more slang.

[Killershark445]

@VoodooCreole im american, and that is very true :P

[VinegarEater]

@insanityrevenge

Unfortunately- we "DO!!!" This is a problematic which is- VERY DIFFICULT- for with to work, at the times we do visit- into OTHER COUNTRIES.

[Killershark445]

@insanityrevenge we dont :P no we dont, cause the video is kinda creepy rofl...

[kosherkenn]

nonsense

[G0rri1a]

These vids rock, I spat when I laughed!

[ElinaMilan]

haha...lol...omg! i'm ur fan!!! :D

[tsat2008]

Oh my God!!!!How fagots......?????

[DarKMeNaCe369]

LOL!1!!!!!!

[imkindtooall]

i agree with u ie9rws. there's not way how to improved your grammar

[hippiesofamerica]

These videos are good, but what if some poor foreign guy thinks they're real and walks around saying, "EXUBERANCE!" when they're happy?

JK these are funny. I actually LOL'd.

[LJonesy2]

These are epic funny. Please do more.

[Laninha1977]

Nobody deserves lol ....

[samwise811]

lol thatz sooooo hilarious....hahaha.......

[GuitarrAddictt]

"I..Am..Thinking...That..There­'s...No...Need...To...Take..Su­btitles...Seriously......"

Omg, dudes you  f-wording suck, why the f-word would you think that those dudes can't speak their own language? Retards.

[blackjacket1010]

Loving it! :))

[taegooksaram]

what happen to lesson 4?? how come there are 1 ,2 ,3 and then jumped to 5?

[savioshow]

We filmed them out of order.. We are shooting 4 and 6 soon. It's sort of like starwars..

[dakingofblingg]

and it makes the lessons funnier that they are in the wrong order... right?...

[p00Lbreakdancer]

@taegooksaram the lesson 4 is here, u must search better!! saludos

[ie9rws]

get to him * You usually make spelling mistakes when you upload these videos you need to be careful more to type in subtitules.

[Killershark445]

@ie9rws the point was to spell wrong

[Leenjah]

I love how everyone takes the subtitles veeery seriously. XD

[CleverDjembe]

"get two him" !!!??

You guys seriously haz no idea how to spell your own language? geez...

[Killershark445]

@CleverDjembe thats the point lol

[CleverDjembe]

Whats up, horsetooth!

[baigandine]

Nazi

[Killershark445]

@cherryasaurmofof errr...some americans speak proper english...and american isnt a lanuage... its a nationality...

[acesoftrul3z]

twigs ftw

[SorinaGabriela]

moneys? is that correct?

[KristineHT18]

superfunny!

[821yyj]

LOL this is so useful for me, one learning english

[Tarquinius999]

where was lesson 4?

[sacerdotibus123]

It's sooooo funny!

[septip123]

i don't know what's funnier...the video or the idiots commenting who don't get it?

[7ersh4s]

STUPITS ROBERS WIT THEIR MONEIS

[kellyj88]

hahaha xD

[MichellePfan]

One of those guys looks like Billy Zane! XD

[theantisocilperson]

Quiet your talking voice and hand me the loot.

[blackmaskboy]

This is so funny !!!

I hurt my stomach

ahhhhhhhhaaaaahaahaha

[ZHEREAL]

LOL. It's a bit misleading to beginners, but it's really a valuable tool for those who wish to improve English! Tnx. Keep on posting! I couldn't find lessons 2, 3 and 4.

[Shaded07]

Why do you need a scope at 3 feet?

Stupid...

--Rob USMC

[rosielovesrock]

THIS SHOULD BE RATED 5 STARS, NOT 4.

[forloveoffilm]

This video should be worshiped, glorified and revered.

Who was the actor playing the robber #1?

[michaelwright999]

wet dirty FAGGOTS. in English brown boys.

[valmont116]

OMG this is so funnyy..LOL

[ewelina435]

yeah, stick it ....

[DaRkNess1400]

0:32 ROFL!

[Oralala]

lol OMG moneysssss

[Neo1370]

"excuse me plz! can we have all your moneys?"

haha. lmao

[gabriel25gatens]

you dont speak american you speak english!

why?

becuse somehow the brittish emipre took over america evan know briton is realy small compared to usa so thats why

uk rocks

[cristh2311]

lol..i think everybody with a little bit of brain would acknowledge that american english is a transformation of an original lenguage, therefore becoming a new original lenguage so american english is similar but generally unlike british english...

British english came for german.....and there similar in roots but thy are very different lenguages..

there is my case between american and british english..

[batley1]

wow...fucktard.

[thibaulthalpern]

American English and British English are not that different.

[joose89]

yes it is.

[cristh2311]

they so are different. Gramatically not really, but phonetically there is a big difference between them both

[coldfire152]

and there are different words. i dont know of very many people here in the states that call an elevator the "lift" or unless joking, a TV the "tube" or french fries "chips".... i could go on

[thibaulthalpern]

Sure, but American English and British English are not so different that they are incomprehensible to each other. This is unlike say Cantonese and Mandarin Chinese which have vastly greater differences in grammar, lexicon, and certainly pronunciation.

[coldfire152]

well i never said that was the case. only that they were different and that there are some words that British folk use that most Americans, if they heard them, would have NO idea what they meant

[thibaulthalpern]

Sure. I don't disagree. I was educated in the British colonies and when I came to the U.S. I didn't know what certain words were supposed to mean. For instance, Americans use the word "pants" to indicate "trousers". I was perplexed. On the other hand, I use the word "rubber" to indicate "eraser" and that sounded funny to American. I use the word "boot" and Americans say "trunk."

Sure...there are these differences. There are some differences.

[baigandine]

British English did simply "come from German." In particular there was a lot of French involved.

[baigandine]

* did not simply

[baigandine]

If America got invaded by France for a few hundred years, then you'd see a transformation like between OE and ME.

[Killershark445]

@gabriel25gatens britain didnt take over america...

[gabriel25gatens]

@Killershark445

it did

brittish empire look it up

[A8900120]

Now I really know the importance of "S/Z"

[odiug95]

i learnt the lesson! if some men come and point you with a gun, just throw sticks with leaves at them!

[82robbenklopper]

Öde, Öööödeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[v3vsiuman]

wahaa..i really have learn a lesson ;)

[savioshow]

you are welcomez :)

[JusteunMusicien]

Hahaha 1:14 has to be one of the greatest faces ever.

[ana950104]

ha ha ......0:28 was so funny

[MaXG65]

Sorry...

PathetiK!

[MaXG65]

That was pathetic!

[titobs]

Goodz!!

[qwertydrorakqwerty]

OMG

Can I haz yo mon-ney?