HaloThirst

[jmalpwns56]

i found this to be both comical.....and enjoyable

[Halo2nothing11111]

Ha ha, "Ban all Noobs," hat was great!

[trekkie117]

Halo 1 pistol>shotgun

[Dxthegod]

What about Enerdgy? o.o

[FreewaYvsDavidBanner]

this is awesome man

[BoredRandomnimity]

rofl I'm sorry this vid was alright. certainately better than the others on here. the part that made me laugh was when the "noobs" came on and that thing with hitler. =D

[o0Psy0o]

Cool, 244,690 views...That's more views than any other videos from our town has.

[Therandomness312]

lol great knock off of Powerthirst. I thought the Noob part was funny. Good job keep it up.

[10Residentevilfan]

not as good as powerthirst but the holy combat picture was pretty funny

[gotmilk1210]

anyone who obseses over halo has no life and they need to fuck off!!!

[JKeating1711]

come up with something original

[CaptinFalconknight]

NOOBS XD LMAO!

[hockeysnipes008]

lol i like

[Montieshaw13]

whos the lady at 0:33

[tvangess]

good question

[Wolfesscythe117]

...Wow... Most of the Powerthirst spin offs are pretty good, this one is... Ultimate fail. Worst one I've seen yet. The voiceover sucks.

[warlockmasta]

lmao this kicks ass

[Live4theMoment4L]

GAYLO!!! SUXXX!!!

[thextremepowershow]

worst video ever!

[EviLMuska]

1:03 o.0

[UmbrellaAgent001]

this blows pretty bad

[CountValdez]

haha, so does your mom!

[spritejunkee]

Does this work for a n00b as n00bed up as me hey how come when I spell n00b the red line that shows you spelled a word wrong doesn't show up?

[amidoingthis]

This was well done, good job! funny!

[CountValdez]

thanks! that's the first good comment I've had in a while.

[hcfranck]

well man i agree this was well done , not the best but your work is better than a lot of powerthirst remake and for haters they couldnt do something better

[MindViRuSeS]

you should delete the bad comments?

[CountValdez]

nah, some of them are funny.

[omegasuper5]

wow this sucks just like halo does

[elrincon2]

this is so stupid i didnt even finish it

[jakx223]

holy shit ths video is so fucking gay wat kind of cock ass wood make a video about enegry drinks about halo u stupid fuckinh ho get on ur knees fuck u

[kirbiak90ZX]

dude whats up with the dude at :57 his teeth are fucked up!!!

[Badassdude828]

wow. the shotgun part was kinda funny

[ForEuropeans]

starts out pretty weak but becomes funnier after some minute

[clarinetmaster8]

It was okay. The original PowerThirst is the best one I've seen so far.

[nrsanarchy2009]

HALO THIRST? HALO THIRST? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? This is truely pathetic.

[Estilum]

YOULL BE KICKED OFF X BOX LIVE

This starts off slow but gets better as it goes along

I like it :]

[silverandcold1028]

this is dumb

[Demonichellfighter]

this sucked.

[flytroll]

OMFG NOOB!! 0:04 he's holding a gamecube controller HALO CAN ONLY BE PLAYED ON XBOX!!!!

[CountValdez]

no shit

[neoyouaretheone117]

amen to that!! >:(

[neoyouaretheone117]

nice.  ;)

[MickForMayhem]

This is incredibly gay. Quit drinking Gay power thirst

[PaulWayne]

The legendary energy pun was obvious. Like Legengery. It was right there in your face.

[m3gtr20082009]

wtf 0:00 / 0:00

[DoubleMoonz]

Wow... it's funny how this guy is saying "OMG... I can't find the original... blah blah blah..." when it's in "Related Videos" section... right next to his comment... if they don't like it... then don't watch it... it's amazingly THAT simple... by hitting the back button... or the "close window" button... and many other ways to leave the video they hate soooooooo much... I thought it was funny... not as much as the original... but still funny

[smh5X]

damn you all. i have seen so much crap that is not the real power thirst. all of it is fuckin stupid. if you search for power thirst, i guarantee you ya wont find the original. so why doesnt everybody just stop making up crap trying to be funny and trying to relate to the hilariousness of the real power thirst. the real ones are powerthirst and anal blast. thats it. ya cant change it!

J3$U$.

this sucked almost as bad as every other parody!!!

[frkykorngirl]

i agree

[jalskjla]

um.... the original is on youtube...

[neoyouaretheone117]

HEY!you suck at halo/powerthirst paridies!

try SPARTANADE!!!

its funny!

YOUR NOT!!!

[CountValdez]

yeah, the spartanade video put mine to shame.

[skaterspwn]

terrible. just terrible

[edwardMcsliper]

you know i got a very bad mssg from some basterd after leveing a mean comment so what the fuck did i say to get this oh by the way you ever sent me the god dam mssg fuck you asshole it's called freedom of spech

[craigmack24]

gay

[kilgrid2]

KICKED OFF XBOX LIVE

[BoonBoxx]

gay

[d4rkm463]

HALO ENERGY HALO ENERGY Elites Jackels brutes profits More energy than legendary can provide you ROFL

[FlogzaB]

ROFL this is AWESOME

[jdogjdub1]

no this is not awesome this sucks and you suck ...............omg your erk me dude this sux so so so so soooooooooooooooDAMMMM BADDDDDDDD YOU SUX~!

[CountValdez]

oh, like your fat nigger ass playing shitty guitar parts are any better. lol.

[underoathfan14]

Amen!

[FlogzaB]

no stfu.

[zakvvv666]

Where can I buy this, Halothirst?

[CYdefinitive]

"And pretty soon they'll be kicked off Xbox Live!"

Not one of the best fan-type Powerthirst mockups I've seen, but eh, its funny enough. At least he did his own voice and matched the pictures.

[insanenames]

i did get kicked off xbox live for modding =-D

[bluehelmetkid]

cuz your a noob

[GJW90]

dude that was fuuny!

[Orion01255]

dude, this is actually pretty goodd...niceee =)

[mullac479]

This issoo, soo, gay.

[JayIceColdD]

There's nothing gay about pausing it at 0:34

[FunlilPivot]

you do realise the "boobs" are just balls right

[JayIceColdD]

1. I don't think so.

2. Even if they are, she's still hot.

[FunlilPivot]

Your wierd.

[R3df13ld77]

dragana, I couldn't agree more

[halodrumzrule004]

hahahahahaha

[Codfishius]

lol holy combat my ass

any game with its own religious alien race is so mocking god

[CountValdez]

what, how is that mocking god? if there are really aliens, more than likely they will have their own religion.

[neoyouaretheone117]

YEAH. whats with you offended religious weirdos!?!

"mocking god" my ass.i'll bet god's more UNDERSTANDING than that. if i was god i would find that part to be FRIGGIN HULARIOUS.

[SNAJmaster]

THESE REALLY TICK THE S@$# OUT OF ME. anyone who makes these has no life and needs to make something 100% original...

[Dragna666]

This sucks because of one reason. You didnt include Kenyans, there has to be Kenyans in these Thirst videos

[CountValdez]

lol, it didn't have babies either.

[Ricta161]

☻/

/▌This Is Bob Copy And Paste him

/ \ So he can take over youtube

[kerosilo]

hahahhahahahaha dis iz pretty out ov it shit hahaha lol.... "What?!!!!!! its not enough?" *shows a random lady glareing at the screen*

[DaQueso]

suck vid for a suck game = / POWER THIRST BLACK EDITION

[dastardlycat2]

wow this is all so true Halo is gayyyy :D and everybody whos argueing about computers and games mabye you could comment the FUCKING VIDEO

its preety funny....

[STHinder]

the most entertaining of the spoofs yet, damn there are some really bad ones but this was actually funny

[Kdashexp]

You should of added halo tea bagging in there but still this is a very nice video 5/5

[SuperSONYdude]

Hey everbody this drink sucks try Power Thirst ROCKET edition.

[Bishopbeingdumb]

at 0:34 those are sooooo fake!!1

[CountValdez]

haha, he called you a chode!

[wolvesXD]

how the fuck am i the retard you fuking chode, halo was out way before CoD so how the fuk is halo a parody of Cod

[edwardMcsliper]

get a life

[aidenbond1717]

you know that phrase 'if you cant say nothing nice, dont say anything' that means YOU PEOPLE

seriously people like you make me sick. just shut the hell up with ur stupid comments. leave the guy alone i bet you could fucking do this?

[wolvesXD]

dumass

[ryryultima]

and even if ur xbox screws upu just send it in and they fix or replace it . its called a garuntee

[kewlwolf123]

you will be killing so fast! the flood will be like sloooooow dooooown! and you will be like FUCK YOU! and shoot em in the face with your SHOTGUN!

[gavthetank]

might aswell call it galo thirst becuase halo is for faggots who cant afford a pc

[St3fpickles]

or people who dont want to play games on their PC.... O_o

[XTHEPREDATORX]

gav you are a douche bag cause u probably use your goddamn moms PC and cant afford an xbox, KNOW YOUR SHIT BEFORE YOU BITCH ABOUT SOMETHING YOU STUPID FAGGOT!!! HALO IS ON THE PC AND THE XBOX!!! PULL $400 OUT OF YOUR ASS, GET AN XBOX, AND I WILL SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS IN HALO BITCH

[gavthetank]

im 18 i bought my pc by myself i used to play xbox 360 untill i got my alienware

and ur pc probably wont even run pong at

2 fps i have also been through 5 xbox 360s there a fuckin scam i aint workin my ass of for a console that wont even last 6 months and last but not least HALO IS FOR FAT FUCKIN 12 YEAR OLDS WHO HAVE TO SUCK THERE MUMS DICK JUST TO GET A FUCKIN SHITTY GAME

even combat arms is better thn halo

[FelZephyr]

My Xbox 360 has lasted me since the release date with no problems :)

[suzukixi]

excuse me my computer is customely hand made 26 thousand dollars.

And i've had my xbox 360 since the release date. Never broke.

Also i'm married. I do play halo with my wife off and on. And with my son. how about this. mr.18 year old.

ACT YOUR FUCKING AGE OR GET THE FUCK OFF YOUTUBE!

there is a warrenty on the xbox 360. And you can have it extended. Retarded kids like you ruin youtube with your dumb comments.

Gtfo skid and get laid for once.

[CountValdez]

Nice, what kind of computer is 26 grand? I bet it has absolutely no lag.

[verigotta]

top bellend you

[ABlackDahliaMurderer]

HMM a 26 thousand dollar computer either u got really REALLY scammed or your just plain retarded

[TheDailyPwnSauce]

uhm gav, i have a alienware 2, and a 360, ive had my 360 since it came out, never broke, so uhm go fuck yourself plxkthnxbai?

[neoyouaretheone117]

you know absolutly nothing about anything.HALO ce,HALO 2 and HALO 3

are all extremly GOOD GAMES.they are innovative,creative,revolution­ary,epic and SMART interactive gaming experiences.

It's not like GEARS OF WAR or CALL OF DUTY where te only element of the game is: KILL THE ENEMY. HALO is about destiny. About salvation and truth. About universal armogeddon. About the greater good. About learning WHAT MUST BE KNOWN.

so either change the TOOD or proove me wrong. I DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

[MrMgoo777]

eew you kidding? halo? smart interactive?

no it isnt, apart from the good story line and forge, its useless and offers nothing but heaps of screaming 10 yr olds online. At least CoD and GEARS dont look like a bunch lego people walking with the same guns all the time.

all-in-all, don't pay out games just 'cus your shit at all of them.

[neoyouaretheone117]

A :

I DON'T GIVE A FLING SHIT ABOUT MULTIPLAYER BECAUSE I DONT HAVE LIVE.

B ;

I am actually pretty good at halo (STILL BETTER THAN GEARS AND DUDY) i have all the skulls,i beat the campaign on legendary,i never miss at sniping,i sucsessfully hijack vehicles 70% of the time and i barly ever lose a sword dual.

i would totally rape your n00b corpse but wait, who needs a penis when you have a KATANA ! ! !

so blow me.

[MrMgoo777]

lol, but its still halo, I gave that up ages ago, and you can get a katana easy now if you havent noticed the new achievements.... like... kill 2 people....50G !OMG !SKILLZ!

and btw lol you said you have no penis how embarrassing you gamer

[neoyouaretheone117]

yer an idiot .

[MrMgoo777]

lol no you

no penis rofl.....

[kerosilo]

actually id be rather imcomplete widout my cock so......

[neoyouaretheone117]

(facepalm) >X(

why am i still here?

you guys- - whatever...

this is how wars start...

and yes, i do have a penis. >:I

[kerosilo]

then y dd u say u didnt have one in the last comment.......

[bagheadbaby]

erm most people who have a xbox and halo also have a pc.. so yer go fuck urself?

[CountValdez]

Halo was made for Xbox before it was on PC.

[RuKgraffiti]

nigger

[Eatdearplease444]

:34 was da best part

[mitchelcollins]

fucking halo.... doesnt know shit from its asshole!!

[CountValdez]

How is Halo a parody of CoD? Halo was out 2 years before the first CoD.

[MajorshakeMrshake]

may contain sgt. johnson lol

[Spartan209702]

YOU SUCK ASS! Halo is awesome. just dont play it all day.

[CountValdez]

Aw, I should have put something about teabagging in there somewhere.

[amheretotakeyerbooty]

Shotgun? It better be from the first Halo. >:|

[Hauntzor]

Why does everyone hate this? I thought it was pretty good. Not the best Power Thirst-knokoff I've seen, but it's still good.

[supercj20]

SGT Johnson? lol

[crowpk]

lame.

[JohnFinnigan1]

NERDERGY! LOL.

[sunny138913]

Had funny parts.

[prophecynetworks]

Epic Fail

[conjonsilver12]

lol NOOBS lol

[cell37]

Fail at 0:04... Thats a Gamecube controller not an Xbox controller

[Spitfirerulzyou]

*EXPLOSION* YEAH!

lmao

[ankous1000]

lol the end was funny.*warning may contain sgt.johnson*

[rugo6]

you could have been more riginal, i mean seriously you even followed the same format as powerthirst, but its kinda funny otherwise

[rich1651]

unless the original powerthirst format is followed no other "thirst" vid can be funny, i mean watch emo thirst and see where they went wrong.

[neoyouaretheone117]

my thoughts exactly.

[shagmayne]

best fucking thirst ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[Klawski]

this is terrible

[afallingelk]

wow the most retarded yet funnyies thing ive ver seen

[Kinjerosa]

Lol this idea has a lot of potential. Next time try not to stick so close to The originals jokes though

[ankous1000]

wait you want gun?Try halos SHOTGUN!lol!

[thedudebro93]

halo is for fags

[jabaom]

no its not your just horrible at it i bet!!!

[armageddon013]

This didnt suck...It was pretty good =)

good job :D

[The1onTV]

nice idea, but not so good incarry out

[OStefanO69]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Deck0011]

wow epic fail

[mrmllama]

Fail.

[cmahn666]

0:56 epic fail, cod sniper in halo vid

[Dornago]

wow yeah I really care

[zimtower]

Sucks.

[guitarbandit90]

The ending part was my favorite.

Warning: May contain Sgt. Johnson

[konwolf]

The funny thing is its mostly frat boys and children who play this POS game

[WeckerProductions]

this is actually a good powerthirst parody

4 stars

[DiesIrae676]

poor form....

[xsmitty23x]

Epic fail. 1 Star.

[kellyDgreat]

nothin worse than a copycat!!!!! get a life!!!

[timdj112]

Dude this is funny as hell! Do you know how many powerthirst spoofs there are? When people make funny copies of something it compliments the origional cause It is worth copying! YOU get a life. this is funny!..... ownt

[DofS1]

anyone know the name of the hot girl in the video?

[painterlad1965]

I agree, the voice is what makes it amazing! The pictures were good for Halo Thirst, though.

[Verrigni]

gaylo 3

[GrandGimpz]

Gay Halo RUN 4 IT

[wontonchewer]

no one can get the voice rite its always too loud or too soft =[

[sonikage]

the reasons these powerthirst clones suck so bad is the voice acting....

[hotheadz4]

Ehh, definatly wasnt as bad as emo thirst...that one was just retarded...this wasnt to bad ill give it 3 stars

[pokeking386]

i dunno guys, it may of been a rip-off of powerthirst, but i think this was pretty funny. I got most of the jokes in this one, especially the one about Noobs and Xbox live. That one was funny, good effort, needs better voice quality, but great job. Kudos! And to all you haters out there comenting on this video, id like to see you try this if your so funny, hes the only one thats done it so far, so STFU! Good job man.

[dirtylilandy]

The voice sucks, powerthirst is better

[InformedIgnorance]

This video was so bad I think I got cancer.

[DerHellRazor]

amazing

[cubansfinestC]

powerperks is better

[littleXmorbie]

XD I LOVE YOU BUDDY CHRIST

[Necronaut889]

This was so bad. Also, Halo sucks.

[THEREALSEXMAN]

it was mediocre

[superstetle]

They were really trying too hard to make halo and powerthirst work in this one.

[TheRegmeisterboom]

may contain sgt johnson lol