Seinfeld - The Doll

[AMBERBIEBER92]

By far the funniest Seinfeld episode!! that doll is so creepy its hilarious!!!

[WeylandYutaniInc91]

Elaine's scream and fright is hysterical.

[SKOTP69]

Funnier than I can put in words!

[zargotelc5]

I can't stop laughing, fuck

[SuperCelebHunter]

This reminds me of the episode of THE DOLL of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM. I bet Larry David got the idea after this.

[Rituido]

@SuperCelebHunter Larry David was one of the main writers for Seinfeld, so, probably.

[SaphiraSiLva001]

1:14 xD

Love Elaine's screaming. ^^

[Fongolitus]

not bad!

[bsa139]

I never noticed this before but when George takes the doll out of the chair at 1:55, the chair falls over. Just an observation lol

[infernalone666]

i don't know how or why susan was trying to pass off it didn't look like estelle

[JesusRad20]

IT DOES LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HIS MUM HAHAHA!!!

[TARVERHEAT]

Ahhhhghhhh!!!!!!! its alive! its alive!

[sparkshark789]

I don't care whether or not the doll resembles George's mother, it's creepy. Period.

[Alpito123]

If I was dating a girl and I knew that she was sleeping with dolls I would break up immidietly. Fucking psycho girl!

[silentsniperrr]

best scene in seinfeld

[CaptainFantastik1]

That episode was classic.

[kabodkhwaamkhid]

2:05 Nice 4-runner

[pixarian]

i like when Jerry responds "I'm just glad it's outta here!" when Elaine asks "Did you see that?"

[snapple6661]

this is so funny i could never get sick of this LOL XD

[thatboyhov]

1:47 extra in the grey suit starts to laugh

[Miyavisgirl1540]

Georgie, DON'T EAT WITH YOUR HANDS!!!!

[esrakucukoguz]

this doll really looks like his mom 

[Fongolitus]

@MrBlueBerry4201 oh, right on, this is a pretty mixed bag of videos as you can see, clips I found to be funny, weird or interesting.

[EmmaRose473]

Hysterical...Seinfeld was the last great comic series...Now all that's on TV is Reality TRASH...

[anton1990]

That doll is scary as hell. Chucky, move over!

[HappyRoach911]

My parents are exactly like the Constanzas except we are Haitian. I differ from George because I have a full head of hair, not stocky, and I have a little more self control than him. But I share many of his neuroticisms and complexes.

[EmmaRose473]

@HappyRoach911 I think there's a 'little bit of George' in all of us...despite being male/female or ethnicity... I'm female and I can see a lot of parallels between George and myself...and don't even get me going on the similarities between his parents and mine...

[jsrosa1282]

Mary Jo Keenen, who played Deena, is best-known for playing Julie Milbury on an NBC sitcom called Nurses (a spin-off of Empty Nest). Remember that show? Any fans of Nurses around here?

[rp65video]

Jerry Styller is great !!!!

I love this guy !!!!!

[s4ujcd]

Chucky's mom!

[ZeekyBoogyDoog]

Georgie, Don't eat with your hands!

[guitarist3813]

Except the Costanza's weren't Jewish 

[SavoyTruffle78]

@guitarist3813:

Yes, Estelle was most certainly Jewish. Frank was Italian.

[AlphaMistafiedOmega]

¥T

[pianomanmaestro]

That's funny! LOL! the whole restaurant scene!

[Jens14]

one of my favourite scenes

[haarukkamestari]

Lol at George "arguing" with the doll in the coffee shop and the people look at him like WTF.

[Fongolitus]

oh I know eh?! I should tack on that footage where Deena catches George in a Mental Institution, when visiting he father, and condesceningly prides Him on being in a place where 'He is getting the help He needs' . .

[Fongolitus]

oh I know eh?! I should tack on that footage where Deena catches George in a Mental Institution, when visiting he father, and condesceningly prides Him on being in a place where 'He is getting the help He needs' . .Just love the look She gives Him as He is exiting the restaurant.

[willDANCEforPENNIES]

@Fongolitus lol. And the time she runs into George on the street and he's wearing that king costume, lol. Poor George, so many unfortunate coincidences

[MrBlueBerry4201]

@Fongolitus thanks for upload i subbed ya

[elnegro7486]

jajajajaaj muy buenoo!!! mato a la vieja!!!

[theQuestion626]

This may sound strange but I think that is a very cute doll.

[Sphinn]

I guess the doll also looks like the mothers of the 2 people that disliked this!

[tajiya816]

Don't tell me how to eat.

[seanDOTswoof]

This episode is classic, much luck most other Seinfeld episodes, but I especially love the part when he's in the diner!

[NaiTaiDai]

"Georgie..."

"...."

"Don't eat with your hands!"

"...."

"WHY DO YOU EAT SO FAST!? YOU CAN'T EVEN TASTE IT!!!"

"Don't tell me how to EAT!"

"You're wearing THAT shirt? You've had it for five years, already. WHY DON'T YOU BUY A NEW SHIRT!?"

"Because I like THIS one!"

[baliyae]

@NaiTaiDai VIVA LA SEINFELD!

[SilverTounge85]

"Oh my God, what is THAT!" :D

[TheDmanWiThiN]

this is one of the funniest episodes ever, how do you write this stuff!!!!?

[ManhattanProject9]

MOST.ANNOYING.VOICE.EVER.

[bongstoner420]

hahahaha

[RyanLeeParis]

LMAO @ 0:36

[SumNJFella]

that girl thinks georgie is a lunatic lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[NaiTaiDai]

@SumNJFella They're all kinda lunatics, aren't they?

[daminmancejin]

CAUSE I LIKE THIS ONE!

[pianomanmaestro]

LMAO!

[crazydudetz]

susan is a pretty good looking chick

[mrcheesesmith]

Like all classic tv shows seinfeld has many funny moments but that bit with the doll in the diner just get me every time, i miss seinfeld tv isnt as good as it used to be :(

[Raveneyes]

That would be the chicken roaster :)

[DJGeorge2007]

god I miss this episode....

[Stellaaa89]

Hahaha...Frank Costanza broke the head of the doll at the end...hahahaha :)

[nyvbyay]

Poor George.

[wowhero96bh]

guy wich season and episode is it when mr marbles the scary doll is in?

[Fongolitus]

whoa. never heard of that one. you sure you got the right show?

[wowhero96bh]

@Fongolitus@ whell it aint this episode its season 8 and episode 8 the chiken thingi

[therpk11]

that actually was on seinfeld. i forget which one it was but jerry was sleeping in kramers apt and he heard little footsteps and he said, "mr. marbles?" "is that you?" lol.

[FYTYTY]

@Fongolitus

The Chicken Roaster..Season 8

[lilcases09]

@Fongolitus He's right about the show. It's the episode where Kramer moves into Seinfeld's apartment because that chicken restaurant's light is bothering him. Seinfeld freaks out about Kramer's room and he think he hears Mr. Marbles. I forgot what season though.

[FrozenPortal]

@Fongolitus He means the Kenny Roger's Chicken episode titled "The Roaster". Kramer has a doll named Mr. Marbles in the episode.

[Keenkiller]

@Fongolitus

it is in the episode with this big red chicken roaster sign or whatever :D. jerry finds it in kramers apartment^^

[savannai]

@Fongolitus yeah, he got the right show. Mr. Marbles was the scary ventriloquist dummy that Kramer had. It's the episode where he and Jerry switch apartment's because of the Kenny Roger's chicken. Don't know the episode name.

[Mercado5922]

@wowhero96bh Season 8, The Chicken Roaster

[xarielchan]

@wowhero96bh I'm pretty sure it was "The Chicken Roaster" in season 8.

[wowhero96bh]

@xarielchan ok ty but i cant find any vid on it :S

[xarielchan]

@wowhero96bh I've found this, it's "The best of" parts of the episode and it does include the scenes with Mr.Marbles. :) youtube. com/watch?v=aMjgHBnpeV0

[wowhero96bh]

@xarielchan wow ty :)

[Lentaro92]

@wowhero96bh

it's the chicken roaster episode.

[rohd9249]

@wowhero96bh the chicken roaster - season 8

[rohd9249]

@wowhero96bh the chicken roaster - season 8

[dyleniga]

@wowhero96bh Jajaja, yeah, i think its the one when kramer and jerry switch apartments, its about the chiken jeje...

[wowhero96bh]

@dyleniga

lol ye ty but like 50 peoples have told that lol :D ty everyone

[Fongolitus]

the best part of THAT episode is when jerry does His Kramer imitation, "Oh, I'm STRESSED. . ."

[degina2007]

@wowhero96bh The Chicken Roaster, Season 8, Episode 8.

[TheGerman31]

@wowhero96bh It's the chicken roaster episode, not sure what season, it 's a later season

[BrownMawnster]

@wowhero96bh I think that's Kenny Roger's Chicken episode. Where Jerry moves into Kramer's place because of the bright red light.

[chelectonus]

@wowhero96bh

season 8, its the chicken roasters episode... cmon man, learn your seinfeld lol.

[dwoodall8979]

at 1:58, that's the woman in the episode "the gum", where she thinks George is crazy because of a bunch of unfortunate coincidences. And then he bumps into her again after making a fool of himself yet again.

[UsherMoore]

1:30 to 1:50. the funniest Sienfeld moment.

[klwewf]

When they are in the bed, we hardly hear it. But, the way George says, "what is this thing doing here"? is hilarious.

[DH2020]

Its funny how when ever Frank Costanza enters the same scene with George, he makes George seem normal in comparison.

[Moogaar1]

"if my mother keeps shrinking this is exactly what she's gonna look like in 10 years!!" LOL

[beani24329]

"I feel like I'm in bed with my mother"

[joeperryhotashell]

Susan is so pretty.

[klwewf]

You got that straight, buddy.

[NightRyder101]

@joeperryhotashell shes fkn hot

[thesims66]

On the far away shot of te dolls I thought the one the gerorge says looks like his mom was a chicky doll a first.

[flokk]

LOL

[alexcubs25]

this episode made me laugh so much

[k70109166]

You're wearing that shirt?...You've had it for five years already. WHY DON'T YOU BUY A NEW SHIRT!!!

[dfbhcf]

Because I like this one!

LMFAO!

[sometimesoonfan]

BECAUSE I LIKE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!

[DH2020]

BECAUSE I LIKE THIS ONE!!!

[Fongolitus]

I know eh?! Hillarious! Typical Neurotic Jewish Mom given her son such a complex!

[EmmaRose473]

@Fongolitus George is not Jewish in the Seinfeld Series...

[movieuhguy]

@k70109166 i just made that my status on facebook = )

[Helicon2112]

"Where ya goin? Don't take your dolly and go home"

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[pegleg747]

WHY DO YOU EAT SO FAST YOU CAN'T EVEN TASTE IT!

Oh, man. Good times.

[PonyboyInNewZealand]

@pegleg747 Don't tell me how to eat!

[moolovett]

Rofl, what season is this?!

[Fongolitus]

season 7 episode 17

[iloveclassics50]

GEORGIE!!

[vonlorasteverachel]

Come on. Let's go!  LET'S GO!!

[simonfrouws]

THE funniest ever

[chorkybrenner]

I loved watching George slip slowly into insanity through the seasons.

[FGN123]

WHY DON'T YOU BUY A NEW SHIRT???

[cz27227348]

1:24 to 2:05 is the best.

[TheT4xid3rmist]

The woman he runs into is the one that wanted to put him in a mental hospital in the episode "The Gum". Hilarious.

[maskedwalnut]

did they make the doll for the show, or did one of the cast members find it somewhere and thought it would make a great episode?

b/c its a hilarious episode. lol

[johnhildebrandt69]

lol

[pretzelya]

i friggin love the cafe part.

the extra people are just like...WTF is this man thinking.

[Tkred1]

one of the funniest episodes ever

[mindstormsabrewin]

That doll should hook up with Mr. Marbles. Imagine the kids!

[DH2020]

wasn't the doll collection worth over a million dollars? hahaha

[kirbygene]

Where else but on Seinfeld would a major character never keep a job ( I think he was out of work at one pint for two full seasons), live with his dysfunctional parents into his 30s, and talk angrily to dolls in public?

God I l still love this show

[stattttt444]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! wow how can anyone come up with this?!?!?!?

[DIIAMONDSHIINE]

hahahahahahaha

[xPH3N0Mx]

HAHAHAHA!! I remember this episode, funny as hell!!

[SumNJFella]

He rips the head off hahahahahaha

[Piploveman7]

OMG My favorite episode ever! Estelle is my favorite character

[QuieroGuerra]

This show had so many hilarious ideas! :)

[fireangel32]

George's parents are so hilarious.

[Fongolitus]

season 7 episode 17

[SupremeSlider]

If I see a doll that looks like my mother I am out.

[jordansinclairdotcom]

1:33

Why do you eat so fast? You can't even taste it!

[DEthe5150]

One of the best George moments ever!!!

"Georgie, don't eat with your hands!"

"Why do you eat so fast? You can hardly even taste it!"

"You're wearing that shirt? You've had it for 5 years already! WHY DON'T YOU BUY A NEW SHIRT?!?!" lol XD

[sch6921]

You see? You see?

If my mother keeps shrinking, this is exactly what she is going to look like in 10 years!! Seinfeld rules!!

[sch6921]

Oh My God, What is that?

This doll looks like my mother

[iwannabealaska]

I don't know too many grown woman who sleep with dolls...

[pugilistofpower]

If you find one... run

[lave4321]

Aww poor Susan. But this is soooo funny =D

[MensShoes]

George's parents are excellent. I reckon they're the best charcters of any show, ever

[Fongolitus]

Agree! Thought it would've been a good spinoff.

[bigstU25]

LMFAO!!!!!

[cavorka89]

'If my mother keeps shrinking, this is exactly what she'll look like in 10 years'

[dfbhcf]

Haha, 1:27 - 1:54, one of the greatest George moments!!

"Don't Tell Me How To Eat!!" lmao, too priceless!

[patrickj25]

gawgeeee

[luno44]

Why would anyone have made a doll as ugly as that?

[999Cruiser]

what season is this clip from?

[Saxyman14]

Probably Spring... one of the sunny ones.

[boerinbeton]

this is so funny

[HellsAngels2001]

geroge is wayy better than susan

[Lopezlover72]

George is in bed with his fiance' and his mother.

What a party!

[sliceitup07]

"I feel like I'm in bed with my mother." xD

[kbrinks]

the diner scene ahhahahaha

[cohctoh871]

<3 george, he is hilarious!!! a grown man carrying around a doll that looks like his mum, haha what are the odds...

[blucrew14]

favorite moment in television history. 1:28-1:50

[yankeefitted]

i totally agree

[yankeefitted]

1:28-158 is unreal hahahah

[DH2020]

I got the doll in the institute! the institute!!

[Meevinman]

lmao! "Ridiculous!? ill show you ridiculous!" *rips the dolls head off*

[Yakeyglee]

1:32 is one of my favorite Seinfeld quotes. The way it's said is so hilarious!

[daminmancejin]

Cause I like this one!......lol

[ASan44]

Why do you eat so fast? YOU CAN'T EVEN TASTE IT!!!!!

Don't tell me how to eat!

lol XD

You are wearing that shirt? You had it for 5 years already. WHY DON'T YOU BUY A NEW SHIRT!!!!

Cause I like this one!

lol XD, gotta love George!

[Jmaz98]

Georgie, dont eat with your hands!! lol, fuckin priceless!

[FreQuenczy]

"WHY DON'T YOU BUY A NEW SHIRT!?!?!?!?" LMAO!!! The way she says it with such intensity on something so insignificant is just hilarious! ;D

[DH2020]

"THERE NOW WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!!!"

"I told you it look like her". hahaha

[mikhailr13]

why dont you buy a new shirt!!!???

cause i like this one!!

people look over in background

hahahahahhahaha soo good

[0tolla0]

What have you got to say for yourself? Lmao!

[LadyLania]

Thanks for one of the biggest laughs I have had in a long time. =)

[RobEye79]

it looks like my motha

[mattyperron]

hillarious

[xalmon5]

BEST. EPISODE. EVER.

[1superaton1]

don't take your dollie and go home...that is so funny!!!

Lol. 1:33-6:  Why do you eat so fast??! You c