Top Gear 13x7 News

[sjsj1337]

Jeremy was so right! Massa did turn out to be a "irritating little ass" LOLOLOLOLOL

[WhoWantsSomePussy]

0:40 + watch?v=xgKjp1pq7iI proof that JC can tell the future xD

[SherryZProductions]

May: I've come to fix your boiler

Women: Sure....

20 Minutes Later

May: Oh cock! It's too big....

Women: What?

May: Oh cock, It needs to be longer!

Women: (Getting increasingly horny)

May: I meant the spanner........

[TheWarpBurger]

Top gear needed an Season 13 episode 37

[IAmTheMohawkWarrior]

Mister WeirdBeard disliked. lol

[benanderson95]

A G-Wiz wouldn't kill the fish because "the voltage is to low"

Well that says it all about the performance of a G-Wiz, doesn't it

[Mauro1897]

then u just fix it! :DD

[Throatmad2090]

6:29 I've just found that clip of the skoda flipping next to the gate, apparently it was a woman driver & the description just says "no comment" Lol XD.

[thevampireprince100]

why is it that all the people who just write in comments what they heard in the video get so maney thumbs up ?????

[302wabi]

@thevampireprince100 ppl give thumbs up instead of writing the comment down again !!

[MammothWooly]

THE NEON! EUGHHHH.

[polyphenylmethyl]

Jeremy's idea of what James' porn film would be oddly resembles the short film James made in his Man Lab series...

[LeakyGilmanator]

i have aspurgers & i belive in elecitrisity

[Mauro1897]

I'd still take the 430 any day aswell ::)

[YaniLovesTopGear]

they were all woman drivers i saw the video on youtube :)

[Metrodfusion]

the 1 disslike is a Korean Car driver

[MrPman851]

Jeremy: What you're witnessing is Asperger's made real.

James: Is that what makes my wee (urine) smell funny? No, that's Asparagus!

LOFL!!!! That's the best Asperger's joke EVER. I have Asperger's BTW.

[humakhan80]

@MrPman851 is that a mild form of autism? my son is 3 and has mild autism , he is in therapy and seems to be doing well.. reading your comments gave me hope that maybe someday he will communicate the way you are.

[MrPman851]

@humakhan80, I'm glad you think so. Yes, Asperger's IS a mild form of Autism. I was diagnosed with it when I was 4.

[levlevi]

Great logic regarding driving license

[URsuckishATlife]

6:29 you couldn't replicate that even if you tried lol

[lollyfudge]

LOL 1:45 to 2:55

[xMsAleshax]

"would it electrocute...the...why aren't you at work?"

LOL. Gotta love Jeremy. =]

[spike21vids]

and then you just fix it....lol

[levlevi]

great prediction... 458 is fatntastic to drive

[satz05]

and you'd fix it! lmao!!!

[TheNolifer99]

Men can actually do two things at the same: Look at a screen and masturbate.

[enzolim87]

6:58. That's not Honda, That's KIA SPORTIGE.

[TheDCdudeADS]

"I've come to fix your boiler" xD

[dkgoodness]

the sound of the audience during the pontiac accident is so awesome.

[Mauro1897]

then u just fix it.. :D:D

[yorrickwi]

the suv in the chrash vid was a hyundai not a honda

[srgtrane]

@yorrickwi no it was a 2005 and up honda CR-V

[yorrickwi]

@srgtrane all the japanese look the same an im not talking about the people

[PS3CRAZY96]

@srgtrane Kia Sportage

[EVERLIVERPOOL]

all of the drivers are woman lol

[deutscherjoel]

Anyone else pre-emptively cringe when Jeremy said "I went on the Internet this week..."?

[EddieTheBigMonster]

from 7:20 its the most memorable TG news ever!!!!

[fallenmonkeytieryu]

3:35 ......Jeremy has seen what you've done

[Killane1701]

Hello, I've come to fix your boiler.

[FORTY848]

"it looks even exquisiter"

[StarsMarsRadio]

James is the best

[alalawiahmed]

I thought James May bought Ferrari F430...In episode 6 of Season 15... If am not mistaking!

[302wabi]

@alalawiahmed yes he did, but it was not the scuderia (convertable) it was an ordinary one

[TheBrokenEclipse]

@302wabi ordinary Ferrari...really? :b

[YaniLovesTopGear]

@alalawiahmed When they revieuwed the 458 in season 15, u can see james' f430 (:

[renaldo699]

@alalawiahmed - You are correct. And he is a faithfull lover of his F430...

[bullet50000]

@alalawiahmed

I think he bought it back a while ago. the plate showed it was registered as an 05 or 55.

[007knick]

@alalawiahmed That is true

[AnnelKadicc]

@alalawiahmed this is limited edition (499) convertable scuderia 16M, becouse Ferrari is won the 16 constructors' title and was made in 2008, meaning only a year earlier, when released 458 Italia. but james drive mutch earlier normal F430.

[DeltaPhi79]

But I'm a 14 year old boy and I can breathe, watch this video, and chat with someone at the same time. XD

[snuffaluffagus37]

men CAN do 2 things at once: They can watch porn and masturbate at the same time :P

[gfromtha713]

One absolute faggot doesn't like this

[MLGzClutCh]

theres a old man down the street from me with a ferrari scuderia 16m lol.

[tonisdabomb]

is that the episode where the make their own caravans?

[thechazzzz]

@tonisdabomb No

[modtbod]

Hammond has a brain injury?

[Abadoeba15]

@modtbod Had one, when he crahed, remember?

[modtbod]

@Abadoeba15 The jet car?

[dshrm]

@modtbod no

[dshrm]

@modtbod no, richard got better

[modtbod]

@dshrm oh, okay, thanks^^

[0ptriX]

@modtbod

From this crash: /watch?v=Yy6KaCe4cco&t=2m09s

[302wabi]

@modtbod yes, he had a horrible crash some years ago

[FORTY848]

@modtbod yeah he got it in the rocket car crash

[ChargerJeff87]

@modtbod yes. i believe hammond was driving a jet-powered dragster called a Vampire? I'm not quite sure, but watch it. a tire blows, the car loses control and flips onto its roof, crushing hammond. his consciousness was going on and off, but he made a full recovery. apart from him liking celery, which he didn't before. LOL

[sharkey500]

@modtbod Richard had a horrific car crash when he was testing a drag car thing, he was going about 300MPH and one of the wheels came off

[Co0kieDealerr]

@ 2:57 ...sooo lol how he says als that:P

[jacco121212]

that honda is a KIA of no?!

[StitchV2]

Here comes the Honda!

OHHHHH!

[volante8657]

watching those Ferraris at the beginning is really like looking at some hot babes =]

[1triggerhappy1]

Thumbs up if you want to see James's porn film.

[099psp]

LOL you big daft cock

[redmr2na]

An irritating little Arse.

[DrumGirl1995]

I have that picture at 0:25 :D

[HateWhatISee]

James May: Is that what makes my wee smell funny?

[JeanLuc5000]

I've come to fix your boiler.

[zakatte1]

7:37 to 8:00 it's too damn funny!!

[20PhantoM07]

You big daft cock rofllll

[blackspike1991]

Good show

[blackspike1991]

Good

[STEPHENDANERD]

OMFG TURN ON THE AUDIO TRANSCRIBE i read buddhism and i have no idea how that could possibly have been picked up.

[secreamia]

@STEPHENDANERD xD i laghed soooo hard :') thanks man for letting me know ! 

[carsdankandchicks]

Thats so funny that jeremy would say that the 458 is great to drive because he has driven it now and says that it is unbelievably good! Well played clarkson!

[TheAstonRapide]

What did all the cars have in common?

[hadabenz]

2:40 "Why aren't you at work?"

LMAO Jeremy's comments are always hilarious.

[EXTREME4YEARSTOCOME]

lol mays face at 7:44

[dreman1030]

Top gear is the greatest show ever created.

[302wabi]

@dreman1030 agree...till death

[TraineeHero]

@dreman1030 Well, at least in the last 10 years. There was a vote.

[RockerIsabel]

I want James to Fix my Boiler! :D