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  • its a trap!!!

  • Now gotta tell the kids your batman!

  • Im batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan..­.........

  • The cake is a lie.

  • LOL!

  • caake is really real

  • Yay I watched this on my birthday 4 years ago, and now Im watching it again on my birthday =]

  • i´m batman...

  • He sounds like Clint Eastwood. He should of said "Eat me, Go ahead make my day".

  • im bat man

  • The cake is a lie

  • @zakznorf12 lmfao!

  • lol

  • @wirelessguy1

    The cake is real.. it's a easteregg

  • normaly I would say the cake is a lie.

    But it sayed it's batman so it has to be god.

  • i am forever mentally scarred

  • I'm really hungry so yea I'm gonna eat ya I'm batman

  • The cake is a batman

  • ahhhah lol he's batman

  • omfg wow

  • lol

  • AHHHHH FUCKING FUNNY XD

  • I wonder how Batman looks on the inside? Chocolate fudge with white frosting?

  • THE CAKE IS A LIE

  • THE BATMAN CAKE IS A LIE!

  • lol fucking funny xD

  • awesome lol

  • BATMAN CAKE BE SAPPIN MAH SENTRY

  • I guess he's batman.

  • it is disturbing cake. funny as hell though...

  • I'M THE GOD DAMN BATMAN CAKE!!!

  • Great!

  • I can't stop watching this and lauphing XD

  • get it over with........ .................im batman

    FUNNY

    i used to only watch avgn but i have watched all of your movies and the blue hole one was epic and should be aired on tv

  • well im hungry so yes im gona eat you

  • hmmmm ill eat you perhaps....

  • get it over with..... im bat man.......

  • the cake ... a lie, it is

  • hahaha loved it

  • rofl

    Awesome, James! Just awesome!

  • Uhm, oooookaaaayyyy . . . ?

  • Wat

  • haha nice james

  • get it over with, I'm batman.

  • epic cake at it's best!!!!!!!!!!!!XD

  • wtf!!!

  • i'm batman

  • wow you sure put a lot of effort into this vid

  • THE CAKE IS A LIE! (cant believe no1 said that yet >_>)

  • now everyone will do!

    THE CAKE IS A BATMAN!

  • Probably because it's old and tired by now.

  • LMAO!!!

  • Sounds more like Joker (Jack Nicholson) maybe it's the Joker disguised as a Batman cake - DON'T EAT IT, IT'S A TRICK!!!!!

  • it's not a trick!

    ...

    IT'S A TRAP!!! xD

  • @buttfoy99

    IT'S A TRAP!

  • @buttfoy99 THE CAKE IS A LIE!

  • i'm Batman

  • Reminds me of the batman game reviews.

  • you posted this video on my birthday :D

  • haha awesome

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  • He's Batman, you see.

  • With a Batman-shaped cake, James Rolfe makes something unique :)

  • Looks like something from Cake Wrecks!

    (very funny blog, btw)

  • eat me! getover it. im batman

  • I'm batman...

  • The point of this video is not what he added to it, its the fact that it is a distorted batman... as a cake..

    you EAT him.

    As a child you don't notice it, but in retrospect it is kinda creepy. The talking was added in as a "hey, what is he thinking" kinda thing. (at least, to me)

  • the cake is a lie!

  • Everyone throws that around, but it seems like no one realizes that there WAS cake.

    I would like to think maybe 1 out of 10 people who use that phrase actually even played the game (not saying you didn't, just ranting here :) )

  • actualy glados sed you willget the cake and thats the lie.

    maybe the compainiyan cube stoll it away becos it want revenge lol

  • The cake was visible at the end of the game though.

    GlaDOS may not have totally understood the finality of death (with you being a machine) and therfore would have sent your remnants to the area that contained the cake.

    ..ok, I wasn't even that big a fan of portal and I am going way to deep into it. LOL

  • rly? Have you actually played to the end? Ever hear what the sphere says what's in the cake? There's deadly chemicals and disgusting stuff in there. It is a lie. The existance of the cake wasn't a lie. But look at it. It looks delicious. Nope. A lie. Hense, the cake is a lie.

  • Yes, I have completed it. I do recall her commenting on it.

    The cakes existence is real, but its enjoyment ability is obviously not there, so yes, in that sense the cake is a lie.

    Still, I believe most people who say that not only have never completed, let alone played, the game, but generally do not grasp the irony in it.

    A bloody inscription on the wall in one little chamber does NOT make it fact in the games world, but I very well see your point. :)

  • I'm Batman....

    (EPIC XD)

  • I'm batman...

  • It sounds like something from the game portal.

  • why portal? i hear nothing from portal in it...

  • maybe its just the cake

  • Why do I still laugh at this?

  • cause its short funny and stereotypical

  • I'm Batman...I'm not you BIRTHDAY CAKE

  • lol

  • The bat is a lie.

  • I made shit, freakin FUNNY

  • Whaaaaat?

  • ahahahaahahahahahahaha!!! fuckin awesome!

  • Unbelievably epic.

  • mmmmm..... epic win :D

  • batman 3!!! omg!

    GO AVGN!! u the best!

  • i'm Batman

  • lol!

  • Short and sweet. So funny!

  • James, this is why you are so awesome.

    pure, epic, win.

  • thats batman alright!

  • LOL

  • Wish this was my cake.

  • i had one of those cakes and i never even watched bat man

    it was a cool cake

  • No comment

  • LMAO

  • Best cake EVER XD

  • he's batman.

  • ... ... ... I'M BATMAN!

  • this is pure awesomeness

  • O_O" im almost speechless... entertaining but kinda pointless and very unrealistic lol

  • wow james..that is disturbing O-o

    *Tells brother im destorying his batman birthday cake now*

  • I'm Batman...

  • lol...thats all i got to say

  • is this James Rolfe's voice?

  • yeah

  • hehe hes a great actor

  • I'M batman....

  • "I'm Batman.

    I'm not you'r Birthday Cake!

    What are you gonna do? Eat me?

    Go ahead, eat me, get it over with.

    I'm Batman."

    Best quote ever.

  • lol what

  • Im Batman...

  • TDFFM

  • at da end is weird cause the vid is finished then out a no where he says im bat man lol

  • God this is so funny :)))

    I'm Batman .

    =))))

  • its so stupid its hilarious!!!

  • Hey, it might be stuid but it's funny.

  • Cute.

  • was this AVGN? LMAO this was so funny.

  • hot

  • lol

  • I want a batman cake.

  • I'm Batmaaaaaaan.

    halarious

  • love all of your work! keep it up man!

    oh and btw, I recently played a really, really shitty game called 8-Eyes on NES, I cant even describe how bad it is. You should look it up, would be awesome to see a review someday!

  • LOL

    I'm Batman

    just in your batman games review

  • can i taste batmans ear i allways wanted to do that? xD awesome as allways James

  • lol

  • WOOHAHAHAHA!!!

  • LOL

    nice job

    good sense of humor

  • funny

  • hahahaha

  • Oh I will eat batman

  • I once had a cake that was like that except, it was a zeus cake, and when he was done talking instead of saying "I'm batman" he shot a lightnig bolt at me and caused 10,000 dollars worth of damage to my house:(

  • *LOL*

  • lols so fn funny dude keep it up j rofle

  • I'M BATMAAAAN

  • LMAO so random james very funny

  • Im batman..im not your birthday cake what are you going to do eat me? go ahead eat me get it over with..Im batman.

  • The cake is a lie....

  • this... this is it... this is hte best comm ent on youtueb...... thank u for sharing it wtih us... thank u so vrery muc h.

  • He must be in part two of your Batman Review. I demand it.

  • amazing

  • haah how u do that

  • "I'm Batman" lol the ending fits perfectly ^^

    dunno if u still read these comments but great job anyways

    and you got that batman voice really nice ^^

  • ROFL and LMAO

  • HA!HA!

    Nice job!

  • hahahah im batman... thats fucking awsome

  • Disturbing...

  • No i'm batman..

    you can be my assistant,

    would you like that?

    whould you like to ride with batman?

  • im batman not your birthday cake im batman

  • ahahha i love it

  • Whaddaya gonna do? Eat me!? Go ahead, eat me!

    Hahaha, that cake was on the mock wedding extreme thing on cinemassacre home page. That video is hilarious!

  • Ha ha ha

  • lol! This is very funny!

  • I'm batman.

  • oh my god! he is batman

  • So now batman's a lie too huh?

  • lmao, random haha

  • oh it will be over sooooonn moha moha mohaha

  • "and everyone has to stab the cake untill its dead"

  • "and the cake is alive and it's pissed"

  • MMMMMMMM!!!you look and tasty i wish i could eat you!

  • disturbing

  • I wish my Batman cake had talked to me like that.And screamed horribly while i cut him into pieces.Well maybe not.

  • hah, that was like a family guy cut.

  • lol fucking great!

  • .........I feel so disturbed in so many ways

  • lol