Batman birthday

[gonzalojudovm]

its a trap!!!

[toonamioncrack]

Now gotta tell the kids your batman!

[MrMaskhead]

Im batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan..­.........

[Epicsniper3x]

The cake is a lie.

[Epicsniper3x]

LOL!

[camfresh99]

caake is really real



[lostchild06]

Yay I watched this on my birthday 4 years ago, and now Im watching it again on my birthday =]

[lol2busters]

i´m batman...

[soulicous1]

He sounds like Clint Eastwood. He should of said "Eat me, Go ahead make my day".

[skizapper12]

A very disturbing cake indeed....

[THEmomsqaud2]

im bat man

[zakznorf12]

The cake is a lie

[Epicsniper3x]

@zakznorf12 lmfao!

[Genericprime555]

lol

[copacelu93]

normaly I would say the cake is a lie.

But it sayed it's batman so it has to be god.

[thetubemedia]

i am forever mentally scarred

[wirelessguy1]

The cake is a lie!

[Sm0k3y1986]

@wirelessguy1

The cake is real.. it's a easteregg

[LIUKANG02]

I'm really hungry so yea I'm gonna eat ya I'm batman

[TheGothaam]

The cake is a batman

[darthvenom30567]

ahhhah lol he's batman

[Angel5FromDark]

@Buhhdabelly123

1. Get a sharp blade or any good cutting tool

2. Prepare a warm bath

3. Go sit in the tub

4. Cut yourself vertically.

5. By not posting any messages like this will work aswell.

[darkmaster3011]

thats one hell of a funny birthday cake

[princessashley1116]

omfg wow

[gvhbngh]

lol

[skakid6692]

AHHHHH FUCKING FUNNY XD

[dg1000]

I wonder how Batman looks on the inside? Chocolate fudge with white frosting?

[Combatcorv]

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[ZeroKyohaku]

THE BATMAN CAKE IS A LIE!

[getthefuckaoutmyway]

lol fucking funny xD

[JeaHSaren]

awesome lol

[JinxStudiosAndStuff]

I guess he's batman.

[kaiser371]

it is disturbing cake. funny as hell though...

[JockenTheGreat]

That batman cake IS A GOD DAMN SPY!!

[Tomatktchp]

BATMAN CAKE BE SAPPIN MAH SENTRY

[mrfist6]

I'M THE GOD DAMN BATMAN CAKE!!!

[monstruoperro1]

Great!

[AlexCritic]

I can't stop watching this and lauphing XD

[snerblemeister]

get it over with........ .................im batman

FUNNY

i used to only watch avgn but i have watched all of your movies and the blue hole one was epic and should be aired on tv

[dousebag1234]

well im hungry so yes im gona eat you

[BatmanRicardo]

hmmmm ill eat you perhaps....

[EvilPudin]

get it over with..... im bat man.......

[punknap]

the cake ... a lie, it is

[glorian989]

hahaha loved it

[lonmanMV05]

rofl

Awesome, James! Just awesome!

[Lonsoleil]

Uhm, oooookaaaayyyy . . . ?

[xAngelsOfHellx]

Wat

[nickoking]

haha nice james

[GlockInc]

get it over with, I'm batman.

[ZOMLUVER]

epic cake at it's best!!!!!!!!!!!!XD

[aegnt09]

wtf!!!

[hardrockinhere]

i'm batman

[clamburgler]

wow you sure put a lot of effort into this vid

[sircowboyjr1]

THE CAKE IS A LIE! (cant believe no1 said that yet >_>)

[MrHankeey]

now everyone will do!

THE CAKE IS A BATMAN!

[JamesMChapman]

Probably because it's old and tired by now.

[xJaW94]

LMAO!!!

[noider175]

WTF!?!?

[buttfoy99]

Sounds more like Joker (Jack Nicholson)

 maybe it's the Joker disguised as a Batman cake - DON'T EAT IT, IT'S A TRICK!!!!!

[Qualitey]

it's not a trick!

...

IT'S A TRAP!!! xD

[vaati500]

@buttfoy99

IT'S A TRAP!

[rejectofsoul24]

@buttfoy99 THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[hardrockinhere]

i'm Batman

[ickyzorro]

Reminds me of the batman game reviews.

[barrelstudios]

you posted this video on my birthday :D

[cacatua2021]

haha awesome

[Assiman]

I'm a batmaaaan

[10truefreak01]

He's Batman, you see.

[EvanMetalReaper]

With a Batman-shaped cake, James Rolfe makes something unique :)

[seatspud]

Looks like something from Cake Wrecks!

(very funny blog, btw)

[danielsofer]

eat me! getover it. im batman

[EvanMetalReaper]

I'm batman...

[kurisux]

The point of this video is not what he added to it, its the fact that it is a distorted batman... as a cake..

you EAT him.

As a child you don't notice it, but in retrospect it is kinda creepy. The talking was added in as a "hey, what is he thinking" kinda thing. (at least, to me)

[danielsofer]

the cake is a lie!

[kurisux]

Everyone throws that around, but it seems like no one realizes that there WAS cake.

I would like to think maybe 1 out of 10 people who use that phrase actually even played the game (not saying you didn't, just ranting here :) )

[danielsofer]

actualy glados sed you willget the cake and thats the lie.

maybe the compainiyan cube stoll it away becos it want revenge lol

[kurisux]

The cake was visible at the end of the game though.

GlaDOS may not have totally understood the finality of death (with you being a machine) and therfore would have sent your remnants to the area that contained the cake.

..ok, I wasn't even that big a fan of portal and I am going way to deep into it. LOL

[Nubriusdaguildbraker]

rly? Have you actually played to the end? Ever hear what the sphere says what's in the cake? There's deadly chemicals and disgusting stuff in there. It is a lie. The existance of the cake wasn't a lie. But look at it. It looks delicious. Nope. A lie. Hense, the cake is a lie.

[kurisux]

Yes, I have completed it. I do recall her commenting on it.

The cakes existence is real, but its enjoyment ability is obviously not there, so yes, in that sense the cake is a lie.

Still, I believe most people who say that not only have never completed, let alone played, the game, but generally do not grasp the irony in it.

A bloody inscription on the wall in one little chamber does NOT make it fact in the games world, but I very well see your point. :)

[latino1121]

lol not THAT was funny XD

[Bloodtanker]

I'm Batman....

(EPIC XD)

[fancybooklearnin]

I'm batman...

[bfe456]

It sounds like something from the game portal.

[Robodino1]

why portal? i hear nothing from portal in it...

[dfer159632]

maybe its just the cake

[Yosswell]

Why do I still laugh at this?

[dfer159632]

cause its short funny and stereotypical

[cheesewheel]

I'm Batman...I'm not you BIRTHDAY CAKE

[NarcoticEvil]

lol

[MrFathat]

The bat is a lie.

[bawbthebilder]

lol portal

[MasterYoda320]

I made shit, freakin FUNNY

[Juuhemmo]

Whaaaaat?

[Kyzore]

ahahahaahahahahahahaha!!! fuckin awesome!

[LieutenantFish]

Unbelievably epic.

[TotyWoW]

mmmmm..... epic win :D

[gamerx129]

batman 3!!! omg!

GO AVGN!! u the best!

[hardrockinhere]

i'm Batman

[castrasaga]

lol!

[krisfrosz133]

Short and sweet. So funny!

[Robhewhohatesall666]

James, this is why you are so awesome.

pure, epic, win.

[DarthBane123]

thats batman alright!

[SporeF5]

LOL

[RavenMacDrake]

omg.....

[Yadret]

Wish this was my cake.

[BipolarBowler]

i had one of those cakes and i never even watched bat man

it was a cool cake

[schneckchen2508]

xD *ahahaha* sau gut..

[ColeNewsom619619]

????????/

[mjgamerboy]

No comment

[arkron666]

LMAO

[Marcman2020]

Best cake EVER XD

[10truefreak01]

he's batman.

[OldSuperMarioBros]

... ... ... I'M BATMAN!

[RetrooGamer]

this is pure awesomeness

[xkennyPLx]

O_O" im almost speechless... entertaining but kinda pointless and very unrealistic lol

[AngelaShiyanagami]

wow james..that is disturbing O-o

*Tells brother im destorying his batman birthday cake now*

[foxeyes1234]

I'm Batman...

[YourEveryDayJackAss]

lol...thats all i got to say

[ionbc]

is this James Rolfe's voice?

[jack1oo]

yeah

[ionbc]

hehe hes a great actor

[ghosty121212]

I'M batman....

[Ray58589]

"I'm Batman.

I'm not you'r Birthday Cake!

What are you gonna do? Eat me?

Go ahead, eat me, get it over with.

I'm Batman."

Best quote ever.

[EricToTheScionti]

lol what

[AnemicLeopard1]

Im Batman...

[SpaceBlizzard]

this reminds me of his review on the batman games... his punishment to the bad game was staring at it and saying "I'm batmaaaaaaan". Some people should wear diapers while watching his videos. haha!

[SpaceBlizzard]

all hail Cinemassacre! James ftw

[Smallvillenerd]

TDFFM

[vinny460]

at da end is weird cause the vid is finished then out a no where he says im bat man lol

[fmkain17]

God this is so funny :)))

I'm Batman .

=))))

[CallMeZionn]

its so stupid its hilarious!!!

[SportsUploader88]

stupid.

[Ray58589]

Hey, it might be stuid but it's funny.

[Noyjeetut]

Cute.

[Zanpakuto87]

was this AVGN? LMAO this was so funny.

[junnnn12]

おもろいね。

[ArnhildHH]

hot

[DarthBane123]

lol

[ILEMASTER64]

I want a batman cake.

[super1337will17]

I'm Batmaaaaaaan.

halarious

[Christbasher]

love all of your work! keep it up man!

oh and btw, I recently played a really, really shitty game called 8-Eyes on NES, I cant even describe how bad it is. You should look it up, would be awesome to see a review someday!

[super1337will17]

LOL

I'm Batman

just in your batman games review

[Avgnftw]

can i taste batmans ear i allways wanted to do that? xD awesome as allways James

[laserboy1134]

lol

[knop95]

WOOHAHAHAHA!!!

[gogomegaman]

LOL

nice job

good sense of humor

[F3ath3r]

I'm Batmaaaan...

[skelo13]

funny

[themaniacboy]

hahahaha

[josewaycoolerthanu]

Oh I will eat batman

[gaaraohye]

I once had a cake that was like that except, it was a zeus cake, and when he was done talking instead of saying "I'm batman" he shot a lightnig bolt at me and caused 10,000 dollars worth of damage to my house:(

[MurasakiYugata]

*LOL*

[MartinusPrime]

Well done.  I'm still laughing as I type this.

[bellahboo]

hahahahhahahaah

[b1l1a1c1k1j1a1c1k1]

lols so fn funny dude keep it up j rofle

[Deathshuck]

I'M BATMAAAAN

[bobbycatacutan]

LMAO so random james very funny

[Nartlex]

Im batman..im not your birthday cake what are you going to do eat me? go ahead eat me get it over with..Im batman.

[venomtheevilREBORN]

The cake is a lie....

[xamiza]

this... this is it... this is hte best comm ent on youtueb...... thank u for sharing it wtih us... thank u so vrery muc h.

[cromartiedropout1]

He must be in part two of your Batman Review. I demand it.

[sdca182]

amazing

[jamaican84]

haah how u do that

[mikfox74]

"I'm Batman" lol the ending fits perfectly ^^

dunno if u still read these comments but great job anyways

and you got that batman voice really nice ^^

[Anubis2445]

ROFL and LMAO

[SSBMan123]

HA!HA!

Nice job!

[leonken1]

hahahah im batman... thats fucking awsome

[ABoffman]

Disturbing...

[9nova6]

No i'm batman..

you can be my assistant,

would you like that?

whould you like to ride with batman?

[jario9]

im batman not your birthday cake im batman

[RitZrunninrecords]

hahaha