The point of this video is not what he added to it, its the fact that it is a distorted batman... as a cake..
you EAT him.
As a child you don't notice it, but in retrospect it is kinda creepy. The talking was added in as a "hey, what is he thinking" kinda thing. (at least, to me)
The cake was visible at the end of the game though.
GlaDOS may not have totally understood the finality of death (with you being a machine) and therfore would have sent your remnants to the area that contained the cake.
..ok, I wasn't even that big a fan of portal and I am going way to deep into it. LOL
rly? Have you actually played to the end? Ever hear what the sphere says what's in the cake? There's deadly chemicals and disgusting stuff in there. It is a lie. The existance of the cake wasn't a lie. But look at it. It looks delicious. Nope. A lie. Hense, the cake is a lie.
oh and btw, I recently played a really, really shitty game called 8-Eyes on NES, I cant even describe how bad it is. You should look it up, would be awesome to see a review someday!
I once had a cake that was like that except, it was a zeus cake, and when he was done talking instead of saying "I'm batman" he shot a lightnig bolt at me and caused 10,000 dollars worth of damage to my house:(
its a trap!!!
gonzalojudovm 1 week ago
Now gotta tell the kids your batman!
toonamioncrack 1 week ago
Im batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...........
MrMaskhead 1 week ago
The cake is a lie.
Epicsniper3x 4 months ago
LOL!
Epicsniper3x 4 months ago
caake is really real
camfresh99 4 months ago
Yay I watched this on my birthday 4 years ago, and now Im watching it again on my birthday =]
lostchild06 8 months ago
i´m batman...
lol2busters 10 months ago
He sounds like Clint Eastwood. He should of said "Eat me, Go ahead make my day".
soulicous1 11 months ago
im bat man
THEmomsqaud2 1 year ago
The cake is a lie
zakznorf12 1 year ago 7
@zakznorf12 lmfao!
Epicsniper3x 4 months ago
lol
Genericprime555 1 year ago
@wirelessguy1
The cake is real.. it's a easteregg
Sm0k3y1986 1 year ago
normaly I would say the cake is a lie.
But it sayed it's batman so it has to be god.
copacelu93 1 year ago
i am forever mentally scarred
thetubemedia 1 year ago
I'm really hungry so yea I'm gonna eat ya I'm batman
LIUKANG02 1 year ago
The cake is a batman
TheGothaam 1 year ago
ahhhah lol he's batman
darthvenom30567 1 year ago
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Buhhdabelly123 1 year ago
omfg wow
princessashley1116 1 year ago
lol
gvhbngh 1 year ago
AHHHHH FUCKING FUNNY XD
skakid6692 1 year ago
I wonder how Batman looks on the inside? Chocolate fudge with white frosting?
dg1000 1 year ago 3
THE CAKE IS A LIE
Combatcorv 2 years ago 2
THE BATMAN CAKE IS A LIE!
ZeroKyohaku 2 years ago 3
lol fucking funny xD
getthefuckaoutmyway 2 years ago
awesome lol
JeaHSaren 2 years ago
BATMAN CAKE BE SAPPIN MAH SENTRY
Tomatktchp 2 years ago
I guess he's batman.
JinxStudiosAndStuff 2 years ago
it is disturbing cake. funny as hell though...
kaiser371 2 years ago
I'M THE GOD DAMN BATMAN CAKE!!!
mrfist6 2 years ago 3
Great!
monstruoperro1 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this and lauphing XD
AlexCritic 2 years ago
get it over with........ .................im batman
FUNNY
i used to only watch avgn but i have watched all of your movies and the blue hole one was epic and should be aired on tv
snerblemeister 2 years ago
well im hungry so yes im gona eat you
dousebag1234 2 years ago
hmmmm ill eat you perhaps....
BatmanRicardo 2 years ago
get it over with..... im bat man.......
EvilPudin 2 years ago 3
the cake ... a lie, it is
punknap 2 years ago
hahaha loved it
glorian989 2 years ago
rofl
Awesome, James! Just awesome!
lonmanMV05 2 years ago
Uhm, oooookaaaayyyy . . . ?
Lonsoleil 2 years ago
Wat
xAngelsOfHellx 2 years ago
haha nice james
nickoking 2 years ago
get it over with, I'm batman.
GlockInc 2 years ago 3
epic cake at it's best!!!!!!!!!!!!XD
ZOMLUVER 2 years ago
wtf!!!
aegnt09 2 years ago
i'm batman
hardrockinhere 2 years ago
wow you sure put a lot of effort into this vid
clamburgler 2 years ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE! (cant believe no1 said that yet >_>)
sircowboyjr1 2 years ago
now everyone will do!
THE CAKE IS A BATMAN!
MrHankeey 2 years ago
Probably because it's old and tired by now.
JamesMChapman 2 years ago
LMAO!!!
xJaW94 2 years ago
Sounds more like Joker (Jack Nicholson) maybe it's the Joker disguised as a Batman cake - DON'T EAT IT, IT'S A TRICK!!!!!
buttfoy99 2 years ago 36
it's not a trick!
...
IT'S A TRAP!!! xD
Qualitey 2 years ago
@buttfoy99
IT'S A TRAP!
vaati500 1 year ago
@buttfoy99 THE CAKE IS A LIE!
rejectofsoul24 1 year ago
i'm Batman
hardrockinhere 2 years ago 2
Reminds me of the batman game reviews.
ickyzorro 2 years ago 23
you posted this video on my birthday :D
barrelstudios 2 years ago 2
haha awesome
cacatua2021 2 years ago
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dapi88 2 years ago
He's Batman, you see.
10truefreak01 2 years ago
With a Batman-shaped cake, James Rolfe makes something unique :)
EvanMetalReaper 2 years ago
Looks like something from Cake Wrecks!
(very funny blog, btw)
seatspud 2 years ago
eat me! getover it. im batman
danielsofer 2 years ago
I'm batman...
EvanMetalReaper 2 years ago
The point of this video is not what he added to it, its the fact that it is a distorted batman... as a cake..
you EAT him.
As a child you don't notice it, but in retrospect it is kinda creepy. The talking was added in as a "hey, what is he thinking" kinda thing. (at least, to me)
kurisux 2 years ago
the cake is a lie!
danielsofer 2 years ago 2
Everyone throws that around, but it seems like no one realizes that there WAS cake.
I would like to think maybe 1 out of 10 people who use that phrase actually even played the game (not saying you didn't, just ranting here :) )
kurisux 2 years ago 2
actualy glados sed you willget the cake and thats the lie.
maybe the compainiyan cube stoll it away becos it want revenge lol
danielsofer 2 years ago
The cake was visible at the end of the game though.
GlaDOS may not have totally understood the finality of death (with you being a machine) and therfore would have sent your remnants to the area that contained the cake.
..ok, I wasn't even that big a fan of portal and I am going way to deep into it. LOL
kurisux 2 years ago
rly? Have you actually played to the end? Ever hear what the sphere says what's in the cake? There's deadly chemicals and disgusting stuff in there. It is a lie. The existance of the cake wasn't a lie. But look at it. It looks delicious. Nope. A lie. Hense, the cake is a lie.
Nubriusdaguildbraker 2 years ago
Yes, I have completed it. I do recall her commenting on it.
The cakes existence is real, but its enjoyment ability is obviously not there, so yes, in that sense the cake is a lie.
Still, I believe most people who say that not only have never completed, let alone played, the game, but generally do not grasp the irony in it.
A bloody inscription on the wall in one little chamber does NOT make it fact in the games world, but I very well see your point. :)
kurisux 2 years ago
I'm Batman....
(EPIC XD)
Bloodtanker 2 years ago
I'm batman...
fancybooklearnin 2 years ago 2
It sounds like something from the game portal.
bfe456 2 years ago
why portal? i hear nothing from portal in it...
Robodino1 2 years ago 2
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maybe its just the cake
dfer159632 2 years ago
maybe its just the cake
dfer159632 2 years ago
Why do I still laugh at this?
Yosswell 2 years ago
cause its short funny and stereotypical
dfer159632 2 years ago
I'm Batman...I'm not you BIRTHDAY CAKE
cheesewheel 2 years ago
lol
NarcoticEvil 2 years ago
The bat is a lie.
MrFathat 2 years ago 3
I made shit, freakin FUNNY
MasterYoda320 2 years ago
Whaaaaat?
Juuhemmo 2 years ago
ahahahaahahahahahahaha!!! fuckin awesome!
Kyzore 2 years ago
Unbelievably epic.
LieutenantFish 2 years ago
mmmmm..... epic win :D
TotyWoW 2 years ago
batman 3!!! omg!
GO AVGN!! u the best!
gamerx129 2 years ago
i'm Batman
hardrockinhere 2 years ago
lol!
castrasaga 2 years ago
Short and sweet. So funny!
krisfrosz133 2 years ago
James, this is why you are so awesome.
pure, epic, win.
Robhewhohatesall666 2 years ago
thats batman alright!
DarthBane123 2 years ago
LOL
SporeF5 2 years ago
Wish this was my cake.
Yadret 2 years ago
i had one of those cakes and i never even watched bat man
it was a cool cake
BipolarBowler 2 years ago
No comment
mjgamerboy 3 years ago
LMAO
arkron666 3 years ago
Best cake EVER XD
Marcman2020 3 years ago
he's batman.
10truefreak01 3 years ago 2
... ... ... I'M BATMAN!
OldSuperMarioBros 3 years ago
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im not your birthday cake...
seestickglue232 3 years ago
this is pure awesomeness
RetrooGamer 3 years ago
O_O" im almost speechless... entertaining but kinda pointless and very unrealistic lol
xkennyPLx 3 years ago
wow james..that is disturbing O-o
*Tells brother im destorying his batman birthday cake now*
AngelaShiyanagami 3 years ago
I'm Batman...
foxeyes1234 3 years ago
lol...thats all i got to say
YourEveryDayJackAss 3 years ago
is this James Rolfe's voice?
ionbc 3 years ago
yeah
jack1oo 3 years ago
hehe hes a great actor
ionbc 3 years ago 3
I'M batman....
ghosty121212 3 years ago
"I'm Batman.
I'm not you'r Birthday Cake!
What are you gonna do? Eat me?
Go ahead, eat me, get it over with.
I'm Batman."
Best quote ever.
Ray58589 3 years ago 11
lol what
EricToTheScionti 3 years ago 3
Im Batman...
AnemicLeopard1 3 years ago
TDFFM
Smallvillenerd 3 years ago
at da end is weird cause the vid is finished then out a no where he says im bat man lol
vinny460 3 years ago
God this is so funny :)))
I'm Batman .
=))))
fmkain17 3 years ago
its so stupid its hilarious!!!
CallMeZionn 3 years ago
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stupid.
SportsUploader88 3 years ago
Hey, it might be stuid but it's funny.
Ray58589 3 years ago
Cute.
Noyjeetut 3 years ago
was this AVGN? LMAO this was so funny.
Zanpakuto87 3 years ago
hot
ArnhildHH 3 years ago
lol
DarthBane123 3 years ago
I want a batman cake.
ILEMASTER64 3 years ago 7
I'm Batmaaaaaaan.
halarious
super1337will17 3 years ago 8
love all of your work! keep it up man!
oh and btw, I recently played a really, really shitty game called 8-Eyes on NES, I cant even describe how bad it is. You should look it up, would be awesome to see a review someday!
Christbasher 3 years ago
LOL
I'm Batman
just in your batman games review
super1337will17 3 years ago 3
can i taste batmans ear i allways wanted to do that? xD awesome as allways James
Avgnftw 3 years ago 3
lol
laserboy1134 3 years ago
WOOHAHAHAHA!!!
knop95 3 years ago
LOL
nice job
good sense of humor
gogomegaman 3 years ago
funny
skelo13 3 years ago
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XD so funny!
Vegepen 3 years ago 6
hahahaha
themaniacboy 3 years ago
Oh I will eat batman
josewaycoolerthanu 3 years ago
I once had a cake that was like that except, it was a zeus cake, and when he was done talking instead of saying "I'm batman" he shot a lightnig bolt at me and caused 10,000 dollars worth of damage to my house:(
gaaraohye 3 years ago 7
*LOL*
MurasakiYugata 3 years ago
lols so fn funny dude keep it up j rofle
b1l1a1c1k1j1a1c1k1 3 years ago
I'M BATMAAAAN
Deathshuck 3 years ago
LMAO so random james very funny
bobbycatacutan 3 years ago
Im batman..im not your birthday cake what are you going to do eat me? go ahead eat me get it over with..Im batman.
Nartlex 3 years ago 7
The cake is a lie....
venomtheevilREBORN 3 years ago
this... this is it... this is hte best comm ent on youtueb...... thank u for sharing it wtih us... thank u so vrery muc h.
xamiza 3 years ago 3
He must be in part two of your Batman Review. I demand it.
cromartiedropout1 3 years ago
amazing
sdca182 3 years ago
haah how u do that
jamaican84 3 years ago
"I'm Batman" lol the ending fits perfectly ^^
dunno if u still read these comments but great job anyways
and you got that batman voice really nice ^^
mikfox74 3 years ago
ROFL and LMAO
Anubis2445 3 years ago
HA!HA!
Nice job!
SSBMan123 3 years ago
hahahah im batman... thats fucking awsome
leonken1 3 years ago 2
Disturbing...
ABoffman 3 years ago 3
No i'm batman..
you can be my assistant,
would you like that?
whould you like to ride with batman?
9nova6 3 years ago 3
im batman not your birthday cake im batman
jario9 3 years ago 3
ahahha i love it
vjsohyes2313325 4 years ago 2
Whaddaya gonna do? Eat me!? Go ahead, eat me!
Hahaha, that cake was on the mock wedding extreme thing on cinemassacre home page. That video is hilarious!
cheesewheel 4 years ago
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
XxraininghopexX 4 years ago 4
Ha ha ha
kliukdi 4 years ago
lol! This is very funny!
TwinDragons310 4 years ago 2
I'm batman.
laughingwarlock 4 years ago 2
oh my god! he is batman
whispero 4 years ago
So now batman's a lie too huh?
ILandoStudios 4 years ago 3
lmao, random haha
ReservoirPunk 4 years ago
oh it will be over sooooonn moha moha mohaha
GZ53 4 years ago
"and everyone has to stab the cake untill its dead"
bobdash101 4 years ago
"and the cake is alive and it's pissed"
bobdash101 4 years ago
MMMMMMMM!!!you look and tasty i wish i could eat you!
parrothead1994 4 years ago 4
disturbing
Potatoeman33 4 years ago
I wish my Batman cake had talked to me like that.And screamed horribly while i cut him into pieces.Well maybe not.
SidNightWalker 4 years ago 3
hah, that was like a family guy cut.
dearericiquit 4 years ago 2
lol fucking great!
ANDREWAPTED 4 years ago
.........I feel so disturbed in so many ways
parrothead1994 4 years ago 2
lol
scrambaldfilms 4 years ago