I love the way he says "lawyer." Beautifully sums up how doctors feel about these diseased leaches. Doctors were sent by God. Lawyers from the bowels of hell.
@GregHuismans Sure. You just remember that next time you or a relative of yours is in trouble, you pick up that phone, and voice trembling, you beg a lawyer to save your ass...
A little message for the "doctors" who have found this vid to agree with Baldwin's character and get their jollies off:
Ha. This is dumb. "Do you have any idea what sort of...GRADES...one has to make to.... blah blah blah". Yeah. Grades. Great indicator of success. That and money. Nevermind that the game is rigged and nevermind that most doctors are so overspecialized that they don't know how to treat jack. Real doctors get their training in apprenticeship.
Who are you posting all these Youtube posts for, Alec Baldwin? Let me give you a little inside information about Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin likes to watch. He's a prankster, think about it. He gives men double bypasses. He gives you that extraordinary gift... ...and while you're jump'n from one foot to the next, what is he doin? He's ACTING his sick fuck'n ass off! He's a tight ass! He's a SA'A'A'AADIST! He's an absentee land lord! Worship that?! NEVER!
@AntimatterSemen NEED HELP: Anyone know where this AcidMatterSemen dude address is. Also called Nathan, lives in the Bay Area (near San Jose). He owes me $187 and I want to sent him an account.
@AntimatterSemen Oh it’s you Nathan (aka AcidmatterSemen). Last time I saw you, you left the hotel room without paying your share. You also trashed the toilet and left feces on the bed sheets you freak. And next time don’t ask me to fuck you behind your knee or between that mutant great splayed gap between your big toe. You feet really put me off. And then asking me to shower with you with our clothes on, really made me think your are a bad fuck which of course you where. SO FUCK OFF!
I have no doubt this particular scene is from the movie Malice am I correct? I think that I only got about as far as the love scene in this movie but, that's all i can recall!
Damn, bro! Racist much? My buddy at HMS happens to be one of those "dumbass URMs." Maybe you shouldn't be throwing out ignorant, unsubstantiated claims. I mean, I really expect the best from the youtube community.
Damn, bro! Racist much? My buddy at HMS happens to be one of those "dumbass URMs." I'm sure he'd mop the floor with you in anything academic. Maybe you shouldn't be throwing out ignorant, unsubstantiated claims. I mean, I really expect the best from the youtube community.
Really. I always that you just needed a 35 MCAT score (98th percentile), a 3.8 GPA from a prestigious college, excellent letters or recommendation, and a boatload of extracurricular activities, but I'm sure coming from a rich family is all somebody needs, right? Remind me, which admissions committee do you sit on?
@m2garcia86 Oh yeah, I forgot that you also need some connections. Have you ever heard of Legacy Admissions? Having a parent or grandparent who went to Harvard means that you have a better likelihood of getting accepted than a super-high GPA hard-working student from immigrant parents. Oh, but you need a huge amount of cash to get in anyway even if you graduate from a regular college because graduate school costs at Ivy League average $42,000 per year. Those are the facts. In your face.
Hmm, if all these subpar applicants are being admitted to HMS, then why is the average GPA a 3.8 and the average MCAT score a 36? You need lots of cash, really? I've never seen them ask anyone for a Bank statement on an application. Have you heard of student loans? My family is lower income, and I'm paying almost entirely for my med school with 160K worth of loans. No help from anyone else. A medical degree gives you the ability to pay those loans back and have some money left over.
@m2garcia86 Actually, you don't really need such a high GPA to get into Harvard, Yale or Princeton. Have a look at George Bush Jr, who is a C grade student. I entered Harvard with a GPA of 3.25, no extracurricular activities, no special talents. There really is an element of class elitism when it comes to education at prestigious private schools. I only got in because my family had the resources (we own a transnational adv. co.), and the connection with the deans in Harvard.
Everyone in my med school class got in because they were smart and they worked their butts off to get there. I know 3 people who got into HMS and they were all from middle/lower income families. No parents were Ivy Leaguers or doctors. Maybe instead of dogging hard-working, intelligent people you should try working hard yourself. You may find that a putting in the effort will get you places. IN YOUR FACE
Really. I always that you just needed a 35 MCAT score (98th percentile), a 3.8 GPA from a prestigious college, excellent letters of recommendation, and a boatload of extracurricular activities, but I'm sure coming from a rich family is all somebody needs, right? Remind me, which admissions committee do you sit on?
The rules of logic and science indicate that there must be some kind of basis (either in substance or in thought) for an assertion or else it must be denied. Therefore i was 100% correct in my statement.
@BLUDGAMERZ That's only what we think because our science is FAR from perfect, we really don't know anything about the universe. But let's say we are right, we still can't prove a negative, because the (believers) of this certain thing e.g God will just keep pushing it back further and further, e.g if we ask why we can't see God they say he is invisible, if we ask why we can't touch him they say he is intangible. Sure some people might think that's silly, but it's true.
Logical statements have to abide by certain rules and restrictions. In order for a statement to be logical, it must be falsifiable, which means that it has to be presented in such a way that it could be proven incorrect. A statement is not logical if it cannot be tested to make sure it is true. The existence of God is not a logical question at all, and is therefore nonsensical. So as you can see it is not up to us to disprove it, it is up to those who believe it to prove it.
@BLUDGAMERZ It might not seem logic to us now but a thousand years ago people thought the world was flat, and that was logical to them.. Also It is not up to the believers to prove it, because they are not trying to prove anything, it is the non beliver who are trying to disprove it, and just because it might seem illogical to us now doesn't mean it isn't real.
For something to be disproved it has to have been proved first, and that's where your last comment fell down. I understand what you are trying to say, that just because we haven't proved the existence of a god doesn't mean it's not real, however, something can not be deemed to exist without it having proved first. A god MAY exist, however for ANYONE to say in this current time a god exists is an incorrect statement as there is no proof for it. People can say a good MIGHT exist.
i cnt say i have one but kinda think i do for we are to be in awe of God so why not be confident in urself to the certain max that ppl consider u having a complex because they dnt have the self confidence to show it
I have an MD from Harvard, I am board certified in Cardiothoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from (7) different medical boards in New England and I am never, ever sick at sea. haha!
@CyrusTab he's alluding to the fact that he's always "on it" so to speak...always confident, never unsure, and in full command of the OR at all times...
This side show is over!! "Lol" just pure great acting by Alec, i wish they gave oscars by the scene cause he owned that board room, good movie and an amazing scene!! Malice...
Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.
@bugraeraslan youre talented, have you ever thought about becoming a writer? if not, one of those fat tramps in court that tipppity tappppity tip taps the regurgitations of humans lippity laps might suit you well sir...might suit you well.
@bugraeraslan You actually typed out the entire speech.......remarkable. Pray tell.....how did you ever become so retarded? We all saw the fucking video!
So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to?
I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea.
You're right that the speach given by Jack Nicholson should be ranked right up there with the others but I don't like the way the speach dovetails into "you can't handle the truth..."
i am not a liberal so i don't like it when AB spouts off like a horse's ass about how all of us should think or vote, but for my money AB is one of the most underrated talents out there. The baby brothers, all 3 of them, can't tote alec's satchel.
ps: the greatest 4 minute performance in motion picture history: Alec in GGG Ross
yeah you should also thank him for putting thousands of people in your community on outrageously priced medications that meant to enslave(monetarily, physically, and mentally) and do more harm than good. stay healthy and start considering more holistic methods preventing catastrophic biological failure.
Right, and I'm sure you are basing your opionin on a vast and in-depth survey and not just repeating a trite platitude. For trite platitudes, you know, are kind of scary too.
@Zyking How is that scary to think about? He made an extremely good point because people always thank 'God' or pray to 'God' for something done by other people so for him to say that he is 'God' in that sense is very true. Just like when some people pray at the dinner table, 'God' didn't provide them that meal, the people who worked for it, prepared it and made it possible to have did so they are 'God' in that aspect.
No this is Malissia I think thats the name Glengarry is an other movie staring by Alec Baldwin ,Al Pacino, Kevin Spacey, John Lemmon , Ed Harris I recommended you If you haven't see it
"I have an MD from Harvard. I am board certified in cardio-thorasic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England.
I disagree.Nothing is random in this world.What seems chaos in our eyes is only so due to our luck of complete understanding of what what goes on.If your body was a chaotic organ you wouldnt be breathing right now.
ain't nothin' wrong, son. i just had never heard of the author, only the name. sorry if i didn't spend hours extra on wikipedia when i read the da vinci code or fermat's last theorem. life will be okay.
I love the way he says "lawyer." Beautifully sums up how doctors feel about these diseased leaches. Doctors were sent by God. Lawyers from the bowels of hell.
GregHuismans 1 week ago
@GregHuismans Sure. You just remember that next time you or a relative of yours is in trouble, you pick up that phone, and voice trembling, you beg a lawyer to save your ass...
cyrustg 6 days ago
@GregHuismans Yeah, how dare those lawyers do those job and defend their clients.
JHatcher24 2 days ago
One of his Best!
MrJimthemovieguy 3 weeks ago
A little message for the "doctors" who have found this vid to agree with Baldwin's character and get their jollies off:
Ha. This is dumb. "Do you have any idea what sort of...GRADES...one has to make to.... blah blah blah". Yeah. Grades. Great indicator of success. That and money. Nevermind that the game is rigged and nevermind that most doctors are so overspecialized that they don't know how to treat jack. Real doctors get their training in apprenticeship.
Ok that's better.
SaveTheWheat 3 weeks ago
This... This is gold...
AutodromoAR 1 month ago 2
Nicole Kidman's character on the brink of orgasm a@ 0:50
anx1300c 2 months ago 3
@anx1300c when isn't any character she plays on the brink of orgasm? LOL
Luvie1980 1 month ago
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Fuck Alec Baldwin! I am God, not him! I AM GOD!
EcnelOvelam 2 months ago
I saw this movie entire right now and Alec's character fucked himself right here.
Legba85 3 months ago
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Legba85 3 months ago
Just like the social network scene when the attorney asks zuckerberg if he's paying attention
MaryLax17 3 months ago
I had to see if I still had my scrotum after I saw this scene.
MadScout 3 months ago
Tell me that isn't Michael Corleone at :8
hzachuck 4 months ago
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hzachuck 4 months ago
Who are you posting all these Youtube posts for, Alec Baldwin? Let me give you a little inside information about Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin likes to watch. He's a prankster, think about it. He gives men double bypasses. He gives you that extraordinary gift... ...and while you're jump'n from one foot to the next, what is he doin? He's ACTING his sick fuck'n ass off! He's a tight ass! He's a SA'A'A'AADIST! He's an absentee land lord! Worship that?! NEVER!
berner 5 months ago 3
@berner you're a humanist. Perhaps the very last humanist.
badpeq 4 months ago
@badpeq I'm peek'n badpeg, it's my time.
berner 4 months ago
what's the difference between god and a doctor? god does'.t think he's a doctor.
georgez71 5 months ago
:50 kidman wants to fuck him so bad
konatown5 5 months ago
@konatown5 lolo
rocraque 4 months ago
Wilfred reminded me of this lol
TehQuban 6 months ago
thanks for posting---love this clip!
la021583 6 months ago
you need to include the next line where she says 'ask God how many shots of JD did he have before he cut me open'
hansumjoe 6 months ago
great performance
mufeedmifsal123 6 months ago
Oh man,I love how he says "Dennis",lol.
Cloudss3 6 months ago
I LOVE the way Baldwin spits out the word "lawyer" like it's some dirty thing that's beneath him.
AntimatterSemen 6 months ago 2
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@AntimatterSemen NEED HELP: Anyone know where this AcidMatterSemen dude address is. Also called Nathan, lives in the Bay Area (near San Jose). He owes me $187 and I want to sent him an account.
WetRoot 2 weeks ago
@AntimatterSemen Oh it’s you Nathan (aka AcidmatterSemen). Last time I saw you, you left the hotel room without paying your share. You also trashed the toilet and left feces on the bed sheets you freak. And next time don’t ask me to fuck you behind your knee or between that mutant great splayed gap between your big toe. You feet really put me off. And then asking me to shower with you with our clothes on, really made me think your are a bad fuck which of course you where. SO FUCK OFF!
WetRoot 2 weeks ago
I have no doubt this particular scene is from the movie Malice am I correct? I think that I only got about as far as the love scene in this movie but, that's all i can recall!
califgirl101 6 months ago
"I once claimed, 'I am God,' during a deposition" -- Jack Donaghy
dlh77489 8 months ago 15
one of the best of all time, love it.
MJLU280 8 months ago
Deal with it.
Bluesummers89 9 months ago
why alec never got nominated for that speech alone is beyond me.
georgez71 9 months ago 3
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hollywoodhemings 9 months ago
@hollywoodhemings
Damn, bro! Racist much? My buddy at HMS happens to be one of those "dumbass URMs." Maybe you shouldn't be throwing out ignorant, unsubstantiated claims. I mean, I really expect the best from the youtube community.
m2garcia86 9 months ago
@hollywoodhemings
Damn, bro! Racist much? My buddy at HMS happens to be one of those "dumbass URMs." I'm sure he'd mop the floor with you in anything academic. Maybe you shouldn't be throwing out ignorant, unsubstantiated claims. I mean, I really expect the best from the youtube community.
m2garcia86 9 months ago
Having an MD from Harvard in real life just means that you were born into a rich well-to-do family.
Chumandoo3 9 months ago
@Chumandoo3
Really. I always that you just needed a 35 MCAT score (98th percentile), a 3.8 GPA from a prestigious college, excellent letters or recommendation, and a boatload of extracurricular activities, but I'm sure coming from a rich family is all somebody needs, right? Remind me, which admissions committee do you sit on?
m2garcia86 9 months ago
@m2garcia86 Oh yeah, I forgot that you also need some connections. Have you ever heard of Legacy Admissions? Having a parent or grandparent who went to Harvard means that you have a better likelihood of getting accepted than a super-high GPA hard-working student from immigrant parents. Oh, but you need a huge amount of cash to get in anyway even if you graduate from a regular college because graduate school costs at Ivy League average $42,000 per year. Those are the facts. In your face.
Chumandoo3 9 months ago
@Chumandoo3
Hmm, if all these subpar applicants are being admitted to HMS, then why is the average GPA a 3.8 and the average MCAT score a 36? You need lots of cash, really? I've never seen them ask anyone for a Bank statement on an application. Have you heard of student loans? My family is lower income, and I'm paying almost entirely for my med school with 160K worth of loans. No help from anyone else. A medical degree gives you the ability to pay those loans back and have some money left over.
m2garcia86 9 months ago
@m2garcia86 Actually, you don't really need such a high GPA to get into Harvard, Yale or Princeton. Have a look at George Bush Jr, who is a C grade student. I entered Harvard with a GPA of 3.25, no extracurricular activities, no special talents. There really is an element of class elitism when it comes to education at prestigious private schools. I only got in because my family had the resources (we own a transnational adv. co.), and the connection with the deans in Harvard.
creamie123 7 months ago
@Chumandoo3
Everyone in my med school class got in because they were smart and they worked their butts off to get there. I know 3 people who got into HMS and they were all from middle/lower income families. No parents were Ivy Leaguers or doctors. Maybe instead of dogging hard-working, intelligent people you should try working hard yourself. You may find that a putting in the effort will get you places. IN YOUR FACE
m2garcia86 9 months ago
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@Chumandoo3
Really. I always that you just needed a 35 MCAT score (98th percentile), a 3.8 GPA from a prestigious college, excellent letters of recommendation, and a boatload of extracurricular activities, but I'm sure coming from a rich family is all somebody needs, right? Remind me, which admissions committee do you sit on?
m2garcia86 9 months ago
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i am a medical student who got 96% in high school...
got excellent in his first, second medical years...very good in third year
got the first place in his college in first aid emergency...
did a surgical procedure before his graduation...
and in the future ,i have more and more...
you now what , i am the god of gods
foxiiia 9 months ago
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i am a medical student who got 96% in high school...
got excellent in his first, second medical years...very good in third year
got the first place in his college in first aid emergency...
did a surgical procedure before his graduation...
and in the future ,i have more and more...
you now what , i am the god of gods
foxiiia 9 months ago
pretty outrageous. he sold that shit.
daveyamato 10 months ago 2
This.... is win...
Raiinsong 10 months ago
Well, it's simple - GOD created the first human, and if he didn't create Adam, then you wouldn't be here to speak about, well, ANYTHING.
robbiek77 11 months ago
@robbiek77 not reli as simple if ur not a christian
mattlencfc 10 months ago
@robbiek77
It would be simple if god was real but unfortunately he doesn't so there is a fatal flaw in your logic.
BLUDGAMERZ 10 months ago
@BLUDGAMERZ Actually, there is a ''fatal flaw in your logic''. There is no way of proving/disproving god, because you can't disprove a negative.
Tawaxyon 9 months ago
@Tawaxyon
The rules of logic and science indicate that there must be some kind of basis (either in substance or in thought) for an assertion or else it must be denied. Therefore i was 100% correct in my statement.
BLUDGAMERZ 9 months ago
@BLUDGAMERZ That's only what we think because our science is FAR from perfect, we really don't know anything about the universe. But let's say we are right, we still can't prove a negative, because the (believers) of this certain thing e.g God will just keep pushing it back further and further, e.g if we ask why we can't see God they say he is invisible, if we ask why we can't touch him they say he is intangible. Sure some people might think that's silly, but it's true.
Tawaxyon 9 months ago
@Tawaxyon
Logical statements have to abide by certain rules and restrictions. In order for a statement to be logical, it must be falsifiable, which means that it has to be presented in such a way that it could be proven incorrect. A statement is not logical if it cannot be tested to make sure it is true. The existence of God is not a logical question at all, and is therefore nonsensical. So as you can see it is not up to us to disprove it, it is up to those who believe it to prove it.
BLUDGAMERZ 9 months ago
@BLUDGAMERZ It might not seem logic to us now but a thousand years ago people thought the world was flat, and that was logical to them.. Also It is not up to the believers to prove it, because they are not trying to prove anything, it is the non beliver who are trying to disprove it, and just because it might seem illogical to us now doesn't mean it isn't real.
Tawaxyon 9 months ago
@Tawaxyon
For something to be disproved it has to have been proved first, and that's where your last comment fell down. I understand what you are trying to say, that just because we haven't proved the existence of a god doesn't mean it's not real, however, something can not be deemed to exist without it having proved first. A god MAY exist, however for ANYONE to say in this current time a god exists is an incorrect statement as there is no proof for it. People can say a good MIGHT exist.
BLUDGAMERZ 9 months ago
1 of my fav. films!!!!
thesearemy2cats 11 months ago
EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrMSchap 11 months ago
Mu urologist is a lot like this. But more pissy!
UrDaddy7x11 1 year ago
i cnt say i have one but kinda think i do for we are to be in awe of God so why not be confident in urself to the certain max that ppl consider u having a complex because they dnt have the self confidence to show it
aspealioshis 1 year ago
Showmanship. Walk out on a high note.
MisterMcKinney 1 year ago 3
I love the scene right after this one, too, where Nicole Kidman says "Ask God how many shots of bourbon he had before he cut me open".
jjp009 1 year ago
Who does he think is using him to do Gods work?
societysucks1 1 year ago
wtf kind of keyboard is that?
JayDay111 1 year ago
I wonder if the other actors in this scene were thinking "Wow! Very intense!"
gurumark 1 year ago
these are the kind of scumbags women just love!
Freethinker12341 1 year ago 3
@Freethinker12341
yep.. learn from it..
olefrithjof 1 year ago
@olefrithjof can't argue with nature i guess
Freethinker12341 1 year ago
God has a Alec Baldwin complex!
Absolutmanga 1 year ago 66
alec baldwin makes me hard.
wvb93 1 year ago 2
what's the difference between god and a doctor? god doesn't think he's a doctor.
georgez71 1 year ago
@georgez71 wrong ,Doctors help people , save their life , god takes their life and make people miserable.
123zangemadrese123 1 year ago 3
And she cracked me up when she said, "Ask God how many shots of Bourbon He had before he cut me open."
XGGX9384 1 year ago
I have an MD from Harvard, I am board certified in Cardiothoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from (7) different medical boards in New England and I am never, ever sick at sea. haha!
XGGX9384 1 year ago
Yo Dennis! Eat a dick!
hippocampuszosterae 1 year ago 8
What is the meaning of the "never sick at sea reference"? Anyone?
CyrusTab 1 year ago
@CyrusTab he's alluding to the fact that he's always "on it" so to speak...always confident, never unsure, and in full command of the OR at all times...
blakesdad38 1 year ago
@blakesdad38 That's a little overliteral. I think he was asking what the source of the reference was.
lurdanhelhart 1 year ago
this scene > your petty god
christian1600 1 year ago
This side show is over!! "Lol" just pure great acting by Alec, i wish they gave oscars by the scene cause he owned that board room, good movie and an amazing scene!! Malice...
myownruin187 1 year ago
LOL, he says "Dennis" such conviction and contempt!
mrperfect87106 1 year ago
he's a really good actor...........it's sad that there are doctors, lawyers, fathers, mothers with a god complex
zman740 1 year ago
LOL that was AWESOME!
lifeondaedge 1 year ago
Brilliant performance. One of my all time favourite movie scenes.
HugeGene 1 year ago
You ask me if I have a god complex? I AM GOD.
joemanYT 1 year ago 2
The man can deliver a blistering monologue!
paulryan45 1 year ago
alec baldwin=bad ass
TBIES71 1 year ago
This is one of the best scenes in a movie I've scene.
jazzmatik 1 year ago
That monologue is so bad-ass.
jazzmatik 1 year ago 3
"....makes me wonder if this this....LAWYER..." I love how he says it with such disdain.
Metman07 1 year ago 5
Where the fukk do you think you're going Alec. Get your ass back here!!!!!!!!!!!
crackface5 1 year ago
hands down one of best scenes in any movie ever.
jbarbou3 1 year ago
Class.
ravenflag 1 year ago
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ColAsterson 1 year ago
Malice. I love the balls on Alec.
skinsmagic 1 year ago
a pair of brass balls
thesparitan 1 year ago 2
@thesparitan haha pretty much the same character
speier 1 year ago
what is this movie called?
JSA19882007 1 year ago
Malice. I believe.
rawREN 1 year ago
........and I am never ever sick at sea.....hahahahaha
Calsummersishere 2 years ago 2
@Calsummersishere - What does this expression mean?
getalifein 1 year ago
Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.
bugraeraslan 2 years ago 46
I liked that you've typed out the whole speach. That takes some doing.
BlakeVII 2 years ago
@bugraeraslan youre talented, have you ever thought about becoming a writer? if not, one of those fat tramps in court that tipppity tappppity tip taps the regurgitations of humans lippity laps might suit you well sir...might suit you well.
tiarnan76 1 year ago
@bugraeraslan You actually typed out the entire speech.......remarkable. Pray tell.....how did you ever become so retarded? We all saw the fucking video!
pkearne 1 year ago
@bugraeraslan Youtube -
They Sold Their Souls For Rock And Roll
PeachesJapan 10 months ago
@bugraeraslan classic!!
la021583 6 months ago
@bugraeraslan That sounds familiar.
Mrmagiccity27 6 months ago
So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to?
bugraeraslan 2 years ago
I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea.
bugraeraslan 2 years ago 3
what a man.
alec baldwin IS god in this scene.
cheeseymenolikey 2 years ago 2
alec baldwin should have won an oscor by now.
btw.. what is the difference between god and a doctor? god doesn't think he's a doctor...
georgez71 2 years ago 4
You can't be God, because I am!
r0ssr0ss 2 years ago
Dido.
kefer123622 2 years ago
He can't be god because I am.
djrook613 2 years ago
Wow This Sounds some What Like Me
doc105 2 years ago
i've been watching/studying this video everyday. (lol, maybe i should watch the whole film)
thepeter 2 years ago 3
This speach ranks up there with the blade runner 'tears in the rain' speach
BlakeVII 2 years ago
I agree.
229095 2 years ago
and jack nicholson in few good men, no?
azalea006 2 years ago
You're right that the speach given by Jack Nicholson should be ranked right up there with the others but I don't like the way the speach dovetails into "you can't handle the truth..."
BlakeVII 2 years ago
@BlakeVII I see your point
hystria1 1 year ago
alec baldwin win
Waceo 2 years ago
Is that Dany Heatley?
79adf 2 years ago
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My answer to that would be: "Are you saying that whenever someone needs surgery anywhere on earth, you are their surgeon?"
headchew 2 years ago
Baldwin is a freakin G!! Freakin Alec Baldwin owns every scene he's in. He's straight gangster!
Tecun85 2 years ago 3
what movie is this from?
styrofoamheart 2 years ago
Malice
Judgey33 2 years ago
thank you! i'll netflix it today.
styrofoamheart 2 years ago
malice
georgez71 2 years ago
not on netflix. :(
styrofoamheart 2 years ago
man alec baldwin is so full of win!!!
ElevenInfinity 2 years ago
shoot em in the face and he meets me! the devil bitch!
achaz 2 years ago
i am not a liberal so i don't like it when AB spouts off like a horse's ass about how all of us should think or vote, but for my money AB is one of the most underrated talents out there. The baby brothers, all 3 of them, can't tote alec's satchel.
ps: the greatest 4 minute performance in motion picture history: Alec in GGG Ross
JAB5625 2 years ago 3
However,
You must remember, he wanted to be struck off.
Its a film people, never forget that!
adadanks 2 years ago
True.
We only have what we have, anything else is faith.
adadanks 2 years ago
all doctors are sadists that deal death for money.
datafork 2 years ago
Thank you for that. I'll mention it to the doctor who saved my mother's life two years ago with open heart surgery.
cbaile 2 years ago
yeah you should also thank him for putting thousands of people in your community on outrageously priced medications that meant to enslave(monetarily, physically, and mentally) and do more harm than good. stay healthy and start considering more holistic methods preventing catastrophic biological failure.
datafork 2 years ago
One of the best answers i have ever heard....
CircaMay85 2 years ago
one of the greatest statements ever. and oh so true
georgez71 2 years ago
We're All God.
gionnimione 2 years ago 2
hahahahaha. I love when people try to be poignant, and fail miserably.
Cohen130 2 years ago 2
can u imagine if jesus would have addressed the san hedren like that. That would have messed up the whole movie
woodydog123 2 years ago 3
There is actually doctors out there in the real world whos personality is exactly like this.
Kind of scary to think about.
Zyking 2 years ago 19
Right, and I'm sure you are basing your opionin on a vast and in-depth survey and not just repeating a trite platitude. For trite platitudes, you know, are kind of scary too.
ElephantRage 2 years ago
Oh, look another guy from the internet that fails at sarcasm!
Sorry dude, take your bullcrap flamebaits somewhere else.
Zyking 2 years ago
I had a doctor like this, only its a woman, a muslim woman who actually used Islam as a defence
lycrahoofie 2 years ago
there are definitely lol
numbcore 1 year ago
@Zyking kind of AWESOME to think about, actually.
cheezdip 1 year ago
@Zyking well atleast they are confident about their abilities
Tribesmackavich 1 year ago
@Zyking Why is it scary that there are doctors out there that are really good at their jobs and knows how good they actually are?
Absolutmanga 1 year ago
@Zyking i say every doctor lol
Freethinker12341 1 year ago
@Zyking They all are... they have to be. Some just have the guts to show it more than others.
grantsinmypants2 1 year ago
@Zyking In some countries being a doctor is like being "god" because it is so respected.
md991free 1 year ago
@Zyking How is that scary to think about? He made an extremely good point because people always thank 'God' or pray to 'God' for something done by other people so for him to say that he is 'God' in that sense is very true. Just like when some people pray at the dinner table, 'God' didn't provide them that meal, the people who worked for it, prepared it and made it possible to have did so they are 'God' in that aspect.
AustinRules69 1 year ago 22
is this Glenngarry glenn ross movie ???
hereisthankappan 2 years ago
No this is Malissia I think thats the name Glengarry is an other movie staring by Alec Baldwin ,Al Pacino, Kevin Spacey, John Lemmon , Ed Harris I recommended you If you haven't see it
dejabu24 2 years ago
"I have an MD from Harvard. I am board certified in cardio-thorasic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England.
And I am never, ever sick at sea."
C'mon, that's funny. THAT is comedy gold!
davidpenguin 2 years ago
God is fairy-tale that can not be supported by any scientific method.
grotillum 2 years ago
Mainly because God is an idea that exist outside of our mere human understanding so there's no real way of proving if he/it is eve their or not.
CommanderSavage 2 years ago
you could say the same about love, but neither statements are so
carusoson 2 years ago
That was fantastic
bobbypretzel 2 years ago
Open yours people God is real,Chaos can not creat a complex order.
cryonyits07done 2 years ago
Actually, chaos is the only thing that can create a complex order. Order likes things simple, as order is easier to maintain.
I like pie! Meeps!
Mattman007X 2 years ago
I disagree.Nothing is random in this world.What seems chaos in our eyes is only so due to our luck of complete understanding of what what goes on.If your body was a chaotic organ you wouldnt be breathing right now.
cryonyits07done 2 years ago
youre exactly right
read symetry or the golden ratio and it explains that everything has an order and a pattern
so nothing is made the way it is by accident
Saidice 2 years ago
True.
cryonyits07done 2 years ago
can you give authors to these books?
bumshka21 2 years ago
If you don't know who came up with the golden ratio then there is something wrong.
Heard of fibonacci?
Saidice 2 years ago
ain't nothin' wrong, son. i just had never heard of the author, only the name. sorry if i didn't spend hours extra on wikipedia when i read the da vinci code or fermat's last theorem. life will be okay.
bumshka21 2 years ago
He is human not GOD.FULL STOP.
cryonyits07done 2 years ago
Thank you for reassuring me that there are still idiots out there. You completely missed the point of the entire scene, and for that, I applaud you.
brainsfallinout26 2 years ago
The perception of your so colled point is only out done by the dullness of your imagination.I applaud you too.
cryonyits07done 2 years ago
What is the name of the movie? I like that scene ...
Alexander06081982 3 years ago
The name of the movie is Malice.
eliada76 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
thanks! I have to watch it.
Alexander06081982 3 years ago
man. wat a bunch of wasted talent, this dude is amazing yet does this crap show with a lowsey comedy performance.
Blimp821 3 years ago