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  • I love the way he says "lawyer." Beautifully sums up how doctors feel about these diseased leaches. Doctors were sent by God. Lawyers from the bowels of hell.

  • @GregHuismans Sure. You just remember that next time you or a relative of yours is in trouble, you pick up that phone, and voice trembling, you beg a lawyer to save your ass...

  • @GregHuismans Yeah, how dare those lawyers do those job and defend their clients.

  • One of his Best!

  • A little message for the "doctors" who have found this vid to agree with Baldwin's character and get their jollies off:

    Ha. This is dumb. "Do you have any idea what sort of...GRADES...one has to make to.... blah blah blah". Yeah. Grades. Great indicator of success. That and money. Nevermind that the game is rigged and nevermind that most doctors are so overspecialized that they don't know how to treat jack. Real doctors get their training in apprenticeship.

    Ok that's better.

  • This... This is gold...

  • Nicole Kidman's character on the brink of orgasm a@ 0:50

  • @anx1300c when isn't any character she plays on the brink of orgasm? LOL

  • I saw this movie entire right now and Alec's character fucked himself right here.

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  • Just like the social network scene when the attorney asks zuckerberg if he's paying attention

  • I had to see if I still had my scrotum after I saw this scene.

  • Tell me that isn't Michael Corleone at :8

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  • Who are you posting all these Youtube posts for, Alec Baldwin? Let me give you a little inside information about Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin likes to watch. He's a prankster, think about it. He gives men double bypasses. He gives you that extraordinary gift... ...and while you're jump'n from one foot to the next, what is he doin? He's ACTING his sick fuck'n ass off! He's a tight ass! He's a SA'A'A'AADIST! He's an absentee land lord! Worship that?! NEVER!

  • @berner you're a humanist. Perhaps the very last humanist.

  • @badpeq I'm peek'n badpeg, it's my time.

  • what's the difference between god and a doctor? god does'.t think he's a doctor.

  • :50 kidman wants to fuck him so bad 

  • @konatown5 lolo

  • Wilfred reminded me of this lol

  • thanks for posting---love this clip!

  • you need to include the next line where she says 'ask God how many shots of JD did he have before he cut me open'

  • great performance

  • Oh man,I love how he says "Dennis",lol.

  • I LOVE the way Baldwin spits out the word "lawyer" like it's some dirty thing that's beneath him.

  • @AntimatterSemen Oh it’s you Nathan (aka AcidmatterSemen). Last time I saw you, you left the hotel room without paying your share. You also trashed the toilet and left feces on the bed sheets you freak. And next time don’t ask me to fuck you behind your knee or between that mutant great splayed gap between your big toe. You feet really put me off. And then asking me to shower with you with our clothes on, really made me think your are a bad fuck which of course you where. SO FUCK OFF!

  • I have no doubt this particular scene is from the movie Malice am I correct? I think that I only got about as far as the love scene in this movie but, that's all i can recall!

  • "I once claimed, 'I am God,' during a deposition" -- Jack Donaghy

  • one of the best of all time, love it.

  • Deal with it.

  • why alec never got nominated for that speech alone is beyond me.

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  • @hollywoodhemings

    Damn, bro! Racist much? My buddy at HMS happens to be one of those "dumbass URMs." Maybe you shouldn't be throwing out ignorant, unsubstantiated claims. I mean, I really expect the best from the youtube community.

  • @hollywoodhemings

    Damn, bro! Racist much? My buddy at HMS happens to be one of those "dumbass URMs." I'm sure he'd mop the floor with you in anything academic. Maybe you shouldn't be throwing out ignorant, unsubstantiated claims. I mean, I really expect the best from the youtube community.

  • Having an MD from Harvard in real life just means that you were born into a rich well-to-do family.

  • @Chumandoo3

    Really. I always that you just needed a 35 MCAT score (98th percentile), a 3.8 GPA from a prestigious college, excellent letters or recommendation, and a boatload of extracurricular activities, but I'm sure coming from a rich family is all somebody needs, right? Remind me, which admissions committee do you sit on?

  • @m2garcia86 Oh yeah, I forgot that you also need some connections. Have you ever heard of Legacy Admissions? Having a parent or grandparent who went to Harvard means that you have a better likelihood of getting accepted than a super-high GPA hard-working student from immigrant parents. Oh, but you need a huge amount of cash to get in anyway even if you graduate from a regular college because graduate school costs at Ivy League average $42,000 per year. Those are the facts. In your face.

  • @Chumandoo3

    Hmm, if all these subpar applicants are being admitted to HMS, then why is the average GPA a 3.8 and the average MCAT score a 36? You need lots of cash, really? I've never seen them ask anyone for a Bank statement on an application. Have you heard of student loans? My family is lower income, and I'm paying almost entirely for my med school with 160K worth of loans. No help from anyone else. A medical degree gives you the ability to pay those loans back and have some money left over.

  • @m2garcia86 Actually, you don't really need such a high GPA to get into Harvard, Yale or Princeton. Have a look at George Bush Jr, who is a C grade student. I entered Harvard with a GPA of 3.25, no extracurricular activities, no special talents. There really is an element of class elitism when it comes to education at prestigious private schools. I only got in because my family had the resources (we own a transnational adv. co.), and the connection with the deans in Harvard.

  • @Chumandoo3

    Everyone in my med school class got in because they were smart and they worked their butts off to get there. I know 3 people who got into HMS and they were all from middle/lower income families. No parents were Ivy Leaguers or doctors. Maybe instead of dogging hard-working, intelligent people you should try working hard yourself. You may find that a putting in the effort will get you places. IN YOUR FACE

  • pretty outrageous. he sold that shit.

  • This.... is win...

  • Well, it's simple - GOD created the first human, and if he didn't create Adam, then you wouldn't be here to speak about, well, ANYTHING. 

  • @robbiek77 not reli as simple if ur not a christian

  • @robbiek77

    It would be simple if god was real but unfortunately he doesn't so there is a fatal flaw in your logic.

  • @BLUDGAMERZ Actually, there is a ''fatal flaw in your logic''. There is no way of proving/disproving god, because you can't disprove a negative.

  • @Tawaxyon

    The rules of logic and science indicate that there must be some kind of basis (either in substance or in thought) for an assertion or else it must be denied. Therefore i was 100% correct in my statement.

  • @BLUDGAMERZ That's only what we think because our science is FAR from perfect, we really don't know anything about the universe. But let's say we are right, we still can't prove a negative, because the (believers) of this certain thing e.g God will just keep pushing it back further and further, e.g if we ask why we can't see God they say he is invisible, if we ask why we can't touch him they say he is intangible. Sure some people might think that's silly, but it's true.

  • @Tawaxyon

    Logical statements have to abide by certain rules and restrictions. In order for a statement to be logical, it must be falsifiable, which means that it has to be presented in such a way that it could be proven incorrect. A statement is not logical if it cannot be tested to make sure it is true. The existence of God is not a logical question at all, and is therefore nonsensical. So as you can see it is not up to us to disprove it, it is up to those who believe it to prove it.

  • @BLUDGAMERZ It might not seem logic to us now but a thousand years ago people thought the world was flat, and that was logical to them.. Also It is not up to the believers to prove it, because they are not trying to prove anything, it is the non beliver who are trying to disprove it, and just because it might seem illogical to us now doesn't mean it isn't real.

  • @Tawaxyon

    For something to be disproved it has to have been proved first, and that's where your last comment fell down. I understand what you are trying to say, that just because we haven't proved the existence of a god doesn't mean it's not real, however, something can not be deemed to exist without it having proved first. A god MAY exist, however for ANYONE to say in this current time a god exists is an incorrect statement as there is no proof for it. People can say a good MIGHT exist.

  • 1 of my fav. films!!!!

  • EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mu urologist is a lot like this. But more pissy!

  • i cnt say i have one but kinda think i do for we are to be in awe of God so why not be confident in urself to the certain max that ppl consider u having a complex because they dnt have the self confidence to show it

  • Showmanship. Walk out on a high note.

  • I love the scene right after this one, too, where Nicole Kidman says "Ask God how many shots of bourbon he had before he cut me open".

  • Who does he think is using him to do Gods work?

  • wtf kind of keyboard is that?

  • I wonder if the other actors in this scene were thinking "Wow! Very intense!"

  • these are the kind of scumbags women just love!

  • @Freethinker12341

    yep.. learn from it..

  • @olefrithjof can't argue with nature i guess

  • God has a Alec Baldwin complex!

  • alec baldwin makes me hard.

  • what's the difference between god and a doctor? god doesn't think he's a doctor.

  • @georgez71 wrong ,Doctors help people , save their life , god takes their life and make people miserable.

  • And she cracked me up when she said, "Ask God how many shots of Bourbon He had before he cut me open."

  • I have an MD from Harvard, I am board certified in Cardiothoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from (7) different medical boards in New England and I am never, ever sick at sea. haha!

  • Yo Dennis! Eat a dick!

  • What is the meaning of the "never sick at sea reference"? Anyone?

  • @CyrusTab he's alluding to the fact that he's always "on it" so to speak...always confident, never unsure, and in full command of the OR at all times...

  • @blakesdad38 That's a little overliteral. I think he was asking what the source of the reference was.

  • this scene > your petty god

  • This side show is over!! "Lol" just pure great acting by Alec, i wish they gave oscars by the scene cause he owned that board room, good movie and an amazing scene!! Malice...

  • LOL, he says "Dennis" such conviction and contempt! 

  • he's a really good actor...........it's sad that there are doctors, lawyers, fathers, mothers with a god complex

  • LOL that was AWESOME!

  • Brilliant performance. One of my all time favourite movie scenes.

  • You ask me if I have a god complex? I AM GOD.

  • The man can deliver a blistering monologue!

  • alec baldwin=bad ass

  • This is one of the best scenes in a movie I've scene.

  • That monologue is so bad-ass.

  • "....makes me wonder if this this....LAWYER..." I love how he says it with such disdain.

  • Where the fukk do you think you're going Alec. Get your ass back here!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hands down one of best scenes in any movie ever.

  • Class.

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  • Malice. I love the balls on Alec.

  • a pair of brass balls

  • @thesparitan haha pretty much the same character

  • what is this movie called?

  • Malice. I believe.

  • ........and I am never ever sick at sea.....hahahahaha

  • @Calsummersishere - What does this expression mean?

  • Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

  • I liked that you've typed out the whole speach. That takes some doing.

  • @bugraeraslan youre talented, have you ever thought about becoming a writer? if not, one of those fat tramps in court that tipppity tappppity tip taps the regurgitations of humans lippity laps might suit you well sir...might suit you well.

  • @bugraeraslan You actually typed out the entire speech.......remarkable. Pray tell.....how did you ever become so retarded? We all saw the fucking video!

  • @bugraeraslan Youtube -

    They Sold Their Souls For Rock And Roll

  • @bugraeraslan classic!!

  • @bugraeraslan That sounds familiar.

  • So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to?

  • I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea.

  • what a man.

    alec baldwin IS god in this scene.

  • alec baldwin should have won an oscor by now.

    btw.. what is the difference between god and a doctor? god doesn't think he's a doctor...

  • You can't be God, because I am!

  • Dido.

  • He can't be god because I am.

  • Wow This Sounds some What Like Me

  • i've been watching/studying this video everyday. (lol, maybe i should watch the whole film)

  • This speach ranks up there with the blade runner 'tears in the rain' speach

  • I agree.

  • and jack nicholson in few good men, no?

  • You're right that the speach given by Jack Nicholson should be ranked right up there with the others but I don't like the way the speach dovetails into "you can't handle the truth..."

  • @BlakeVII I see your point

  • alec baldwin win

  • Is that Dany Heatley?

  • Baldwin is a freakin G!! Freakin Alec Baldwin owns every scene he's in. He's straight gangster!

  • what movie is this from?

  • Malice

  • thank you! i'll netflix it today.

  • malice

  • not on netflix. :(

  • man alec baldwin is so full of win!!!

  • shoot em in the face and he meets me! the devil bitch!

  • i am not a liberal so i don't like it when AB spouts off like a horse's ass about how all of us should think or vote, but for my money AB is one of the most underrated talents out there. The baby brothers, all 3 of them, can't tote alec's satchel.

    ps: the greatest 4 minute performance in motion picture history: Alec in GGG Ross

  • However,

    You must remember, he wanted to be struck off.

    Its a film people, never forget that!

  • True.

    We only have what we have, anything else is faith.

  • all doctors are sadists that deal death for money.

  • Thank you for that. I'll mention it to the doctor who saved my mother's life two years ago with open heart surgery.

  • yeah you should also thank him for putting thousands of people in your community on outrageously priced medications that meant to enslave(monetarily, physically, and mentally) and do more harm than good. stay healthy and start considering more holistic methods preventing catastrophic biological failure.

  • One of the best answers i have ever heard....

  • one of the greatest statements ever. and oh so true

  • We're All God.

  • hahahahaha. I love when people try to be poignant, and fail miserably.

  • can u imagine if jesus would have addressed the san hedren like that. That would have messed up the whole movie

  • There is actually doctors out there in the real world whos personality is exactly like this.

    Kind of scary to think about.

  • Right, and I'm sure you are basing your opionin on a vast and in-depth survey and not just repeating a trite platitude. For trite platitudes, you know, are kind of scary too.

  • Oh, look another guy from the internet that fails at sarcasm!

    Sorry dude, take your bullcrap flamebaits somewhere else.

  • I had a doctor like this, only its a woman, a muslim woman who actually used Islam as a defence

  • there are definitely lol

  • @Zyking kind of AWESOME to think about, actually.

  • @Zyking well atleast they are confident about their abilities

  • @Zyking Why is it scary that there are doctors out there that are really good at their jobs and knows how good they actually are?

  • @Zyking i say every doctor lol

  • @Zyking They all are... they have to be. Some just have the guts to show it more than others.

  • @Zyking In some countries being a doctor is like being "god" because it is so respected.

  • @Zyking How is that scary to think about? He made an extremely good point because people always thank 'God' or pray to 'God' for something done by other people so for him to say that he is 'God' in that sense is very true. Just like when some people pray at the dinner table, 'God' didn't provide them that meal, the people who worked for it, prepared it and made it possible to have did so they are 'God' in that aspect.

  • is this Glenngarry glenn ross movie ???

  • No this is Malissia I think thats the name Glengarry is an other movie staring by Alec Baldwin ,Al Pacino, Kevin Spacey, John Lemmon , Ed Harris I recommended you If you haven't see it

  • "I have an MD from Harvard. I am board certified in cardio-thorasic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England.

    And I am never, ever sick at sea."

    C'mon, that's funny. THAT is comedy gold!

  • God is fairy-tale that can not be supported by any scientific method.

  • Mainly because God is an idea that exist outside of our mere human understanding so there's no real way of proving if he/it is eve their or not.

  • you could say the same about love, but neither statements are so

  • That was fantastic

  • Open yours people God is real,Chaos can not creat a complex order.

  • Actually, chaos is the only thing that can create a complex order. Order likes things simple, as order is easier to maintain.

    I like pie! Meeps!

  • I disagree.Nothing is random in this world.What seems chaos in our eyes is only so due to our luck of complete understanding of what what goes on.If your body was a chaotic organ you wouldnt be breathing right now.

  • youre exactly right

    read symetry or the golden ratio and it explains that everything has an order and a pattern

    so nothing is made the way it is by accident

  • True.

  • can you give authors to these books?

  • If you don't know who came up with the golden ratio then there is something wrong.

    Heard of fibonacci?

  • ain't nothin' wrong, son. i just had never heard of the author, only the name. sorry if i didn't spend hours extra on wikipedia when i read the da vinci code or fermat's last theorem. life will be okay.

  • He is human not GOD.FULL STOP.

  • Thank you for reassuring me that there are still idiots out there. You completely missed the point of the entire scene, and for that, I applaud you.

  • The perception of your so colled point is only out done by the dullness of your imagination.I applaud you too.

  • What is the name of the movie? I like that scene ...

  • The name of the movie is Malice.

  • man. wat a bunch of wasted talent, this dude is amazing yet does this crap show with a lowsey comedy performance.