The big man takes your calls

[XBLking444444]

klass



[bionicsuperguy]

I'll shove ma boot that far up yer arse you'll be thinkin Doc Martin started makin hats!!

[GEEESS1968]

ahl burst you ya cheese merchant........

[bazildon2009]

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[CSINYFREAKnumba1]

How many times dae ye haf tae be telt? Pure class!

[zigzagjoe69]

flyin in amongst her



[MrConnorGames]

I'll bust you ya cheese merchant!

[weezer316]

Go jiggin on big davies stupit face eh! Classy line!

[MrPdoh]

shid be firin in amung her wae a claw end eh a hammer

[orrdan00]

this is andy leidbetters dad

[InTheMoodForMuzik91]

people will stert hinkin doc martin started making hash

[rangers18731983]

@InTheMoodForMuzik91 hats

[Papabingbang]

Be careful he's wan ae big dannys team !

[JamboApache]

Good afternnon!

[twatfeetures]

ill shove ma boot that far up yer arse people will be thinking doc martin started makin hats! lol

[CapitalBhoy78]

JOHNNY FAE ROYSTON HAHA THATS WAN CLASSIC LINE KEN :L

[MrJamseyt]

7 people are mates with jonny fae royston

[bolgendolki]

Need to marry you **busizz4me.info**

[h0rangi]

how many times huv you tae be telt? drap that patter or the headline at six is gonny be aw aboot your chibbin.

awfy funny

[donkykong011]

@TheMontageNetworkHD yeah ok but it sounds like cheesy wotsit

[sweetlolligag101]

yeh Royston!!!!!!!

[donkykong011]

ill burst you ya cheezy wotsit

[TheMontageNetworkHD]

@donkykong011 its cheese merchant !

hahaha

[sergeantfan]

"A'll bust ye ya cheese merchant"

[maisyyx]

quality!!!



[Krunatus]

Love this! But one thing wrong - shot of both u guys with fingers interlocked! Not very broadcaster v interviewee!!! anno, bit nerdy but I do love this clip!!!

[andywatson932]

"Flying in wi the claw end of a hammer" LOL.

[ogostaboy]

I'm strugaling to understand...

[TheGoWTorque]

@ogostaboy cool :)

[RabDaBruce]

how many times huv u ta be telt.... ahahahahhaahhaaa

[MrMetalheart10]

The headline at six is gonnae be all snoot yer chibin!

[gordonw01]

Absolute FAF .....The Newsreader is so funny such a STV voice and patter.

[jackmc15]

jigger on big daveys stupit face!

[sdraver92]

legendary, i wonder whos harder the big man or big yin.

[510Kirky]

"Ah'll Burst you ya cheese merchant.."

[weeross13]

thats how ma da is like

[murray1234567891011]

daddy O.G haahaa johnny fae royston haaha classic

[djangiebaby]

magic :):):):)

[PSXDubai12]

Canned laughs are for fannies

[PSXDubai12]

"I'll bust you, you cheesenut, enough of the small talk" - Quality

[oce1989]

@PSXDubai12 he says cheese merchant

[PSXDubai12]

@oce1989 ah so your right :)

[bigmanoooo1]

"ill shove ma boot so for up your arse people will be thinkin doc martin started makin hats" - quality

[PSXDubai12]

aye quality indeed

[PSXDubai12]

lol " how many time have you ta be talt" lol Big Man FTW

[rightBEHINDtheEYEs]

I'll make ma wee boy a brand new saddle fur his bike oot o yer arse cheeks

[BroonieRfc]

A chibs a weapon, could be anyhin, doesnae need tae be a knife

[GOATthePeoplesArmy]

Just reading some of the comments below.

A chip is a knife, more likely a stanley blade. To chib someone is to slash someone on the face.

None of the shite below.

[bigmanoooo1]

@GOATthePeoplesArmy your right to chib somebody means to slash em traditionally wi a razor but nowadays its mare likely to be wi a stanley knife

[longrodvonhugendon]

ill make my boy a bran new saddle oot a your arse cheeks!

[JamieBell1994SCO]

lyk

[JMS444444]

Don't go walkin yer dug at the spare grun efter dark. Fuckin Quality

[dethadol1]

davie fae duke street!

[UlsterLoyal72]

need more characters like him on t.v. these days! lol

[chronson420]

how many times have u ta be telt

lol

[cbrunton73]

malky meand headbutt

[kirky1112]

you wan a big dannys team lol

flatterys like pish in the pool tae the big man

yae should be flyin intae her way the claw end eh a hammer xx

[ViscaBarcaInter]

The bit at the end is possibly the funniest thing ever. Ultra weegie on that one. :D

[ButterflyGurl1]

my register teacher at my skool is that guys cousin .

so awesome

[Alexander92M]

So funny.

[smallrossy]

ill burst u u cheese merchant lol

[weecolski]

malky frazer razor !

[justanna6]

I'll bost you, ya cheese watsit XD go big man!

[dazrulz]

he says -ill burst u ya chese merchant-

[RC131188]

"The lassie next door called ye a bitch n your talkin' tae me oan the fone?

She'd be flying in amongst them oan the claw-end eh a hammer!"

LOL! XD

[smallrossy]

my dad has met tht guy tht plays the big man when he was working in glasgow

[madstanwan]

hes a famous comedian here, and a top notch bloke.

[backinstrachan]

A chibbin is tae get stabbed or to stab some cunt.

A malky is tae get headbutted or to headbutt another cunt. Fuckin hate how everyone ootside of Glasgow calls it a Glasgow kiss which sounds fuckin gay.

[xMASTERxYODAx]

your fuckin gay ya pleb !!!

[backinstrachan]

Fuck off, look at the state at you, ye watch fuckin stars wars and watch UFO videos, how fucking gay ya prick.

[xMASTERxYODAx]

aye yer right i do watch star wars and ufo shit but its better than watchin man grease come flying at ma face all day.

[dazrulz]

omg listen u fucking clown a chib is a head butt am no sure wut a malky is but its not a fucking headbutt n we dini call it a glasgow kiss we call it a chib anaw

[sackymac]

ur a fuckin tool btw. U must be fae Aberdeen or somethin ya stupit sheep shaggin cunt.

[dball111]

a malky is a head butt. and a chibbing is a stabbing. fact.

[markydee2]

dazrulz :)) omg a chib is a weapon ya tool like a 2x4 ect nd a malky is a heedbut

[paulcbannon]

chib means stab n malky means slash, malky fraser- razer. fanny

[andycats]

Saw the big man in Maplin today buying some Speakers

[reecenolan]

ill burst you ya cheese merchant lol

[SketchPanda]

"I'll shove my boot so far up ur ass that people will start thinking that Doc Martens started makin' Hats" lmfao!!!! hahahaha

[MCCHRISSYG]

quality maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

[chrislovespillz]

a chib is a blad ya daft cunt

[SCOTTiSHSN1P3R]

il burst you ya cheese merchant classic lol

[JammyDodgerrrrrr]

ahahahah lol bring it back scottish banter long live

[unrealeck]

chib can be a weapon but you can also say "chib ye" and it means "hit you"

[Nerokicksass]

"Flattery is like pish in the pool ae the big man" Lol.

[TheGreatGuava]

A "chib" is basically a club of sorts; or anything that bludgeons.. A "chibbin'" is to beat someone with such a weapon. :p

[sackymac]

naw it isnae.. tae chib sombdy meens tae slash or stab the cunt. ur thinkin ae a kosh

[TheGreatGuava]

Where I come from, Chibbin is to club. Never heard the word kosh. And, the people on Chewin' The Fat talk like where I'm from.

[Ayrshirenutter]

well tae the big man a chibbin is a blade as ye'll see fae this sketch

watch?v=HafWTDb_Tpg&feature=re­lated

[mbr1888]

chib is to headbutting someone.

[chazmeister1]

They have to make some more of these, once every hogmanay isnt enough

[enginehead217]

Funny term lol, thx

No offence to scots or anythin

[enginehead217]

I don't get the term "chibbin" lol

[carriedunnigan]

hahaha fucking class!

[kev5150xx]

hahahahahaha jonny from royston 1471 time !!!

[davieboy198607]

Lol classic :)

[lilmizzg09]

Drap That Patter Or The Headline It 6 Us Gawny Aw Aboot Ur Chibbin :D x

lmao

classic x

[kev1869]

jibbin dick

gt it right

[radumer09]

Naw Its Nooo It

chibbin Iv Got The Dvd n a put it oan subtitles soo fuck yuuu

[austinepower]

ur just lookin for attention u get it right ya dick

[ChloeLovesRonaldo]

[b]HAHAHAHAHAHA Scotland ROCKS! xD [/b]

[mclhtid]

"They lassie next door called ye a bitch and your talking tae me on the phone? ,Should be flying in amongst thum wae the claw end a the hammer" LMAO

[runescapeia]

omg the big man is classic :D

[massive0random]

lol

best show ever

[rickmansgal]

one of the best tv shows ever!

[Papac55555]

"How many times huv u tae be telt. Drap that patter"

lolol

[nate27390]

LMFAO "I'll bust you ya cheese merchant cut the small talk"

[StephenFiorentini]

'ill sitck ma foot that fare up your arse people will think that doc martin started making hats ' LMFAOOOOOO!!

check out my new music channel please guys

thanks

omg that was legendary! LOL

[Sazz12]

'flattery's like pish in the pool to the big man'

LMFAO!

[bobgrantsbus]

Doc Martin hats, claw end of a hammer, arse cheek saddle love it!

[conor10cloud]

drop tht patter or the news at six is gonn abe about ur jibbing

haha

loved this show<£

[fuckinSpade]

chibbin :)

[conor10cloud]

woops cheers

[greer1690]

Its "chibbin" not "jibbin"

[shaggycee]

"and then we'll go jiggy n wee Davey's face!" lmao tremendous!!

[pfalky2k]

shaggycee, "in' then wu'll go jiggin' oan wee davy's face" ;) lol

[051016440]

"fattery is like pish in a pool to the big man" XD

[coleyrfc01]

Al burst you ya cheese merchant...lmfao

[316614]

Ah'll bust you, ya cheese merchant...

[reksub10]

you should be in among her wae the claw end of a hammer peach

[SirThomasOfFraser]

i know i guy who in a spanish exam had to fill in the speech bubbles of a picture in spanish to show a conversation. one of them was allready filled in and he had to write the correct responce and that responce was:

''I'll chib ye!''

classic

[monstermash12345]

i can take him

 infact i think i will

[judderman37]

'Chibbin' in Edinburgh means to stab someone, usualy with a kitchen knife or a screwdriver -thats what all the wee fannys use around here, too chicken to go hand to hand! gotta use a knife... Pha!

[rfclidorfc]

a chibbin is a slashin ya clown lol

[chrissytymf]

he said chibbin which means slashin

[midgetmetalhead]

Whats funny is that almost every Scottish town actually has a "big man" lol

[ScotlandNumberOne]

AW MAN TTHATS FUNNY .......LOL

[Katesaidello]

Lmao @ The Guy Beside Him Makin Faces As "The Big Man "Says Stuff

[GazzaG365]

this video is the funniest thing eva ha ha

[1xxEmmaxx2]

Anyway, its hardly a "ridiculous" mistake to make.

[ryanmck4]

gid video m8 keep it up

[YouWish8]

every line is just hilarious and so realistic to wit glasgows like hahah

[Farkyy1]

lol, naw it isny.

[YouWish8]

every line is just hilarious and so realistic to wit glasgows like hahah

[1xxEmmaxx2]

Aye calm down like, everyone makes mistakes. Fucks sake.

[GMeazza]

I'll burst you ya cheese merchant.

[feesh7]

gibbin? thats a ridiculous mistake to make. sort it out.

[1xxEmmaxx2]

Okay whatever. I just thought it sounded a bit like gibbin but who cares? I don't know why everyones taking it so seriously! Get a life.

[SirThomasOfFraser]

isnt it nice how the internet is a friendly place.

[ILuvCharlotteMcD]

rofl the big man woz da best in chewin the fat

[JOEYSF1]

JOHNNY FAE ROYSTON HAHAHAHAAAAA

[1xxEmmaxx2]

He isn't saying "chibbin" he's saying "gibbin" which means stabbing.

[JONNYBHOY2007]

eh said chibbin :| where the fuck ye get gibbin fae :S

[chommy]

The headline at 6 is gonnae be aboot yer CHIBBIN , meaning Slash across the face, dont know wit yer talkin about Emma...

[lbee1234]

is it joost me or is the big man sexy? lol

[amybladesbaby]

yass man defo legend (YN) yass :P luff it x

[DonnieDog13]

I have a hard time understanding him sometimes since I'm from America

[Typhoon07]

Must be something in the water over there.

[dougster84]

yeah sense of humour.

[xsoulconnectionx]

what is chibbin im scottish but hv never hears chibbin. "the hed line at six is gunnae be aw bout ur chibbin"

[J2J27]

Chibbin means to beat up!!

[jamesmclaren1985]

means stabbbing

[bluenoseglesga]

chibbin is eh same is gettin slashed !!

[SlackerMad]

chibbin is stabbin ye sheep shagger

[startrek100176]

As SlackerMad said Chibbin means stabbin

[NokturnalCelt]

Classic - "Ahm gonnae make ma wee boy a brand new saddle fur his bike oot o yer arse cheeks".

[NiiKKiiANDJADE]

flatterys like pish in the pool tae thi big man :)) thats funny !

[gazmar1]

mcgraws deed

[judderman37]

that wee fanny thinks hes a gangster! lol love it, pity the big man didnt have his own show!

[khalithistle]

"drap that patter, or the headline at six is gonnae be aw aboot your chibbin" is a surefire way to end any conversation ever

[zazaza1987]

get a grip ya poof

[majesticscot]

So you like the Mc Graws and the ferris of this world do you? Quite unusual heroes you have and feel the need to protect and defend. You're a sicko Wilson

[khalithistle]

who the fuck is wilson?

[majesticscot]

The big mans a prick

[wilsonbaxter]

your a prick

[TomasC]

"you should be flyin in amongst her with the claw end of a hammer" lmfao

[jonolyons]

the big ill take the trayy af yeeeeeee

[nardpuncher]

"I'm gonna stick my foot so far up yer arse they're gonna think Doc Marten started makin' hats!"

[flakeygirrl]

bigman takes nae pish,bigman rules if ye say he dinna watch out fer clawhammer down ye head

[triviumbest]

"flaters like pish in the pool to the big man"

[AlasdairMuir]

i am looking for that clip as well... anyone got it?

[cruachan11]

Genius!  Has anybody got the clip of the Big Man at the football? "Haw Ref. I'll stick that whistle so far up your arse the next time you fart in your Granny's face she'll think the kettles boiled."

[paulyabam]

fukin so good the big mahn should be mad king!!!!!!!!!!!  aw n btw al burst u ya cheese merchent.