Religiousil

[Here0s0Johnny]

one of the best videos on youtube? :D

[itteerde]

I love picking 'Zombie'. Not because of the brainless walking dead but because it originally is about the consequences of religion already. Taking it completely out of the original context and still having a complete fit just because religious believes are involved makes me think.

Not that I needed any more examples convincing me that you on average are better off without religion.

[daryps03]

religion is poopy.

[KittenKoder]

Swastika debate: It was originally an anti-death symbol, a long time ago when crosses meant "death, stay out" ... the broken cross. Many cultures adapted it and altered it's meaning, just like the t cross used by christians, which was a warning of a "deadly or strict place" often lining the streets into towns effected by a deadly plague or warning to criminals, the broken cross, or swastika, was the mark of safe harbor. Things change, that's life, now they both mean death. LOL

[Texmurphy51]

Darkmatter must have been molested by several Priests when he was young to have this much hatred for the Church.

[Thakar98]

@Texmurphy51 hes just trying to rid the world of ignorance, and all the other side affects from religiousil

[PhyOSPhyOS]

That was HILARIOUS.

[PhyOSPhyOS]

That was HILARIOUS.

[xxBoyMeetsGirlxx]

I always cheeked the pill growing up, so I never had to truly swallow all their bullshit.

[iFinitize]

Subliminal message fail, too obvious.

[xxBoyMeetsGirlxx]

@iFinitize That's the point.

[PatsRule1224]

@iFinitize because it was a joke, it was supposed to be obvious... YOU FAIL!!

[CursedZebra]

@iFinitize *facepalm

[VinnyMonster1]

@iFinitize Obviously a joke, you know, poking fun at religion.

[AtomosKalumet]

The symbol on the bottom right. A swastika... REALLY??!!!

[narcissusgray]

@AtomosKalumet The swastika was originally a Hindu and Buddhist symbol before it was adopted by Hitler in 1925.

[Gameguy602]

@narcissusgray It wasn't even a swasticka. Swastickas have clockwise points and are rotated 45 degrees.

[narcissusgray]

@Gameguy602 Hindu and Buddhist writings have have them going in both directions and with various rotations.

[Gameguy602]

@narcissusgray Oh, really?

I guess I need to learn more about this kind of thing before I make assumptions...

[TheGinetik]

@narcissusgray More precisely, the symbol for prosperity. So he though that if he adopted the symbol, he would be successful. It's a shame he ruined the original meaning of it, now if you get caught wearing it, you'll get your ass kicked.

[blackadam06]

@narcissusgray

Actually it was a Nile Valley Kemetic symbol B4 that...

[4squaredby4times4]

@narcissusgray I also heard the swastika was used on Jewish synagogues. Don't know if that's true or not.

[werebee]

@narcissusgray It was also used by Native American cultures I believe. I think it was fairly common in various cultures.

[Weemancake]

@AtomosKalumet Fucking love it when everyone in the world and their mother go numbnuts when they see a fucking swastika.

Its not originally nazi, get over i-

OMFG A SWASTIKA!!! A FUCKING NAZI!!!11!!!1

[takerumiyamoto]

give some of those. hehehe

[mimikawaii7386]

ahaha, brilliant. but warning, it's addictive. It took me 18 years to stop it.

[MrBunnyRabbitxo]

This pill fucked me up badly!!

[TwistedLemniscate]

I love how when it says "and your enemies will be tortured forever" there's an adorable little kitten. Don hurt teh kittah!

[HAZFRAME]

"in some small children anal bleeding will occur" omg i lost my lunch at this part, those naughty preists!

[flaurosan]

hahahahaha helarious...........genius....­...because i hate religion and that makes this horribly made little joke funny and genius

[1v2f1j]

This is seriously Hilarious and genius

[MegaPeacelovelife]

Seriously can I marry you?

[barbiie1020]

i cant get enough of this video xD i keep watching its too funny lmao

[aaqucnaona94]

LOL at your subliminals. Not so sublime, are they?

[kroen]

People are stupid. They will believe a lie because they want it to be true and/or because they fear it might be true.

[Slolz247]

i love the way h says religisil at th end. hilarious

[umidontno040394]

my mom hid this in my food constantly since i was little than my dad finally found out and told me. now i'm not religious anymore.

[TheWitchdoctr]

Religion is a drug, for the weak, needy people who desire security rather than clarity.

[PRLrox]

Karl Marx: "Opium des Volkes", "Religion as Opium of the People"

[lockheart120]

hmmmm im sure ive had this pill shoved down my throat when i was a child.... 0,0 the horrors still haunt me to this day, and the voices. which is why religous people believe i talk to lucy fur.

[status016]

Dont Be a Zombie

[Wordoffakes]

Funny stuff

[MrTeamLeader92]

thats two videos of yours now ive heard the cranberries in :)

[qotsaandsoadfan1]

Do they come in suppository form? or do I need to consult a preist for that?

[bcjhprayergroup2012]

hey dude why do just attack Chirstainty.... i don't understand why people believe diffrently then u why feel the need to attack them

[XxSequndaEtapaXx]

@bcjhprayergroup2012 Well because Christianity attacks Atheists and tries to make it seem like there not people.

[taylan637]

the one sure way to stop fearing death is to face your fear(and die)

[Griffin9857]

Where's the love button.... :D

[Awesomeduud]

Well. Time to set up my hospital.

[LittleMsFantasy]

Talk about a drug problem in America...

[f50tube]

dammit dude don't refer them to us, i don't wanna deal with them...

[cookiebitesdust]

lmfao.. this was great

[Warxyph]

lol nice. my parents have been secretly givin me this til i was 15 ever since then i stopped takein it and the effects have now wared off

[bahamasartits]

@Warxyph worn* off so im thinking not completely

[TheDestinyDragoon]

I love that zombie song at the end. Who's the artist? I seem to have forgotten.

[hurerz]

@TheDestinyDragoon The cranberries

[TheDestinyDragoon]

@hurerz That's the name. Thanks.

[diegonikki]

religiousil more like dimethyltriptamine

[diegonikki]

0:13 OBEY LOL

[tjonestoday]

"in children anal bleeding may occur"

[EdyMar77]

hahahahaha

[Thinkdeep420]

BRILLIANT!!!!

[psycotria]

@hippychic12

You KNOW you want to post this to your FaceBook page!

Nobody has a right to not be offended. Besides, offense is in the mind of the offended and is a choice they make.

[psycotria]

Great!

[daddyleon]

lol anal bleeding... where would that come from :P

[akayourmommasdaddy]

@daddyleon the child molesting priests that the pope protects? lmao

[daddyleon]

@akayourmommasdaddy I thought so too :P

[akayourmommasdaddy]

@daddyleon oh we don't have to think so. we know so :P

[daddyleon]

@akayourmommasdaddy the only example of absolute knowledge (A)

[akayourmommasdaddy]

@daddyleon to bad atheists are few. i could really use some atheist friends around me.. sick of getting drunk with friends and they start talking about "god." lmao.. not to mention they believe in dinosaurs.... which they don't know quite yet that their faith doesn't believe in them.. funny how it works. I shall let them know next time they bring up god.

[daddyleon]

@akayourmommasdaddy Yeah, I think you should. Most of my friends aren't atheist.

But they think believing in god is factually wrong. They just don't knwo the definition of atheism I guess.

I think that's the case with many more ppl.

[boywhoy88]

LOL. Time is short!

[MissLucyBoomer]

All those thousands of myths and crazy gods that where made up thousands of years ago are obviously false.... EXCEPT FOR MINE! MINE IS TOTALLY THE REAL ONE. I know because my parents told me so. XD

[GreenSight201]

your best one yet

[DremordDrale]

Now I want to obey... PRAISE ALLAH AND THE GOVERNMENTS THAT PROTECT ME! THANK YOU DARKMATTER2525!

[hippychic12]

I want so badly to put this in my facebook newsfeed, but I know there are a few people in my life who would be offended by it. I couldn't help but laugh....I kind of feel sorry for people believing in imaginary friends...it's sad.

[Kidofrodo]

I wish it was funny, it's actually quite sad X_X

[Rabboleth]

...and please, for the love of all that's good and decent, do NOT take this with Kool-Aid! O_O

[Ollyoxenfree1]

Anal bleeding in some children... LOL.

[Vierzbanator]

Religiousil may cause halucinations of tornadoes

[Z6D4C4]

@jwils924 LOL Dude, you're the most hilarious troll ever! XD

[Z6D4C4]

@politicoochie09 Nahhh, I'm just going to stay in the matrix.

[dunkersonleann]

love this one

[pochopaz7381]

@Juillardl You werent taking the real religiosil, if you where you would have never leave it

[alexchris32]

"anal bleeding may occur."

lmao

[politicoochie09]

Take the RED pill.  Destroy the BLUE pill. Free yourself!

[Juillardl]

Do Not Take this!! Trust me, i've tried and it just fucked me up badly

[5T34LTHcamoT4NK]

@Juillardl im glad your back then, buy who i don't know

[TheBAGman17]

why is there an advertisement for Mormons on here lol

[Tekeydieb]

@TheBAGman17 there every where, i think theyr following me! them wont go away! damn you ignorance, the book of Abraham is your downfall!

[KyuubiDragon4]

You wanna know what the problem with "# people are _____" comments? They expire pretty quickly.

[nononsenseinrational]

hilarious video! It was painfull so much I was laughing!

[jwils924]

People who reject God and God's Word are following the ways of the world and/or ignorant to or misunderstand God's Word. The best person to explain it in a clear, concise way, in my opinion, is Dr. Charles Stanley in his Life Principal's series through *In Touch Ministries. When your faith increases and understanding becomes clearer you will be absolutely amazed and subsequently regret the days you rejected Him and suffered accordingly.

[nononsenseinrational]

@jwils924 People who reject reality and knowledge are following the ways of the superstitious and/or ignorant to or misunderstand reason. The best person to explain it in a clear, consice way, in my opinion, is Anybody in i rigth mind. When your faith increase your understanding fades away. You would be amazed of how much there is to know. The day you rejected reason, you brain suffered a trauma called God. Go on with your life and beleive all you like...

[silvio0melo]

Darkmatter2525: You are fucking talented, man!!!!!!!

[9009Hayden]

Wow, I'll never insult allergy medications again.

[88rat88]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[BelialAndar]

@VivianTheCat It is one of those songs that will live on all through out history.

[AtheistGamer4]

I hate comments that quote the video...and then people just fucking thumb them up.

[xeadm]

OBEY

[Kogeki95]

OBEY

[TheShaitanjr]

zombie - the cranberries

[paul262674]

incredible how much truth is in this video! from 0.01 to 1.36! :) *of course only for those who don`t take Religiousil or interrupt their treatment.

[TheGoatherdGod]

whaddabout hallucinations?

[MrMcMan123321]

1:01 in some children, anal bleeding may occur...

[JaguarEscarlata]

Youy forgot to say "Do not mix it with science: will cause convulsions!"

[JaguarEscarlata]

"Consult with an Atheist immediately" LOL

[AdamSiders614]

Sounds Like Religious People Are Already On Religiousil.

[kidkong584]

Did anyone else notice it saying "OBEY!" at 0:14 ?

[Blueberry8557]

@kidkong584 nope!

[apocalypse221]

@kidkong584 I've got two words:

Subliminal Messaging

Is it really that much of a surprise?

[Mikeybetts]

LOL

"taking religiousil with Viagra will not effect your woody, it will just make you ashamed of it"

CLASSIC!

[pieblanc]

Very subtle subliminal message at 0:12

[DeathnoteBB]

Trust me, you can be a "zombie" even if you're not religious, not that I'm disagreeing with you.

[TinyMike111]

@DeathnoteBB This is suggesting that being religious makes you a zombie, not necessarally that athiests are guaranteed not to be one, just that all theists are.

[DeathnoteBB]

@TinyMike111 No, it's making fun of the people that are. The ones with false smiles on their face going door to door in a buisness like manner trying to sell you God as if you needed it. It's not something seriously talking about all of religious people, it's a joke :/

[MoralRapist]

@ruzzdugg wow. You fail to realize how much intolerance christianity causes. "Burn all the gays!!!" that is why he put in all the side effects. Homophobia, intolerance, ignorance etc.

[MoralRapist]

@pochopaz7381 rofl. Ray comfort is a dumbass.

[PETE4REALITY]

Love it hats off!

[mrquinnie429]

@Calebmoyer Hahahahahahahahaha

[agentbutete07]

haha.., where cud i buy this??

[pochopaz7381]

Regiosil can cause strange behaviour to bananas

[Calebmoyer]

WARNING: taking religiousil in combination with male enhancement medication will result in rampant child molestation.

[MoralRapist]

@Calebmoyer aint that the truth.

[ThinkerResearcher]

"in some children anal bleeding may occur" hahahaha, awesome !

[trueChaos23]

Very Impressive fast talking

[starwarsfreakgeek]

That kitten looks exactly like the new kittens that we have at our house.

[THEEVANTHETOON]

I'm a Christian, and I have to admit that this video is hilarious.

"...anal bleeding may occur".

[SuperMrAtheist]

This is just freaking great. I love it.

[ruzzdugg]

lol, wow, you guys are really desperate, don't understand the Bible and twist all it says. i can see that within 30 secs. And consulting an atheist would be like consulting a mechanic to fix your spine. Or a dentist to rewire your house... Hmmm... not smart. Consult the Bible and a true christian. And yeah it's hard to tell a times because for many christianity is an act. So find those who really believe and experience Christ.

[vivalaleta]

@ruzzdugg As a former theology major I will tell you I am sure I know a whole lot more scripture than you do.

"For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works.Verily I say unto you,There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom."

Matthew 16:27,28

Wait a minute! This was almost 2000 years ago..These guys have been dead a long time!

[vivalaleta]

@ruzzdugg "Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for Atheism ever conceived." Isaac Asimov

"For there are eunuchs, that were so born from their mother's womb: and there are eunuchs, that were made eunuchs by men: and there are eunuchs, that made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it." (Matthew 19:12 ASV)

[vivalaleta]

@ruzzdugg Murder, rape, and pillage at Jabesh-gilead (Judges 21:10-24 NLT) Wherein God tells his army to murder all unvirginal women because of their ethnicity, force others into marriage and, when there weren't enough women for ALL of God's men, to RAPE the rest of the women of Shiloh that they needed to get their rocks off with.

[crypticBhann]

hahahaha!!! it's a really funny video but at the same time scary thinking thier's actually a lot of people who would defend that ideology

[MaggotKing9]

MUST OBEY

[8789spartan]

this video is fucking halarious especially the end note about viagra

[bmehoota]

best vid ever

[AllAroundBang]

Anal bleeding in children XD

[Kadadj]

I am Christian, but I must admit, this was hilarious.

[pasheka777]

@RagingMonocle Maybe it was a subliminal message joke? It was so...obvious! :)

[aboyborninjune]

42 people are on Religiousil.

[TuberPhil1984]

Funny, athesil gave me the same side-effects...

[Thunderfingers999]

Could've done without that horrible Cranberries caterwaul at the end! Other than that feel free to consult me. Oh yeah, 41 people are still going to just decompose when they die, cause that's all there is to do when you're dead!

[Peaceinlifenowar]

HAhAHAH 

[YoungTaylor9]

dont be a zombie xD

[jetunknownactor]

SUPER :-)

[DanielSchaffiro]

I like atheists who used to be theists. They seem to be more well rounded as far as knowing goes. Is DarkMatter2525 an ex-theist?

[TheRationalist76]

@DanielSchaffiro Most Atheists are ex-Theists. I am for one, and all my other friends that are Atheists were born into a Theist background. Not many parents teach Atheism to their children, i was loosely raised a Christian and followed the Bible and believed all the stories for a while. Then i began to become skeptical and i really started going down the ladder. Sooner or later i thought Buddhism the best and then just realized Buddhism is an older and spiritual version of modern Atheism

[MadMAn12gauge]

@DanielSchaffiro i allways was an atheist, i was just forced to go to church....i became horrified and felt dumb at around 14-years old, when i realised that people wern't roleplaying or faking it! they actually......believe in this crap as a reality....something that has puzzled me till i understood that religious people are either sub-human, or are waiting to grow up still....religion never took a hold, i read a lot of books as a lil lad enough to know what is reality and what is fantasy

[UnleashedFire]

:)))

[eternallypre]

GOTTALUVIT!

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[TheIAMINU]

The bleeding is from the bread.

[BER2ERKER]

Hhahaha

[Noiro10]

I get it! Anal bleeding from catholic priests, that is funny!

[masluxx]

Damn' that is hard core.

[socialchangefirst]

hahaha Brilliant



[taffysaur]

@augra420 haha, good point.

[ChavoMysterio]

Do they come in suppository form? ><

[Unwarranted]

Lol! 'Consult an atheist emmidietly.' Awesome!

[Dubonjierugi]

I love how you have OBEY appear like subliminal messaging in your videos.

[TheMatrix398]

"if any of these symptoms occur consult an atheist" ROFL,LMAOF,!!

oh damn you're super funny!!

[Heathensrule]

Love the video!  Why the Irish protest song at the end?