How to be a Good Spy (team fortress machinima)

[thewapow]

How to be a good spy... disguise as a team soldier and start running toward the enemy base. Out of fear the enemies will retreat. Become invisible and get past their defenses where they all are crowded. Get a backstab spree and smile

[Hatchatfatbat]

How to be a good pyro

Step one: Press left mouse button

Step 2: Never release

Step 3: Profit???

[roman6a]

@Hatchatfatbat w+m1 pyros will always fail

THEY WILL ALWAYS FAIL.

[Quon98]

Where do I sign up?

[Mega2Sniper]

The main spy sounds like roman from gta 4 talking with frence accent ;p

[CrisTheHunter]

Lol now I want to play tf2

[xxxGuanYuxxx]

Freakin love the song at the end !!!!

[SicariiHD]

How do you like this product? It turns me on sexualy and I love it!

[captdoe1]

STEAL UR PARENTS MONEY AND BUY THIS PRO-

[moastytoasty54]

DUDE...I AM A FUCKING SPYCRAB.

[viveksterrr10]

Stupid I will rather learn from my friend

[3TreesStudios]

My cat's dead now too....

[desenrrollado]

XD

[punypawFAIL]

2477 people are gay

[Almondsareodd]

the dislikes are from cod kids

[zwabTheRealOne]

Before I click play again, let me guess, people wanted to become a good TF2 spy, so they click a video with a title such as this video EVEN THOUGH this channel is called Machinima, meaning this video might actually be a proper machinima and hence a laugh and a joke, but all the butthurt 5 year olds thought ZOMFG MISLEADING TITLE DISLIKE LULZORZ!

[KarmaChicken]

2427's cats died and they didnt move anymore D:

[SparkTa100]

so much dislikes

[Destroyer2070]

Seems legit

[Destroyer2070]

Seems legit

[RazeDrow]

steal ur parents money and buy this proBOOM!!!!!!

[jaredglasgow3]

im jealose of the bitch, she gets knifed, molested, AND has fun... shes so lucky!

[xmann277]

If you do not complete this task, i will R*** beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! lol'd

[Gamer8481]

Its big fucking LOL!!!!!!!!!

[DanielWu7777]

.........

[mingthegamer]

thanks machinima, this helped me a lot!

[MrArr1999]

If you do disguise as the most retarded person on the other team the other them will never think your a spy.

[AsianHoPz]

i came on here to learn how to be a good spy but i came out knowing nothing

[inazuma93]

why with the freaking finish him

[tf2sniper100]

he needs to read "How To Dodge A Missle"

[mngamer2010]

2:03



[ronackostolomac]

:/

[VegetarianZombie140]

Real words: Grow some balls!

Transcribe Audio: here are some of our lives

[Biodeamon]

this is so crappy it created a rip in space and became hilarious

[NerfMaster000]

@gameplayer4885 They not only didn't fix that glitch, but they also add a spy crab taunt!

[gameplayer4885]

srsøy wish valve had never fixed the spycrab glitch ;(

[zjczac12333]

PRESS 3

[dskull2000]

1:46? lol 4 shoots?

[Cascante98]

GROZUMBALLS!!

[BloodDrinker1231]

i want the whole kit.. i'll pay for it XD!!!! p.s. how do you do the crabwalk...

[TheFantDX]

@BloodDrinker1231 chrouch while using your disguise kit. But you need to be looking up while selecting disguise.

[unknowingbiker]

THIS VIDEO IS A PIECE A *****

[Sunnyside186]

50 easy payments of $99.99 = $4,999.50

[kickiwi]

What makes me a good spy, Well If I Were A Bad Spy I Wouldn't Be Sitting Here Talking To You About Now Would I!?

[david16164]

buy funny

[david16164]

wrong man

[skaterdude4221]

2 408 dont know how to play spy

[aaronboon620]

this make melike spys more

[crapvidios66]

Shit.

[Rattolord]

HAHAH, disguise as the most fucked up person you know......

[myLovelyCabbage]

wtf machinima.... wtf...

[80killjack]

i need help i don't know the number to call but if the spy tutorial didn't work i;m going to need some refunds

[MultiPivotmasterdx]

why so many dislikes?

[superdrewster98]

HAVING FUN WITH A BITCH!!!

[Reloadcz]

i have the dinner and my little brother says this egg is a spy !

[DonPaolo1000]

I hate all 2373 people who disliked this. I will find you, and I will kill you.

[nickcool255]

lmao

[IroneGuy]

THAT CAKE IS A LIE!!

[TheMaxJulius]

MY DAD PLAYS TF2??? AND HE WANTS TO BE AGOOD SPY WTF??!!??!? NOW I NEED TO SPY MY DAD IF ITS REAL.

[ghostdroneguy365836]

@TheMaxJulius me too he wants to kill someone and chop there dick O_O

[MrLowprofile13]

4:04 made me jump

[datmanflyliketeca]

I came here to learn tips and tricks. This sucked actually.

[Candybabyayame13]

Blue spy hates you guys. :'(

[n3ocnian]

how do u do spy crab

[StackCityEntOfficial]

Wasted my time.

[marcosperezomg]

$5000.00 dollars for this kit SOLD im buying this kit

[MinaHela]

WEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEEEEE! Watching you gays is like watching a handful of stupid pricks! Hahaha! I love this video!

[CmZxC]

Friendly fire was enabled in 3:59

[hazemburguer]

Disguise as a Scout. Run slowly.

[milkpowder001]

HAHAHAHAHAHA COULDNT STOP LAUGHING LOLOLOLOL

[GTR141Foxer]

Dodging Missiles? Shut up and take my money

[Snowyluc]

It's meant to be a comedy :P

[sebjamesdog6]

that was horrible

[ronackostolomac]

EPIC FAIL >:(

[tom97560]

every free 2 play player thats watching this vid: (1) to do first step you need a copy of gmod

(2) to crab walk take the disguise thing and look up while crouching

(3) to shoot you press mouse 1

(final task) answer: gabe newell

[santabloxs]

the guy who made this must say in his head no not owr finest moment

[socosid]

you've got more a russian accent then a french accent

[YamahamaBigButo]

The likes and dislikes bar looks like a Knife

[idoify]

The video is a guide to be like nice spy OR just be good at killing at stuff

[iruleatsinging]

sing to with the tune of She'll be comin round the mountain

hem hem

He'll be comin round the corner with a gun,

he'll have a knife, a watch and a gun,

and when you turn your back he'll stab you in the back,

and finnish you off with his gun,

He'll transorm into you to trick your friends,

Staby,Staby,Staby,Staby,Stabby­,Stab

and when they're all dead, he'll start it all again

cuz he knows how to use his gun YEEAAAA

[Rodiootje99]

1:14 looks like nico from gta 4

[DFXist]

Rule 1: never wear gibuses or party hats

Rule 2: Play vanilla

Rule 3: watch omfgninja

Rule 4: stab people

[maersklandro]

This sucks balls.

And so do you.

[minecraft200]

@maersklandro you asshole its just a movie for assholes like you

[Aerlund]

so retarded

[iamarcel]

WOOT MY REAL NAME IS MARCEL IM FAMOUS OMG! #lol

[DeputyFifey]

If I am paying 50 "easy" $99.99 I better be getting a really good butterfly knife.

[YourFavoriteGriefer]

omg this turnes me on :D

[PockieAlliance]

Those 2,294 dislikes followed this guide and was removed from the game for being crap, however those 2,763 likes are Spies who didn't follow this guide and helped their team win the game.

[Bartflaners]

so many people dont get this is a joke...

[AZAZAZ639]

hahaha i have been playing tf2 for days my cats dead, he doesn't move anymore :O - even more funnier i love it it turns me on sexually!!

[TheGarde369]

2 289 peoples are red spies !!!!!! (- watch my videos HOW DO SPYCRABBING and more on my chanel :DD) They could be you, They could be me, They could..AAAAAH

[QuickScopeWeegee]

You guys are a disgrace to spies everywhere.

[scrolspixzenz]

how did i become a good spy?: i watched OMFGninja

[taehosaja]

This basically sucks.



[mrfail04]

2282 people are bad spys.

[ali27124]

nice video guys , i like it its very funny no matter what !

[Monokuli092]

LOL they made this on Team fortress 2 birthday

[KukriCat]

What the hell did I I just watch?

[TheLofren]

he sounds more like borat than like a frenchman

[Carbon9995]

@TheLofren whats a borat? :)

[TheLofren]

@Carbon9995 this is borat:

/watch?v=vFP-MktgOKU

[Dennizjoon]

@TheLofren say My suit is black, NOT! My suit is not black! no no no my suit is black Naawt! Ok now your turn, my suit is black not.(speeded)

[MegamanWily]

@TheLofren but it doesn't need to sound like a frenchman unless you like sterotypizing. If that's even a word

[TheLofren]

@MegamanWily well, the spy IS french, and yes I'm steretyping the way frenchs speak in this video, partly because the spy IS a stereotypical version of a french person (in some [many] ways) I know a lot of of french persons and none of them talks with their stereotypical accent

[xXzyferXx]

this sucks srsly why did u put this in ur channel

[gronkifronk]

I can't believe that machinima actually alowed something as shitty as this to be on their channel...

[DiabeticFedoraMan]

WTF

[ThomasXp]

his cats dead

[polcsek10]

whats this shit?

[failchook]

well my friends youve come to the rong place

[thesandyravage1000]

omg lamest u tube vid ever

[kononenkogal123]

2:22 *

[kononenkogal123]

2:25 epic laugh

[flyman4456]

2233 people are not good spy



[DaBluePancake]

Best way to play spy : Badwater Payload with new F2P player on BLU with saharan spy set . You can chainstab right on the cart behind their back and they wont even know it :D

[ClousVonHindenbug]

"How To Be A Good Spy"

Watch OMFGninja

[LordScynex]

@ClousVonHindenbug sometimes that just makes u feel bad for ur self, OMFGninja makes it look WAY too easy

[ToChoppa]

i got over 500 points in my last game as spy so i consider my self good XDD

[sk8r9871]

@ToChoppa faggot.

[leonard663]

I rofl'd on having fun with a bitch

[asteron666]

2225 people came to this video thinking they would actually become good spies xD

[TheJoeHawkinsShow]

Press 6= Spy Hump

[Duskbear]

Only funny part is 0:36

[imjowsef]

If you are watching this you are an obvious spy.

[TharTassakahn]

c'est tellement stupide, il fait sens

[MrCameronlaw]

@TharTassakahn shmoogen shaw? oh wait i speak english.

[MihailoSilni]

I'll never play any other class again if being a good spy includes having "fun" with a bitch......

[awsomebreen]

i cant belive this is machinima ...

[AppalotAppReviews]

I learned absolutely nothing. Someone owes me 5 minutes of my life back

[BlusterWolf]

why ppl dislike this? 

[2703100matt]

wrstgefdgdgs

[andyyychi]

2696 people are not good spys

[VictoriusDawn]

@andyyychi Woah, you ARE a faggot aren't you?

[andyyychi]

@VictoriusDawn whats a faggot anyways?

[Swiftphantom]

@andyyychi Fag means "gay", you can find out the rest.

[redaggron1]

@andyyychi faggot is a pile of sticks

[obsurdety]

omg i have been doing it all wrong this entire time? i didnt even crabwalk! and to think i thought all the other spys were doing it to be funny... i seriously need to start doing this whenever i play! thank you sooo much!

[MrSuperpoder]

Or you could put a sexy spray on a wall and wait for a perv to come and the you backstabbing him

[xpaintballxpr]

@MrSuperpoder lol thats what i do XD

[zXskullkingXz]

The bottom line is a lie

The top line is the truth

[somedude1112]

@zXskullkingXz DOES NOT COMPUTE 100101010101010001010110101010

[cheesk8er]

@zXskullkingXz

.........

WINDOWS A fatal exception OE has occurred.

The system will now be fucked for life.

WTF

[TheGIANTgonads]

well now the second top comment is not true anymore

[jizzins]

i knew you wouldnt learn anything from this right when i saw machinima made it

[xxkillakrackr]

This video was not funny :P It was actually pretty boring!

[Purepanc]

@xxkillakrackr Nope.avi

[deltastorm100]

DO I eat cookies

[halogod62]

ok is this program cash or credit

[XxAfirexX]

this is hte best program ever, now i can shoot anything and i am playing tf2 for days, my cat is dead. He doesnt move anymore

LOL

still, i managed to get a 10000 10 kdr from this video, wait no, its a 10 10000 kdr ._. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUU

[pkman947]

how to be a good spy: dont play spy you're all shit

[Dante5637]

im already a good spy my strange knife is now gore spattared in like 2 days

[deadlycatthefirst]

they make me watch a 30 second commercial for this?

[KidBlackOps]

Lol thanks alot this helped :D

[paapeli09]

2120 didn't learn how to be spy

[TheDizzyDane]

@BUTTheadOFdoom Its because the damn shit is now f2p >:o all yo noobs xD<3

[ostepobss]

How to be a good Spy: Don't watch this video.

[NDSPr02]

@ostepobss Dont watch your fucking videos

[zackers01]

@ostepobss this video was for humor dude i thought it was hilarious

[lechimp89]

2,109 people can't have fun...WITH A BITCH

[kikithemad93]

Both top comments are exactly identical, and have the exact same amount of thumbs-ups. Nice.

[ryan9169]

why so much dislikes

[KingBlueDog500]

Heres another tip... To be a good spy... You never have to take advice from utube vids

[IWreckedYourDay]

2,093 still dont know how to play spy.

[dracula103192]

@BUTTheadOFdoom dang i just clicked on it so i can try to be a good spy

[TehNoobLand1]

I thought you were actually gonna teach us how to be a spy -_-

[nsan96]

this guide is totally worth  $4999,50

[ALdiStudios]

Russian accent?

[McFat767]

@ALdiStudios French 

[Sacrifice117]

Marcel the shell roflmao

[popprincess150]

@BUTTheadOFdoom Then go to omfgninja's videos.

[LookStunting]

Your accent was russian, however, spy is french.

[jamesejudy3]

@LookStunting

his accent was shit. It was a bastardized mix of a bunch of crap.

[vSMiTHx442]

:L pivot kid and lego monster are goin at it!

[legomonster249]

@MrPivotkid ...

(no it wont)