HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!

[1joshmacca]

omg stupid ginger nerds

[platinumpikachu13]

@1joshmacca he's not even a ginger...

[poisonmist13]

HEY. HEY. See that unicorn!? See it?! The white one! The one with pink hooves.

I WANT IT! Were did you get it!?

Do I have your attention? Ok.

Give this comment a thumbs up if you think the guy in this video is awesome...... and you like unicorns.

[NicksPolitics]

how did they do that without john knowing that?

[polkadotdalek]

Also not as bad as the christchurch Earthquakes

[applespice01]

nooo, they broke up, what do I do with the dolls now?

[InuKagndWolfsRaingrl]

John's birthday is two days before mine!

[GummiMuffins]

Wait, wait, wait... John and I share the same birthday?? AND he lives... here?

I'd pathetically brag about all the other famous people with whom I have these vague connections, but it's just so... ugh.

It's really not so fun to hear about celebrity encounters that transpired before that person became a success anyway. For example, my town is practically teeming with old high school acquaintances (and one trailer trash ex I hate knowing) of Tony Stewart, but it's not as awesome as it sounds. :/

[NeilSonOfNorbert]

are you still excepting calander day submisions?

[ryanmueller99]

Hold 7...he's pointing at Buffy!

[jenstudlie]

That is such an amazing gift.

[McFioranNuggets]

When I looka t you out of the corner of my eye, you look like jacksfilms.

[Cdog0823]

OMFG johns birthday is the day after mine!! Ahhhhh!!! XD

[TheKatie144]

I wanted to do one, but yeah I wasn't able to. D:

[bellacullen98a]

that's an amazing gift!

[phantomgirl7338]

Well, since I'm going for the Buffy poster, I suppose it makes sense for me to give you some Buffy facts!

DID YOU KNOW that Sarah Michelle Gellar was initially cast as Cordelia?

Nathan Fillion auditioned for the role of Angel.

Ryan Reynolds auditioned for the role of Xander.

Alyson Hannigan was not in the unaired pilot of Buffy because she was not the first choice for Willow. However, for the aired pilot, one of the production notes was to recast Willow.

[vagrantknight248]

Hey, i have the same Birthday as John!

[DeSmurfen125]

French The Llama! this is awesome! my brother is born on the 25th of August and I'm born on the 5th of July. John is born on the 24th of August and Hank on 5th of May XD (still if you don't get it, fine but for me its awesome!)

DFTBA!

x Eva

[pyrokineticaura]

okay, to Hank and anyone else who thought poorly of the east over reacting to the earthquake let me point out 2 things to you first everyone overreacts to weather and disasters they aren't used to ex: south California's traffic hardly moves in a light rain and second imagine, for a second, how terrifying it was for the people in D.C. and New York to feel the ground shaking when it shouldn't have been

[mailboxmatty]

I'd /really/ appreciate it if someone could let me know where I could get a custom calendar like that (a block with one page per day) printed. I'm also making one for a birthday gift.

Do anyone know where that was printed/put together?

[rebeccawashere]

HOW DID HE MAKE THAT PRESENT? or where did he get it?

[misshogwarts1125]

SUCH A BIG FAN OF THE BUFFY POSTER!

[singularraven]

How would I go about sending you a gift?

[shannonheart1]

Well, his first present is a bit late. But it still happened!

[mrpoolester]

Indianapolis DOES have earthquakes.  Sometimes. I've been through one of them. They just aren't very scary.

[ISuperfan]

i have recently discovered the wonderfulness that is the Vlogbrothers, and have...months later,..also discovered that I share a birthday with John,,,now i feel really cool. FRENCH THE LLAMA!!!

[LittleMissRoseShaw]

:O BUFFY!!!

[SmileyEClaire101]

OMG HANK WATCHES BUFFFY! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

[ImmaSquidlng]

uh exuse me but why is GLaDOS on your shelf and where can i get one?

[sexzymustache]

HOLY MOTHER OF J.K. ROWLING. JOHN, WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY.

[gawaine13]

Happy Birthday John. Your birthday is my birthday too. So... happy belated to the you... I was busy selfishly celebrating my own last month. DFTBA!

[TEDISLIFE]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN! I LOVE YOU and hank I LOVE THE FREIKING BUFFY POSTER. JESUS CHRIST! YOUR HOT

[themanwithacam]

i so want of those calendars! can you buy them on DFTBA? Im doing a YTO challenge, please view this with your eyeballs :)

[lovesbeautyxo]

Happy late birthday:)

[JAGSTER1235]

hey johns birthday is 2 days away from mine

[PACMANnot]

gLaDos Potato on the shelf... :D

[MsShmankYou14]

@DeadManTalkingLD You're welcome. Today's my birthday...which is why I'm watching this video :P

[DeadManTalkingLD]

@MsShmankYou14 Bahaha XD Happy Birthday then. Sorry I'm a bit late :P

[Camilla0990]

:O august 24th?! thats my birthday too, i just turned 21 :) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[Creepedoutcat]

I want to do one of those pages! :D How do I submit one? :3

[FarSightOfTheMoon]

I was kinda hoping Hank would have kept going with the "insight" present. Then I could be all like "HAHA JOHN! HANK FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY".  But then I was like, "I really gotta carry around extra pairs of pants...".

[FarSightOfTheMoon]

I'm gonna save myself the time and just say "YAY [POSTER ON HANK'S WALL, IF AND ONLY IF IT'S ON HANK'S WALL]!!!!"

[Yesyourfaceshari]

Oh, I wish I could be as awesome as they.

[Lisztomania333]

Hank, I really, really agree with your choice of poster for this vlog. Just sayin.

[TheCrimson20]

lol hahahahahahahah ur hilarious i have to sub!! hahahahaha im frickin laughing my frickin head off!! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha HAAAAA

[TheCrimson20]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!! :D

[BunnyWithSunglasses]

well... today is MY birthday...

[TheCrimson20]

@BunnyWithSunglasses

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[ajswanson91]

@BunnyWithSunglasses I know I'm late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

[houstonTidlands]

JOHN CAN I GET ONE AND YOU REALLY ROCK ... YOUR SHIRT 

[xxpunkrocker09xx]

Happy Birthday, John! (I'm so late...but you didn't wish me a happy birthday at all so...)

[ILOOOOOOVEPIE]

oh my gosh where did you get that Glados model on the shelf behind you? I love it!

[sugarpuff194]

I wonder if john fell for it.

[elizamazawesome]

Happy Birthday (in your pants) (and rather late), John!

(Apparently, John's birthday wish is a pregnancy scare. Go figure.)

[BookTaxiPerson]

@xxxNewEyesxxx Still, it's creepy to me

[BookTaxiPerson]

This is creepy yet true... John and i share birthdays in the same week! it's creepy

[xxxNewEyesxxx]

@BookTaxiPerson Not that creepy, you've got an approximately 2% of having a birthday in the same week as him, and considering how many nerdfighters there are there are probably thousands whose birthdays are in the same week as John's.

[TerryHan103]

love you two and that brotherly thing that you two have going on

[immaturatycentral52]

i was there when the earth quake in virginia happened. i just thought it was my garage door opening....

[ilive4potter]

happy be-lated birthday john! im currently reading Paper Towns and LOVING IT!!!! :)

[Ash1316182123]

Buffy poster!!!!! :)

[smileyskippy13]

i looooove the buffy poster!

[81gingerale]

my bday is august 23

[LaurenMichele315]

Hank, I want to make a custom page-a-day calendar for my friends birthday using my own pictures. How or where did you make the one you gave to John?

[tinkers1997]

Even though this is late......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strangely, on your birthday, I bought one of your books!

[theceterus]

8 million hours of vlog brothers. Really?

[elimacca]

Oh my god the tree comment ^^

[blitzchamp482]

Anybody else notice the soccer short numbers 6 and 9

[BlackDiamondDia]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER POSTER. hank, i love you.

annnd his bday is the same as my sisters! i love him now too. i just love u guys!!!!! ((huggsss))

[jaynethebloody]

@BlackDiamondDia I love buffy.

[BlackDiamondDia]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER POSTER. hank, i love you.

[scottintulsa]

Late happy bday!

[lavender817jr]

happy birthday

[Iggysgirllove]

Wait wait....Hank's birthday is August 24? My birthday is August 24th......Happy Belated Birthday Hank! We're like twins!!!!

[annaslater11]

@Iggysgirllove John's birthday is August 24, Hank (the guy IN the video) has his birthday on the 5th of May.

[TheWMSLibrarian]

Happy Birthday John! ...and Hank - you guys are awesome brothers! I wonder what the world would be like if all brothers, sisters, and friends looked out for each other and lifted the spirits around them like you guys do. Well, it would probably be pretty awesome! Duh... how did I not see that?

[OMGLOLGR8BRB]

happy birthday john

[cuppateaaa]

I have period pain right now and I can't appreciate the happiness of the video while my hormones are causing my to want to smash everything in sight. Nevertheless, happy birthday, John.

[Acidreign666]

Happy Birthday!!!!

[catsfan129]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!! You are inspirational writer and person! DFTBA

[xheartx333]

lolololol i live in connecticut and that picture of the plastic table made me laugh so fricking hard. lollll i might be slightly sleep deprived, but ahh hank you are awesome

[rcsugar]

Happy Birthday John!

[stargaze427]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN! :D don't die [:

[42bottlesofbeer]

John Green has the same birthday as my dad :)

[MrNjbize]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND !!!!!!

[FierceFilmz]

@MrNjbize ROFL

[TheSpeclord]

happy birthday john...ok is...is this what all the cool kids do this days?

[cookiekhoala]

Buffy, The Vampire Slayer ^_^

[girlaxia]

see what happens when you fall behind on vlogbrother videos? you miss out on helping john's birthday gift.

french the llama!

ps-- happy belated john!

[sumizome18]

Happy Belated birthday like... um a week or more later.

[ashiezorz]

(happy belated birthday, John)

[mailboxmatty]

Just wondering where you got the calendar printed... Or did you print/assemble it yourself? Because, either way that's a rather excellent idea :)

[Gilliannn1]

i don't think hank is allowed to lecture anyone about overreacting, considering he devoted an entire rant video to being called a pussy by someone driving by... most pedestrians i know (me and other teenagers) are aggressively harassed by drivers quite regularly...i can't imagine anyone bothering to get mad about it (unless you get something thrown at you).

[siesiekayt19]

wasnt a big deal? um. i lost power for 3 days. thats missing an episode of vlogbrothers. it is very much a big deal.

[therandom123]

Happy Belated Birthday John! DFTBA!

[LadyLykaois]

Yay celebrating the day that John Green came forth from the organs of his mother!

[willmaidment]

Happy Birthday John! (Sorry I am late, I was on holiday at the time.)

[ryanguitarist1]

i dont get why hew put this suff on

[ValentineEvenings]

Happy Belated Birthday John

[nicoleeeetozier]

my best friend has the same b day! happy birthday john and kadie! :) haha

[lovelaj0149]

how do we send in a design?

[hakuhaku100]

happy b-day john!!!

[shadedscript]

happy birthday john! <3

[AbbyLovegood7]

How do we send you designs for this, Hank?

[xemmiexbearx]

Happy Brithday John! <3

[LoverOfMusic120]

If I was there to sing John I would sing to you in hebrew. Yes I would take the energy to do that. :)

[Readna]

At the beginning I just thought he was trying to make up excuses for not getting him a present.

[keeponreading]

HAPPY MEGA BELATED BIRTHDAY JOHN!

[tuxxedomask]

Happy Belated Birthday John! I hope it was wonderful

[conpanaro]

Where the hell did he make that calendar? I want to make one!

[rai11801]

Aug 25 two days before my birthday

[CharKorbit]

John's birthday is one day before my gran's birthday, three days before my sister's birthday and four days before mine. You're part of birthdayfest now.

[jacobcoolguy]

I was like

"Hank. Lame."

And then I was like

"OOOOUURRRRRLY??"

[sarahmac1226]

Buffy poster. Hell yes!!

[greyXeyedXgirl]

Any natural disaster where people are injured is still serious. Anyways, Happy Birthday John!

[omah12jyah]

Happy Belated Birthday, John! Looking forward to The Fault in Our Stars.

[animechika21]

Happy Belated Birthday

[mallardduckie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[lucklessluke]

taking a leaf out of alex day's book on the shirt matter

[AjMannpie]

AUGUST 24 IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[neTynniG]

Happy belated birthday!

Don't know how I forgot when your birthday is right before mine.

So again, happy birthday. Hope it was wonderblous!

[bubbles7pjc]

Happy Belated Birthday John! I hope you had an awesome day ;)

[lildramatic4760]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!

Also: BUFFY!!!!

[ZachJamesFriend]

Happy Birthday John!

[ChelseaAnonymous]

Happy belated birthday, John!!

(is lazy when it comes to watching videos. -.-')

[Ihave7horcruxs]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVELY BUM!

[ShadowJay11]

Pfft, I thought the earthquake was awesome.

[Jourreve]

Happy freakin' (belated) birthday John! Thanks for being awesome.

[Mandolindsay]

I paused at 0:03 to let it load and..... LOL

[Umishiru]

Happy Birthday.

[PlatypusAnonymous]

Happy belated birthday John!

You are truly an inspiration to people young and old everywhere :).

Can't wait to get The Fault In Our Stars! Here's to hoping it's Hanklerfished :o.

-Sarah

[MsRiverRose]

Happy belated birthday, John!

[btvsBestShowEver]

i wanted to thumbs up all of the comments that mentioned the FANTASTICALLY AWESOME BUFFY POSTER, but 103 pages, i just had to give up.

BUFFY IS THE BEST SHOW EVER CREATED. JOSS WHEDON IS AWESOME.

[Tibequidorianglander]

What the balls is up with the lighting starting at about 1:10?

[Guysaac]

Happy freakin birthday.

[Waterflame]

Happy belated birthday! I would've posted this comment on your birthday, but I've been moving and haven't had Internet access. I am sitting in a Panera Bread right now, just to use the wifi, so I could send this birthday message to you!

[RozenStar]

Happy birthday John! :D

[laughattacks322]

Happy belated birthday!

[assmartrock]

thats cool



[hellsangel08]

Happy Belated Birthday :D

[bini2461]

happy belated birthday john :)

[ReKrisB]

Happy Belated Birthday, John.

You seriously help me remember why I like being me - and make me proud to be intelligent, curious about the world, and actually have had me paying attention to government and politics without going insane. I love the vlogs you guys put out, but your insight to many matters I would have never even dreamt that I'd find intriguing have led me to so many different paths, I could not say thank you enough.

Happy Birth[beingmadeofawesome]day, John ^_^

[japanwarlord]

who else see's the hunger games in the background?

[Vardagaladhiel]

It's late I know, but happy rather belated birthday John! You guys have become a part of my life and knowing that a vlogbrothers video coming keeps me going during the week. I have learnt so much since I subscribed to this channel and I am genuinely grateful for that!

[Handitar]

Happy belated Birthday, John! You are awesome!

[FennecFox404]

Happy belated birthday, John!

[Georgeiswayawesome]

wooooooooooooooo ---  Sent From vlogbrothers's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[cesmith2014]

"It's not so embarrassing that I'm going to go change" lol. Happy belated birthday John! You guys rock, thanks for the vids :)

[maroofasr]

Happy belated birthday John.

Also, Hank, that calendar is so frikin' awesome, is there any chance it would be mass produced and sold (obviously without the birthday page on August 24)?

[superheroeswilldie]

hsppy belated birthday john!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hellogoodbye753]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN I LOVE YOU.

[EternalLizdom]

Happy birthday!!! (Mine was on the 26th!)

[MrBristolian]

John plants a thousand trees for Hank's birthday, then Hank uses up about a thousand for John's birthday. Ironic.

[ManekIridius]

@MrBristolian It takes a thousand trees to make a single tear-away calendar? Never knew that.

[xoxsarahsaurus]

@MrBristolian a regular sized tree makes about 2,000 sheets of paper.

[MrBristolian]

@xoxsarahsaurus Yeah, I know, it was hyperbole. :L

[RaquiGirl]

Happy Birthday, John!

[chirpycricket]

Happy belated birthday!!

[Elizablue2]

I live on the east coast of America, right on the shore.

Yesterday was really fun for me.... no it wasn't.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, heres a little hint. HURRICANE!!!

[Kirschblabla]

If yes: Where did you get it? I'm a female, but i'm a nerd...

[Kirschblabla]

I have one single question: Is there the potato from Portal 2 placed in your bookshelf???

[issunRyuBlackBelt]

@Kirschblabla ZOMG it is... Where did you get it, Hank? Where???

[Kirschblabla]

@issunRyuBlackBelt I want to know it, too! I'm jealous!!!

[joneswantstowin]

AAAAAAAH INCREDIBLE BUFFY POSTER

[ghostguy1]

dear john happy bday and suck my wiener

[Sparrowarah]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! :D

[godlovesmawellyboots]

Sweet Buffy poster.

[YouCalling]

Buffy:D

[poppiesayshello]

Happy Birthday John :)

[awesomeness860]

BUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[choralinamphigory]

That earthquake almost destroyed a building at a veteran's retirement home. So...yeah.

Happy Belated Birthday John!

[thedancevlog]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!! its my birthday too on august 24th