Uwe Boll and Christian Slater

[GORIZARD5]

I gotta hand it to the Germans, they're the only ones who tolerate Bolls movies. They eat his shit, smile and call it chocolate pudding.

[AKDHifi]

I think that Christian Slater is a great actor. Especially if we think about his films in early days like 'Broken Arrow', 'True Romance' and 'Interview with the vampire'. It is really sad to recognize that Mr. Slater obviously has got no money. So he have to make films that he don't like, with coneheads like Boll who haven't got any ideas what a good film is. I hope his star will not fall and I really hope for Christian that he will get the chance in the future to prove his talent in real films.

[mattjnor98]

I'd like the chance to box him head to head.

[bolatluver29]

THIS GUY COULDNT DIRECT SUNLIGHT INTO AN OPEN DOOR

[xXpenguin93Xx]

@The RealUweBoll lololololololol how you got Christian slater is unbelievble are hope this is the actual Uwe Boll how good would that be ha you actually rape cinema in the ass and especially good games

[TheRealUweBoll]

I hate Christian!!!! He backstabbed me, saying my moovies are no good!!!

[fire55717]

This is the asshole who accused Michael Bay, George Clooney, AND Eli Roth of making shitty movies. Common sense NOT.

[40Pacino]

@fire55717 He also said that he was the only true genius in the business. So... he's a better film maker than Martin Scorsese, Christopher Nolan, Joel Coen, and Quentin Tarantino?

[candyshit101]

uwe boll only makes shitty game movies for the money

i swear, after watching alone in the dark, my eyes were literally gang raped

the cg, acting, story, horrible cliche action scenes, its just so bad, i can't even describe it. uwe boll is a greedy shit eating fuck demon that makes shitty movies just to gain money. atleast ed wood makes bad movies but still respects his audience, and in fact, ed wood's movies are better than him? uwe boll is the new worst director of all time

[fenriz218]

Slater, you bitch - here's five bucks. Now strip and bend over, 'ho!

Then again, who hasn't worked for Boll yet? 'Sir' Ben Kingsley, Burt Reynolds, the brickface from Transporter, RayLiotta, naturally - the list goes on.

I heard that somebody has pushed $50 million up his arse to make a film about Darfur ... Boll might end up governor of California one day ...

[MigjawPuppet91]

boll can i torture you with a chainsaw? :)

it would make the best day for me to see you suffer in agony you motherfucking cunt

[Numenorean921]

Settle down, he's just a smug jackass who makes shitty movies.

[TheImperialElite73]

What is the music in the movie when they are in the dark and shows them all shooting at the creatures?

[sancoandpanco]

fuck Slater, fuck Boll, fuck this movie

[TheButtkisser]

Yes , Fuck Boll , Fuck all Uwe Boll's movies !!

[bladeleaper]

That music is hilarious.

[philbateman1989]

Oh god, what the hell happened??? This is Clarence from True Romance we're looking at here! In a Uwe Boll movie!!! Does he have no pride!? lol

[ScotIncognito]

I know man what the fuck? I can understand doing a bad film for the money but how desperate do you have to be to do this shit when you used to be near the top of your game. A sex tape would have more credibility.

[sikokiller12]

Uwe Boll is not a gamer, he doesn't know the first thing about making a movie based on what happened in the game, i watch House of the Dead on TV and i can tell you i never fell so bored in a movie in my life, even Ed Woods Movies is way better and his..

[TheRealUweBoll]

@sikokiller12 Fahkk you

[Khalirei]

@sikokiller12 You don't need to know games to make a movie. The problem is that Uwe Boll is just a horrible director.

[Savethestyle]

ha wie schlecht ^^

[torque800]

what's funny is: i watched christian slater's biography on the biography channel this week end, and they mentionned pretty much every movie he had done, but, strangely, not a single word about alone in the dark. wonder why...

and yes, the bio was made after the movie was out. way after.

[DistantJ]

Don't see why everybody hated this movie so much. Saw it with my girlfriend and we both had a really good time.

[Gooshnads]

no but u had your girlfriend with u hahaha

[DistantJ]

Haha, well, I saw it without her first, but then it came on TV and we watched it together, and she liked it too.

When I got the DVD I showed my Mum it. She liked it. And my girl's sister's boyfriend liked it too...

So yea... Weird.

[Gooshnads]

hahaha whoa i didnt realize it was the same person i msged on this vid =] lol

haha well i guess ppl have different likes and dislikes =]

when i watched it with my friends in HK we found it mehhhhhh

[Ramipril88]

Christian Slater is a B Lister?

[nightmared8]

since when|>?

[Adnoydal]

uwe boll is the german messiah

[TrickyMonkey1101]

lol -germen today-!!!

anyway I was dissapoited to see Christian do this crap...usually he works in pretty decent movies

[DarthFanta]

No wonder y Christian Slater didn't return for Alone In The Dark 2

[luiscabesc]

Poor guy he looks embarassed explaining his character.

[amr857]

Worst fucking movie ever with the worst fucking actors in hollywood.

[Headache100000]

Christian slater is "MY worst enemy" Thank goodness christina applegate and charlie sheen are crushing him in ratings.

[Gurrier]

Those sure are some strategically placed pot plants

[NosBlaster]

lol

[battlestarvfx]

I'm in Vancouver, in the business and I challenge Uwe to a single 3 round fight, no gloves, MMA style. I get his to direct a film on his dime if I win. If I loose I do his vfx for cost.

How about it?

[dave1033a]

do you even know what you're talking about???

[littlepievsbigpie]

of course they are video gamers, we are sorry if he can take, ALONE IN THE DARK and turn it into that peice of shit.

[MCTOfCTL]

damn lol i'd actually really like to see u kick his ass

[LFiers]

Huh!? lmao! Are you that rapper from UK bro? WTF!? I just didnt expect to see you in a Uwe Boll youtube vid! You know who i am right? Wow this is really wierd, your the first person i know from the MC background that i co-incidently met on any vid that werent rap. Just wondering. what are you doing here? Me? Well, i want your answer first and then i'll expain whay im here. :P Hit me back bro!! (Btw, if you aint who i think you are, well, then i sound like an idiot and i appoligise. :P)

[robertoxmaynard]

at 1:34 he should have said "Yeah, I am stuck in a real nightmare, I'm stuck in this fucking movie!"

[HLimmen]

ROFL. You're so right Robert xD

[DistantJ]

Actually Christian really liked the movie, and he got Tara and a few of the other actors in on it.

[enat1138]

Christian Slater could be talking about himself when he says he finds his character is in a bit of a nightmare. Being a washed up actor appearing in an Uwe Boll film is about as bad as it gets except the poor bastard doesn't get to wake up!

[HLimmen]

Indeed, poor Christian Slater.

[vio2112]

Poor Christian Slater... Quentin Tarantino needs to come and rescue his career before it's too late.

[xrangerx]

His next movie, Quantum Quest, A Cassini Space Odyssey, should get him back on track. Or he can take the quick route and date/marry another high profile actress.

[ceekay100]

Tarantino should rescue his own career first...

[Keinonen]

Subtitles or translation? Anyone?

[zNezz]

Basically, all he says is that he tries to make his movies so that not only fans of the games, but also people who have nothing to do with the games will enjoy them.

Obviously, he fails miserably at this.

[ktxed]

so true :D

[QuindoDot]

What? Because you only speak english every little piece of footage on the net should have subtitles?? There's also a world beyond yours.

[Keinonen]

You just made a fallacy so let me elucidate:

The fact that there are 6,4 million people who can't understand what Uwe Boll says doesn't quite mean they want to anglicize everybody and everything. That would be intolerant, just like you are for not understanding my lacking in German.

Just say "bitte" and promise not to troll anymore.

[QuindoDot]

Well hi there mr. Professor,

How nice of you to reply in such short notice. You must have a quite an interesting life.

I do understand your lacking in German, I lack it as well. What I can't understand is why you take the effort to write a post to say the footage should be subtitled, like it's not valid otherwise.

Just to inform you; I've been ignoring posts like yours since I first opened up a browser. I just had to say it once. I'm very sorry for you being my first, and last, victim.

[Nocturne06]

ROFL. Hilarious. Thanks for this! :D If you have more on AitD, please post..:D

[hippopoto]

HAHAHA WAT THE FUK!?