cat vs tortoise at gator farm (cat vs turtle)

[JAlexEra]

Tortoise reaches out for Cat

Cat: No, no we cant meet like this anymore. Stop

Tortoise: Why not my love *kisses hand

Cat: Its a forbidden love...

[CameraTenshi]

Ahahahahah

[21MrTDawg]

lol that turtle is lucky he didnt piss that cat off lol his head cant hide from a cat.

[18kingen]

@21MrTDawg The Cat Is Lucky That He Didint Bite Cuz A Tortoise Can Bite AFinger Off.

[21MrTDawg]

@18kingen lol hell yeah. i guess id like to see the showdown now, who will win cat vs turtle  lol im gonna say the cat if it really wanted to but idk turtles are crazy

[JAlexEra]

@18kingen what if a cat and a alligator snapping turtle

[MBsaturnus]

my cat has hunt and eaten several (smaller) turtles. actually it has the trick to tire them, and then scratch them inside of their shells until they finally collapse. cruel but well its nature xD

[bleunt]

I wish that woman would shut the fuck up.

[yeah4me1]

The cats like, "I double dog DARE you to bite my paw"

[HardcoreKeith]

BJJ vs judo. Cat: pulls guard. Tortoise: turtles.

[lornanet1]

cool

[slvufo]

Thanks for sharing! We really enjoyed our visit there and meeting the tortoise.

[Knightimex]

Turtles will eat cats.



[nedeljko18]

 Smart cat and inferior reptile!

[kkksskkk]

wow, I never thought a tortoise was capable of curiosity. That turtle is really curious.

[alijav091]

turtle is like "mmmm kitty's paw is so soft and yummy"

[Phoenixmike100]

I wonder how funny you would think all this to be if Mr Turtle got a good swipe at the kitties paw

[MrTheMark21]

@Phoenixmike100 It would be as funny, since this turtle have thick skin.

[comickitty]

do i look like prey to you? u r mistaken my friend!

[00dlsgur]

once my turtle bit my dogs toe, and my dog only cried without any resistance, not even pulled her toe back.

[Pari28]

Awww!

Tortoises can be so sweet :)

We have a desert tortoise at my barn who loves everybody and is very social- yes, he is a ladies man!

[VerninTheRat]

This is precious. Thanks for filming!

[petra102]

that kitty is damn gentle

[IDoNotBlameYou]

I love how the cat moves over to the rocks and lays down. "I'm just going to pretend I'm relaxing over here. Maybe it will...oh...please don't do that..."

[pitbull10cw]

that cats like wtf xD

[jzwillows]

great

[thione78]

c le sosie de mon chat... o0

[slkr99]

that tortoise is basically a moveing tank

[dplumpton]

fake.

[xPowerofwillx]

@dplumpton how the fuck can it be fake? Theres nothing to fake here dumbshit

[black00dice]

So cats can chase off Aligators and grizzly bears and rottweilers, but they pussy out when it comes to tortoises? wtf?

[astraxanoeoe]

@black00dice tortoises are badass man they dont take shit from anyone

[LeBucle]

I was searching music from Tortoise XD!! ¡¡very funny!!

[rusted70chevy17]

Turtles like "get in ma belly!" Lol

[LyleVertigo]

Your cat must of been going into heat and your tortoise was species confused XD

Males bite the front feets of the females to make them open the "back door" :3

[nirvgardengod]

thats a dominant tortise

[enzarto]

curious, but man, don't get near a tortoise mouth

[netmatrix75]

Close your eyes and not look at the picture, ad the sound of the couple seems to like they are in bed doing something.......

[Billkwando]

Come for the soldering, stay for the cat vs turtle. Comedy gold.

[WorldWideDiscussions]

if you touch me i will slap you

[Mattprole]

"wtf is this rock doing?"

[009firefox]

I guess it was the tortoise who was crazy! Because it started the whole thing with the cat! Cat is innocent and was just lying around lazy as usual

[zero00tolerance]

i dont like that woman laughing....

[009firefox]

@zero00tolerance Neither do I

[pvrp115]

@zero00tolerance she's a bitch.

[zero00tolerance]

@pvrp115 LOL =)

[heatherstub]

That just might pass as a little bit of heaven. Now where's the little child that shall lead them? Hmmmm: wouldn't it be funny if you guys got together and compiled this video with the one featuring Bugsy and the little boy and the gator? Very cute in deed!

[Rayskt16]

I don't know who is lazier

[IRISistibleMakeup]

I like how the act at the end, after freaking out, is like "What? Everything's cool, just scratching my ear, nothing happened"

[IRISistibleMakeup]

@caraflamingo HAHAHAHAHAHA your comment made me lol

[wonderingFeathers]

Actually the cat didn't seem scared at all. It seemed like he was playfully curious, in fact. Even laying with his belly to the side while pawing the turtle without using his claws. So cute x3

[Tmodel101]

Turtle: "I am the Hero in a Half Shell, the Beginning and the End."

[JesusOrMuhammad]

hehe 

[liteboy2004]

A turtle smell good! A turtle want eat a cat

[wordreet]

Great video!

[BlackyFive000]

1:47 man down man down xD

[009firefox]

The cat is very patient - my cat would have bitten me after getting on her nerves like that....

[klm1978]

That size of turtle can easily rip that cats paw off :(

[MSID009]

That cat was not angry... it was on its back/side.... he clearly thought it was play time. Don't know much about turtles though.

[angelfeathers71]

cat is wondering what the turtle is, and turtle wondering what the cat is

[25centsapop]

if i was the cat, i wouldve sat on top of him, and been like what now?!?

[Thegoodkingnado]

they were PLAYING!

[kozmon0t]

if the cat was askaird, it wouldn't have been laying down.

It figured out real quick how to keep a tortoise at bay. The tortoise doesn't move forward when its head is covered up, so the cat made it keep its head covered.

[Sodhats]

I love how the cat doesn't even try to defend itself, it just stares with a confused expression on its face.

[SuperKingman33]

the turtle loves him

[CarlBobUSA]

The turtle wanted to eat the cats paws. But cats are that fast, the cat could put its paws within inches of the turtles mouth and still be chilling, not in the slightest danger.

[cornpoorules]

It kinda looked like the tortoise was trying to mount the cat. 0.0

[ToNyPaRkErgospurs]

Ahh. Now i know why the cheat calls tortoise in gta...

[tacomonster98]

their paws might smell like fish, etc...

[dedektiv008]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles :D

[CopypaperFTW]

1:33 turtle shows imba leg armor

[gondon331]

Cats like " wtf personal space "

[ounaaja13]

cat: wtf gtfo faggot.

[godgrant123]

I wanna see a kitten, puppy and a tortise together hehe :)

[morphineisgod]

KITTY'S LIKE.... Fuck yo couch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cglaff]

11 ppl are dog and chicken fighters that wear lots of fur and mink coats.

[calvingmail]

its a turtle right?

[Saur]

@calvingmail It's a tortoise. I know Americans call all shelled reptiles turtles, but this is incorrect.

[calvingmail]

@Saur

well, not like that..I saw that it has flippers...I thought Tortoises had feet.

[Saur]

@calvingmail Those are what a tortoise's feet are like. You notice turtles drag themselves (with flippers in a flat fashion) when they're out of water.

[TheJaspercrawford]

hte lady is funny o no that cats not gunna stand for that crap XXD

[Cavin21]

Very cute!

[penny959]

cat:WTF are you?

turtle:idk who are you?

cat: idk, might as well fight!!!

turtle:yup yup!!!

(ding,ding)

cat wow you fight like a gir- turtle: *BITES*

cat:WTH

turtle:hahaha bich

cat:ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow *cries*

turtle:I WIN HAHAHAHA!!!! >:D

[nickyapps]

Ha ha that was a very funny clip. My cat would run away from our tortoise as it used to bite her too

[sliceanddic3]

The cats like, "what the fuck are you doing??"

[Itsooz]

Turtles seem to be quite curious of everything around them

[efcnik]

11 felions watched this video

[niekomeeko]

that cat is cute :D

[xanxei]

No idea why that tortoise was so eager to nibble on kitty's paws, but the kitty was damn gentle. Not even a hint of claws.

[svtcontour]

@xanxei Unless it was declawed :(

[NOTDful]

The cat is like hey get off!!get off now!!!

[mickdudeboy9]

This video is getting meowths payday!

[joes83]

award winning commentary......."that cats like....dude...." lol

[filmflipful]

What's going on here?! Sheet, that's one agressive, uncool tortoise! Chill out man!

[NOTDful]

so funny!!!!!!!!!

[CounterTube]

Yikes I had a full grown turtle bit me on my index finger when I was kid, a clean chunk of the tip was completely gone. Its back now but still jealous of the cat super fast reflex to avoid it damn.

[NOTDful]

SO FUNNY!!!!!!:D

[Seventschiko]

dumb ass woman.. if a cat lies on her back it means she trusts the person - because its her weakest point.. she wasn't scared at all ..

[kyschramel]

10 years later the fight finaly stops

[rer101999]

lol, my 2 favorite animals!!

[venenumletalis]

:D the turtle is definitely interested in eating the cat :D

[TheRadicalRyushin]

If it did bit the cat, you would hear one big meow and then a thousand hisses and then ten second later if you shy your eyes away, you see a dead decapitated turtle body with the cat next to it licking the blood off its fur. Cats don't mess around.

[DavidPeterson726]

0:07 the cat looks at the camera and says "ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN"

[LouieDeNonno]

Dawww. <3

[131Natamaru]

That was adorable :)

[claireeernisse]

This woman need to stop laughing so much it really isn't that funny!

[Shaiina]

@claireeernisse  Yes it is! At least to us it is. :)

[userunavailable3095]

At least it was a tabby cat, and not a tortoiseshell.

[Emo92Fate]

awww so cute!!!!

[CrazyRabidPony]

Tortoise: *sniff sniff* Are you edible?

[Helderhugo]

hehehe, Amazing!

[MsJay201023]

LOL I've never seen a turle/toroise mess wit another animal. Was he sniffing the cat?? 

[setoravenclaw]

Cut the audio to 0 and it's funny.

[noja877]

Yeah its all fun and games now but wait till that turtle learns karate, has a rat for a master and wears a colorful bandana. Then lets see who the fuck has the last laugh.

[FlyingZetex]

cmon its not that funny -.-

[SandwichThief]

lol, the turtle was hungry.

[Hardysamnin]

Two words, shit. That's only one word? Ok here's the other, shit!

[ThesunnysideofmaiM]

@Ivek89 right on next time they could put music...

[2tur]

It was cute.. But you know that turtle will be the end of the cat..

[crysis109]

might i said this has vey annyoing laughing im going to go shoot myself bye...

[motorxrules1]

its funny until the turtle bites the cats hand off :/

[72ve17]

turtles love the taste of pussy

[micmoable]

see also MY CAT SONG "TOMBOY"

[Stevoukos]

The cat in the beginning was like please gtfo!

[myuzz]

You really think the cat is scared of thi turtle woman? lmao

[D4ntesword]

That's a big ass turtle!

[EvilFingers]

Its Cattra vs Gamera!!!

[Fidget244]

turtle leave me alone

[CanItAlready]

Gonna poop on this party: turtles can carry salmonella, which can be very harmful to cats and dogs. Salmonella contamination resulted in a pet food recall less than a year ago.

[flamingosftw]

this video would be better if it was MUTED

[juicycoke]

watching this in mute maximized my viewing experience.

[berserker20008]

@Ivek89 come on dude that was a sexy laughter I GOT A BONER OVER IT !!

[drshades1]

This video would be so much better if that woman had kept her mouth shut.

[eternallllove]

i cant tell if this is more funny or more cute! love it!

[andrewzification]

Godzilla!!! Save the cat!!!

[ititba]

That's not a turtle...

[lokna]

@ititba oh hush ! stop being a perfectonist and live!

[TheFlammableGas]

@ititba they didnt say turtle, they said tortoise

[RTWUROTTS]

That was fun !

[trelenh]

A great love was born...

[FREECAT13]

This tortoise loves a cat !?

Very cute!!!!!

[odinstheboy777]

@Ivek89 i wud agree except i am soooo fukd off with the prertend laffin!!!!enemies?OOOOOOMMMMEE­EOOOW i am so scared it turtles ffs

[getamic]

The Cat isn't afraid it's a bit annoyed is all, that lady needs to be quiet! HAHAHAH bless her heart!

[mmatycoonDOTcom]

@getamic yeah, really neither is scared at all, just inquisitive.

[axelnext]

Mmmm... A CAT! NOMNOMNOMNOM!

[M1144M]

lol that turtle is fast XD

[SakuritaNyu]

Thats some lazy cat!

[jimUkay]

i like turtles : D

[ThePseudoSapien]

I see no turtle.....

[vXFOAMYXv]

I had to mute the video because of that laugh

[TheDragonfiction]

Some how your laughter is contaigous

[EnmanuelAcosta]

The cat is so confident, they never thought would happen that, the Turtle is crazy!

[Rodiguez83]

It's like offence (cat) vs defence/counterattack (turtle). Who says turtling sucks?

[8dreadLock8]

that's cool =)

[thandermax]

Turtle's bite can snap the cats paws! 1004Lbs vs 328lbs(DOG's)

(accidents happens)

[TheGitakTV]

cat is too weak for turtle turtle have good defend and cat is good in running

[Sgetzter]

what's wrong with cat feet ????

[redwing3633]

the turtles chinese (no rasism)

[siafhir]

"What th-- that rock is moving. HEY OW! This rock is biting me! What's going on???"

[productiveamerican]

haha I liked the narrator.

[TheCheriFairy]

LMFAO!! An American Bengal "house cat" mixed or not, are the most FEARLESS cats of all!!! Screw any other large feline (jaguar, cheetah, lion, ect.). MY pure breed American Bengal has killed over 350 mice, birds, and moles, in the 7 years of his life span! Not to mention the worms he brings into my house, if he can't find anything else. ;o) Can you say SERIAL KILLER??? ;o) LMFAO!!! American Bengals are the SH*T!!!!!!

[mcphrewkyou]

@TheCheriFairy yeh cats killing native birds.. thats great!

[OidHunter]

@helichair

That's a nice cat, marbled Bengal cat isn't it? I have two Bengals, one brown spotted tabby, one seal lynx point. They have the nicest nature and are very socialable ie. they'll follow you everywhere! They act like dogs sometimes, we play 'fetch' with them etc.

@TheCheriFairy

Did you know almost all other breeds of cat can kill like that?

Did you also know that there's no such thing as an 'American Bengal' cat? You make it sound like it's another Bengal breed... there isn't :\

[TheCheriFairy]

@OidHunter You would totally know, because you own one right?? Pishaw... Didn't think so.

[CarrieDoway]

Thats the double of my cat....Hope my cat is not your cat that went missing GhostofKarma!

[GHOSTofKARMA]

That looks exactly like my cat that went missing. =[

[Thingsthatgoboom97]

next rwj

[mythrodos]

not funny.

[OmicronSlayer]

It looks to me like they almost want to be friends; the cat isn't attacking the turtle, he's clearly playing; he showed the turtle his stomach. That was awesome!