What If You Were A Bird?

[hollyclaricoates]

omg i nearly had a heart attack O_O i had the volume turned up cause it was quiet and all of a sudden everyone is screaming! scared the shit out of me O_e

[poltive]

Sooooo the lesson here is run away fast if my friend ever asks me to consider life as a bird?

[ShadowduncB]

And thats how Equestria was made!

[Zombieytp]

I don't know what I just watched, but I will never doubt thinking what it's like to be a bird again.

[Brightfur10]

i always laugh hysterically. at the thought of Max's untimely murder.

[EmoButterfly94]

Haha I don't know why, but this is totally one of my favorite Ryan videos.

[shoutdownthebrigade]

Max's yell is AMAZING

[lctstudios0101]

Reserected Headphone users

[dooom1231]

whats the name of the soundtrack?

[Lili7evans]

oh dear god. it's loose.

[Ollie7707]

I am afraid of you.

[DrGlowDick]

See, now Psycho makes sense to me. Thank you Vicious.

[Burritoproductions1]

i dont understand it, but its hella funny!

[mrjimbo15243]

This video is a win.

[DonShivvers]

I think my son has been watching these videos can you please click me and tell what's wrong to help me... it's hard as a dad to have my son experience...

[mrjimbo15243]

@DonShivvers Lol, what a poorly placed commercial...

[eliatan]

Was Neilo playing the piano?

[eliatan]

To some degree this was genius, esp if it coincides with your true emotions. I watched it on my android in the car and felt a total release of needing to scream out while holding an ax, thank you

[knivesy]

Well. They do NOT like jazz.

[AvatarKris]

Epic as usual

[InsanityRenaissance]

That was amazing.

[IJenniferTheDarkI]

@0:39 omnomnomnomnomnomnom...

[JamesMajdali]

leave it to ryan murphy to make ax-murder totally hilarious

[MurMellow]

what the fuck did i just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

.....

blurbalubrluablurblub

[tokyopanda13]

What in the holy hell just happened?!?!

[MEGHAPSEY]

Max's scream is just really beautiful, if I may say so.

[pitterpotter5]

wtf?



[Doommachine1000]

I almost didnt get it but when i did...it blew my mind @_@

[Karen1andKaren2]

so.

confused.

[MyImaginaryChainsaw]

what happened to having only 100 videos...?

[UpperCrustthe3rd]

max kind of looks like solomon from gummo in this video.

[rockinsquirrel111]

And this is how the Joker came to be.

[LakeEri]

Fly away or hide-a-way?

[C0N0RJ3NKINZ]

What the fuck?

That was hilarious!

[YouveBeenZerked]

I love how John F. Kennedy is present on this the entire time..

[teruterublitz]

This could easily be a summary of Hitchcock's Psycho.

...? Maybe.

[ZikkaChan]

MOST RANDOM HYBRID-SPECIES OF CUCKOO BIRD EVER...

[tcoatmafia666]

God damn it! My ear phone volume was super high! D:

[sorry8140]

0:05 jfk ftw?

[greenfire315]

Wttthhhhhhhhh lol! Glad to see that your eye has healed!

[BillyBobsEel]

Good to see you're back.

[windandwithers]

I believe this video has a deeper meaning. It is showing the meaning of true friendship. True friendship is watching your friend act like a bird, and then join them, not murdering them and proceeding to put on lipstick.

I think this was showing people what a true friend is, and what the wrong friend is.

[Hentaifreak50]

Can I join you in your quest to be awesome?

[AnimatorsatWork]

Im a bird, and I am offended...we often use one bag to stuff the body in... :P

[JaceyDemy]

From what I've seen of Max and Ryan...why do I get the feeling this is how most nights go between the two of them?

(Except Max either doesn't die or he can resurrect himself.)

[sadcornflakes]

screEAMING

[NintendoSegaSonyGuy]

What's the song on the piano?

[lovelylostlady]

favorite.

[Maddyisnotshort13]

Neh

[AGrayPhantom]

There's and ad to the right that's trying to sell me walk-in bird cages.

[JosephAS1]

I miss Ryan Hobo...he's the coolest person in the moon!

[RageZannDarkfox]

What the hell did I just watch lol, the mind of Ryan Murphy is a strange one indeed!

[sperohawke]

stop posting on lol streams



[dirtysammichlp]

now that youve uploaded all these recent videos, there's no reason for bernanke to be private. cmon dude. that video made my life.

[Laur0sie]

Does anyone else remember a similar video that ended with Max flapping his arms and shrieking, "MY BABIES! DON'T EAT MY BABIES!" or was that just a really twisted dream I had?

[JangoHarkness]

I hope your eye gets better soon, Ryan.

[dogpplz1230]

LOL!!!!

[HarryPotterlegofan]

that was....random.

[CannibalJeri]

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

[bigforsquids]

I love afghans.

[UpperCrustthe3rd]

I am very okay with this.

[yopend]

This is exactly what I envision doing when I think of being a bird.

[Nomeninja2]

lol wut

[TheGigigurl]

Genius! Pure Genius!

[ColeyGhost]

They say that everyone scene in a movie needs a purpose to it being there. This has no purpose, but I love it :D

[flinkelinks]

...Blellow?

[nickatwork]

I'm guessing the second presumed body bag was for JFK, who witnessed the whole thing.

[TorchMiners]

Wtf

[ThePivotPivot]

"Believe it or not, I've actually been sitting on this project for months. "

Well it looks like it HATCHED.

[SheriffOfaloaf]

@ThePivotPivot

That's terrible. You're terrible.

[Vicious516]

@ThePivotPivot I get it. Lol.

[DiskJockyZadain]

@Vicious516 wow... i-- i... don't know how to feel about this...

on one hand... that was funny as hell... due to all the randomness...

and on the other.... it was quite disturbing...

[SforzandoFilms]

So random but so funny :D

[EclecticXerasia]

I half expected Max to start yelling "HAWKS HAWKS," but then I remembered not to anticipate when it comes to these videos.

[simplymequinn]

Uhm.. wtfman! LOL

[Tantoise]

This is perfect!

[L4D2Hunter2010]

I have no clue what to say. All I did was laugh at the end of this video. XD

[RyleOswald]

I guess it was a flight of fancy.

[magneticglass]

WTF WAS THAT?????

[gmrzilla]

I think being a bird wouldn't be too bad, pooping on your enemy's cars :D

[DanielBT1989]

...Kayy

[Mynnia]

I'm an ornithologist and I can confirm that birds act exactly like this, although the lipstick part only occurs in urban environments with crows due to the lack of lipstick in the wild.

[dragonburterZ43]

YES! Finally he's gone back to his old stuff!

the twisted Ryan murphy that we missed

[Cauldren]

wait at 0:37 you see a guy with a jacket like Max has on...wait isn't that Max taking out the trash of his supposed body?

What is this a paradox video??

[deinarts]

@Cauldren can't a guy kill his friend and wear his dead friend's clothes in peace?

[MarcoBat16]

@Cauldren No, that's Ryan's brown coat and I'm wearing an olive sweatshirt. Sometimes a cigar is just a murder.

[Hydronisa]

I need a new pair of pants, fuck dammit

[itouchguitar]

im scared...

[lordtufty]

I thought that by bird they meant woman

[NeilCicierega]

He shouldn't have eaten the poop.

[jfachris]

@NeilCicierega poop?

[TheSquiglyPenguin]

@NeilCicierega you're my hero

[simplymequinn]

@NeilCicierega It's because you made the poop real. :O

[MEGHAPSEY]

@NeilCicierega

I disagree.

[AGrayPhantom]

@NeilCicierega That's always good advice.

[Wolfguurl]

@NeilCicierega haha

[Faile91]

<3

[ss0405265]

So... this is the actual story behind the origins of The Dark Knight's version of The Joker, yes?

[Cauldren]

Wait, you been sitting on this project Ryan? Sitting on it like a bird on an egg waiting for it to hatch?

[Cauldren]

It seems Ryan flew over the cuckoos nest...

[Vicious516]

@Cauldren The cuckoo's nest.

[kaisaklaani]

@Vicious516 the cuckoo's nest....

[GmodPlusWoW]

@Vicious516 I heard that a goose flew over it. Another goose flew east, whilst the last goose flew west.

[vampirica89]

Not sure if birds actually wear lipstick. :D

[Ononemuss]

Actually, I don't believe you've been sitting on this project for months.

[Camoool]

Well it certainly is better than the last video.

[Pigfarts42]

..........um.......ok?

[XenavGamux]

I love you Ryan Murphy.

[Camoool]

@XenavGamux We all do. I think that's the problem.

[EclecticXerasia]

This makes an interesting sequel to the one with Spencer and Max.

Was it meant to be, or is this more of a redux?

[Rospippimippiness]

Actually made me crack up after a positively awful day, thank you

[zabacinjsh]

i have nothing else to say, but i laughed so hard, it surprised me

[jlcarrozza]

YOU KIDS LIKE JAZZ?

[Thompson1337]

...... WTF

[roxyqueen2]

ah Ryan, you're so wonderfully eccentric :)

[Kilgorin10]

Have you ever imagined what it would be like to see Ryan put makeup on and caw like a bird along with murdering Max?

Well, sure, I guess.

[thedarkoneGORL]

^_^

[sandvikboy94]

Moral of the story: If you are asked if you have ever imagined being a bird, start running.

[warjikin]

@sandvikboy94 If Ryan Murphy ever asks you anything, start running.

[ElxBogus]

it'sa me amario

[EmmaW5]

LOL at the blurublebebebeuleele noise at the end...

[neffersions]

A cautionary tale. Next time someone asks me this, I'll make a run for it.

[qwertydeluxe]

Seems normal to me

[Masadanoodles]

This is why I'm subscribed to you.

[lizs004]

This reminded of the "What if YOU were a bird?" video on the Rojhelio channel...

Anyway, it is a great video.

Your videos can always put a smile on my face. :D

[MrPietermaritzburgh]

Goddamnit, Ryan.

[scrpity]

lawls

[Karlfalcon]

We all knew this is how it would end.

[johnnytastetest]

You know, I really don't mind the weird stuff, so long as there's a beginning, middle, and end (this qualifies), and you don't cut away to your go-to "static sounds" and warp the image to tell the audience we're supposed to find it odd or something. 'Cause we already know.

Thumbs up. What the hell.

[AZproductions117]

Reference to Jesus.

[GrawrawrLPs]

ok

[ofarevolution441]

WELL ALRIGHT.

[CreamRocks1]

Seven.

[vxxPrincessxxv]

I'm just not sure if that's the right shade of lipstick for Ryan :D x

[XxLadyLunaxX]

I laughed so hard I choked on my gum! TRYING TO GET ANOTHER ONE, EH?!

[MrsLovett112]

Yes. Wait, what?

[Curassus]

Umm, this is disturbing, confusing, fascinating and all around pretty interesting. Not sure what to make of this but then again that's what makes it cool

[iCarb0n]

Interesting. 

[Martin126X]

wat

[0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0]

Okay...



[FuriousMusician]

FIRST.