Me having WWE's Kane autograph my report card

[drudogg84]

That lil boy is thin

[revick]

@drudogg84 Yeah I was an ectomorph back then lil dood

[Jmoney182NY]

He's almost your height sitting down lol

[BounceY2j]

Smile kane

[WWFInvasion22]

Wrestlemania 28

Undertaker Vs Report Card

19-1

[RokkenDokken82]

if it was my birthday i would ask kane too do his pyro :)

[diegohernandez48]

stupid

[extremlybored45]

like your hair in this vid lol

[mrmaxomaxo2punk]

Teacher:Did you bring back your report card signed?

Me:HELL YA GIRL KANE SIGNED IT HE TOLD YOU TO GIVE EM GOOD GRADES!

[OhHaiYT]

Are they at a flea market?

[DontBCynical]

@ChrisBelback Wonder what he did to the kids that tried to prank him.

[CrashxoBandicoot]

Why are they in Home Depot?

[portugal5698]

kane- the jolly red giant

[WMO88]

I would love to meet Kane one day

[silverking5820]

2 people get bad grades in school

[AlfredoDG10]

Maybe your grades were ok, otherwise he would of chokeslam you through the fucking table for sucking at school, lol!

[TwistaG]

this was probably very nice for kane to see since before he wrestled in WWE he used to be a teacher

[jerichofanforlife]

He smiled at the :18 mark but stopped himself at the :19 mark. lol. check out my video I took of kane signing autographs.

[Saadajmalh]

U might be failed

[honeybun081702]

Dear Teacher, I told you i was rich and Kane was my daddy :) See he signed my report card right here!! lol

[JakeHardy91]

Kane in a dress shirt looks so....odd lol

[touchmate3]

report card: Math: F english : F science : F pysical education d+

kane:R0fl failure

[revick]

@touchmate3 z minuses all the way! PLUS KANE wanted to titty fuck the guy behind me

[SaadThePhenom]

@revick What the fuck!

[MrDataCode]

@touchmate3 Well probably more successful and richer than you mate.

[touchmate3]

@MrDataCode yo kid. its a joke its good to laugh at one once in a while. not to gtake shit to seriously. and get a life.

[MrDataCode]

@touchmate3 Well I just realised you were talking about the kid in the red and not "Kane". Oh and thanks for telling me to get a life although I have one matey.

[revick]

@touchmate3 You guys need to stop shitting on each other!

Just go watch Ah! QUE KIKO! And drink a few bottles of Jarritos toronoja soda

[dennnis2781]

big red retard sucks....

[JoshuaMouncer]

@dennnis2781 Nobody cares... Why did you watch this video then if you don't like it, you troll.

[dennnis2781]

@JoshuaMouncer so i can piss off idiots like you who thinks wrestling is real. you idiots are like this idiot in the video; you would ditch school to meet a 'professional wrestler' but probably wouldn't do the same if it was the damn president of the united states!

[JoshuaMouncer]

@dennnis2781 WWE is half real and half fake.

[dennnis2781]

@FishInTheSandFilms wow, that's the only part you understood from my post. C- for effort, F for intelligence!

[revick]

@FishInTheSandFilms Product rated E10

[FishInTheSandFilms]

@revick Ok........

[revick]

@dennnis2781 haha, what the fuck are you even talking about? This was like 3 years ago, and I didn't skip school. Plus I like wrestling so why wouldn't I want to meet a wrestler, bud? Sort of like if Dale Earnhart (#3) were to come to your local Wal-mart.. you wouldn't miss that because you're an obvious Okie with an intellectual level of a retarded 1st grader with down syndrome.

[dobbelganger]

@dennnis2781 Well friend, if you think WWE fans think wrestling is real, you're the idiot one, sorry to say

WWE is a T.V series, only difference is that stunts are real.

[dennnis2781]

@dobbelganger what a dumbass... read and re-read my post again, let it soak into your retarded mind a little bit to see if you understand it first then comment retard.

[dobbelganger]

@dennnis2781 I think you're an old fart envying young people for being young :p

go die alone.

[dennnis2781]

@dobbelganger what a dumbass... like i said before, read, and re-read again you dumb little bitch who attends a crappy public school.

[O19x20C]

@dennnis2781 wow you have no life seriously fucking dumbass its scripted and plus nobody cares what you have to say dont watch something you dont like so that makes you an idiot

[dennnis2781]

@O19x20C nobody cares about you or your pathetic welfare family either... lol...

[O19x20C]

@dennnis2781 wow welfare i bet your ass your the one the welfare haha dumbasses like you always bring up welfare cant you white boys bring up something else

[dennnis2781]

@O19x20C sure thing beaner... go mow my lawn!

[O19x20C]

@dennnis2781 when your mom gives me a blowjob ill do that ok!

[dennnis2781]

@O19x20C urrr good one tard... did u just learn how to write that sentence at adult school today? lol

[O19x20C]

@dennnis2781 nah your mom taught me while she was giving me a blowjob

[dennnis2781]

@O19x20C lol... bring me some beans tomorrow before you start mowing my lawn ok?

[O19x20C]

@dennnis2781 ill bring them when your mommy gives me the blowjob im not doing that bitch or her family anymore favors so either she gives me a blowjob or you guys can go to hell

[dennnis2781]

@O19x20C ok don't forget the tequilla and enchilladas too.... remember i gave that raise last month? so you should be making $ 3.25 per hr now...lol

[O19x20C]

@dennnis2781 nah i dnt work for you i work for your mom after i fucked her she said she likes my work if you know what i mean;) lol so i earn 20 an hour lol i work 8 hours a day im tired from fucking her so ima take a vacation lol

[dennnis2781]

@O19x20C lol no beaner... how can u take a vacation and make that much hourly when you're in this country illegally? did your brothers alejandro, miguel and roberto come back from the grape farms yet? Tell your mom and your sister Maria that the Zetas are tired of their ugly ass not making enough money from putting out on the border...lol

[O19x20C]

@dennnis2781 me illegal lol no bitch i was born in anaheim but idk why your asking me you should be asking your mom and lol ill tell them when your mom is no longer useful to me and i put her on the streets of tijuana for 20 pesos an hour lmao

[dennnis2781]

@O19x20C sure thing beaner.... did ur beaner brothers ever make it home lol

[O19x20C]

@dennnis2781 your mom sure did make it to my home lol

[dennnis2781]

@O19x20C obviously a beaner cant read.... i'm not surprised.

[O19x20C]

@dennnis2781 obviously your mom still wants my dick im not surprised

[dennnis2781]

@O19x20C hey beaner, where are my tacos?

[O19x20C]

@dennnis2781 me and your mom are eating them right now dont interrupt when me and her are eating!

[wwefuture01]

@O19x20C lmao xD

[O19x20C]

@wwefuture01 lol

[dennnis2781]

@O19x20C i heard they're going to split california in two? u know, separate the lazy beaners from the good folks...lol

[O19x20C]

@dennnis2781 i heard that your mom's pussy got split in two you know me fucking her all the time lol

[dennnis2781]

@O19x20C beaner, i tore ur mom up...what u talking about? lol.... i also got ur dad, bro, sister and grandma fool...

[O19x20C]

@dennnis2781 white boy you know you didnt do shit how would it be possible when you dont have a dick and if you did it might be the size of a tic tac you know damn well your mom is a ho who still wants my dick she cant get enough out of it your just mad that she gives me her pussy and i use her as a sex toy lol

[dennnis2781]

@O19x20C lol hit a lil too close too home huh beaner? now use my ur own line rather than jocking my shit u dumb taco...

[O19x20C]

@dennnis2781 i love your mom's taco lol ima do this everytime you keep replying you nazi.

[dennnis2781]

@O19x20C of course you would jock my lines, just like a dumb monkey does. fucking subhuman beaner

[O19x20C]

@dennnis2781 bitch your boring me entertain me nazi umm go kill the jews or something.

[dennnis2781]

@O19x20C lol go for it

[wwefuture01]

@dennnis2781 lmao you guyz are making laugh i cant breath

[dennnis2781]

@wwefuture01 glad we're making you laugh... this beaner ain't got nothing on me... he just repeats the same stuff i say cuz he's a dumb monkey.

[dennnis2781]

@dennnis2781 it's "you're" you dumb beaner! LOL... seriously, is that all you got beaner? Let's hear the next mom 'joke'.... dumbass.

[revick]

@dennnis2781 I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy

I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly

I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie

You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh

Yes I did, yes I did

Somebody please tell him who the eff I is

I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up

Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up

[revick]

THE DOCTORS WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE YOUR FUCKING FACE!

[O19x20C]

@revick nah they wont recognize your mom's face because i face fuck her all the time

[BorealNeal]

@LegendKillerfanxx even better lol

[wordlifeheel]

Dear Teacher,

Fuck you.

Revick.

[BorealNeal]

id rather have taker sign it

[revick]

@BorealNeal And rather take a shit on the big show

[hovik96ers]

@BorealNeal True! LOL!

[h3s006]

ill skip school any fuckin day to meet kane he's awesome

[10tfee]

Kane is so nice in real life. If that was me getting my report card autographed, I would love to ask him if he could chokeslam me.

[Filmaker25]

the big red mahcine

[BioHazardlyChaoZ]

hoe doesn't look as demneted as he looks on TV.

KANES IS FREACKING AWESOME!!!

[ronyconde19]

kane signurate to paper athing people is fan to famous to him

[sheemobile]

It's funny, I think Kane used to be an english teacher

[ShadowNam275]

LOL.

Dear Teacher.

I skipped school today to see Kane. MOTHER FUCKING KANE. So don't write that day of school skipped, because kae signed it right here

Fred

[revick]

Dear Teacher,

I have heard several of the children have been waffle stomping it; I for one, will always have a safe place in my heart dropping my pants, letting out a big fudge dragon and stomping it directly down the drain. I am a melodious ass with no life who has potato chip crumbs on his pubic hair from jerkin' it!

That is all.

Professionally

Shadownam Sinclair Roberto Albertson JR.

[CrimsonTide093]

@revick LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LMFAO DAMMIT!!!! U R FUNNY

[LordOfNamek]

@revick OMFG I detest you ><

[harveydentaka]

@ShadowNam275 u forgot ps

if u give me a f kane will come to ur house set ur table on fire an choke slam u

urs truly the kid that skiped class ^_^

[ShadowNam275]

@harveydentaka HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[theviper170]

you know Kane wanted to look at his grades.

[JCHS33]

@theviper170 hey kane use 2 teach lol so maybe so

[DemiCullen17]

In real Life, Kane's like the sweetest guy on earth!!

[adam12192]

OMG!! its fred



[revick]

@adam12192 OMG it's a melodious asshole!

[murgabryant]

haha i had edge and maria sign my report card in 2005 nothing but straight f"s i tld edge im still going to wresltemania 21 and raw he said ima call ur dad and tell him not to let u go lol,he also said (if i was ur dad i would lock u and a room and make u study for hours) lol

[tybonertyj12]

@murgabryant lol, u know wat wud be coold tho, if u had the video, that wud be so funny

[liamevans1987]

the kid better have good grades in english lit. or kane wont be happy :P read his wikipedia :P

[vortexmikey]

It's fred!

[revick]

@vortexmikey Well I don't remember if I've heard that one before?

[joshiesworld]

@revick Go to google and seach "Fred the movie" and you'll see why he said "It's fred!" to you. Fred is YouTube celebrity on here that got offered to film and act his own movie by Nick @ nite.

[revick]

@joshiesworld Hay is grass, legumes or other herbaceous plants that have been cut, dried, and stored for use as animal fodder, particularly for grazing livestock such as cattle, horses, goats, and sheep. Hay is also fed to pets such as rabbits and guinea pigs. Pigs may be fed hay, but they do not digest it as efficiently as more fully herbivorous animals.

[AirJuvi43]

@TheMiguelxxi I haven't had the pleasure of meeting the Big Show but I've also heard he's nice. I was just ranking the nice wrestlers that I've met in person..lol..

[AirJuvi43]

Kane is definately a nice guy- Top 4 nice guys in WWE- Kane, Rey Mysterio, Finlay, and Evan Bourne.

Biggest douche bags- HHH, Cena, MVP, Edge

[revick]

@AirJuvi43 I met Cena before he got big, like back in 2004 and he was really nice

[MrColonelkickass]

@AirJuvi43 nd chris jericho is one of the nicest to :)

[InFlamesFan15]

"Thanks have a great day"

Kane is awesome!

[MoortenJ]

did he sign kane the big red machine or something?

[revick]

@MoortenJ Nope, he signed as Douglas Fartsworth

[Major2219]

@revick

Is he a nice guy or arrogant??

[revick]

@Major2219 He was really nice

[buckethead1997]

@revick what his name is glen jacobs

[kimmiannc]

@revick Why Douglas Fartsworth? haha

[32judge]

this really brings out kanes true side

[MrWWEfan222]

THAT IS FRED MAN

[revick]

@MrWWEfan222 I'm actually Fred Savage

[SuperGilberto1977]

its fred!!!!!!!!!!

[wwebreakingpoint210]

hehe nice job i would do the same

[Doomer32140]

Glen was actually a teacher before he was a wrestler

[TheUnder2010taker]

cool

[DeathRiderHDG]

i wonder if the teacher accepted that; cause if my students did that they'd get an A+ for that LOL

[xoxohottiexx]

OMG! r they in k-mart?

[extremlybored45]

actually kane/glenn is very intelligent and hes the nicest guy you'd meet

[dxareready1]

man u look like fred

[revick]

@dxareready1 I thought I looked more like Shia LaBeouf

[dazzitboy]

"What did he say to you? was he like, "you, sir, have very satisfactory grades..."

[revick]

Damn this video has a lot of comments. PISS! btw everyone I did get very good grades that year folks!

[choptop1218]

Ha Ms. Baker! Kane says I have a great outlook on American History! You're stupid! See He signed my Report Card!

Man That would be fucking Hilarious. That was actaully your one chance to shut your teachers up just so you know.

[hulkhogantupaclover]

Cool !!

[MrTna4life]

did kane think you have good grades?

[xxSteviexxx]

Nice to see hes not gonna try to be in character all the time. For Example, its a good thing he didn't chokeslam you through a table for asking for a picture.

[kaneslover83]

LOL he signed your report card ....thats cool

[emokiller907]

THE BIG RED BASTARD LOL.

[SimplyPhenomenal7]

i got a pic and a short talk with maryse oullet. iv got pics and i had my arm around her. MARYSE!

[rockjam101]

wut he say about your grades?

[Konni1969]

A little chokeslam at the end would have been a nice gesture ;)

[detconanbleach]

he have such a nice face in reality! but in wwe......make me want to cry

[jjsteven9]

tenesse huh, ok

[jjsteven9]

were do you live in the video game it says he is from parts unknown

[revick]

Kane was born in Spain, but he lives in Knoxville, Tennessee.

[ShadowHeartable]

@revick Right now?!I live in tennessee,I wanna meet him so bad

[lfc4lfe2009]

@revick nashville

[RE4LEGEND]

@jjsteven9

Well yea, in the ring hes billed from Parts Unknown. But in reality hes basically from Spain like revick down there mentioned. Like it says Taker's from Death Valley but hes originally from Houston, Texas.

[SantaBadd]

I would have ask Kane can him or Undertaker come Tombstone one of my teachers.

[RICKOSIKO321]

u should of asked him to go back to wrestling in his mask

[maxinutri]

We all know that WWE is Entertainment, but all of those wrestlers are Really Nice People. But when they step into the ring it's a whole New Ball Game!!!

[ECWExtremeMoments]

Not John Cena I mean he use to be my favorite...USE TO!

[TheIntrinsic]

@maxinutri But hell they are still intimidating, I went to wrestlemania axxcess before wrestlemania 25, when I met kane I ws shaking all over. the sum bitch is a foot taller than me.

[maxinutri]

Of cource they look very intimidating because of their SIZE, STREGHTH, HEIGHT and RING CHARACTER. @Thelntrinsic if you were Nervous and Shaking hay I totally understand. I would be Nervous also. But if you think Kane is tall and intimidating, try standing next to Big Show or The Great Khali. NOW THAT IS INTIMIDATING. But nothing to worry about my friend all those Wrestlers or COOL GUYS, its just all good Entertainment. Thanks for sharing your story.

[maxinutri]

Look at that Nice SMILE, I will put it to you this way, NOT all People are Evil, if you Treat People with Respect guess what fulks your going to get Respect right back and they'll show you their Good Side!!!

[revick]

Kane was a really nice guy very quite and he seemed nothing like his character in wwe hahaha

[MrFallior]

@revick guess that means he's a really good actor

[AshleyXa7x]

i think i would pee myself if i met kane LOL not cuz im scared no no no but ive been watchin wrestling for 15 years and when i first started kane was the only person i like i always wanted him to win so he is like my fav if i met him i would be like :O OMG...............!!!!

[StonexxDemonmaggot]

you know from the look of his face he kinda looks like a evil kurt angle lol..am just saying

[revick]

It's the chikara wrestling school basically. Yeah quite a few have come from there that are now in pwg, ring of honor, and chikara of course

[DjTonino]

its like a good person :D different from WWE! ahah

[kncwrestling]

report card???? lol why??? lol

[revick]

He's my dad MON!

[thesexyonemike]

is he really ur dad lol

[revick]

totally!

[thesexyonemike]

ha u wish

[revick]

haha not really, but secretly kind :)

[revick]

kinda*

[thesexyonemike]

where was that at and do u wrestle

[revick]

It was in a k-mart (lol) by nashville,tn. Yeah im kinda just trying to start out

[thesexyonemike]

o when.... and do u have any matches of u on ur page