Obama's School Speech For Bortion Cookies

[lycurgusthelawgiver]

I think it should be legal to abort children up until the 52nd trimester, like in that Philip K. Dick story "The Golden Man".

[johnnyraycrum]

obama sucks

[marq46]

posen berry abortion coocky that is classic

[Gellvos]

she soooooo looks like somone  i went to college with ..... :S like a lot! ... though i live in england

[5thdahgree]

Hey! thats misleading...

I didnt think your were funny in this one.

(Maybe a little desperate)

How about trying some one line zingers next clip?

nice hair :)

[BDilly1984]

LOL! BORTION COOKIES! I love it...you are too fucking funny. Any idiot who would believe it or get pissed about it needs to shove a bortion cookie up their moms vag.

[Jessica0208]

The whole bortion cookie thing was not even funny! A baby is a blessing not meant to ruined somebody's life.

[betytellez]

she's OBVIOUSLY being sarcastic, you've got to have sense of humor in order to understand her videos..

[girrrXmeh]

can u plz just chill dnt mess it up for other ppl

[babe07631]

then why do they/?

[pickledbill]

Stupid dope.

[ryjones1]

@Jessica0208

It was extremely funny.......a fetus is nothing more than scrambled eggs sitting in a woman's belly.

[Gellvos]

EXACLY and if kids dont wanna have kids use protection or just not have sex!!!

[Clone10]

wow sarah this is why I keep you on subscription! Your too fantastic. This is exactly what a college student that is procrastinating on writing a paper at 1:24 a.m. needs to take the edge off. Keep making great videos and pay no attention to assholes like 13Barrz. Your too good for people like that.

[oddmisfitout]

I dont agree on teen pregnacy. I dont agree on abortion either. But if your a teen and you get pregnant anyway, you should do waht Juno did, if you dont want to change diapers. Just give it up for adoption.

[merdy111]

bortion cookies!! LMAO....you crack me up girl!!! ;)

[alias4rlw]

President Lincoln. President Kennedy. President Nixon. President Clinton. President Bush. Obama.

Hmm, what happened to the designation of office?

[InTheCloudsGirl26]

lol

Bortion cookies actually seem like a good idea there's like 30 pregnant chicks at my school rigth now

[MewFushisDad]

Popcrunchshow

Ha HA. You don't look old enough to be out of high school your self.

[blaunks89]

you are so funny!!!! DONT LISTEN 2 THIS HATERS!!!!

[mistermellow001]

I've never seen you before, and I ran across this video after watching a bunch of anti-bama idiots, so I wasn't sure where you were coming from at first. All I know is that it was funny. Good comic timing and use of subtlety. Well done.

[13Barrz]

I couldn't bear to watch much of your video because it really bothers me when someone resorts to ridiculous means of political vulgarity such as this. This video is nothing but an attempt to degrade your political enemies for your own means. I am against abortion but I am also against propaganda like this. In a democracy educational and productive political discussion are the mechanism in which we shape our country...Your method is garbage and does nothing but slow the democratic process.

[popcrunchshow]

13Barrz - it doesn't sound like you actually know whether i'm pro choice or pro life. and this is hardly propaganda

[CheapSushi]

Wow!!!! You changed your hair!

Niiiiiiiice! :D

Youre looking like you could do the nightly news!

[nomponce]

I think you are hillarious!

[omarhea1]

this is a joke? right

[goonfromthebak]

umm is this bitch dead yet?

[rlaehddls124]

Hey u dumb ass he's saying u guys can't be rappers and basketball players because if he told that they can it's called cheering them up, they get cocky loser people only without brain really think no one can't be one of those loser

[h0k13]

haha " 'bortion cookies"

how do you say this shit with a straight face?!

[ohmyxmusic]

this made my life.

is sarah a republican?

[fffreak34521]

I just listened to the President's speech on YouTube. I don't normally watch things on YouTube. Your video demonstrates the perfect example of why I do not. I'm hoping that you are not serious. Unfortunately many of your followers spend a lot more time on YouTube than they do reading a newspaper, News Magazine or book. I am grateful for the three students mentioned in President Obama's speech. What have you done to benefit anyone with your drivel?

[ohmyxmusic]

calm down she's a comedian.

and here i thought that the democrats could take jokes.

[catlover361]

THATS HORRIBLE!!! IM PRO LIFE ALL THE WAY! abortion is the murder of an innocent child before it ever has the chance to live.

unfortunateley, i had to watch the speech. he basically told us to stay in school, even if we do have problems because he has problems too and if you drop out of school you're letting your country down and you won't get a good job to get money to pay for him when he's old.

isn't obama the bestest? :)

[xXrockmeXx]

lol ive never heard of a "bortion cookie"

[xMiamiMichael]

lmao. love your humor sarah :]]

[popcrunchshow]

yea, sometimes i they get caught on things.

[ramir233]

you have huge eyes

[XXXoBradyoXXX]

OMG! Girl you are Brilliant!

You kept a straight face, and got the message across.

Brilliant!

Unfortunately, only about 30% of those who watch will actually "get It".

That's OK, ya got to start somewhere.

5 Stars and a Sub for creativity.

[jodeln1]

Can we please refer to him as President Obama?

[alexanderho]

lol standing up for your brotha? XD

that was a joke but what ever >.>

obama.

[SoraTheDarkKing96]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahah­aha

[daddysgurl72394]

Woooooooooow..... Bortion Cookie?? Mkay....?

[megaboy28]

lol..Bortion cookiez?? Wth? Whats next, Antibiotic Jawbreakers?? Coke nasal spray??

[studpuppy69]

You watching Fox news again? LMAO this is funny. Try a few of 'em.

[dubconcrete]

if only bortion cookies existed there would be fewer terrible youtube comments

[letsthrowdownkids]

this was HYSTERICAL.

[smrtseal]

Love the video, Sarah!

I saw the speech today and I really liked it. I thought it was inspiring.

[theapollomoonlanding]

Abortion is one of the main tenents of Socialism.

[MizzTrinity78]

Actually abortion is a right that women deserve to have in order to have they kind of life they want, not every woman is faced with that choice and if she is it is no ones business!! Obama is not a socialist!! Bush and republicans are fascist and would have it be a dictatorship if allowed. Abortion is used by the fascist to divert peoples attention from the real issues, and unfortunately it works on the uneducated and christian fanatics, and religious beliefs only get in the way of reasoning.

[oskaritomayer]

i do not accept your opinion but i am going to respect it

[theapollomoonlanding]

Women do not have the right to kill another human being. They have the right to obey and shut-up.

[EmilyisKiller]

hahahaha thats sexist.

But I laughed anyway lololololol

[amayadragon]

HAHA, NICE Sarah. Luff the sarcasm.

ze obamanation ish killing babies with cookies...

...well, guess we should ready the parachutes, because OMG THE ANTICHRIST IS UPON US!

[BabehLJ]

what a warped sense of humor. I dont like it, but everyone has their own tastes right? :P

[oiparn]

Fuckin' love your sense of humor. Awesomeness!

[xtopher]

LOL! i love u

[mcmacyyou]

ahahahahaha...

[Yivo13]

great video

[Gerald5000]

I think I've had one of those cookies. Gave me the runs.

[BipolarSarah]

Hahaha! You have such great humor! I don't even care if everyone else thinks you're a sick, twisted freak.

[Jschroyer88]

Wow Sarah, I don't think you've had so many pissed off reviews since your Heathe Ledger jokes.

Still a die-hard fan of your show, keep it up.

Oh yeah, and call me sometime ;)

[dwt66]

Funny!!!!! come on,if ya cant take a joke.I thought it was great

[ThisLittle1]

Come on people. Have you ever heard of sarcasm or dry humor? She is actually making fun of all you stupid people out there that believe such absurd things.

Loved it Sarah!

[mofoho999666]

not only do bortion cookies work , but there low in carbs . thank you obama.

[oscarlithgow]

At las whe see you with a litta makeup..!!!

[BlondeBabe5683]

It's not ok to joke about this kind of stuff... Especially not when someone has NO Idea what kind of decision that is.... This is highly offensive and should be taken off!!!! I'm Pro choice but what she's saying is beyond messed up... Killing baby's on they're delivery date. If she had ever even been pregnant she would know/understand that its NOT something you joke like this about... More then 100 million teens get pregnant, every 24 sec. 1 of those baby's is aborted... -

[wingsout64]

Blondebabe, I have no idea what you are talking about. Maybe I missed something. Of course some people have babies as teens and it can improve their lives. They become better people for thier baby. Of course babies to young can make life so hard that success is difficult to achieve. You found a way to make things work and that is great.

[musicvideo16]

Beautiful women why are you out here talking about Abortion Cookies and President Obama pushing them? Why are you trying to make Obama a monster? It's a sad thing to see people act like this. Its funny you people let Bush go out and start illegal wars and you are trying to destroy Obama for helping people who have health care problems. What side of humanity you are on. And what is the fascination with Hitler and Nazi's I'll never understand. I'm sure Hitler wasnt giving jews health care

[whyitskeithd00d]

Obama told me I couldn't be a rapper or a basketball player.

Well, after the speech me and Mr. Obama went and played a little b-ball. I had dunked the ball then Obama yanks me off the rim and starts to stomp on my legs, telling my white man can't jump.

Best day ever.

[modingity]

wow, I guess humor is taboo again...sheesh

Love ya Sarah!

[fantasmapunk]

no chocolate chip ones, damn it.

ohoohoh, jk, love you sarah

[Ashumsthemoose]

I lol'd. : P

[linz0000]

oh how i love this girl!

[S0nofKrypton]

wow sweety. you've got some beautiful eyes. can't say that i'd care for those "bortion cookies" though. ;-)

[unknown1129]

if what your saying is true it sounds like Obama taking the first step in the right direction. Im all for abortion. And working hard just to reemphasize that is a great point to hit on to. :)

[MissSwirlz]

chill out. geez.

she's just saying that for some people who do think its a mistake having a kid while being a teenager they can have an abortion...

[riscality]

a mom with the name "blondebabe?"

if that's true, then you're lucky. but some aren't. so don't be such a bitch about it.

[yourock164]

I love your talk

[soccerslm04]

LMFAO

I wish i could think of things like this.

Yummy bortion cooookies

[rachishxc11]

wow.. people took this seriously..

[Sk8yuNast1164]

she is quite convincing :P

[wingsout64]

I doubt people took this serious Rachishxc11. Perhaps a few did. I am not gonna read all the responses.

[ultralonso87]

man you blew it!

i was gonna start selling bortion cookies like have-a-choice-to-save-a-kid-fr­om-misery-do-not-let-him-her-b­orn-cookie

[Smarba9000]

lol your so damn cool

[heiroftheempire]

may i ask you a question?

when did president Obama talk about these cookies or have anything to do with them?

Can you please quote a credible source?

[EricJaffa]

She made a joke.

[Speeriangrad61]

haha this was hilariuos

[dodplayer45]

what the fuck are you talking about you crazy cunt?? fucking "bortion cookies"?? where the fuck do you get that, ima pothead and I couldnt even come up with some far out shit like that...please do all of us a favor and buy yourself a 10 pack of them bortion cookies, so that half of your DNA is NEVER replicated!!

[CrazyDood69]

You're a fucking nutcase.

[zzzzzzzoe7]

he would have cured cancer!!

haha bortion cookies!

[PurpleBeltsRule]

lol so that was absolutely hilarious....a little disturbing...but hilarious nonetheless. "we all make mistakes, heck some of us are mistakes" oh man that's great

[trapp313]

AFTER BUSH WHAT CAN WE EXPECT

[bade34]

Screw Obama, lets talk about us[u & me]!!

[RemedyDriveRox]

people should work hard, but Obama should not be our president.

[superH9234]

yumyum bortion cookeh!!

[Keshlerlovespotatos]

0:03 freaking gorgeous eyes!

[Dominik0620]

lmao...okay...ppl take things too serious

[bade34]

U're so hott i aint a conservative but i'm interested in contributing more bipartisan babies for America with u.

[CONVENTION]

Bortion Cookies all around!

[floooble3]

LOL

Oh my hell, this is beautiful.

[yugihero360]

how can u make video tht abortion serious issue it seem tht u didn't go to school

[TrishyxLou]

i wanna know how much people looked it up lol

[nightravensixtynine]

As Letterman would say............What?!!!

[jstar8128]

I wish you had an intelligent role model in you life like President Obama because your ranting propaganda just makes you look like more of an idiot. The only people who take comfort in your rant are other puppets that are too ignorant try to look at life from a different perspective. Ignorance like this makes me ill. THIS is the reason why students need to work hard and pay attention in school. You obviously didn't.

[Invidiator]

Lol... what are you talking about? Its called satire.

[popcrunchshow]

jstar8128 - if i have to explain it, i will. listen carefully...i made this video because i think it's stupid that people don't want their kids listening to Obama. what this video is really saying is "it's not like Obama is going around encouraging kids to get abortions" ...but if i had said that, it wouldn't have been funny. there. i explained the joke.

[HereticStatus]

Way to ruin a joke just to appease idiots. Gawsh.

[Blacklung27]

get off your high horse! She is funny!

[Cimorene96]

Omg LoL!

[adrianRK]

you guys sure did go down hill

you barely get any views anymore

[blazepriest]

youtube is messing up the views so it sticks from 250-400 views

[Wings0fLife]

i thought it was 303-310

[blazepriest]

well i remember something about 250 and 400 so i just guessed most of it, but i know its in the 300's, that im 100% sure of

[stethespaniard2]

You have gorgous eyes and you're so funny I almost wish I lived in the US

[EricJaffa]

She's engaged.

[stethespaniard2]

I know and i live in England so it would be quite a long distance thing anyway, lol

[popcrunchshow]

stethespaniard2 - ever visit the holymoly website? ....keep a look out for their tv show in january...i'm on board as the US correspondant for the pilot. wish me luck!

[ryknic]

good god why the hell do people take these videos so seriously. you're unsubscribing because? o yeah... because your an idiotic baby and your mom should've had a abortion cookie. nuff said.

...losers

[txmoney]

mmmmmmmm....'bortion cookies!

[narutonamizake]

yur probably dumber

[pinkyush]

popcruchshow girl! I really want to see you in person and tell you how pathetically stupid and dumb you are.

[hauntedbydreams264]

Wait. I get the whole Bortion Cookie thing. But you said "it's never too late to take a Bortion Cookie." What if you're eight months pregnant and you eat one? What happens to the body?

[RoisenLo]

~,~

[CodeXero]

don't worry my friend :) , my friend was in the same situation , she ate one of those and her body liquefied her baby and then she just peed him out of her system :) (the fortune inside of the cookie said it's a boy)

[FuckOffBree]

ROFL!

I think I just died of laughter. xD

[gameproblems]

I think your squeaky voice would sound good during sex and orgasm. Do you like cookies?

[1tontomato]

Obama is a demon, thanks for the 411.

[Evilsquirrelie]

My school isn't crazy. We didn't watch it.

Thank God, I live in a republican Catholic state. -hugs babies- :P

[MuzikLuvaa]

thank GOD he's talking about ABORTION COOKIES and not anything worse!! xD

[alvarenga2007]

Wat happens if ur not pregnant?

Cuz they sound kinda yummy lol!

[kidwitsoul]

is this chick serious XD she stupid lol

[soulsong7]

sarah NEEDS her own show!!!!

[Ricardo5518]

hahahaha hilarious video sara! :D

[bkuu11]

i didnt know she was married

[elliottwilleatyouz]

ABORTION COOKIES ARE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST IDEA. EVER.

too bad she's joking. ;/

[wassupr0ckers]

I wana cookie !!!

Wat flavors do they hav'em in ????

[XxinnocentRAWRxX]

lol. i bet u some ppl would do that too

[charmedchef]

i love her she is so funny love youuuuu ur da best love from puerto rico =]

[FallenKev1988]

damn, shes funny. can't tell if shes telling the truth sometimes, its awesome.

[boostplus18]

well if my mom would've have aborted me i wouldn't give a shit cause ...I'm dead

[simultanion]

Ha ha ha, Your chatting so much Sarah!

[AnimalQeen]

at school every body talks abot EVERY THING there is no way some1 can say something that a kid in school does not no truset me i go to school lol

[OperaNerd1986]

Wonderful! The bortion cookie lines were both outrageous and subtle at the same time.

[xXAquaticGyspyXx]

lower the # of teen moms in america ? acutally means kill more babies .

fuck abortion.

what if YOUR mother would have decided ' i dont love my child' and killed you.

and the argument "but the teens life would be ruined! D: "

then she should learn to keep her legs closed.

[JuicyMelybee23]

Your soooo right.... sad but true....

[FuckOffBree]

If my mother had thought that she couldn't keep me for whatever reason, I wouldn't want someone who doesn't even know her to have made a decision so large for her. I want my mother as well as all other women to have the option open to them. If you don't believe in abortion then don't have one. But the rest of us should have a choice in the matter.

[annamarievids]

Well, if my mother decided to have an abortion, I wouldn't have known or cared.

I would rather be aborted than born to a mother who "didn't love me".

And yes, people can "keep their legs closed". But then again, there's always rape and life or death situations.

[TundraBlitz]

Best cookie ever.

[MrBlandMan]

People are so sad. OMG! WE CAN'T HAVE OUR CHILDREN LISTEN TO THE PRESIDENT, I MEAN IT'S RIDICULOUS!!!1

Seriously, the Republicans are just butthurt that their old man lost to someone with dark skintone.

[selfdistruct91]

omg? are you serious`? there are abortion cookies that you can eat even if it's too late for an ACTUAL abortion? that's fucked up,

the focus thing, is a good advice!

[EricJaffa]

No, she's not serious. It's a joke.

[selfdistruct91]

omg reeeeeeeeeally ?

okay true that was bad sarcasm but I wasn't serious ;)

[lareelovesyou2]

you know we didnt even watch it? how fucked up is that?

[therealjaynakovel]

Your hair is super shiny :]

[d0nque]

abortion cookies?! You are cruel

[Aleckael]

roflmao...."its ok, it would have been a misscarage anyway, highfive!"

[johnmurphmurph]

Ok, i love the popcrunch show, but these little random videos are getting anoying. Are the episodes soon coming back or what? I've been waitting all summer.

[EricJaffa]

This is the format in the near future.

Maybe in November, they will have some episodes in the traditional format. Maybe not.

[johnmurphmurph]

are you serious. these suck! If they stay like this, i'm not watching them anymore.

[coconut852]

i wanna bang you

[ukulelefatman]

your not funny.

[allibaby94]

haha she is :]

[omigosh711]

yummy

[gagapourgaga]

Are you anti-abortion, Sarah? Or are you just kidding with the whole "killing babies" thing? I hope you were...

[ValLovesDenis]

Who gives a fuck if she is pro or anti abortion. Can't you see this is a joke? Come on, don't that stupid.

[ValLovesDenis]

don't *be

[yasaisony]

Politics aside, you are looking good these days. Well rested, fresh and full of energy. What ever you are doing, keep it up!

[Joachim270392]

u were a mccain supporter i guess...

[Aleckael]

Whats wrong with being pro-life? Besides, its a comedy show. Sarah isnt always on target with some jokes but its productive writing none the less.

[Joachim270392]

i knw its a comedy show its funny

but kendralynnmadly's reaction was wht bugged me eventhough im frm out of the US and dont have obama as president

[MrsKiraDepp]

Our district decided not to show it so I stayed home today and watched it :D

[Parmazano]

sarah, your doing a grand job keeping popcrunch alive while you are moving. keep it up

[Smartassawhip]

The speech is out now for anyone who hasn't seen it. I have it posted on my profile if you can't find it.

[wamphyriscurse]

With every passing vid, I fall more and more in love with her....Sarah, you Rock! Never stop doin' what you do!