Demo Slam: How to pick up an Asian girl

[cupcakedream321]

wait, wait, wait This is the girl from Wongfu's home is where the hans are!!!!!! I knew I saw her before

[princessoddett]

that was sooooooooooooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[yedkajang]

i Love Malaysia

[ColoredStripes]

Did he do her after that?

[RiseOfThePro]

Haha that was good

[SaltPeople]

This made me laugh, even if it was fake or not.

[mike3213213216]

@justinorde because not everyone is racess like you

[serbia9m9l9]

cuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee so cute, ahhhhh i would do anything for that kind of man

[justinode]

If your black why the fuck are you watching this video?

[watcher1258]

Maybe if i do that this Asian girl in my class will go iut with me :)

[nobodydoesitbetter17]

um if she's a chinese girl from malaysia, she'd speak mandarin too anyway..

[MuRAKiSc2SpecOpS]

@nobodydoesitbetter17 LOLZ

[YogNot1997]

Easy you say like this ching Chang chong

[MrNgnga]

U dont have to try if ur white

[mysticknightskeale]

Wow, these "asian girls" commenting really know how to live up to the expectation that asians are snobs.

I thought it was adorable, really, its not about "getting in your pants". don't be so conceited. He was actually trying to make the effort to speak her language because he thought she was charming and wanted to know her. Obviously she found his genuine effort charming as well. Where the hell has romance gone? Girls are WAY too guarded and guys feel like any effort is pathetic. Its sad.

[Blueoriontiger]

@mysticknightskeale I know exactly what you mean.

[SuperAdam2468]

Thumbs up if you've used google translator to surprise someone :D

[acsonny98]

Omg i wanna b tht grl

[ZILUVR16]

I thought it was sweet :] if a guy did that for me i woud deffinetley give him a chance ESPECIALLY if it was Jake ;)

[emoondacase]

Haha this is so funny lol I laughed so hard he is so cute and sweet and I'm a Chinese girl too lol

[blahblahblah36639]

Hahaha this video made me fall in love with Jake sooo hard!!! He needs to be in more videos these days!!

[Arion661]

Oh gosh.....Jake, asians don't say "go out" the same way americans do it :D

[JohnnyMarsBar]

why do women in the comments think this a stupid thing if you think the woman doesnt speak english then you try their language

[rolandlam360]

it's funny that people actually think this is cute, rather than insulting on so many levels, esp to women of Asian decent.

[JohnnyMarsBar]

@rolandlam360 its not that works on some women (very few though)

[kittie479]

I'm Malaysian too! Yeay!

[gongxia649]

i just wanna know did he fuck her?

[Gladysjelly]

I really like this although it's planned. ^^

[DaddyGoodtime]

I like how this ad focuses on communication and the effectiveness of translators yet people with hypersensitivity somehow manage to let their imaginations get the better of them and by making judgements on the guys social approach and the girls compliance to his advances. You're all old enough to type, from this I would assume you're old enough to keep your lower/misdirected thoughts to yourselves.

[nol50000]

That was halarious.

[BubbleTeaXD15]

That was funny

[Piper0711]

Aww that was nice.

[ladylovegood694]

Hey is he still dating her?

[wolvesrwhite]

Awwww I'm gonna die of cuteness!

[xLAD13x]

Wtf I'm an Asian girl & if a guy did that to me, I'd so go out with him. Because, that was way too cute & very different. I wouldn't have felt offended at all. Just shows what else he's willing to do for me.

[McTaggStar]

If only it were that easy

[xxKillerMillerxx1]

what was the point of this video.

[thegunofbrixton]

jake is hot. too bad I'm not that asian chick.

[forcommongood]

Just telling you whities now, coming from an asian girl, that shit never works.

[MissSweetCupcakes]

@forcommongood

Read the description, smart ass.

[TheGreatAbaddon]

@forcommongood no shit, this is fake. and why you calling us "whities"? most asians are whiter then me.

[daveman247]

@forcommongood RACIST!

[JohnnyMarsBar]

@forcommongood hey dont be racist to wiggers

[mochompy]

@forcommongood ya but if i did it, it will look silly and funny, and it might work

[laowai111]

I don't agree, asian are the most beautiful kind of girls

if te bo honest, i think, there are more beautiful girls between asian girls than among european. Almost every girl is very cute..

And among white girls there are not so many, i think... But sometimes u can see soooooo beautiful white girls.... so magic... may be not too many... but their beauty cannot be compared to anything. With some special and interesting facial features.. if they are not vulgar,,, and feminin, thin... ваааай^__^

[DocUnsane]

fake.

I'm gonna try to pick up a white girl by speaking like an idiot...

[Lenamichele19]

So cute!!!

[nol50000]

(That was funny)

[OnlineFck]

Google translate is so so so so dumb translation

[RazziNDarkside]

that's my hero

[CrazYMadarfakaR]

who would like to pick up jap girls or any other asian girls? they don't shave... yuck!

[user350o]

Don't trust google translate!!!!

[soulc10648]

bullshit just ask her out... if she likes you then she will go out with you

[shanesekiller]

Fake man, look at the camera position.

[aziangirlluv]

Speaking asian will NOT get you in our pants. It'd be like speaking french to a french girl. Won't guarantee you in. We are women and like women of any race we like the same things any other women want.

[Jujuqueen136]

@aziangirlluv I didn't know asian was a language

[aziangirlluv]

@Jujuqueen136 apparently this video thinks so

[Jujuqueen136]

@aziangirlluv no, chinese is a language

[aziangirlluv]

@Jujuqueen136 This video says otherwise

speaking in any asian language if you were too slow to get that

[JohnnyMarsBar]

@aziangirlluv it works on some women (very few though) and to do that is a nice thought

[gifted97]

@aziangirlluv Lol "speaking asian"

[aziangirlluv]

@gifted97 I bet you don't even know what that means

[lordchaos91]

she is chinese from malaysian.. thats why she knows malay,which everyone needs to learn ...

fyi:im chinese from malaysia too...thats why i know lol~

[likimikuku]

she is not Malay.. Malaysian Chinese maybe... how i know, i am one of them...

[stfugtfobitch]

what ? malay ? ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[drwt03]

that didn't look fake at all

[signerox]

I want this to happen to me. [x

[animeloverryan85]

....That wasn't helpful

[Awsomegno]

Wow fail with a good outcome

[rockleevampire]

kawaii desu ^w^

[okissituk]

@rockleevampire you look stupid when you do that... you freakin jap shit wanna crap.

[darrenlky]

@okissituk he's just saying she's cute, wtf's wrong with you? the world is filled with different races of people, you don't like that then go kill yourself

[okissituk]

@darrenlky how about YOU kill yourself faggot?

[darrenlky]

@okissituk why? i don't have prob with people like that, and i think you're pitiful :) get a life, it seems life is too miserable for you.

[okissituk]

@darrenlky well the reason why you don't have problems with it is because you're a total faggot just like him. howell, i can see you're totally ignorant of it so now i'm telling you.

and don't tell me to get a life because yours for sure is totally fucked up just like your mom doing sandwiches in the kitchen.

[darrenlky]

@okissituk sigh...psychiatrist hospital will welcome you with open arms, don't worry, your problems will be solved.

[okissituk]

@darrenlky actually i think i'll be needing your mom to do it with her.

[miimiiakatsuki]

aww cute! <3

I wish there were more guys like this out there xDD

[JohnnieChoi]

@13mordeth Hahaha nahh, its just funny when kids think Asian girls are just easy as shit. besides im not hatin on the dude in the video so dont judge a mothafucka

[techheadrevenge]

Nigga got it

[ToxicBuffalo]

you have to offer he  rice

[Sylvanianconker999]

That is so cute! :)

[takatoekoe]

i have to try this ! :o

i have a crush on a korean

[JohnnieChoi]

@cuzcatlan36 another white dude with a big ego thinkin he can get any asian girl in the world hahaha when will you whiteboys understand

[13mordeth]

@JohnnieChoi But he DID get her....so what point are you trying to make? That you're just another self conscious Asian male who keeps losing his women to other races?

[JohnnieChoi]

@KevinHavocVulture fuck off buddy, youre a dumbass to think Asian girls are actually sluts like that.. smh

[sookyee100]

malaysian chinese ! :)

[Paigeayo]

...Awww!!!

[lilaeya]

@wrathof I'm saying that because it's a fact. Even if it's another Asian trying to learn chinese, I'll still think he or she's cute.

[Chris22090]

ha

[DJacqu8351]

Brilliant!

[callepalomeque]

SLAM JAM!

[TAPriceCTR]

dang... looks and such a freaking adorable personality.

[XoBeanerX]

oops i accidentaly flagged this video sry!

[zukisai]

snap.

[noahlankford1]

d'aaaaawwww

[drfeelgoodd]

FAKE

[cloudpaladin]

@drfeelgoodd of course it's fake, you think they're gonna zoom in on peoples hands buying things in a real home movie?

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[EmmelieHindbaer1]

Awww thats just soooo cute!!!

[lifeforce109]

@fasterthansound101

lol

[zwog1]

Funny there is not a word for No in the Chinese language but it was the first word my wife learned!

疯狂洋鬼子

[Kairyudragon]

Haha. FAIL! And yet not as it was a yes, but you know what fail I mean XD That was epicly hilarious though. Lol.

[8178tim]

that was adorable lol

[cabthegreat87]

its actually not that uncommon for a chinese malaysian to not know chinese nowadays.

[TiphanyN]

i swear that was so cute.!!

ugh, im corny.

[cuzcatlan36]

I don't think any asian girl is capable of saying 'no' to a white guy

[danny13760]

@cuzcatlan36  My pinay wife is always telling me no. lol

[Metalgears1]

They always assume any Asians as Chinese. That's kinda dumb. That's like going to Germany or Canada and asking people "Are you white American?"

[Paulkotsu]

@Metalgears1

dude, it was china town...

[tttfrenetic]

I tried that with English on an American girl. She slapped me.

I tried that on an Italian girl, I got laid.

[Giothermal88]

LMAO!

[xXx888ChIcO888xXx]

damn he look'd lyke a dip shyt

[TMDshadow]

for real google translate helps pull in all the asian ho's bruh

[arthurmadigan]

THis is obviously staged. But it was a treat just to watch that hot stud Jake. Talk about poetry in motion! And he's got the most gorgeous eyes! But please cut out the part with that pathetic voyeuristic pervert Mark at the beginning.

[Danu644sealand]

I thought since he was using google translate he would end up saying something that he was not intending too and she would get mad or something...

[skylar810]

aww? How cute. 

[ChrisHun7er]

How could a relationship like this have lasted longer than a date or two if she didn't speak English?

[DominaLacus]

@ChrisHun7er

But she did.

[KevinHavocVulture]

@ChrisHun7er 1 word buddy: sex

[KalterStien]

So EPIC I hurped a Derped to how Epic the ending was Epic.

HERP!

[KoreansDoItBest]

hahahahaahah

[TalaLalaLicious]

lol hes cutie hahha

[GrimmjowGrl8]

EPIC FAIL xDDD

[Qumi02]

SO CUTE

[protopaintballer07]

that a way boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[dragonrider712]

Lol Nice!

[SampsonLovee]

Wow. Fail xD

But, Cute ;D

[BlacKnReD110]

Fail....

[gitnerd]

wow.

[TheDUDE101GOOD]

girls love when guys act stupid but in a cute way/some/the non stuck up ones :O

[datingtips4u]

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[vietprideee]

i speak english. lol

[YouStillExist]

half those hating the video are my prejudice brothers and the other half are white boys who can't use google translator or one whos tries and failed because they think my sisters can't speak english and it turns out to be a turn off when my sisters think it's some kind of hate joke.

[RussX5Z]

Is this real or staged? I can't tell.

[darkphantomXIII]

LOL that was pretty funny can believe 170 ppl can't take a joke

[shobney]

HAHA Awesome Lol

[MyJunior1975]

...But, does she love him long time???

[Jetli2008]

LOL !! Excellent video. :D

[HeartlessSora1234]

@laurahu21 uhh some are hot? Their all a little crazy and like little things so you know you wont break bank with them..

[250Trojan]

Wow! Was this real?

That was really nice!!

[thegig1211010]

Malaysian chicks are probably the most loyal women on the planet. good pick. lol

[tinfoilandy]

What kinda phone is that?!

[corahatesyouall]

that is sooo sweet.....

[colorguardgurl24]

you can tell its fake...but it's still adorable!

[Kiwiness]

LOL "DO you want to go out with me?" in chinese will sound something like "do you want to go to the street with me?"..and Chinese girls will look at you like you are a werido. LOL.. so yeah It doesn't mean dating haha but nice try with google!!! =)

[bokuwano]

thats cute =)

[mango68116]

Haha. This is awesome

Jake xi huan dong wu? Jake xi huan Asian ^^

Jaja.

[lilaeya]

Foreigners trying to speak Chinese are always cute. XD

[James101918]

@lilaeya Yea, and when Chinese try to speak English to Foreigners, it's always not. Wonder why that is?

[wrathof]

@lilaeya Your just saying that cause he was white XX

[Fireunderwater909]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[TheBiganaconda]

was this real???

[Yellowbrave94]

I speak malay...

=D

[chris1710]

@nuramber

With a crane

[capndesdeslover]

Awwww

[paintballkid454]

awww thats cutee

[Everforever5]

I dont want to offend anybody, but chinese hears to me like somebody is falling down of stairs.

[ponyluv617]

Yes! How about this Friday? I speak English.

[ClickKopf]

@ponyluv617 oh man that's really embarrassing

thumbs up!!!! xD

omg shut the fuck up.



[leslieloveable57]

Awww that's soo cute!!!!

[MsAsianNinja]

LMAO!

[ShinAkuma21]

you're white you don't need to say anything just step in front of her and she is yours

[MiraChan]

@ShinAkuma21

WTF!? I am an Asian girl.

And I do not think that will get you anything but a sock in the nose from anyone I know!

[BeginnningoftheEnd]

Most of them seem shy. I said hi to one a minute ago and she was like a dear in the headlights. lol Maybe you have to be white not blackish. Be honest