Drunk Girl Fail + Chelsea Handler in Playboy = The Slootpacolypse.

[MrSyntheticDesign]

I would FUCK chelsea handler sooo much

[BlueAvenue22]

why does every youtube series have to edit their episodes so choppy? you can have more than 3 seconds of dialogue before a transition. its played out and kind of obnoxious

[ShellMo3]

my friend should be you for halloween next year. i swear, you ever need a stunt double hit me up. maybe for a future michael bay movie or something awesome with explosions like that.

[runescapeo6]

SLOW DOWN

[dryan22]

I think you're witty and entertaining but you must be part of the ADHD generation that thinks there can be no pauses anywhere, ever. Your rapidfire delivery and relentless editing is just way over the top. Trendy, except the trend sucks.

[MuseMuseBliss]

First and last time I'll be watching this annoying piece of shit. Couldn't even watch a minute into this vid.

[queenzlink247]

is there a word in the dictionary for the the "scene cutting" he uses in all his videos between each word he says? they use it in reality shows too 

[PeponiSolution]

iam part kenyan

[RobotKing27]

That obama mask scared the bejeezus out of me!!!

[SpicedHammers]

Looking for a bottless webpage?

Good luck!

[Sexychicofdoom]

Anyone know the name of that outro song? 

[qcyberlady08v]

i was just looking at her on XXXCelebrityVideos(.)net the uncensored full length version is there if anyone wants to see.

[Areskouget]

The best intro ever…:)

[seankelly001]

Every time I click on the links at the bottom, it says error 404 nothing found. Anyone know what this is about?

[thrillamantilla]

Still my favorite intro

[verbalwho]

what song is at the end?

[mcskittle3232]

@verbalwho its by Ronald Jenkees. i forgot the song name but you could search him and find it.

[coooliox27]

@verbalwho Throwing Fire by Ronald Jenkees.

youtube it.

[coyote7272]

anti rape condom?

I love it, but a girl willing to shove something in her pussy for that long wouldn't mind getting fucked by a stranger, that's just her type.

It'd be nice for walks in a city, or nights.

[vielup83]

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[tallyman48]

where is she? hahaha

[amiirasdf]

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[LetThatChildAlone]

Jay Leno is funny all teh timez!!

[glenn55555]

this just made my day!! :D by the way, if u ever turn gay, let me know... your voice is pretty sexy.. XD ps.: i was a drunk hobo for halloween :p

[franktankly]

the anti rape device was invent a long ass time ago, but instead of just teeth there was also a rather large spike at the base to penetrate the penis. why am i saying all this?

[javed86]

half kenyan! LOL

[HulaHippy1]

lol the person at the end who says they want an anti-rape condom for there mouth...teeth??

[eblindreaper]

lmao true that!!

[billyjohnbill]

where can i get the song at the end of your videos?

[Li9uidMang0]

Look for a YouTuber called "ronaldjenkees". The song is called "Throwing Fire". He's got a website where you can buy his music; it's on the Disorganized Fun album.

I suggest you do. Get both his albums. Almost all his songs are good.

[beefysister]

I was a waffle for halloween

[katigator]

is it bad if i know all the words to you opening 0_o

[Alixandrahahaha]

I do too. :D

[jackslicl100]

Chelsea in Playboy??? hefner has REALLY lowered the standard hasnt he?? perpetual bad hair and a flat ass. how ultra sexy..........

[karenshoe1]

Not on this video. I hate Chelsea Handler. Is anyone with me?

[Mankedupmage]

you are a legend lol

[WhorerMoviex]

i didnt know she was in playboy?! hahah go chelsea!

[GGmod]

you scared a tit out of me with that mask

[facelessentity93]

uuuuh. wouldnt those anti-rape condoms be awkward for a woman to walk around in?? it would b like a dude walkin around w/ a giant dildo in his ass all day... not comfyXD

[RelikaneLiengod]

melemii <---lulzwut? got a facial

[bommer223]

hello all were that beat come from

[JJAttacker]

hows that wall taste?

[kveikjari]

Chelsea Handler pic , her face is alot like david bowie XD

[TNMEBDlove]

I was an M&M. And no i was not a prostitute M&M trying to get herself licked. No I'm not that badass

[metallicguns95]

Now Phil, I wouldn't call Chelsea Handler's face...hopeless....

[vz188]

haha you're kinda funny

[HoTpInKcElLoPhAnE]

It was. People in our town took pictures as we chased down our willing victim! It was awesome. My friend sent some pictures to Phil!

[max2082]

seriously wally world sales coffins

[eva48x]

stop dissin kenyans

[MCTechnicolored]

QOTD: I followed everyone else and did slooty alice in wonderland and my friend was shirtless brandon lee.

[iHaveGeekStinkBreath]

QOTD: i was billie joe armstrong.

[iHaveGeekStinkBreath]

HOLY SHIT everytime i watch one of phil's videos there's someone trying to prostitute themselves!!!

[whiteboygotmoves]

That's a really bitchin song at the end of your video. Who made it?

[williamjacobs]

Wal-Mart: Cradle to Grave

[runescapeglitchesguy]

the obama mask scared the shit our of me rofl

[Dagonel]

rly nice show man and now to the question, that music at the end of the video.. i want more, where can i get sum?

[thegangsternextdoor]

OUTRO=BADASS

[AkiSensei]

Wow, she thinks she a buxom blonde?

[rylraven13]

I have a very large chick crush on Chelsea Handler

[StephJayneV]

I've been that drunk before : (

[WayneYonke]

hmm. you are getting better. keep it up. very entertaining.

[Jordacar]

You sounded like Mark Wahlberg when you said "Kama Sutra."

[losers638]

r there any female shows like this???

[ThaSupraMan]

u attention whore

[Pinknarf95]

I was Sparkly Dementor SpiderMan Jesus!

[Nathifa]

The Barack mask scares Americans! I thought maybe he bought some air time on ur show to try to tell us again how much he's not lying! Whew

[ItsToshBetch]

Jay Leno and his chin are never funny. But Chelsea Handler is, and she's hot.

[ItsToshBetch]

Because you like attention and you think that telling us this will get you said attention. It doesn't take a genius.

[alis909]

i try not to laugh when i watch your show b/c i might miss something else funny you just said. lol

[Royalflush44]

blablabla...you talk to much...

[megalagproductions]

its a taaaalkshooooow. this is like... you watch boxing and say "stop hitting each other"

[BradZorZZZ]

DUDE. OBAMA GUESS STARRED. LOL

[darkmedal1]

Hopeless .. bangin, thats y man made the great thing... THE PAPER BAG its simple put bag over head so u dont have hopeless all u have is bangin.

[maz56]

what is the name of the song at the end of the video

[oluwatosinbranson]

nice outro

[oluwatosinbranson]

nice song

[redryan5048]

Oh Chelsea i wouldn't get of you until the neighbours started complaining about the smell!!!!

[odiodi111]

sounds like ronald jenkees at the end... watch?v=WEcckX1kHWI

[nazerath123]

why the hell has someone given this a negative?!

It IS Ronald Jenkees!

[wrayeth]

lol i seriously want to download your ending song on my itouch

[TheUnna]

Fuck you!!!

[TOMAHAWK212]

I am a fan now. hillarious! I'm gonna help recruit viewers just suscribed. awsome TOMAHAWK212

[EXPLOSIONCHUNKERS]

QOTD: I was definitely a blueberry juicebox in the day, and Catwoman at night. :)

[nickluver1996]

This was on my birthday!!

Woo i feel special :)

[ShellyBellyDbcccc]

Whats the cool music we hear at the end of your videos?? and where can we get it???

[joshfairchild]

dl the video via real player, use quake to covert to a mpeg4, import into final cut pro, grab the music, and export as mp3, of course you need a mac for all that.

[ShellyBellyDbcccc]

lol i don't need a mac i can do all of that with a pc :P lol

but i was just wondering if its like a full song that we could download off the internet and not just like 30 seconds of it.

[Rukia16496]

im cedrik digry in harry bloody pooper

[ZL4D]

That's bad. That's like the worst ever....

[TetraNox]

And what happened then? Well, in Pretoria they say that the Rapist's small cock shrank three sizes that day.

[sackcheck]

Costco sells Caskets too!

[connoroneill2008]

whats the song at the end of the video please telll me!

[KyleTheBold]

Throwing Fire - Ronald Jenkees

[rainewater24]

what is the tittle of the music at the end of this video?

[Nic33rd]

Walmart coffin... interesting idea.

[FletcherHabit]

booo - no talent boo

[gretchandgurd]

watch my Bump it Parody THE BONER IT!

[SnedorKeeb08]

and if they have a knife to your throat? u'd rather die than go through a little sexual trauma? don't answer that without weighing all sides equally. you'd be surprised what somepeople would do to live in a situation like that.

[tazz9690]

i honestly don't even remember what I wrote. It's been nearly 2 weeks.  Do you mind reminding me what I said?

[dagabman82]

Those stupid robots have to learn how to use protection! What the hell am i suppose to do with like 7 or 13 robot pups? Not to mention all that oil! I don't have allot of oil. Do oil changing skills and motor luanchers ar costly.

[SpartanDfnder]

i hate u and ur ugly face and voice.

[sandi407]

i was a vampire(not form twilight i hate twilight)

[karn33333]

my mom came up from SC and we all went to Quaker stake and lube. it took them an hour to bring us our food. ordered ribs which was and some chicken on the side for $14.00. the ribs had no meat on them, the ribs were small, the ribs were also burnt, and the place was loud as hell. that's how i spent my Halloween.

[wolf07837]

i love that song at the end of your show. sounds like the end of a street fighter game when you win with a low character like E honda or Blanca.

[yigitguducu]

ne çok sevionuz aq çıkıp konuşmayı!!

[dlandbob]

Good Stuff, You are funny!

[jonleecash]

Phil, you need to shut the fuck up and post some hot girls being naked.

[fetchSadie09]

I love Chelsea Handler.

[ChaoSpectre]

Good choice on the Ronald Jenkees. Good choice.

[AllOutMugen]

u wasted 3mins of my life

[Subushie]

wow. this is the first time ive watched your "show" and this was some pretty funny shit. thanks dude.

[Mondaychikon]

without beer alot of 3 ways would have never happend...

[uttoushii]

dude, what was that guitar/ synth guitar? music playing at the end of the vid? that shit was sweet lol

[rockrebellion88]

somebody tell me how i am supposed to whack off to this shit?!

[siierruhh1994]

or as they called it, a "floozy"

[Spencerwalker21]

I was me for Halloween I scary enough as it is I even scare myself when I look at the mirror

[ACiDx13]

I don't think she looks 40

[Najwalaylah]

Specially when the guy saying it looks prematurely 35. If you know what I mean.

[ACiDx13]

lol

[bheceo]

i love ur theme song haha

[SapphiresBlueSilver1]

davy jones

[rencarnrd]

Funny ass Stuff I gotta get a perm link to this sh*t

[rcoffie]

Haha he's funny lol

[mclea85065]

great showe

[KumaRAGE17]

Keep it coming man, I love your show.

[RCravemore]

Philip Defranko an D- listed........  all the news I need .

[archrey]

your show is a shit..did u know that?you are talkative to much..your a gay?

[supersebra]

SUX

[Vleesball]

=3 > this crap show -.- this guy isnt funny man

[isokessu]

yeah he sucks

[ProjectV8music]

you are n extrovert exhibicionist looser. your show is a fail! get a job maan...

[KumaRAGE17]

And you are trolling his forums. Loser. Get a job man.

[KumaRAGE17]

Also... this is his job, he gets paid by YouTube. Retard.

[MrRedPajamas]

I was going to be Obama for Halloween but I didn't want to give my children nightmares that would have scarred them for the rest of their lives.

[1826309]

Suck all a member

[to2lovely]

whats the name of the song at the end?

[KumaRAGE17]

Yeah, what is it?

[twita101]

i'm being a hooker. when i told my friend she said well i knoe that but what are you being for halloween. she was serious..

[MonkayMan]

i stayed threw the whole thing just because of ronald jenkees

[jakartytatt]

wow...you talk fast as hell :P

[sh00ter707]

HOLY SHIT I SHAT BRACKS OF UR MASK

[Davidthorough]

Just had to watch this again. That chick touching her tit is HOT... BUT... the crack as her head hits the wainscote trim... is FABULOUS!!! Hope she was o.k!

[misskity6]

Thanks for featuring me phil!!!!

[Plovos]

Hahaha!!! Hilarious!

[MPaulson124]

and fat

[MPaulson124]

no one deserves to get their dick ripped apart. its the female equivalent of being really ugly

[Senoritabecky58]

comment about chelsea handler.

hopeless then banging haha. love it

[CandaceCanDance]

hahah the beginning legit scared me

[TheColinardo]

GAH! What is that song at the end!? it's amazing!!!!! I need it! lol

[jarhead10008]

i know what is it!!!!!!

[TheColinardo]

tell me!!!!

[jarhead10008]

would if i could but i dont know the song

[MrJoeMontano]

boring....it WAS funny, but now its just plain boring

[DudeOfBordomXD]

oh my god, that is ****ed up!

[hasanwate]

yes

[dcnareas777]

There is NO WISDOM in this video!!! Just EMPTY worldly, unimpressive and demonic chatter!!!!

[sexybeastofkonoha]

seriously dude, demonic?

[jaqzzzz]

We all fall:)

Few admit it:)

vry few

cMagic1: "There are only two ways of living, one is nothing is a miracle, the second is everything is a miracle, I believe in the latter." --- Albert Einstein

most choose the 1st

go figure

2nd here:)

Rock on:)

Psalm 34:)

[jussdevonboy]

i wanna get recorded xD