hahaha - curiosity gone wrong, bet his explaination to firefighters was good:
"uh um I tripped and fell impaling my peen accidently, the impact of which caused a freak raging hard-on. By the time I realised the blood flow from my brain was diverted to my peen it had swollen to the size of an anachonda and no matter how hard I tugged it just wouldn't pull free"
and they call americans dumb
vie2992 5 days ago
hahaha - curiosity gone wrong, bet his explaination to firefighters was good:
"uh um I tripped and fell impaling my peen accidently, the impact of which caused a freak raging hard-on. By the time I realised the blood flow from my brain was diverted to my peen it had swollen to the size of an anachonda and no matter how hard I tugged it just wouldn't pull free"
poobotsmellyweebum 1 year ago
hahaha.....the shit fire fighters must see XD
Svegi53689312 2 years ago
and i just have to admit i adore you mate:0)
alishia31azure 2 years ago
hahahaha you crack me right the fuck up frazer i read that on the news too:0)
alishia31azure 2 years ago
Thats gold.
AussieNathan91 2 years ago
it reminds me of american pie band camp...
but he was onyl stuck until he went soft...coem on hwo can you still be horny when your penis is stuck in a pipe? it would ruin the mood
loveMCRlove 2 years ago
dickhead
jezzacomets 2 years ago
so what happened after they cut of the pipe?
it would still be stuck there....
tbonedlive 2 years ago
a guy needs new ways to fap ok. show some understanding
knop95 2 years ago
That reminds me of the story of some guy who stuck his dick in a pie and went to the hospital with burns all up his dick! Ahaa, some people!
7hippo7 2 years ago
@7hippo7 Omg I lmao'd so hard after reading that XD you made my day
TheMostDefinately 1 month ago
i once saw this thing where the guy got his dick stuck in the hole in the jacuzzi....
*sigh*... men
JustPapps 2 years ago
he probably has a fetish for old grannies
1GOD1JESUS 2 years ago
sicko!
Shanex36 2 years ago
its still better than the story the Angry Aussie did yesterday.
littlegalah 2 years ago
If he got in there, he can damn sure get it out.
He shoulda jerked off for lubrication yeah?
MMEggman 2 years ago
Guess the man wanted his Dick to go up the Rud
ha ha get it?
Rud dick
... ha?
No?
:(
dctcool 2 years ago
Hahahahah!! "The good-old-fashioned hand" =)) Hahahahah... OMG... That's epic!!
yomanPDC 2 years ago