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  • I've always admired what stand-up comedians do. It's one thing to get up on stage in front of a crowd of people and give a speech. But to get up in front of a crowd and try to make them laugh, that's a tough job. Louis is really good at it though.

  • i find this easy to masturbate to

  • I hope the cocksuckers at Paypal don't randomly lock Louis' account for "suspicious account activities" when he tries to withdraw his money. A million bucks would generate some great interest over their famous 6 month "freeze". Fuck Paypal.

    Oh, and Louis rules.

  • @spunkybrewster1972 AGREED, horrible company. I've had mucho problems with them and ebay.

  • One of the most funniest comedians in the world!!!!!

  • he had a cock hahaha

  • I think Louis secretly loves cocks. He had done so many dick jokes, way too many.

  • @MrSsd1990 Sounds like you're one insecure mother fucker when it comes to your manhood.

  • like and support comment

  • Yeah those days sucked. I remember showering with my hockey team as a kid, and at thirteen a couple of these kids had dicks bigger than mine is today, at 23. Kind of a bummer.

  • Where is ShaynetheNavyMan? I miss his clever remarks.God Bless DougtheYMCAman.

  • Louis, my whole family's from The Lake. I moved out in 1970, but hung there again in my teen years. Half my friends went to Newton North. You are one day older than my younger sister. It is with no small amount of pride that I will now be ranked among those neighbors whose existence you don't give a fuck about.

    Mandy-cai digs the overchays you valve, mush. Faakin' DIVYA! OK, live big & quistcha. Cop the joint when necessary, and suv whatever bree you can, hopefully with good hoof & big quivahs.

  • Louis C.K., you even make jokes in the text, thats why you're the best.

  • Louie, you should spend more time staring at vaginas instead.

  • @ChipArgyle It's called irony, he's pointing out that every man looks (or wants to look) to other guys penises in that first time situation, but then look away because it's uncomfortable, we just don't admit it, because we all want to be seen as manly as possible.

  • @fglp666 I think you're reading too much into it.

  • @ChipArgyle Not at all, I'm just confident enough about my sexuality to feel free and talk about the subject. I also love stand up comedy because it points out what people are afraid to admit, so if you're suggesting that I'm gay, you are wrong. I just think people have to "grow up" eventually and talk about it, and I assure you, if you look to another man's penis that won't make you gay. So even if Louie chooses to look and I choose to read, it's none of your business!!!

  • @fglp666 Now you're reading too much into my comment. You may not be gay, but that kind of behavior is common in a lot of women I know.

  • @ChipArgyle Ahaha for real?? That's actually more childish that I thought you would be!!! But you're right in one thing, I'm paying too much attention on your comments already (although I could say the same thing about you). All right man, I wont bother you anymore, peace.

  • I'm gonna do a Bill Burr and say that UM ACTUALLY, veins do not "feed his dick" with oxygenated blood, but carry de-oxygenated blood back to the heart mumumumumum

    Keep up the good work, Louie!

  • put out an immense amount of material for free, then do different live material because humanity needs it.

  • Who ever edited this video must be the most insecure person on the planet.

  • oMg this shit is dangerous to watch while high HAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAAAAA

  • HAHAHAHAAAAA

  • fucking lol!

  • Please Louis CK keep em comin you know we'll buy em :) love you!

  • i read bacon theatre and got excited

  • Admittedly I torrented this first, but I felt like such a cunt for crying my ass in laughter and saving £3 to do it that I bought it out of guilt, felt like a piece of shit doing it too. True story.

  • "The vein in his penis, is bigger than my penis"

  • I bought this a while back and man it was funny! XD Great job Louis on making us all laugh yet again! God bless.

  • this whole show had me on the ground. my favorite comedian.

  • Fast Forward >> 0:32

  • Is he going to get into porn?

  • 31 "faggotsssss!!!"

  • love it!

  • the top commentators are probably louis ck family

    i enjoyed the show , i didn't pay for it :p

  • That's the best dick description Ive ever heard

  • Just downloaded it. Cannot wait to watch it.

  • I live in the UK and bought it through Amazon, fingers crossed I get it!

  • ..I wonder if Aldo is watching XD

  • i actually even kinda enjoy the text screens... o_o I love this guy, yeah

  • I am getting this. Now.

  • starts at 0:32

  • i love u to death louis, but im just too lazy to do whatever it is i have to do to buy stuff of the internet. if u were starving poor id mail u every penny i made so u could keep coming up with this brilliant shit, but ur rich, so i won't, and fuck ur daughter's futures by the way i guess. i won't pirate anything cus im too lazy to do that too, ill just wait until louis ck live at the beacon is in a bargain bin at goodwill when im 70, and get that shit for like a buck. i KNOWWW ur part MMMexican

  • "That kid had an intense dick"

    LMFAO Louis!!!

  • how long is this new set?

  • Best deal on the web right now, 5 bucks, Laughed my ass off the whole set.

  • i am 6 yars old and what is this

  • @cowpoxz

    It's your life, kid. It's your life.

  • @cowpoxz you are > or = to a troll

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  • fuckin brilliant

  • is it gonna go up on netflix like the other 2?

  • his website doesn't seem to work. What's up with that? I'm from Europe, does this have to do with that?

  • If you stare at C.K., for about a minute, then just keep staring, all the sudden you see a Mexican. It goes from redhead to a Mexican really quickly. it's frightening.

  • @stickydog480 TROLOLO XDD

  • "probabably." Spell check is your friend, Louie. :)

  • This was so different than Chewed Up. I remember Louis being much more honest and really trying to understand why he thinks certain things and is actually ashamed of it. However in this show he seems to enjoy his fucked upness and is proud of being fucked up. Totally different Louis. But still funny though.

  • @vncnzo he probably has heard of ken wilber thats why

  • 27 tiny penises

  • I love love love Louis but did I didn't laugh once, Am I missing something?

  • @stickydog480 Probably because your gay, and you were thinking about the dick too much, most likely is your answer

  • @Thomaspegful

    If I was gay, I would like his description. I'm thinking that is not the right answer. You are most likely gay yourself, though. Everyone knows people that accuse others of being homosexual are often hiding those feelings themselves. it's okay. I won't judge you.

  • @stickydog480 yesyesyes, lol how'd you know ;), I had fun pissing you off

  • @Thomaspegful

    No one is pissed. It is indeed fun to troll, but you need to succeed next time. Here's one that might of worked:

    "You have no idea about C.K.'s comedy if you don't like this. You're probably some NOOB fan who has shitty taste. This comedy isn't for you"

    That may of got my attention. I still probably wouldn't of gotten mad though. Come to think of it...I don't know what would get me mad. I am disabled - try calling me a crippled waste? That might sting. I dunno

  • @stickydog480 Yea your right, but some random guy did get pissed off, and I enjoyed it

    I just love Louis CKs stand up and just tried to troll, cause of a hangover from Louis. LOL thanks for the advice though

  • the website is not working, what's up with that?

  • Q : is that defrent from this

    Louis C.K.-.Live.at.the.Beacon.Theat­er

    all over the internet

    ?

  • It's funny that, at the end, Louis is thinking 'fuck, I've gotta cut this from the show'.. It just wouldn't have gone with the rest of the bits. But it's excellent stadalone material for sure

  • hah funny stuff. Cant wait to torrent all of his recent stuff!

  • @MacintoshMan cheap fuck. broke I guess. best of luck finding a job one day

  • Louis CK has fuck around and changed the game on your ass!

  • @Phobosdeimos1 dude what the fuck? your fantasies are disturbing, man.

  • @Phobosdeimos1 that is... that is hilariously false

  • @Phobosdeimos1

    Wow, I didn't know that! I'm DEFINITELY going to buy his DVDs now!

  • @Phobosdeimos1 You forgot to mention what he did to those ponies.

  • @Phobosdeimos1 He was born in Mexico, huh? That's funny, I didn't know Washington D.C. was in Mexico.

  • For anyone else wondering about C.K.'s birth place:

    Wiki:

    "Born in Washington, D.C., the son of Mary Louise (née Davis), a software engineer, and Luis Szekely, an economist.[2][8] His father is a native of Mexico and his mother is an American of Irish Catholic ancestry. C.K.'s paternal grandfather, a Hungarian Jew, emigrated to Mexico, where he met C.K.'s paternal grandmother, who was a Catholic Mexican of Spanish and Mexican Indian ancestry"

  • @stickydog480 In short: he's a spic.

  • @CoolerKing37

    Right on.

  • @stickydog480 LOL gtfo! I'm a huge fan of Louis CK and Székely is a Hungarian last name! That's so awesome! :)

  • @Psychoholiday223 Yes, he was born in Mexico

  • @Jusala12

    he was not born in mexico

  • @ioddc Type in "Louis CK Mexicans" in the search bar. Watch the first video.

    Suck it

  • @Phobosdeimos1 Louis? Is that you??

  • @Phobosdeimos1

    You know this makes so much sense... there are so many goofy looking gingers in Mexico!

  • @Phobosdeimos1 That's an impressive record for someone who was fucking SIX YEARS OLD when he moved to the States.

  • @Phobosdeimos1 Louis CK emigrated when he was 7 yrs old

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  • Three cheers for Louis CK and the way he's released this new special. I've said it before: people will pay for shit, I'll pay for shit, just let me download it and watch it when I want, how I want. Fuck off with all your restrictions and DRMs. Paying $5 to stream, or download a comedy special is only the most logical thing on earth, and I'm glad someone's finally figured it out. I wanna see movies sold like this. My torrenting days will be over if I can buy movies and TV shows like this.

  • Thanks for doing the thing with the dvd without the big companies louis!

    I live on the other side of the world and it's impossible to buy you dvd here, it simply doesn't exist, so I have to download it, now I have bought you dvd on your website, but I will still download it with torrents, but now at least you have your money to blow on crap of your own liking.

  • Where can I exchange all my dollars for Pig Newtons?

  • Well, that clip explains a lot about you, Louis. I'm sorry you got a bad little penis, and Aldo got the "intense dick," you've been coveting ever since.

  • if spain is a 3rd world country, i'm from a 5th world country

  • probabably lol

  • Best 5 bucks I've ever spent. Thank you so much, you inspirational jackass. We love you.

  • I love that you've named your company "Pig Newton". I love it because it means I'm saying your company all the time when my GF and I get into joking arguments about oneanother's experience.

    "I looked there, no remote."

    "Nuh unh, you don't know! you don't KNOW".. etc. pig newton, etc.

  • Hey I bought the thing! :D but why does it not come with the outtakes or have a link to them?

  • @slacker4rent because they are out-takes. he took them out because he didn't want to include them

  • @cinnakev

    And this comment was helpful how?

    If You credit me with the intelligence to know what the word outtake (which I used in my comment) actually means?

    I see He now has a link to a outtake on the His Site

    and that's what I was asking for.

    If I pay for the thing and he edits that's one thing, but If the outtakes show up elsewhere,

    Credit me with being a person that might want to see them?

    Just a suggestion...

  • Thanks for posting such an easy fast and cheap way to get great comedy, happy new year bro, wish you much love, health and success for you and your family. Best 5$ I spent still that time where i bought crack for a baby.

  • I can't stop laughing lol

  • best $5 i've spent all year

  • its too bad people illegally download, i would pay way more than 5$ for louis's comedy

  • Everyone HAS to go spend the $5 for this! This man is a legend

  • yea seriously someone upload a free copy. i know all you fuckers paid the 5 bucks!

  • @mochopz and you should too. it's completely worth it, i promise. three full downloads (HD or SD) AND two online streams of it. you can even just download the HD version as one of your downloads and burn it to a DVD and keep it forever.

  • Totally worth the $5 bucks!! xD

  • @netskot coincidentally, I offer proofreading services free. FYI you can see a sample of my work below.

  • @netskot "If you're your good at something, never do it for free." - Joker

  • @netskot Hey, netskot. all you do is suck dicks and you expect me to pay you even through I just want you to blow me once? Fuck that!

  • @TheKwistazHaderach no, i want you to illegally download a dick sucking courtesy of me.

  • Louis CK is the best standup comedian alive today

  • @Swingfinger who is the best standup comedian dead today?

  • lol i love the people who try to make cases for downloading it cause it's 5$, yeah cause the 15$ dvd/cd you downloaded a week ago would break your back financially. fuck out of here.

  • @netskot I think the case is that Louie's getting the money rather than a giant distribution company. I bet that if you pay $15 for one of the older DVDs (or whatever they cost, I wouldn't know) there's no way Louie gets $5 out of it.

    Actually, Fuck him, now that he's a big shot and all successful, he's probably filthy rich.

  • @MMAGimp even if he is filthy rich , he deserves it

  • @ararat123457 he doesn't deserve it any more than all the other people i steal from. in fact, i would argue that everyone else puts in more work into their shit than he does. all he does is talk shit and expect me to buy it just because i want to watch it once? fuck that.

  • @netskot No one expects you to buy anything nor told you not to get it for free, so why are you trying to put people down if they feel good about themselves for finally paying for something?

    You are being anti-comic

  • @MMAGimp they are stigmatizing ppl who upload & download it illegally when they'd it too if knew how. opie says he has some1 do it for him & tries to justify it by it being expensive. it's expensive cause it was more costly to make, you idiot. louis shot it with a point and shoot camera, talked about an imaginary kid and him wanting to fuck dudes and wants us to pay for it cause it's cheap. it's hypocritical. i wish opie had a backbone to defend those who stole his show, but he's a fgt.

  • @netskot I don't know about Opie but I've never heard Louie say anything against illegal downloads. Also, everyone that wrote they paid for the special thought it was worth mentioning because they download everything else. I think you're missing the point.

    You should watch the show, it's funnier than this bit.

  • @MMAGimp why do i care who gets the money? why shouldn't a big distribution company have it? there are dudes there too who are trying to make money.

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  • If you bought a Grande Skinny Latte from Starbucks this morning, you can afford this.

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  • I bought it yesterday, Louie. Loved your special but these outtakes were good enough to be in it

  • I started searching for some place to download this and then I said FUCK IT, I'm gonna buy it. I'm gonna push my life to the LIMIT!

  • So much detail that I know exactly what this dudes cock looks like... -__-

  • Almost choked to death laughing.

  • Hello Louis. I've recently bought the special from your website, but it was only 720p and I really wanted it to be 1080p, you know? Like, 720p isn't really my favorite way of viewing it. It's fucking bullshit!

  • @VanillaGorillaVEVO Does it really matter for a standup comedy special? It's not like there's special effects.

  • @XOmniverse -.- Really? My comment was a fusion between Louis' jokes about people never being satisfied and constantly complaining about every little thing. Thought that people in the comment sections of Louis CK videos would at least recognize Louis material when they saw it.

  • 'and then more dick' hahaha

  • Just bought this last night and was watching it in bed. Some of the jokes made me cry from laughing so hard (specifically the one about the army people on planes and people shitting on polar bears). Keep this type of thing going with $5. Great, convenient concept.

  • Just bought it and it was great but please loose some weight you faggot nigger cunt. :)

  • Funny but a bit gay.

  • probabably

  • thanks, louie ... i paid the five bucks and downloaded the show, then i torrented a version of the same show for my ipod and watched it on the bus to work bothering everybody with sporadic outbursts of laughter

  • hes really sweaty pig

  • And BTW this special is not "Well worth 5 bucks" as a lot of you assholes say. It's worth much more. It just 5 dollars is all you willing to shell out for this man genius, you cheap cunts.

  • Oh, you all went ahead paid 5 dollars and bought the special, what troopers you are! Lets do the round of applause and also pat yourselves on the back while at it, folks! But where the fuck where you been when he was selling his stuff for a bit higher price? Oh, that's right stealing it on torrents. And don't tell me you couldn't afford 20 bucks, you cheap greedy pieces of shit. You're not fooling anybody with that self-pedestaling, cheesy queers. See you all at PB when Louie season 3 comes out.

  • @dr1345 this

  • @dr1345 i don't know why you lump everyone like that in the same group. i bought and still own all of his specials on DVD except Hilarious which i bought from PSN.

  • Louis, get your ass in shape, we can't have another Patrice O' Neal situation. Too many great comics are dying too young, we need you to stick around for as long as Carlin did. I'm a fat fuck too, but I won't cause the entire comedy world to suffer when I die from diabetic shock.

  • @Galactic123 Hey has to stay out of shape. It's part of why is he so funny. He has the fat, red-headed loser image.

  • @Galactic123 what the fuck are you talking about ? And 51 peoples like ?

    Patrice had diabeta, a metabolic disease of which you can die of...Louis CK just enjoys food....Totaly different thing ! You will not die after eating "an extra donuts"

    PS : I'm french so maybe I made some grammar mistake but I want to thank Louis to make his special accessible for us who live in non-english speaking countries. You begin to be pretty famous here...I even saw a local comedians translate and steal your jokes

  • LCK, if you're reading this, please contact me. I am real & I have a humorous yet genuine proposal. Find me on FaceBook under Cameron Ryland, or send me an email @ voncarlowitz@gmail.com. I'm in Colorado. Thanx!

  • @cameronblantonryland Is your first name aldo, mr von carlowitz?

  • No, I'm not Aldo & I am not a Mister. I am trying to contact LCK. I knew him as a child in Mexico, yet he may not remember me. LCK, if you're reading this please contact me at cameronblantonryland@gmail.com­. Thanx.

  • Ahhh... I see why it was outtaked lmao

  • Louis you're a legend, but get your ass in shape brother.  Represent.

  • And then, more dick

  • you sir, are an icon.

    fuck SOPA

  • Also, dear Louis CK fans, do you know how can I get the series "Louie" from FX without the bleeps? I don't understand how a series with paedophilia jokes bleeps out the "fucks" and "cunts", it's some American crazy stuff I suppose :p

  • Hello you fat ginger man.

    I am from Spain, over here nobody knows you (unless I told 'em about you!) and it's simply impossible to get your stuff legally. Even if I order the DVDs, zone restrictions won't allow us to play your material on our DVD players, and I'm not willing to spend my small third country wage on a useless box with your not-so-pretty face on it.

    But finally I can pay for something Louis CK I can actually use. Keep it on! You can have my money!

  • @TheIceOfAlice yea.... spain is 1st world, not 3rd world dude

  • @punjabistan01 Spain Greece and Italy have 3rd world salaries now :(

  • I'm getting a copy of this for everyone in my family this Christmas :))

  • that was pretty graphic lol

  • CMON GUYS ITS JUST 5 DOLLARS!!!

    STOP PIRATING THIS STUFF

    *Downloads torrent anyway*

  • @BasementDweller09 thats probably the most honest comment on here. i neither buy nor pirate but i laugh my ass off on youtube actually i did pirate all his specials so i guess im a piece of shit but at least when i tell people my favorite comics i say his name so hes at least getting publicity rom me ripping him off nd at least im nt sitting at my keyboard, cock flapped out, flacid-erbating to the amount of integrity i have because im so full of lies my own cock cant get hard

  • that was funny. i just heard of you after watching robin williams say you make him laugh (watch?v=DjktB2k6TSI&)

  • >Paying for dick stories

    I've got news for you.

  • @lceus Which is?