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  • what the hell? no tali from mass effect? I CALL SHENANIGANS!!!

  • No Miranda from mass effect? :S

  • @Darkwing74

    Check the upload date of this video...

  • TANGIBLE TITS OR GTFO!! XD

  • i would add silvia from no more hero 1 and 2

  • this came up in my recommended videos

  • rain with suck you dry

  • Are these guys paid to do that??

  • Wtf no Fate from Mirrors Edge?...

  • Where's Bayonetta?

  • @MinooMinou at least she got in the extras

  • I've just heard more sex references in one video than EVER :DDDD

  • Ellis, ur girl is cheating on u with Tiger Woods... Or was cheating... Oh whatever

  • I think its safe to say he reams the butts cuz he makes the putts. No? Not working for ya? How bout he drives the greens and licks em' clean? haha

  • Is Ivy norwegian?! D:

    Oh... I'm ashamed that she's from my country now.... F***ing skank....

  • @Balled2 Norge FTW

  • What about poison ivy from batman arhkam asylum or harley Quinn

  • Miranda Lawson from Mass Effect 2: 'Dat ass. Nuf' said.

  • what about sonya from mortal kombat

  • @electrobot29 game was made in 2009 dumbass

  • @RougeTyrant what you mean mortal kombat was made then?...gues what dipshit look at the date of this video

  • @RougeTyrant The series is almost as old as I am.

  • @RougeTyrant The series is almost as old as I am douchenozzle.

  • I want more steve and larson!

  • Lilith and Moxxi? from Bonerlands? I mean Borderlands.

  • @deantivakul Twins.....

  • Alyx Vance

  • she'll suck your Uwe Bolls. lol

  • 3:57 to 4:05

    W T F !!!

  • Id defintly lay zero-suit samus

  • LAWL at sarah kerrigan

  • #1 afrodite from god of war 3

  • zsedxrt67fg4zw53q6by6rcxe5xde4­67t8y90u-0f9ds86ft79ghujikmhgt­fxsgfhcjbkl;m

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    Sorry, cleaning the jizz off my keyboard from around 6:20

  • Yuna and Rikku from FFX and Lightning from FFXIII

  • tifa should have been number 1 (actually no thats my wife), he can hav mai shiranui....NO HE CANT (thats my wife too, and so is rainbow mika)

    he can have chun li (after i fucked her) aeris (cause fuck that bitch, i got tifa) and yuffie (i dont want no flat chested, flat ass girl)

  • ow hes cheata wods.

  • Try Asian women # lushfmlk.info #

  • ALYX VANCE?

  • lara croft is so hott i would so raid her tomb

  • Grrr you put Laura in the description. It's LARA Croft tomb raider. Pronounced la-ruh.

  • Tifa is really hot, but Kerrigan... WTF!

  • Who wouldn't do Jill Valentine?

  • worst jokes evar

  • looks like tiger woods...

    *sunglasses*

    got laid!

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

  • Of course bayonetta was gonna win.

  • 125 people got their tomb raided by tiger woods.

  • where the fuck is chun li

  • Pun-tastic!

  • You know what they call Tiger now? A Cheetah.

  • im gonna zerg rush her pants.

    yum....cortana.

    LOLasaurus rex.

    she gave him crabs.....HEADCRABS!!!

    tiger woods.

  • Tiger Woods is Blck and Asian........now i know the entire female population of the west coast knows this, BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE HIS DICK?!?! TALL MIDGET?!?

    Mind = Fucked

  • Transforming to a pussy.....cat

  • What? I never went NEAR Tiger Woods. O_O

  • ummmm.........wheres miranda from mass effect

  • Bayonetta FTW!!!

  • lol arby n the chief reference

  • I'll make her into a Jill Manwich... sorry for the double post

  • 4:16 how kinky do u have to be to nail this thing!?

  • Good commentators

  • WTF no Miranda from mass effect

  • When women go in a forest called tiger woods they never come out

  • im gonna zerg rush her pants HAHA

  • 2:45 FTW

  • No Lucy of AC 2? No Naomi of MGS4?

  • Tangible tits or GTFO XD

  • lara is 10th?

  • Q.wats the difference between tiger woods and santa

    A.santa stops at 3 holes

  • @bananaman993 pretty sure you meant "ho's". you fail

  • @bananaman993 U mean ho's.

    

  • @bananaman993 Dammit...this is why i hate the internet...

  • Maybe they could "Take Turns" and do some "Role Play."

  • Would of been a "SIN" if he didn't have just one more "FINAL FANTASY" with "YUNA, RIKKU, and Lulu." That would require two more "X"s for that foursome. :D

  • This video just ruined half life in my eyes :(

  • lol the Queen of Blades would be on there

  • Birdo is female...not male...shes like Yoshi's girlfriend!! and sueng Mina from soul caliber is much hotter the Ivy. and Bayonetta is like a female Dante!

  • @MasterPhilbo

    Of course Bayonetta is like a female Dante, they are both made by the same creator, thanks for pointing out the obvious genius!

  • @MasterPhilbo birdo is a dude

  • what about someone from hellgate: london trailer???

  • Kerrigan LOL

    wonder if he will 4pool?

  • what about the chick from Heavenly sword?

  • no beatrice of dante's inferno?

    wtf? XD

  • personally i think that eleanor as an adult from bioshock 2 is the hottest by far

  • she makes my snake solid, LOL :D

  • @dray86isbest nice one

  • a lion wouldn't cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood

  • i kno rite?

  • @larsgobbens LMAO

  • @larsgobbens this is a GOOD pun if it even is a pun

  • @larsgobbens Niice...

  • @larsgobbens Haha! Good one!

  • @larsgobbens Yeah, tigers are lion cheetahs. :P

  • what about trish and lady from dmc4

  • @andre92u

    gloria dude

  • lame

  • I'm afraid Ivy is English, not Norweigen.

  • Bulletwitch anyone?

  • "im sean and you dont care who the hell i am "

    quote of the day!

  • the best ftw

  • the girl from resi 5 video game ^_*

  • lol i'd tiger her woods

  • @MrTraucer101

    XD u made my day

  • tiger left zoey because, she had a horrible pie bomb "accident".

  • pie bomb dont you mean pipe bomb pie bomb XD

  • where are the nude ladies from god of war? :D

  • love all the bad puns

  • Bloodrayne, Ivy and Bayonetta = Fetish

    Bayonetta's like a perv teacher sexy as hell!

  • Zoey deserves the top spot. Too hawt. ;P

  • WTF!? where's amy wong from RE4?!

    How bout the girls Dante encounted on DMC series!?

    DARN!

  • i thought amy wong was from futurama....

  • what about the chick from overlord

  • At least Santa stops at 3 ho's...

  • i would totally bone zoey from left 4 dead HOLY SHIT!!!

  • is it weird that i shoot her until shes dead and then tea-bag her face?

  • GREATT!!!

  • lol wow stupid but kinda funny jokes

  • this is kool...

    pls ck TIGER WOODS STILL NUMBER ONE...

    REGGAE SONG ABOUT TIGER...

    bless!

  • lmao zerg rush her pants nice one

  • what about sheva from re5

  • Why would you watch a video about Tiger Woods' fictional mistresses if you weren't looking for exploitative dirty jokes referencing video game women?

  • bayonetta = dat ass grrrr

  • "He rated her tombs is what you're saying..."

    "DON'T SAY THAT!"

    XD

  • Tiger wishes he could get Tifa.

  • These guys are the most unfunny people iv ever heard

  • ZOEY I GOT SOMETHING FOR YA XD

  • Lolololololololol.

    Zerg Rush her pants. Honestly, you have to play that game to enjoy that joke.

  • hahaha zerg rush her pants lol

  • lol so epic

  • The women from Ninja Gaiden II?

  • tifa would never get with tiger...

  • LOL

  • I love all the bad puns xD

  • haha it works because there were tiger woods video games actually

  • still never understood why they made birdo a guy

  • im pretty sure tiger also hooked up with those two chicks from Uncharted 2,

  • XD she can psycho my mantis

  • u guys maybe stop keep wacth porn and go get it REAL

  • uhh, did they say they were watching porn??? yeah so stfu. there is nothing proving they are watching porn. and maybe tget have gotten some, oyu dont know so stop assuming

  • This is shitty as fuck

  • whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa limits himself to 3 ho's

  • i saw the title and i instantly thought Zoey=1

  • dude they totally forget harley quinn and poison ivy...

  • lol but i can pick better girl like kasumi from doa, felina and morrigan from darkstacker but they got good pick also

  • I was laughing at all the bad puns, hilarious.

  • what about trish and mary from DMC4 Kylina from Prince of Persia. Harley Quinn and Poisin Ivy from Arkham Asylum!!!!

  • i have to say that this is the stupidest video i hav ever seen

  • TOO MANY BAD JOKES AND PUNS!

  • Tiger Woods hit that one in the rough

  • The two that made the whole video were "Makes my snake solid" and "She gave him metroids". Laughed so hard.

  • Tangible tits or GTFO. I lol'd for 2 minutes straight.

  • omg the puns were the worst evar but they ttally made it

  • it would have been so funny if they had done the spitter from l4d 2 xD

  • lol nice 1 machinima

  • LOL, she'll suck your uwe bolls. LMAO

  • sooooooo many corny jokes. awesome

  • real fucking funny

  • "thats one bit of poison ivy i wouldnt mind on my crotch"

    "out in the woods"

    "tiger woods"

    "hes a golfer"

  • lol

  • I like cortana the best

  • wtf birdo

  • ...

  • Cortana?!

    "Tangible tits or get the f*ck out! Am I right?"

    XD

  • @VidsOfFranck

    Fuck off.

  • I would Demolish Birdo

  • birdo! lol

  • This is just tooo Funny

    lol

  • lol

  • Its over

    Hands down

    Game over

    All other contenders fall short

    Because this video wins the award for "Most cheesiest jokes in one video"

    That being said, it was great

  • You GOT THA Rigt!!!!

    LoL =D

  • This is punny >.>

  • "She makes my snake solid." The best one.

  • lol great jokes

  • At least he won the player of the year award.

  • @ avidalocan -- Exactly my thought, 18 hole. Probably Tiger wants to create new type of golf going for more than that number?

    My respect to him over the year vanished completely; though there is no disappointment because I always suspected something was not right.

  • lol u dont respect him because he cheated on his wife? i bet half the girls that say they slept with him didnt actually

  • How many mistresses did Tiger Woods have?

    He stopped on the 18th ho.

  • This was great!

    For more Tiger news and videos, stop by LaidBackLounge!

  • GREAT JOB ON THE VIDEO