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  • LOL this is PAINFUL to listen to. What an ass. But just hilarious to listen to.

  • That. Is. So. F'n. Funny!!! Private convo accidentally transmitting over open air. Literally can't stop laughing! He's got to have felt like a total tard when he figures it out?! HAhahahahaha!!

  • captain: "fuck you gays, granny, grandes, i'm going to hit a nearby building so the world can blame Taliban, all passenger, brace yourself !"

  • LMMFAO

  • Air tran is truely the worst

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  • wow lol what a total dick...

  • @CurlyFries120 He's not a dick. He's a typical American. Those kind of people run the corporations, and in turn our country.

  • The pilot is lucky he didn't have the passenger cabin mike on during his bragging.

  • Did I miss the foul language? It is shocking how the Tale Ban are able to break into our airline navigation radio frequencies and mimic our American airline pilots with false traffic. Very soon, high school bus drivers will be talking like this.

  • damn.. gotta keep checking for stuck mic... wouldnt want the world to know about my granny and tranny adventures

  • @floaterincloud i had this same shit happen to me, lucky i didnt say anything wierd. it was on 123.700 @ KUES

  • "and that was not us"

    ROFL

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  • lol he was doable??..

  • Bachelor of the century

  • This guy Kicks ASS!! I will fly with him any day of the weak. Way to go!! Fuck the old and fat women. Fuck the fags too. SkyWest 6285 can lick my balls!! What a Fag!!! (SkyWest 6285, turn left heading 180, and descend down to HELL)!! Lick my nuts!! Shieeitt!!

  • @bennyworldwide Go to school moron. You made so many mistakes in that comment. Your ignorance is embarrassing.

  • @bennyworldwide So Benny, let's get this straight... You're suggesting that everyone fuck the fat chicks, old ladys and fags? Is this your normal course of action, or are you suggesting that we take your word on blind faith and that's not your thing?

  • Sounds like he has personal issues? <Yes

  • That's fucking awesome

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • The only thing this captain did wrong was keep the mic PTT pressed. Everything else is just freed of speech. Oh wait, that doesn't really exist anymore....

  • @chazflyz The heavy iron does not really use ptt. More like a toggle switch, on or off for coms- Hate2 be him! Geez

  • This Guy should be fired on the spot

  • @Leo92053 Why? Because he voiced his thoughts and didn't know it was being transmitted? Heck I bet everybody has done something like that on the job, and have never gotten fired for it

  • Jeez this guy is an asshole. Haha! Be careful what you say, I guess.

  • Funny offensive but funny

  • As the saying goes those that shout loudest are the worst offenders

  • The pilot can say all he wants too about gay's being homo's. Because I am a proud homo but that pilot is a cock sucking faggot. Dirty WeHo, Hollywood Blvd., street walking tranny, weather beatin hoochie bitch!!

  • @stalinwasright Dude. Chill. Out.

  • The dude doth protest too much, methinks. He's gotta be gay.

  • Dude, whoever you are, you absolutely need to be cutting grass for a living - or even better, picking up my trash on Thursday mornings. I hope I never have to fly on your airplane.  Unbelievable. Ingrate.

  • always southwest airlines

  • He sounds awfully gay for someone who is complaining about gays.

  • This is funny. You all are too easily offended. You are no better than them if you're going to cuss them out. Get over it. .

  • HILARIOUS!!!!

  • you the pilot at the two minute mark is like....fffuuuccckkkkk

  • @stalinwasright How exactly do you "prey" to God? You mean "pray"? Also, which God are you praying to? Because if you're referring to the Jewish and Christian God he doesn't really do any of that stuff you want done. But hey, I get it. You're mad about some words someone said that don't affect you in any way, and that's a perfect justification to unleash some rage. U mad bro?

  • Poor bastard sat on talk button.

  • only on southwest lmao

  • "MOUTHFEST"

  • It's just guy talk you losers, we all do it, get over it. This was hilarious. Free speech FTW.

  • the most atrocious part of the whole thing was that they suspended him and sent him to "diversity training" hell couldn't be much worse than diversity training.

  • @stalinwasright U Mad?

  • Southwest hates gays. They kicked two lesbians off yesterday. They are one of the last airlines to say fuck you faggots fly someone else. I like that.

  • @kimmo4444 um, what were the reasons why they were kicked off? they didn't just kick two gay people off an aircraft because they were gay.

  • @ERAUPRCWA sure they did. SW hates all kind of people. They hate fat people especially. And their record with gays has been bad the past few years. This pilot still works fr them. They backed him 100%.

  • "Grandes" really. LMFAO Don't get me wrong, it's fucking offensive. But holy shit it's kinda funny. What really gets me is the self righteous fuck "Uggh...and they won't why airline pilots have a bad reputation." No the reason they have a bad reputation is that they allow their bosses to bully them into flying with barely enough fuel to get to a place then on top of it show up with little to no sleep if not out and out hungover.

  • Oops, I mean wonder why. lol

    

  • this if fucking funny lol 

  • I feel sorry for the guy. Became a pilot thinking it would get him layed, and the closest he ever came was the flight surgeons fist up his ass.

  • I think it's about time the public heard how management decisions are irritating the pilots that fly them all over the USA and abroad. This all stems from a 1987 supreme court judgement against the airlines. The flight attendant unions won a class action law suite against them claiming discrimination based on gender, age and weight. Since then airline management has over-reacted and will hire anything that casts a shadow. In fact they steer clear of attractive young women flight attendants.

  • Crawling.  Yeah, I didn't REALLY hear anything wrong. Listen, jimi, you have never spouted off before? Never? You have just been lucky that no one was taping it. Have a laugh, it's almost Friday. Toughen up guys. You didn't lose your jobs or wives off of this video. Or husbands, whatever floats your boat.

  • Thanks for allowing my video response. Much appreciated!! :)

  • Well at least 2 of em were do-able...

  • hahahaha busted !!!!

  • BUSTED hahaha

  • And it Weren't US! Either!!

  • Very unprofessional. =/ WOW! SMH!!

  • Hell, you people should hear what is said on 3rd shift in resturants when no customers are there.

  • Horrible that he took over an ATC channel, but good for him for speaking his mind!

  • very unprofessional that makes southwest look bad

  • This guys is saying out loud what all pilots think!!!! P

    riceless!!!

  • To jblovesplanes: you are an ignorant ashole.

  • I'm gay and I find this to be absolutely hillarious

  • Southwest pilots...higest paid pilots in North America.

    Regional First Officers (co-pilots) make less than TSA agents.

    I'm a regional FO, I get paid shit and yet I have more time than those Air France clowns who crashed an Airbus 330 who also make 8 times my pay..

    WTF?

    I'm a regional FO, I get paid shit.

  • Lol the south. When will you hicks get your act together?

  • LOL i would get along with this dude, but yeah he fucked up big time.

  • I don't think this pilot will ever have another flight attendant served drink. Better pack a

    thermus pall. HAHAHA

  • im proud of those pilots! we need more people to speak out about all the faggots in this world!!! this is a true display of freemdom of speech! Grandes, classic, you know the grandes need loving too lol

  • To all you people over 50: This is what YOU "raised"! A turd hanging off the ass of humanity! A selfish hateful stupid bigot brought up by mass media instead of ethical & moral parents. A "man" (child!) who only looks for holes to insert his penis, humans to masturbate in. He is, most likely (by evidence of intense homophobia) gay & brain damaged. He is probably ex-military as they are some of the lowest IQ of our "best".

    He is typical of what you've all done to us. The "Jackass" generation.

  • LMFAO!!!!!!! atleast his picky and honest about things lmfao

  • @machtlos southwest is actually paying their pilots quite high compared to many other airlines....do some research before running your mouth

  • Southwest airlines. Discount airline means discount people. Pax and crew both.

  • @Nusrat5791 yes i do with my friends, but not on work time.

  • i would like to meet this guy and drink beer with him. he has got to be not only the coolest pilot alive but the best pilot ever lol!!!!!

  • I'm betting you don't. I'm gay myself, so I hang with my own kind. So, no you absolutely don't know more gays than I do. That's a lie. Also, this isn't the point. Just as many straight people "talk shit" about others as gays do. But the real kicker here is that these "straight" and "fat" people you claim we make fun of HAVE THEIR LEGAL RIGHTS!!! You make it sound as if these people are the suppressed ones and that the gays are being bullies.

  • @TheChrisFutrell first of all i am too so we probably have as bout the same experience and knowledge, secondly that comment wasnt even directed towards you so wtf? i didnt say gays were being bullies i said they do make fun of people in a playful manner, but its not over anything serious, you need to read peoples post carefully before going crazy.

  • @i000110001100 I think you're side of this debate is trying to shove more down OUR throats than the other way around. You may have the right to be a lousy human being, but we also have the right to get married and be equally treated in this country. Also, i wouldn't even let you touch me, much less stick my penis down your throat. So, don't worry.

  • @TheChrisFutrell Don't try to play the "We deserve to be treated equally because we're human beings with unalienable rights" card. you people and your feathery boas are killing America and true Heartland values. I hope you're satisfied with the blood of babies being on your hands. I'm of course referring to adults who confuse "you're" with "your".

  • @i000110001100 Wow! You got me!!! Such a strong argument!! It's called a mistake and I definitely know the difference between the different sets of words. At least I know sentences begin with capital letters! Also, your argument about "my people" killing America and its "heartland" values...what about the divorce rate over 50 percent? Divorce is a sin! It's actually people like you that destroy this country!

  • @TheChrisFutrell The 50% number is wrong. It's reached using a poor system. They looked at the number of divorces in a year and tne number of marriages in a year and got that number. Ex. a couple ends a 20 year marriage in 2001. That divorce is counted as a 2001 divorce, and not a 1981 divorce. So the 50% figure stacks every marriage ever before year x vs the number of marriages in year x to get a shocking number that people can erroneously quote. (wink)

  • @i000110001100 Riiiiiight. Alright, I'm done with you because your facts are wrong and now you're just making arguments up. Just know your bigotry will catch up to you in life.

  • @TheChrisFutrell LOL? now you're just arguing against facts. i thought i was trolling, but maybe i've been trolled.

  • i bet this guy is fun to party with

  • You should hear him talk about Arabs.

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  • I bet the pilot shit his pants when he found out he had his mic on.

  • fuck faggots

    

  • arguing in the internet is like competing in the special olympics

    even if you win, you're still retarted

  • @walifiter who is retarded* now?

  • @walifiter who is the retard now

  • Why do you care if I am "homophobic"... it is not a normal thing being GAY.

    and nowdays in every movie, every show, every fucking thing people make, has to be atleast 1 gay. it pisses me off...what are they, some kind of victims so we need to be specially nice to them? i've never seen anyone attacking them. they have their rights already and their places to hang out... why ask more? i want my rights... ban religion!

  • @BorisKnoT i tell you sth,

    some guy, c.a. 1976 told what is this.

    Promotion of gays lay in population control.

    When someone decided that there's too much people already, whole gay-thing started to slowly develop.

    Additionaly - even gays are not aware of that, so they think they are succesful in getting attention by themselves.

    Homophobia is like antisemitism - pumped by interest.

  • @BorisKnoT So who defines "normal?" You know they used to think being black wasn't normal. You don't have to be especially nice to us, but you will give us our rights! I don't care what opinions you hold, because I hold my own, but when you step on my rights I will punch you in the face to get you out of my way!

  • @TheChrisFutrell

    So called mother nature defines normal. But I understand the masonic order approving it through catholic priests raping children and islamic fcuking goats as their birth control program to reduce population boom. They should be given a right for a lubricant...

  • @BorisKnoT Wow. You're deeply disturbed. First, speaking of mother nature, homosexuality is scientifically documented in close to 1500 species. Second, the biggest homophobes make the best homosexuals!

  • what a dickhead. Why are people so homophobic, freaks!

  • lollololololololololol

  • Now that's professional.

  • Umm... He's not from Houston, or it's because he's from the area around hobby.

    IAH area is sooo much cleaner,

  • That is really wrong. I can't care about swearing, but to swear in a cockpit as an airline pilot with you FO is absolutely disgusting. What about black boxes? Hope that guy gets a real good talking to. And especially stupid enough to leave an open mic let alone talk like that.

  • I love this pilot!!!!!!!!!!

  • good guy greg, now flies planes.

  • Nice guy...

  • Sounds like typical cockpit conversation to me!!!

  • this pilot amused me, i must say. he sounds like a regular straight male, but the "cute chicks" he so pines for have apparently moved on the greener pastures and cant be bothered with stuck up pilots. times change. as long as he is not doing the hiring, i have no complaints.

  • I want him to be my pilot

  • Houston, we have a problem! LOL!

  • Who cares what was said...the fact is the mic being on is what was the problem..he could have been talking about what he had for dinner last night for 2 mins and it would have had the same effect.

  • Thank goodness it was only 11. Can you imagine what he would of said if it was 12 ? Despicable!!!!

  • @ksdmd14 Moron try for shock value. Not get it. Tiny reptile brain.

  • The things scared white men (republicans) say when they think no one is listening.

    Hope the pilot that said this was wondering during the flight if one of his faggot flight attendants might put a little extra cream in his coffee...

  • @ksdmd14 "So I was on a plane with these bigoted white fuckers, and it was GOP this and Limbaugh that. Never heard so many scared white middle aged men rant like they were the only people on earth entitled to their opinion."

  • Well the pilot only spoke the TRUTH. The male flight attendants are usually over the top gays. :D

  • I can't imagine talking like this in the office, and we're not even particularly client-facing, this guy's flying a goddamn plane with loads of passengers on it.

  • Did he say something out of line? Did I miss something?

  • @Mtnbikesouth Apparently you've missed quite a bit. Please get out of the gene pool.

  • @cubeOfat Wah! That was offensive! Wah! How could he say those things? Waaaah! White middle aged men! Waaaaah! What a bunch of sissie!

  • @Mtnbikesouth We're used to the ignorant BS from your kind. I'm over it. Your kind however...stupid forever it seems.

  • @cubeOfat I apologize cube. Let me try this again. How dare that pilot insult homosexuals, elderly and overweight people. He has no right. There could be little kids listening. It is people like this who bring down the reputation of the United States. People need to think before they speak. How can we move toward equality in our society if supposed smart people don't know how to be nice to everyone? Is that better cube? There, now we can be friends. Sincerely, Mtn

  • @cubeOfat Hey cube, why not post a few videos on human rights or something? You are right on with your comments.

  • @Mtnbikesouth If you have to ask that question, you've missed a lot more than you think. Please crawl back under the rock from which you came.

  • How would you like to have a brain surgeon talk like that during your sugery?

  • ι ∂ση'т gινє α gσ∂ ∂αмη αвσυт ωнαт ριℓσтѕ тαℓк αвσυт ιη тнє ƒℓιgнт ∂є¢к. αѕ ℓσηg αѕ тнєу ¢αη ∂σ тнєιя נσв ωєℓℓ. ¢ℓσggιηg υρ тнє ƒяєqυєη¢у ωαѕ тнє вιg мιѕтαкє нєяє ιη му σριηιση. тнαт'ѕ тнє σηℓу тнιηg ι ωσυℓ∂ вє υρѕєт αвσυт.

  • Legend !!

  • FOR FUCK SAKES.

    Everyone calm the FUCK down.

    NO FUCKING DEAL.

    Everyone is so god damned butthurt these days.

  • OMG, what a douche! That's just plain disturbing. People who get that "into" their little rants are prone to focusing more on what they're saying than on what they're doing. Pilots are doing VERY IMPORTANT THINGS. Please CONCENTRATE, FFS.

  • Yawn.  Boring.

  • "And they wonder why airline pilots have a bad reputation"

  • and it wasnt us either  lol

  • There is a reason this guy doesn't have a girlfriend. :-)

  • @w5cdt Even worse, he's married.

  • bahahaha look at the shirt my friend made of these guys at SHIRTBUNKER(DOT)COM it say's "GAYS GRANNYS AND GRANDES!!"

  • its was 2:30am i got back to my room and i said why the fuck did i stay up for this - Best Part

  • You anti-gay, homophobic idiots! Ya you! You are condemning yourself to a life full of hate by making such rude and ignorant comments! You are cowards who say this crap behind a computer keyboard when you would never have the guts to say it out in public. To approve of this childish behavior by such a misguided pilot makes you worse than anything you preach about, you bible thumping bigots! You probably think blacks should go back to being slaves and the Chinese should be working on railro

  • @Gurlwithfaith LOL!! fag

  • Offensive to some, but funny and true as hell!!!!

  • they wonder why airline pilots have a bad reputation

  • Kudos for SWA for simply disciplining the pilot and not "knee-jerk" reacting with a quick firing like so many companies nowadays.

  • "we don't need to hear about your endevours", but we'll sure sell the audio to ABC news...

  • "They wonder why airline pilots have a bad reputation..."

    - Is he kidding? I'd totally go with Southwest Airlines just to hear him rant, this guy's bad-assed and makes me feel so much better about myself. Best entertainment of the flight!

  • why stop with gays and older women and ugly people..this is a free society, i say let's hate em all...whites, blacks, asians, fat people, mexicans, blind people, deaf people, jewish people...anyone who is not PERFECT YOU.... ugh

  • open mic win

  • Lol This is funny. I don't like gay people either.

  • right one

  • Giggity

  • Yeah, flight attendants enter into their profession to fuck airline pilots... WTF was he thinking? What a jerk. Should lose his pilot license.

  • This is awesomely funny. But dumb ass, watch your open mic light next time you rant! Good thing he didn't use the real 3g's of flight attendants or he would have been fired and not just suspended. Replacing ghetto with grande saved his job. Sad but true.

  • I don't see the problem about his talking lol he can express his feelings only thing is he fucking clogged the frequency and didn't let the controllers talk to other planes. Not like he crashed the plane or anything.

  • this is funny! haha freedom of speech losers, you all talk shit about everyone.

  • @Twoodssax1234567

    brainwashed moron. The only evil in this world is created by man! Like you creating fear about gays. I maybe make bad jokes but I have nothing against gays. Of course I like the old fashion Doctor/nurse -- pilot/stewardess relationship since Im straight, and what this guy is telling would piss me off a bit too, but no gay hate.

  • She basically like she is a SWA stew! Seriously, I took my asking her and she finally said,it was for class and all this. Over crap came out that ahe was a FA and bloopers. All she needa evdr

  • I am laughing at,Heather's Poole, interview with CNN ( goggle Heather Pool) maybe just.  me but seen

  • Did anyone ask what this pilot looks like? Bet he has an 8 month pregnancy belly. His poor wife, imagine how she felt when she realized he was trying to score on his layovers. Would love to see a pic of this guy!

  • what do you expect? .. who else would want to go up and down a cramped isle all day bending over to place something in your lap?

  • watch DON'T GO WEST documentary

    Stop the gay agenda

    youtube: Brainwashing - Zionist Mind Control Through Pornography

  • Great post. There are lots of people in this Country who feel like this Pilot does. Gay is a evil spirit from Satan. I encourage all of you people to speak out against homosexuality. We can stop this mess. The Nation Needs Jesus. Not Gay Rights.

    God Blessed.

  • @Twoodssax1234567 Good lord that's an ignorant sentiment...if you perpetuate the cycle of anti-gay hate, you have blood on your hands.

  • FYI- This is how guys talk when there's no one around.

  • @SureshotME some guys not all. Gross generalization.

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  • Big deal, the guy has opinions. He wasn't using slurs. Gays use harsher language with each other, and regarding women. He didn't call them fa&&ots, or the women c*nts, so in the realm of harsh language, it wasn't that offensive. He didn't use the N word, either which you'll hear multiple times in pop music.Just because everyone has been brainwashed to live in a PC Pollyanna world, doesn't mean it's really that way.

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!

    

  • And for those idiots out there saying he should be watching the flying controls, go read a book or watch a video on commercial flying you ignoramuses before making an unqualified statement. It's a monitoring role in the cruise with the AP engaged in a modern commercial jet, of course you can talk to the other guy, yourself or whatever.

  • EVERYONE says derogatory things about others when they know they aren't being heard at some point in their week. This guys mistake was not leaving it until the bar later on (if he actually went to the bar) in a private conversation, and being unfortunate enough to have a faulty transmit switch. He didn't intend it to go out over the airwaves and as such didn't intentionally mean any harm by it. He has paid the price for his error.

  • How many hypocrites are there here? So most of you never say anything derogatory about another group whilst you're behind closed doors or at work out of earshot? You may not agree with it or be appalled by the content of his rant, but grow some bloody balls and take them out of your mothers handbag before you start the 'holier than thou' attitude.

  • " I'M FLYING A TRIPLE SEVEN, WITH THE TRIPLE G's"

    G Gays

    G Grannies

    G Grandes

    For Southwest Airgays uhh Airways  ;-)