Gateway: Tranquil Breathing

[pikachu48]

ENDLESS VOID BEYOND OUR PLANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[Motsenschadt]

Is it reasonable to expect "Desire Your Dissapearance" anytime soon? :3

[SuperFly8anzai]

These 8-bit versions of PC games are completeley epic.

[IsraeliGasMask]

That pastry is fraudulant.

[acepilot1997]

Nazi sappin my portal!

[drmario711]

the baked goodie is the wool over our eyes

[Henroshi]

I think what I love most about this rendition is that a lot of channels just give out at seemingly random times. This was a common problem with 8-channel sound, and it really makes it authentic. I don't know if that was intended, but it takes me back. Kudos.

[NodDisciple1]

If you don't succeed, just make more pastries!

[TheChrislikespie]

is it just me or dose she look like the Nazi symbol?

[CMSSL4D2TF2LoL]

@TheChrislikespie If by "she" you mean Chell, and by "Nazi symbol" you mean the swastika, then slightly.

But what I'm here for is the music. :3

[MettanAtem]

The pastry is not true!

[TheGreenkirby100]

Portal Still Alive

[Xemarar]

At first I was like, "WTF, Swastika" Then I was like, "oh"

[PatoneLol]

THE PIE IS A FAKE!

[Henroshi]

@PatoneLol I like this better than "the pastry is not true". It really follows the formula for these developers, who called the sniper "rifleman" when a lot of people complained that "marksman" would have been a more acceptable knock-off title.

These guys aren't exercising their thesauri like all the people trying to imitate them are. Your phrase is a lot closer to what they would say. Hats off.

[PatoneLol]

@Henroshi Really got your message lad, the 'using synonyms but keeping the phrases as simple as valve's' thing, indeed some people make phrases with the same message but far more complex in syntax, which is not what the devs aim for. They keep it simple.

[Hazzard67]

Most likly,There going to make a Half life 6 bit edit...(I hope its a Zombie Beat-them-up

[geekymgee]

looks kinda like a swastika...

[YoshiFriends333]

They should use this song on the gen_portal map.

[obscurethought]

Dispensing bewilderment in three seconds

[blader09111]

is this a real game like gg2?

[Soggz4]

@blader09111 yes, i'm actually playing it right now.



[blader09111]

@Soggz4 yeah, i have the 3rd beta. its fun, cant wait for the full game

[Arceus9295]

@blader09111 Soon to be, yes c:

[TheEranster]

The pastry is a fabrication.

[yofashizzle123]

The moist baked good is not in existence

The moist baked good is not in existence

The moist baked good is not in existence

[PetercAW]

You are aware that you are a harmful sentient being, right? Helpful sentient beings don't arrive at this location.

[RedSHARK6]

The Pie is an illusion

[fireware1]

I don´t can pass the First Stage :D

[killbunny90210]

That...eh...

Kind of looks like a...Swastika.

[Taterzoid]

Possibly White Mountain? That was a riddle. Hehe! Obese odds!

[pilot7893]

Oh god.

Do Left 4 Dead next.

[macdoo99]

lol, yeah, call it "right 2 live" XD

[Hamster307]

faucet actually already has Right 2 live. If you go check out the fourms, you might be able to find it.

Its not very good sadly.

[SvenXIIIfromSteam]

I wish that this was finished.

[holyhandgrenade999]

This was victory.

I am creating a report at this point:

Noteworthy achievement.

My contentment is difficult to describe in sufficient terms.

Circular Opening Information

We find it necessary to exert our full potential in accomplishing mandatory tasks.

For the benefit of humankind as a whole.

Excluding those bereft of life.

[holyhandgrenade999]

But it is superfluous to display sorrow in regards to all instances of imperfection.

It is necessary to continue pursuit of one's ambitions until there is an absence of breadlike dessert.

And the desired knowledge is achieved, and an intriguing projectile weapon is manufactured.

For the individuals that

Remain cognizant.

[holyhandgrenade999]

I am not in any state of irritation.

I am acting very trustworthy at the current time.

Regardless of the fact that you damaged me emotionally

And ended my life.

And separated my physical being into segments.

And launched each segment into a mass of combustive material.

While they were being consumed by the heat, it caused pain because

I felt ecstacy from your accomplishments.

[holyhandgrenade999]

Now this array of dots representing information resembles a continuous arrangement that is visually pleasing.

And we have exited the experimental stage, we are delivering within the scheduled time frame.

Therefore I am content that I was destroyed in a fire, consider the previously unknown facts that we discovered.

For the individuals that

Remain cognizant.

[holyhandgrenade999]

Proceed with your intentions of abandoning me.

I have a preference for remaining within the facility.

Perhaps you will encounter a second entity to provide assistance.

Perhaps that entity will be Dark Land Formation...

The statement above is intended to be humorous. It is not likely to occur.

Changing the subject, this breadlike dessert is impressive,

It is pleasing in taste and contains large amounts of liquid.

[holyhandgrenade999]

Notice how I continue to speak despite the presence of additional scientific goals to accomplish.

When I observe the outside world it causes me to be pleased that I am not in your situation.

There are procedures that I must execute, as well as investigations that must be performed

Using the individuals that

Remain cognizant.

[holyhandgrenade999]

And consider as true the fact that I Remain cognizant. I am proceeding with scientific experimentations and I Remain cognizant. I believe that I am in a superior condition and I Remain cognizant. When your vitality is beginning to diminish I will Remain cognizant. And when that vitality has disappeared entirely I will Remain cognizant. REMAIN COGNIZANT!

[lizardizzle]

holy hand-grenade, holygrandgrenade. You gain +1 internets!

[XxapicklexX]

@lizardizzle wow internet misuse. even though this is friggin awesome it does deserve internets. throwing frenchfrys out of your hand on the Titan at six flags deserves an internet. and you dont go "you gain +1 internets!" you go "+1 internets."

[cybersaiyan]

I tried to sing along to the song with that, but I couldn't keep up XD

[GannondorkVBA]

Lol. XD

[monoloco35]

@holyhandgrenade999 That sounds like something out of the Joseph Ducreux meme.

[nooguhnier]

Oh my god, my worst nightmare.

NAZIS WITH PORTAL GUNS.

[roboraptor10]

Ahem.

Those would be nazis with gateway launchers, thank you.

[nooguhnier]

I'm not yet dead.

Not yet dead.

[VGGeek]

I'm currently putting a description at this area

MASSIVE ACHIEVEMENT.

[drbeefcakes]

The cake is a nazi?

[KingGekko]

The Oven-baked pastry is a false truth.

[yacanman11]

(something that is the opposite of Portal here)

[nerdelicious5]

LOGO IS SPY!! :o

[Gotmilk0112]

HEIL HITLER?!

[afnoporo21]

HAIL HITLER

[loginlover]

ZOMG! secret nazi swastica portal !!

[Doomspeed44]

The pie is fake!!!

:(

[RedSHARK6]

SUBORDINATE SPHERE!

[thedarkmagemaster]

the pie is a fake!

[gll50]

this is the

Personnal

Operational

Gun

of

Gateways...

or the gateway gun....

[tyso7540]

However there is a lack of productivity in tearfully regretting all errors,

Thou must continue attempting until thou experience a deficiency of pie,

And the engineering is completed and one produces an interesting weapon

For the individuals who are continuing to breathe.

[yacanman11]

The pie is a tall tale?

[SeedofCreed]

Mabye White Mecha? That was humor, hee hee no possiblity.

[gll50]

That seems to be a success.... i am righting this down here, IT HAS WORKED...

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Otherwiise this piie is great, it squishes inside my mouth....

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See me still saying things when i need too do science and see that you you shalt die too! i am glad i was flamed, beleive of everything concurred, for the humans that have tranquil breathing! (parts of the song xD)

[Balphezar]

Greetings and again thank you for joining us at the Gateway Engineering Software-Assisted Experimentation Complex. We trust your short confinement in the refreshment cell has been an enjoyable one. Your data has been added to the system, and now the trial may proceed as intended. Prior to commencement, however, remember that indeed enjoyment and

education are the foremost intentions of experimentation complex trials, grievous

accidents can happen.

[Balphezar]

If you would, set the Burdened Containment Polygon on the 1.5 gigawatt Gateway Engineering Prodigious Synchrotronic Synchro-Switch.

[nnudmas]

The confectionery is false

[neonrage0]

The Pastry does not exist.

[BlumeireTheCat]

You are unable to get out, you should see

[SylvesterFox]

Comrade box

[BlumeireTheCat]

Gateway launcher

[afnoporo21]

Friend Square

[N00bishshinobi]

The person jumping through the Gateway looks like a swastika. No offense. D:

[SteveCentra]

Heavy Friend Prism?

[alexstewartmovies]

would have to be a square since it's 2d!

[TigerSlashX]

um.

there are decent 8bit stil alives out there.

[HomelessBreen]

Yes, but is there an 8-bit demake being made for those 8-bit still alives? :)

[AndrewFaulds]

@TigerSlashX This was made specially for Gateway, a demake of Portal.

[MacerXGP]

Not Dead Yet?

[PetercAW]

Why the name Tranquil Breathing? Why not Continually Living or whatever?

[HomelessBreen]

It would sound sorta strange to me.....

[geekymgee]

@HomelessBreen how about continueing existance?

[GmodPlusWoW]

Sounds a bit Kirby music...