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  • I like how a lot of my comments on this video has over a hundred likes... lol

  • mansex you bastard!!

  • Sora: Out with it, Nobody!! Where's Kairi?! Where's Riku?!

    Xemnas: There dead you know..

    Sora: *Turns around* Shiiiiiiiittttt......

    Donald: *Looks sadly at Sora then it turns happy* PAY ME MY $50 BUCKS NOW!!

  • Not so funny..

  • Lol

  • ......Epic

  • Funny shit

  • sora: where's riku!? where's kairi!?

    xemnas: they're dead you know...

    sora: no they're not bitch, I would know 'cause I SEE DEAD PEOPLE.

    hehehehee. if you don't know what i'm on about then go find out ;D

  • @paperxknight lol nice one! :)

  • @paperxknight ahahahaha clever

  • sora:hell wuth ut nobody?wheres riku?wheres kair?

    xemnas:they're dead u know

    Sora:what no their not they're right behind you

  • lol "They're dead you know...."

  • Xemnas has Man-Boobs!!!!!

  • To add to my previous comment...

    Sora: Riku, are you mad that I -

    Riku: No Sora, I know you were looking for me and Kairi everywhere, but I knew that you'd be more worried about Kairi than me. Say, do you still have the paopu fruit I gave you, Sora?

    Sora: Of course I do. *holds up paopu fruit*

    Riku: You know what to do.

    Sora: Of course. *splits paopu in half and gives one half to Kairi*

    Kairi: Now we can be together...

    Sora: ...Forever. *they take a bite of the paopu fruit*

  • @MrYugioh5d don't forget about sexman that comic made me laugh so hard

  • @Chrisblakeful02 I didn't forget about Xemnas. He's at the hospital.

  • @MrYugioh5d Me: Doctor Octaganapus Blaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

  • @christhenix HA! Your lazar is no match for mine! DR. OCTAGONMAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR­RRGGGHH!!!!

  • @MrYugioh5d Try this on for size Ima firing a mediocre employee Muilti! Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr­rrgh!'s

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  • @christhenix That was good, but you still have a long waus to go. (summons exodia) EXODIA, OBLITERATE! Exodia: BBBLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR­RRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

  • @MrYugioh5d Muhahahahahaaaa (Nerdy time!) You cannot and will never defeat this guy

    (Summons Mechtogan Zenthar) ZENTHER Show them that no lazer can break your sheilds (Warning Sheilds are inpenaturable Litraly not joking not even a nuke on atom bomb could breaks those) ZENTHAR USE ULTAMITE ATTACK (most bad idea ive had) " Galaxy go boom!" (they all died the end yes even you did to no saying you didnt because we both know if you say you did its bull crap oh and your im dead everyone is dead end)

  • @christhenix You do realize we both died there, didn't you, so neither of us won.

  • @MrYugioh5d Yeah we all died apart from the earth the earth win and Zenthar (some how)

  • @christhenix If that's so, how come we're still talking like this?

  • @MrYugioh5d we are remenaints but we have no powers and we cant hurt each other or anyone

  • @christhenix That's not good.

  • Sora: Where are Kairi and Riku? Xemnas: They're dead you kn- Sora: LIAR! *beats up Xemnas* Me: *Pops in the scene* What's going on here? Sora: Xemnas won't tell me where they are. Xemnas: I told you they wer- Sora: LIAR!! Me: Yeah, Xemnas. They're not dead. They're right behind me. Sora: *looks behind me and sees Kairi and Riku* Riku! KAIRI!! Riku: Hey, Sora. Kairi: SORA! Me: Game Over, Xemnas. Xemnas: Wha- Me: METEOR STREAM ATTACK! Xemnas: Uh, have mercy- AAAHHHH!!! *sent to the hospital*
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  • unscramble the word!

    xemnas

    xmenas

    menasx

    mensax

    mansxe

    mansex :3 rofl!

  • LOL

    i think i just shat my self LOL

  • Wat the crap?! I can honestly say I would have shot Xemnas right about then.

  • anyone else notice that Xamnas had boobs in this? O.O

  • and then sora killed himself and roxas came back :D

  • How come you used stewie?

  • Xemnas: They're dead you know.

    me: *Turns Off the PS2* Well that was a fucking waste of the 12 days i spent playing this game......

  • Stewie

  • lolz

    

  • xemnas: they're dead you know...

    sora: so now what?

    xemnas: well, you just wasted about 20 hours of gameplay trying to find them.

    sora: uhh.. what?

    xemnas: you're just a video game character!

    sora: what are you talking ab--

    me: *turns off game* well, game over.

    XD

  • THIS WAZ AMAZING

  • ...wow, Xemnas... I...blame...YOU............!

  • They're dead you know...

    oh, well then.... i guess i gotta go sell myself out now.

    *gets bought out by pokemon and goes an adventure to save mudkip-land*.

  • STEWIE!

  • Sora then commits suicide meaning no Kingdom Hearts 3.

  • If I was Xemnas I'd do the same. It really makes the game about 3 hours shorter.

  • sora: where's riku!? where's kairi!?

    xemnas: they're dead you know...

    sora: they're dead, i know...

    xemnas: you don't need riku or kairi...

    sora: i don't need riku or kairi...

    xemnas: i'm not the nobody you're looking for...

    sora: you're not the nobody i'm looking for...

    xemnas: move along sir...

    sora: move a-- WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS A RIP-OFF FROM STAR WARS!!!

  • @vanadiumd lol 

  • GAME OVER. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN....

    Sora: DOH

  • thumbs up if you wish they should remake the game so that could be the responce xemnas gives

  • sora: out with it, nobody! where's riku? where's kairi?

    xemnas: they're dead you know...

    donald (to goofy, quietly): see? i win

    goofy (to donald, quietly): dammit... >_> *pulls out $20* here you go...

    donald: ^___^

  • @vanadiumd lol i coued see that

  • LOL SORA FAILED.

  • y does he sound like stewie

  • @avrilgirl1801 Bc that IS stewie's sound file XD

    

  • XD THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

  • i would slap sora silly in 24 different flavors.

  • STEWIE!!!!!!!!!! YAY!

  • they re dead u know

  • LOL! If I were Sora, I would have slapped him. Really. Hard. xD

  • what the heck?! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!

  • @PrettyPinkNinja don't worry... i know lots of peaple that hates Sora and call him idiot and loves SoraxRiku yaoi :D

  • It would be epic if that acctually happened XD

  • LMAO

  • lol xemnas

    nice pecs...he must work out

  • i said this out loud when i was playing it in front of 20 people lol

  • lol their dead u know

  • When I get this game Im soooo gonna say that!

  • Their dead you know.

  • That was way funnier than it should possibly be XD

  • XD -laughs-

  • Lmao

  • nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo

    RIKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

  • Ahahahah! That was random. XD

  • heh heh heh awsome

  • xD LOL!

  • Sora- Out with it, nobody! Where's Kairi? Where's Riku?

    Xemnas- They're dead you know.

    Sora- Oh,...well..,,I guess my job is done. Time to go to Density Island.

    Xemnas-WHAT!?!?!

  • That was really funny,

  • Sora- Out with it, nobody! Where's Kairi? Where's Riku?

    Xemnas- They're dead you know.

    Sora- NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

    Xemnas- What? Kairi was of no use at all!

    Sora- Yeah, but me and Riku had plans for tonight......

  • Xemnas

  • EMMM IT'S xenmas

  • Mansex: they're dead you know.

    Sora:wait, really?!?

    Mansex:na, i'm just screwin' with ya!

    (taken directly from scary movie 3)

  • Lmap.

  • wow.... i did NOT expect that. LMFAOOOO

  • lol thats funny

  • Mansex sounded like Stewie. hahaha...

  • XEMNAS

    it looks like he has nvm :S

  • i know what u mean 0.0

  • XEMNAS IY LOOKS LIKE HE never mind :S

  • sounds like stuwie at the end

  • HE'S stewie.

  • xemnas -they're dead you know

    sora-noooooooo-wait[walks away]

    xemnas -where are you goin

    sora-go to final fantasy and get a new game

    xemnas can i come

    sora sure

    [walks away ]

    mickey -hello the hearts still captive sora

    XD THX FOR UPPLOADING

  • sora: Where's Kairi? Where's Riku?

    Xemnas: They're dead ya know

    sora: ...they were old and useless anyways

    Xemnas: Useless... as in slaves? o-O

    sora: yes... they were the only ones who signed up for it!

    Xemnas: 0_o

    sora: now since you killed mah slaves you become one! MUAHA

    Xemnas; oh mah god i ish wearing a maid outfit D8

  • lol

  • If i were Sora i would be like O____O

  • XEMNAS

    ANSEM I mean looks

  • "they're dead you no" LOL

  • xemmnas has boobies

    XD

    X3

  • LOL I just noticed that XD

  • Sora: Out with it nobody! Wheres kairi?! Wheres riku?!

    Xemnas: Theyre dead you know....

    *Roxas shows up in a organization mushroom costume*

    Sora: OMFG

    Roxas: What? I look fuzzy & cute in this :D

    Xemnas: o______o

    *sora puts on the white mushroom costume*

    Xemnas: OMG!!!!!! CHIBI!!!!!!!!!!!!! x_x

  • xemnas: they're dead you know... sora: WHAT!? xemnas: i like men 8D sora: o_O what the fu xemnas: what!? i'm gay! so are you! sora: how did you kno-- i mean NO I'M NOT FUCKING GAY!! xemnas: oh yeah, if you unscramble the letters in my name, you're gonna read something that you like... sora: x-e-m-n-a-s... OH!! m-a-n-s-e-x!! xemnas: yup sora: 8D xemnas: wanna fuck? >=3 sora: =D
  • sora: how could you kill them!? T_T xemnas: i don't kill people, that's my least favorite thing to do sora: so what happened? xemnas: ok, well i was standing on the top floor of the tower... sora: ok... xemnas: gathering hearts... sora: yes? xemnas: and i heard a noise, and i saw them sora: go on... xemnas: so... i walked up to them sora: so... xemnas: and, i, uh, stabbed them 37 times in the chest =) sora: O__O XEMNAS!!! that kills people!! xemnas: oh, uh... i didn't know that
  • sora: how could you not know that!? xemnas: yeah, i don't belong here, I SUCK =/ sora: *sees kairi and riku* what happened to their heads? xemnas: what? sora: why are their heads missing? xemnas: oh, i, uh... cooked them up, and ate them sora: O_____O W...T...F... xemnas: i was hungry for heads! sora: O_O xemnas: my tummy was making the rumblies, that only heads would satisfy sora: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU xemnas: well, i kill people and i eat heads, that's two things =/
  • was that the llamas with hats referrence? o_O

  • um... yeah... i watched that too many times now XD

  • ROFL i like it XD

  • @vanadiumd ...... CAAAAAAAAAAARRRLLLLL, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!? ahhh, llamas with hats ^-^ <3

  • @vanadiumd Lol, Nobodies with Hats!

  • @vanadiumd llama with hats is s hilarious

  • lol lamas with hats ^^

  • @keatsuki i know! I LOVE LLAMAS WITH HATS!!

    oh i see i got the highest rated comments =D

    THANK YOU EVERYONE!! XD

  • @vanadiumd llamas with hats!!!

  • @vanadiumd lol i love that!!!

  • @vanadiumd Caaaaarl!!!

  • @vanadiumd Heartless with Hats... a classic

  • @vanadiumd

    lol that's from "Llama's with Hats" isn't it? still hilarious

  • @vanadiumd life as a zombie muchh?

  • @raiderkid100 nah i'm more of a chewy

  • @vanadiumd Llamas in hats!

  • Sora:Out with it nobody! Where's Kairi? Where's Riku!?

    Xemnas: They're dead you know.

    Sora: ......

    WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOM

    *KINGDOM HEARTS EXPLODES*

  • Sora: Out with it nobody! Where's Kairi? Where's Riku!

    Xemnas: They're dead you know.

    Sora: ....... Well,who cares?

    Xemnas: .....?

    Sora: Kairi is a stupid bitch,boob-less,whose has no Key Blade.

    Xemnas: Truth.

    Sora: Riku's the worst,cause he makes a yaoi couple with me in those weird fan art things.

    Xemnas: O.O,You are not lying.But, im the worst the call me MANSEX and draw me with a DRESS!!!!!

    Sora: Dude....Oo, compared to you i guess im SO FUCKING HAPPY.

  • *death stare*

  • thanks a lot!!! I HATE SORA! and Xem must die 'cause he wanted to kill Riku ^^ thank youuu

  • oh yeah that's true, sora never actually learned saix's name until later in the game XD

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  • o_O

  • xemnas: they're dead you know...

    sora: WHAAAAT!!???

    xemnas: yup...

    sora: i am SO gonna kill you!!!

    xemnas: yeah sure...

    *sora goes into final form*

    xemnas: meh =/

    *sora goes from final form to ultima omega death form*

    xemnas: O___O;;

    sora: DIEEE!!!!!

  • wtfo

  • sora: weres my mother?! xemnas: how da f*** would i know! sora: weres axel?! weres roxas?! xemnas: not in this game... sora: weres my baby moma?! xemnas: you got a what?! sora: weres kairi?! weres riku?! xemnas: there dead you know... sora: who killed them?! xemnas: i did... sora: wher-- xemnas: WILL YOU SHUT THE F*** UP BITCH?!!!!!
  • sora: out with ti nobody! where are Riku and Kairi! xemnas:there dead you know. sora:wow...so...the games over? xemnas:not exactly. you still havn't killed me yet. sora: why should i? xemnas:... sora: thought so. give me your car and a ton of xp. i want max levels and 100% completion. NOW. xemnas:but... sora: i said, GIVE ME IT! xemnas: fine...**** sora:THATS IT!
  • Sora: Out with it Nobody! Where's Kairi! Where's Riku!?

    Xemnas: There're dead you know

    Sora: YOU SAY WHA?! Now what will we do for the rest of the game?

    Xemnas: Wanna make love?

    Sora: O_o...

  • YES!!!

    I want to hug you for that comment. XD

  • XD haha... you know it would happen heheh

  • Hell yeah! XD

  • GENIUS!!!

  • sora: out with it, nobody! where's riku? where's kairi?

    xemnas: they're dead you know...

    *GAME OVER*

    sora: oh fuck....

  • sora: where's your organization members!? xemnas: you killed em sora: where's mickey? xemnas: i dunno sora: where's donald? xemnas: behind you sora: where's goofy? xemnas: behind you sora: where's the keyblade!? xemnas: in your hand... sora: where's kairi!? where's riku!? xemnas: they're dead too... sora: wher-- xemnas: OMG WILL YOU SHUT UP sora: .__.
  • LOL HAHAHA

  • XDD

  • lol, too bad it isn't in the game!!!

  • they are dead you know! XD

  • Sora : Th-they're dead?!?! But why???! Xemnas : Well, you killed Saix...so I had to kill your lover as well. Sora : O_O wait...which one are you talking about? Xemnas : >__> Sora, we all know you're gay. i didn't even kill Kairi, Axel did, Axel : HEY!!! SHUT YOUR FACE MANSEX I DIDNT DO IT!!! I SWEAR!!!! ON XALDIN! Sora :O rly? Axel : Ya rly Sora : O rly? Axel : ....ya rly Sora : O RLY?!?!?! Marluxia : MA rly Axel : heehee -shnk- *shanked by keyblade*
  • OMG You MONSTER! XD

  • XD luff that vid and having Axel and Sora saying it makes it even better....maybe me and my Sora will do it on saturday!!! (after posting for the destiny island talent show!!!)

  • Look! Its the spotted pigmy EMO! I'll get me net! :D!

  • @greatdrawer1234 *in crappy Steve Irwin voice* 'E di'n't wonna come, bu' we go' 'im XD

  • Are you bad-mouthing STEVE!!??

  • @TwixersTwingersnap hell no!!! back when I was watching his show I wanted to stick my head in a crocidiles mouth too!! XD now i have more realistic dreams lolz

  • thanks, for a moment there I thought you wre one of those nut-job Steve Irwin haters, realy how can people hate a guy like that.

    especially if you're an Aussie like me : )

  • stewie...................

  • Wrong video! XD

  • lol Marly XD

  • LOL

  • O_____O

  • Can I borrow that keyblade?

    "slashes Xemnas in half

  • xemnas: they're dead you know...

    sora: WHAAAT!!???

    xemnas: you kill my organization members, i kill your friends!!!

  • when the video finished, my watch beeped

  • Sorry Sora but you asked and he answerd.

  • i was half expecting xemnas to say ''i like men'' xD

  • lol...mansex

  • They're dead you know.

    I get a kick outta that every time! XD

  • xemnas: they're dead you know

    sora: oh. ok... so what now?

    xemnas: DISCO!!

    sora: =D

    *everything turns rainbowy, disco ball pops out of nowhere, sparkly lights all over, xemnas and sora starts a dance*

    *mickey shows up*

    mickey: o_O

  • and then mickey slowly walks away.

  • mickey: ... can I join?

    sora and xemnas: SURE!

    mickey: =D

    *xemnas, sora and mickey start dancing again*

    *riku shows up*

    riku: ... Yay!

  • fag.

  • Sora: out wit it nobody! wheres kairi?! wheres riku?!

    Xemnas: theyre dead u no o-o

    Sora: OH FUCK!!

    Xemnas: o-O

    well im gonna get a beer ._.

    *BOTH HIGH FIVE!*

  • lol now this comment is funny :D

  • hee hee hee.. I actually giggled

  • lol xemnas, aka mansex, has manboobs

  • omg whats was that that was f u ck en awesome ya know lol XD