HAIKU KUNG FU! (Shout-out or SmackDown!)

[JediJoe2012]

...messed up the first line

but he would still win the fight

hey, Haiku is fun!

[JediJoe2012]

Spiderman's a pussy

Accidentman would own him

Bow down, kiss the ring.

[MatsuoBashoThePoet]

not a haiku

[FrostbittenWolf]

Gimmeabreakman

Maggie is an evil bitch!

I still like Japan

Lolz!! It's pretty funny what you can do with haiku.

[JustA11en]

shhh...IT's a secret. I thought I hid this one. It's going to ruin my rep, as a dumb redneck. :D

[FrostbittenWolf]

Batman is a wimp

Manga over comic books

Ramen is the shit

XD... man i'm rusty

[JustA11en]

LOL

[FrostbittenWolf]

Otacon: Snake, respond! SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!

Mei Ling: That is just plain annoying

Snake: I'M HERE GODDAMNIT!!

[JustA11en]

WOW! MGS haiku!

[FrostbittenWolf]

XD... i'll have to make a video response with this haiku sometime.

Otacon is weird

Solid Snake is a bad ass

Raiden is crazy

[JustA11en]

yes you NEED to!

[FrostbittenWolf]

Haiku is easy to do when it is a subject you like. This one i thought up in less than 30 seconds and is based on Fire Emblem. Same story goes with the two MGS ones. I like games, so gaming haiku is easy for me.

Eliwood is a

Completely useless pansy

Lyn can kick his ass

[hoomelemele]

sorry i was so not paying attention, so focused on the words and the visual together, just where did you get the pic of brudda Iz?

[JustA11en]

Found it online. I love his music.

[userdan577]

5-7-5 format is hard. Sonnets are much easier I think, blah

[JustA11en]

I agree! I messed up one of them. I mis-read it, & didn't catch it until after I had uploaded.

[userdan577]

didn't know you yet

now I do, victory abounds

we will be friends now

[JustA11en]

good one!

[MatsuoBashoThePoet]

5,8,5

[bowlingballout]

hillbilly poet

wearing a Yankees ball cap

armageddon time

[JustA11en]

nice one.

[KingHuman]

Great Stuff Bro!!!

I love the whole Mad Monkey Kung Fu thing!

KH

[stillbrittany]

people need to upload more clips like this. I prefer funnier stuff myself, check out dolphinhump. lostfrog . com , I laughed so hard I got kicked out of class! haha.

[groovytimes]

I always want to make a video response, but I never have time to do anything fun.

Renetto you suck

No I really mean it man

Please stop crying dude

[JustA11en]

Thx Groovy.

Nice haiku!

[bodhisattva99]

baseball cap and beard

wondering who this quif is

nobody at all

[JustA11en]

for BHA99:

Creative insult

I see that you have no vids.

What does that make you?

[bodhisattva99]

you got me pegged. I'm a voyeur and I thought you were asking for it by suggesting haiku... and I have to say the effort was quite lackluster. Sorry.

[JustA11en]

BHA99: Relax!

I'm not offended & no apology is needed.

Any comment, in haiku format, is more original than

the average YT insult. >:D

[TheCount4]

Your good my man, what software do you use to make all those effects.

[JustA11en]

count: Thx! iMovieHD

[misterbaghead]

Bruce lee had an amazing energy around and in him. Like an all encompassing soft white light.

[JustA11en]

His fight scenes were art.

[TheBeeOBee]

Good vid, man...i sub'ed. I'll go through your backcatalogue soon. Peace.

[JustA11en]

Thx B. Keep up the good work.

[TheUnQuietAmerican]

I'm late getting around to this video...5 stars on a brilliant idea (but I would expect nothing less from you).

By the way...Kill Bill, Vol. 2

[JustA11en]

TUA: Thanks again!

btw on Kill Bill vol.2:

This was an easy one!

[JustA11en]

MIKMA ROCKS!

[curt344]

Creative shout-out

Your haikus are da'shizzle

Will this comment post?

[JustA11en]

Thx Curt. This one did!

I wish half of mine from the last 3 days did.

[swvoodoo72]

5 stars

Free Trevor!!

[JustA11en]

voodoo: I concur!

[yorgathecroat]

That was really good dude and love some of the smackdowns!!

[JustA11en]

the croat returns! Thx man.

[otchacha]

whoa! awesome editing

[JustA11en]

otchacha: Thanks for checking it out!

I love your vids.

[matw1x]

Cool video. Do you make these yourself? Props

[JustA11en]

mat: Thx man.

Yes I do, but it's more iMac than me.

[Wags229]

great video man, i actually wanted to do a little shoutout video :P

take care,

jonathan

[JustA11en]

Thx Jonathan.

[D4Shawn]

So if the Spatch is Bruce Lee, who's Ralph Macchio?

[JustA11en]

D4: Victor (Gimmeabreakman)

[BillyJulio]

Who is that sexy BillyJulio guy you speak of??

[JustA11en]

Billy: I don't know, but there is a pic of him, on my channel, wearing a

(way too small for his head) Slipknot mask.

[chastash]

Haiku are perfect

To make a pointed message

Or just to have fun

[JustA11en]

Nice one chastash.

Thx for checking it out!

[Gimmeabreakman]

Not bad!

Like the Spatch thing. And MisterBaghead! Excellent Baltymora. Will check out the others.

V

[JustA11en]

Victor: Champion of the little guy!

(thx :D)

[Gimmeabreakman]

Oops forgot...

Here ya go!

JustA11en, word, man!

Got mad editing skills

And a baseball cap!

[JustA11en]

Victor is famous

Still takes time to do Haiku

He's the coolest man!

[DaveStuckInOklahoma]

i feel a doo doo coming on...otherwise i would post a longer comment :(

[JustA11en]

Dave: You should make all your vids on the throne.

[theboringdispatcher]

allen fuckin rocks

he kicks much ass on youtube

but what do i know

[JustA11en]

Thx man.

btw

You know about GreenxXxPeace.

Egg bath! LMAO

[GreenxXxPeace]

STALKERS!!!!

[JessmanChicken86]

Well, to be even more anal: It's always good to include a time of season, or kigo, in a haiku. No worries though, it's not mandatory. Pai mai won't kill you this time.

[LilithHacker]

i liked the star wars reference^^

[JustA11en]

LHacker: Go check out baltymora2. He inspired it.

[marlar07]

oooh!  i like that guitar playing!!

[JustA11en]

Marla: You like?

You ain't seen nothing yet!

[Natural20Films]

A good video. I wonder who will respond. Smackdowns get nasty.

[JustA11en]

N20Films: I'm sure that a few nasty ones could be sent my way!

[CobiCobe]

Why don't you shave more?

You are always real hairy

I like to smell cheese

There's a haiku just for you, WOO!

[JustA11en]

Cobi: I feel special! Cobie does poetry also!

HEY PEOPLE:

Check out Cobi's artwork!

[germisch]

beautiful haiku, allen! one glitch with "theboringdispatcher", that is 6 syllables. (don't you hate anal people who correct people all the time? I'm not anal, but I take Haiku very seriously ;)

[anakin1814]

"And so is my bag!" LOL

Baltymora2 isn't so much a jedi master as he is a Sith lord. The dark side I sense in him....

[JustA11en]

I'm the Sith Lord!

btw

Stickam is the dark side.

[anakin1814]

And YouTube? The master or the apprentice?

[JustA11en]

THE MASTER!