heaven forbid they have multiple shows a day and would rather spend what free time they have with their families instead of answering millions of emails...
Ive seen him do the robots bit at his live shows several times, its hilarious as it goes on!!
[paraphrasing "here's the rest of my life, meth, meth, biker boyfriend, meth, dead cop, technicality, go to jail, meth, find jesus, pharmacy assistant, MEEEEEEEEEEEETH!!! checkout clerk, paper or plastic, take the bags to your car, do you have any meth? no? then we'll end it at paper or plastic"
I've been to a lot of good standup comedy shows, and this was a serious contender for the best performance I've ever seen. Something tells me that I'm going to have to buy the DVD, because Comedy Central is going to chop his performance in half, and then censor out all the remaining content. I can only hope sad boy with an ass full of circus peanuts is air-able on TV! :)
I also "HATE" the comics that have "People" that run their sites. Like setting up a web page and answering Email is Rocket Science!!
Love ya Patton! Keep up the great work!
GENE
lvcambot 2 years ago
heaven forbid they have multiple shows a day and would rather spend what free time they have with their families instead of answering millions of emails...
TheRandomnessofAandP 2 years ago
"Thus the attitude of which I write"
..sigh..
lvcambot 2 years ago
It's great to finally see a comic that EMBRACES the Internet.. vs. being a jerk about it.
Ummmm like that NO TALENT IDIOT Jamie Kennedy.
His "Movie" Heckler.. it show how much of a waste of "Skin" he really is.
Patton.. not only has Talent.. but he embraces the Internet. Oh and add to the list Josh Kornbluth and Jay Mohr.
GENE
Las Vegas
lvcambot 2 years ago
This was funny but did anyone else find odd when he said jerk off to him
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Lunarwill 2 years ago
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nonards 2 years ago
I love this dude!
americanzeros 2 years ago 9
i luv him
ziplorence 2 years ago
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Megamediaplex 2 years ago
Ive seen him do the robots bit at his live shows several times, its hilarious as it goes on!!
[paraphrasing "here's the rest of my life, meth, meth, biker boyfriend, meth, dead cop, technicality, go to jail, meth, find jesus, pharmacy assistant, MEEEEEEEEEEEETH!!! checkout clerk, paper or plastic, take the bags to your car, do you have any meth? no? then we'll end it at paper or plastic"
:D :D :D
archimmes 2 years ago
I love this guy.
Oopaz2090 2 years ago
I've been to a lot of good standup comedy shows, and this was a serious contender for the best performance I've ever seen. Something tells me that I'm going to have to buy the DVD, because Comedy Central is going to chop his performance in half, and then censor out all the remaining content. I can only hope sad boy with an ass full of circus peanuts is air-able on TV! :)
cotif 2 years ago
Does he have children yet?
DanCentury3000 2 years ago
he has a little girl now
DaydreamMemories 2 years ago
his wife is pregnat
kingofthelaugh 2 years ago
My friends and I were at that show!!!!! It was FUCKING hilarious.
sonikmuff 2 years ago
Can't wait to see it!
cloclo902003 2 years ago