That fly buzzing at your face at the end was clearly riled by what you had to say. And if the flies are pissed off maybe you're onto something! Let the revolution begin! I'll get my imitation light sabre! Cry havoc and let loose the droids of war!
Lols Fantangle? I'm going to have to rename one of our cats that.
As far as violent movies go, none of them are 'realistic' in the sense that most people would probably stand there holding their just-punched face saying "Oww" whilst the puncher will ALSO be saying "Oww" after breaking his hand on the other guy's face.
Sometimes we spend time in front of a screen because we're waiting to get out into the world again, it's seems a long wait sometimes. Yes they've lost something, unfortunately it was our something, the bastards!
Problem with human byproducts is the stench, or so I've heard. Oh well, noseplugs for everybody!
Let's! Get! SUCKING!
Unfortunately, the only ones broke are the schmucks who got snookered into things like ARM's, & silly school-boards who decided to ape Warren Buffett & play the market - while the CEO's & CFO's are all too often STILL collecting their bonuses & golden parachutes.
Thank the gods that Citibank still gets to keep that sport-stadium - that really had me worried for a minute.
Apparently old folks with all their money in hedge funds are stuffed too. Of course, hedge funds are complete bullshit, but people still don't deserve to punished. That much.
Which is what makes a crooked game so damn nasty - regular schmoes yearning for Teh Good Life(TM) think they can get a free ride on the lolly-wagon too ... as the sharks tie on their bibs & lick their chops.
They keep saying "ANYONE can play the market" - & every single time "anyone" does, it craters hard & Mr. & Mrs. Anyone get nailed like Jesus. Almost like they were being set up.
Last time I checked, the least lucrative subject for a B.Ed degree was still History.
Funny you should say that. I'm told Youtube haven't been promoting my vids because I don't make enough. But I stopped making so many vids because Youtube turned my partnership application into torture, and wouldn't answer my questions about my non-copyright infringement.
Made a video about this head-melting situation yesterday, but decided, fuck it, delete, I'll just make lots of other videos, because I would rather like to just get to the being promoted bit.
My heros Ralph Nader, Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich were the only non-NWO leaders who could possibly have stood up to the central banking corporatist puppet-masters and were ALL effectively dismissed by said power. Corporate power would like to keep your point of view in the shadows as well. You are a fly in their corporate anal lubricating ointment. Consider your lack of YouTube promotion a badge of honor. Your irreverent, anti-corporate and hilariously twisted delivery is priceless.
Don't let this lack of promotion from YouTube get you down. You have a gift! Another genius on YT "megalisstudio" has only 3,839 subscribers. You have a whopping 9,036! While fellow Aussie twit Hill88 with nothing of any intelligently amusing quality whatsoever has 67,762! The world is arse backwards.
but nightman would be lowering your rateings,and instead of walking in soilitude in your local greenary 'just you and the flies'you would be surrounded by the zombies!Not alone..but still...alone..in the aloneness.
OF COURSE killers can be scary during the day! Night killers are scary because you can't see them too well. Day killers can be seen...but what you see is disturbing, because you know something sinister is hidden. ;)
I would like to point out that it would have been even more of the funny to see you swipe at flies that weren't actually there. This is highly acceptable though.
I would love to see this scene: Two guys chasing really fat woman in the middle of the winter,with spears, so that they can take her fat. If things like that will start to happen, life will finally get interesting, it will finally make some sense.
OH my god...!!! We can use our body fat, we can! Can you imagine what that would do to the obesity problem? Sucking people for energy, holy shit. I can see it now. Run with this, run with this.
The irony is that no one questions the economic policies that lead to the crash....and the "taxpayer" gets to pay for the losses of the folks who benefited from those policies.
I watched it, too. I guess what made it for me was the fact that these horrors took place in the guy's childhood holiday home; where he'd always felt safe. The ending made me physically sick: the way they executed Liv Tylers character. The cheap schlock thing at the latter end fucked me off, though.
Sean, I never fail to be impressed by your humanity towards the disenfranchised agoraphobics of You Tube. Tut tut.
I struggled with mental illness for years- except you don't struggle with it, it just destroys you. Anyway, I forced myself to remain social because I am a Mental Illness Bad-Ass! Take that agoraphobic sissies!
Sean,i appreciate that.I would have loved to have known you during your mental illness heydays. ;-PIm pretty much the same nowadays: i force myself over the door,and make a huge effort to be sociable and not a self absorbed twat-which, lets face it-MI can turn you into. But,on a serious note, there are people with far more debilitating conditions-and maybe this choice-the choice of sink or swim- doesnt exist for them.Feel free to take the piss out of my stance on the issue; i do not mind.;P
Troll, troll, troll your boat gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily-life is but a dream. :P Just sing that to yourself whenever lolbert bites. ;P
I think when you die and live a bad life, God turns you into a computer screen, where you sit helplessly, watching people waste their precious lives...
The quality of the promoted videos on the Australian Page is a sad reflection of the workings of the minds of those who choose to promote these embarrasing content. It doesn't matter who the person is, if we know him or her... It's just the sad state of QUALITY...
Thank goodness I'm trying to get in shape. Wouldn't want to be one of those hapless bastards who gets used for fuel during the 'end times'. So is this new censorship thing going to stifle all the 'bad' words in your commentary? Because that would be a fucking cunty shame! I mean, what's a world without a little cussing here and there. A lifeless homogenized festival of boredom.
I've just heard- not from Youtube- that I haven't been promoted because I haven't been making enough videos. Awesome. I stopped making so many vids because I felt Youtube were fucking me over. (Head explodes.)
I think I might take the opportunity to hijack this thread, and point this out: last year I was one of two people who organized a Youtube Gathering. Ever since then, a stack of of the people who were there have been promoted by Youtube.
That's a year of watching the guy I worked with on that project be promoted constantly, while I very occasionally get a slight look in. Youtube are useless at talking back, Damien Estreich never gives a straight answer. So I'm going to kick up some kind of a stink.
I mean, my absence from this group of promoted people is so obvious that it's a bit fucking embarrassing to be on this site. To paraphrase Bill Hicks, I feel like I'm in an abusive relationship.
Now that Youtube is introducing consorship "for all of us" (what a joke!) and making sharing pretty much impossible, I feel like I've got nothing left to lose. Hey Damien! What the fuck is going on? Do I get an answer?
The quality of the promoted videos on the Australian Page is a sad reflection of the workings of the minds of those who choose to promote these embarrasing content. It doesn't matter who the person is, if we know him or her... It's just the sad state of QUALITY...
A Youtuber has just told me I'd be promoted if I made more videos. What I'd like to know? How does this person know that, when I can never get an answer from Damien Estreich?
Hey Sean, I remember a Hellraiser movie that was kinda about that.
FacelessDeviant 11 months ago
Wondermeaty
FredSpade 3 years ago
Croft here SB
ur a movie fountain...what the hell does that mean "you don't make enough videos?" Who says? That just doesn't sound right
man crofty's gonna dissapear one day!
Ladycroft144 3 years ago
Night man would be cool.
Jack Dupuis
1974-2008
R.I.P.
jfleshdprop 3 years ago
I didn't know they had grass in Australia. I thought it was all red dirt and mountains with kangaroos.
MegatronYES 3 years ago
don't forget the koalas.
gyloir 3 years ago
to many flies!
ilovesdgc 3 years ago
A living horror still evolves. Collapsy...excellent descrip!
cooksterz 3 years ago
You should Stickam sometime.
mistaspot1 3 years ago
PSALM 71.
Yahwehlovesme 3 years ago
That fly buzzing at your face at the end was clearly riled by what you had to say. And if the flies are pissed off maybe you're onto something! Let the revolution begin! I'll get my imitation light sabre! Cry havoc and let loose the droids of war!
G4RDNER 3 years ago
seanbedlam improves with every video.
steal1993 3 years ago
I'll send you five dollars via paypal if you use the word "dilapidated" at least once in your next video.
frogavenger 3 years ago 2
Hi lulzfantangle!
sweaterpuppies1 3 years ago
Lols Fantangle? I'm going to have to rename one of our cats that.
As far as violent movies go, none of them are 'realistic' in the sense that most people would probably stand there holding their just-punched face saying "Oww" whilst the puncher will ALSO be saying "Oww" after breaking his hand on the other guy's face.
Yay! Unexciting action scenes!
Tilaron 3 years ago
Mate, It's time to bring back "Next Fuckface." Your best line ever!
66Beanshit 3 years ago
MIKMA WAS HERE
mikma 3 years ago
btw.. where did the flies go?
KiraBagira09 3 years ago
I don't have to watch this to know it's good. :)
KiraBagira09 3 years ago
Sometimes we spend time in front of a screen because we're waiting to get out into the world again, it's seems a long wait sometimes. Yes they've lost something, unfortunately it was our something, the bastards!
Rowdyeh 3 years ago
Problem with human byproducts is the stench, or so I've heard. Oh well, noseplugs for everybody!
Let's! Get! SUCKING!
Unfortunately, the only ones broke are the schmucks who got snookered into things like ARM's, & silly school-boards who decided to ape Warren Buffett & play the market - while the CEO's & CFO's are all too often STILL collecting their bonuses & golden parachutes.
Thank the gods that Citibank still gets to keep that sport-stadium - that really had me worried for a minute.
jamesmorgandavies 3 years ago
Apparently old folks with all their money in hedge funds are stuffed too. Of course, hedge funds are complete bullshit, but people still don't deserve to punished. That much.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Which is what makes a crooked game so damn nasty - regular schmoes yearning for Teh Good Life(TM) think they can get a free ride on the lolly-wagon too ... as the sharks tie on their bibs & lick their chops.
They keep saying "ANYONE can play the market" - & every single time "anyone" does, it craters hard & Mr. & Mrs. Anyone get nailed like Jesus. Almost like they were being set up.
Last time I checked, the least lucrative subject for a B.Ed degree was still History.
Mmm, meta-irony.
jamesmorgandavies 3 years ago
it's been a while, nice vid. Don't leave us hanging, make more, make em now, make em.
darnsmall 3 years ago
Funny you should say that. I'm told Youtube haven't been promoting my vids because I don't make enough. But I stopped making so many vids because Youtube turned my partnership application into torture, and wouldn't answer my questions about my non-copyright infringement.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Made a video about this head-melting situation yesterday, but decided, fuck it, delete, I'll just make lots of other videos, because I would rather like to just get to the being promoted bit.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
So I'm guessing you watched Funny Games U.S.
TheMariborchan 3 years ago
Hunting people with liposuction guns should be an Olympic sport
Epihash 3 years ago
Sacasim at its best.
TheCouncellor 3 years ago
My heros Ralph Nader, Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich were the only non-NWO leaders who could possibly have stood up to the central banking corporatist puppet-masters and were ALL effectively dismissed by said power. Corporate power would like to keep your point of view in the shadows as well. You are a fly in their corporate anal lubricating ointment. Consider your lack of YouTube promotion a badge of honor. Your irreverent, anti-corporate and hilariously twisted delivery is priceless.
undiesinabunch 3 years ago
Thank-you, I like where you're going with this.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Don't let this lack of promotion from YouTube get you down. You have a gift! Another genius on YT "megalisstudio" has only 3,839 subscribers. You have a whopping 9,036! While fellow Aussie twit Hill88 with nothing of any intelligently amusing quality whatsoever has 67,762! The world is arse backwards.
undiesinabunch 3 years ago
Thanks for reminding us what the outdoors look like so we don't have to physically go there ourselves.
undiesinabunch 3 years ago
Fly problem....aerogard, can of, get it, spray it. No flies on you.
SauronsEye 3 years ago
Mate, I spray that shit all over, but apparently
I'm still irresistable.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
but nightman would be lowering your rateings,and instead of walking in soilitude in your local greenary 'just you and the flies'you would be surrounded by the zombies!Not alone..but still...alone..in the aloneness.
sarah1ooo1 3 years ago
Fucken flies.
FantasmaBAnco 3 years ago 2
I remember when Sean used to be funny . . .
CatzDaLegit 3 years ago
Because Nightman would have to come during the day when we're sleeping, geeze!
Killers aren't scary during the day.
Votn 3 years ago
OF COURSE killers can be scary during the day! Night killers are scary because you can't see them too well. Day killers can be seen...but what you see is disturbing, because you know something sinister is hidden. ;)
JoeSomebody2 3 years ago
You've solved the problem.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Greetings from America, a place where the new "Green" economy will be Soylent!
p717 3 years ago
I would like to point out that it would have been even more of the funny to see you swipe at flies that weren't actually there. This is highly acceptable though.
ByronGiant 3 years ago
What did you you see, I'm curious?
Pulse was interesting about the dead and technology.
RonzChannel 3 years ago
"The Strangers".
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Great vid mate Hi My Führer
Mediawatch08 3 years ago
My biggest fear is that the rich will get a taste for human flesh, we're all fucked then!
StylidiumLane 3 years ago
they do have a taste for it but sadly you lack the part they wish to chew on...LMAO
tyrbolo 3 years ago
this one made me happy
marniespeaks 3 years ago
Just had to watch the huge head of SeanBedlam in HD! Looked sexy.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
I would love to see this scene: Two guys chasing really fat woman in the middle of the winter,with spears, so that they can take her fat. If things like that will start to happen, life will finally get interesting, it will finally make some sense.
ArtypNk 3 years ago
OH my god...!!! We can use our body fat, we can! Can you imagine what that would do to the obesity problem? Sucking people for energy, holy shit. I can see it now. Run with this, run with this.
truvelocity 3 years ago
I'm hired to be the one slaughtered on these films. LOL.
truvelocity 3 years ago
well, personally, I would rather be entertained.
myfavoriteperson 3 years ago
I have always been a big fan of your vids btw.. keep it up !!!!!!!
jeffe2222 3 years ago
Thanks. I shall try. :)
seanbedlam 3 years ago
sean - as long as the monetary unit is manipulated by "humans" we will all be subject to the irrationality of human behavior... get it?
jeffe2222 3 years ago
So...robots?
seanbedlam 3 years ago
this almost inspired me to get off my ass
studybox 3 years ago
YEAH!!!
seanbedlam 3 years ago
The irony is that no one questions the economic policies that lead to the crash....and the "taxpayer" gets to pay for the losses of the folks who benefited from those policies.
Neat.....eh.
linuxluver 3 years ago
Mad world, mad. What is sanity any more? And keep those lamps lit for the children...
gabrielized 3 years ago
The children- with their chubby little limbs-are just lucky there are so many man-children on tap.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
I watched it, too. I guess what made it for me was the fact that these horrors took place in the guy's childhood holiday home; where he'd always felt safe. The ending made me physically sick: the way they executed Liv Tylers character. The cheap schlock thing at the latter end fucked me off, though.
Sean, I never fail to be impressed by your humanity towards the disenfranchised agoraphobics of You Tube. Tut tut.
wordsofcompassion 3 years ago
I struggled with mental illness for years- except you don't struggle with it, it just destroys you. Anyway, I forced myself to remain social because I am a Mental Illness Bad-Ass! Take that agoraphobic sissies!
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Sean,i appreciate that.I would have loved to have known you during your mental illness heydays. ;-PIm pretty much the same nowadays: i force myself over the door,and make a huge effort to be sociable and not a self absorbed twat-which, lets face it-MI can turn you into. But,on a serious note, there are people with far more debilitating conditions-and maybe this choice-the choice of sink or swim- doesnt exist for them.Feel free to take the piss out of my stance on the issue; i do not mind.;P
wordsofcompassion 3 years ago
I hear you. My nastiness is directed to the self-diagnosed ill, who spend their time as online trolls. Real cool way to get healthy.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Troll, troll, troll your boat gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily-life is but a dream. :P Just sing that to yourself whenever lolbert bites. ;P
wordsofcompassion 3 years ago
lmfaooooo Sean, your philosophy cracks me up!
btbking 3 years ago
I think when you die and live a bad life, God turns you into a computer screen, where you sit helplessly, watching people waste their precious lives...
Poetivity 3 years ago 2
Truth.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
So you're saying "Mad Max" was prophesy and
we get to flip a coin for the toecutters job
and make a movie of our own called manicurists
gone wild.
Wait til the oil companies get this idea and start offering free liposuctions with a fill up.
tyrbolo 3 years ago
Free fill up? Reverse liposuction?
seanbedlam 3 years ago
The reason why that movie wasn't made? Have you seen a nerd run? Not very challenging.
AndrewSpriter 3 years ago
Yeah, and I suppose the top speed on a Segway doesn't exactly lend itself to high drama...
seanbedlam 3 years ago
I don't know if it's the hat but this video is extra Australian.
Micfri 3 years ago
it's the flies
smurfieboo 3 years ago
The quality of the promoted videos on the Australian Page is a sad reflection of the workings of the minds of those who choose to promote these embarrasing content. It doesn't matter who the person is, if we know him or her... It's just the sad state of QUALITY...
THERE ISN'T ANY...
EasyRaoul 3 years ago
looks like fly apocalypse down there. what the fuck is going on?
turkeyjurker 3 years ago
Thank goodness I'm trying to get in shape. Wouldn't want to be one of those hapless bastards who gets used for fuel during the 'end times'. So is this new censorship thing going to stifle all the 'bad' words in your commentary? Because that would be a fucking cunty shame! I mean, what's a world without a little cussing here and there. A lifeless homogenized festival of boredom.
GGman21 3 years ago
Yep. That and the destruction of the sharing feature has tipped me over into shoe-throwing territory.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
i'm so offed, then.
jogayot 3 years ago
wonderful WONDERFUL job. i love your videos, and agree with all of them!
popatire23 3 years ago
You should have watched it with mates...
At least there'll be somebody to hug, grab, or bash...
5 *****
EasyRaoul 3 years ago
I was very alone. So alone.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Cool title screen. Good luck with getting promoted on Youtube.
Arthur40TwoDent 3 years ago
I've just heard- not from Youtube- that I haven't been promoted because I haven't been making enough videos. Awesome. I stopped making so many vids because I felt Youtube were fucking me over. (Head explodes.)
seanbedlam 3 years ago
and the name of the horror movie was???
jloiterer 3 years ago
"The Strangers". Others may survive a viewing, not this sensitive soul.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
I think I might take the opportunity to hijack this thread, and point this out: last year I was one of two people who organized a Youtube Gathering. Ever since then, a stack of of the people who were there have been promoted by Youtube.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
That's a year of watching the guy I worked with on that project be promoted constantly, while I very occasionally get a slight look in. Youtube are useless at talking back, Damien Estreich never gives a straight answer. So I'm going to kick up some kind of a stink.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
I mean, my absence from this group of promoted people is so obvious that it's a bit fucking embarrassing to be on this site. To paraphrase Bill Hicks, I feel like I'm in an abusive relationship.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Now that Youtube is introducing consorship "for all of us" (what a joke!) and making sharing pretty much impossible, I feel like I've got nothing left to lose. Hey Damien! What the fuck is going on? Do I get an answer?
seanbedlam 3 years ago
Exactly what are you talking about "Censorship"?
Lifeatthesharpend 3 years ago
Check out the Youtube Blog entry, "A Youtube For All Of Us".
seanbedlam 3 years ago
The quality of the promoted videos on the Australian Page is a sad reflection of the workings of the minds of those who choose to promote these embarrasing content. It doesn't matter who the person is, if we know him or her... It's just the sad state of QUALITY...
THERE ISN'T ANY...
EasyRaoul 3 years ago
A Youtuber has just told me I'd be promoted if I made more videos. What I'd like to know? How does this person know that, when I can never get an answer from Damien Estreich?
seanbedlam 3 years ago
I'm now told Two Burger Boy no longer works for Youtube. I'm heading out now to make a video about this.
seanbedlam 3 years ago
I wish zombie movies weren't an example of art imitating life
MassZombicide 3 years ago
I dont think I could watch the movie and not look around wondering every time I go into a dark room for a few days.
Happy Holidays by the way :)
Genn333 3 years ago
Thank-you. I'm planning on a Hellishness-free Xmas break, where no-one dies after really badly failing to avoid the killer in the other room.
seanbedlam 3 years ago