hey, I'm german and siri doesn't do shit outside the u.s. and takes for fucking ever to... well, do nothing and tell me to go fuck myself because I live in europe^^
Maybe instead of making this bullshit (which probably doesn't work quite as well as it does in this video) they should just make the damn thing 4g. Wtf apple?
People don't Be amazed ok! Siri was a FREE app for a year and a half on the app store and then apple BOUGHT it and are claiming its there software... someone else designed and constructed and made Siri, it's just apple bought it of the person and took it off the app store... Same with the iPhone most of that was COPIED from the samsung , same wit the iPad, and people are dumb enough to think that samsung copied APPLE Jesus... Apples b
@MrShiraz1999 You need to think again. Apple bought Siri. Then, they integrated the software into the OS. And they expanded the usage, and simplifies it. The original Siri team is working at Apple and developing better apps and of coarse, Siri to improve the phone. If Samsung didn't copy Apple, go Google it yourself. How does the phones look like when iPhone wasn't announced. And take a look at all those phones in the market nowadays. iPhone has become a de facto of the modern phones now.
CALL MY GIRLFRIEND, THE ONE I HAVE ON THE SIDE AND ASK HER IS SHE READY FOR ME TO TONGUE HER BEAUTIFUL ASS. THE REPLY- SHE IS READY AND REQUESTS YOU BRING HONEY TO FLAVOR UP HER ASS. SHE KNOWS YOU LIKE HONEY,HONEY. CONFIRM APPOINTMENT, AND THANKS SIRI !!!
@Momo, true. If only apple would make Plasma Apple Tv's w/ Siri enabled lmfao, you'll be like. Hi tv, can you please tell me what the weather is going to be like today? But I dare you to lock it, open Siri , then say this: "my phone is locked, can you please retrieve my password for me."
Looks really cool and is the only reason I went from 4 to 4s. I hope the engineers are working on a way to voice prompt Siri instead of having to hold down a button.
Meet a guy who feels the need show off Siri on his iphone 4S. Grab his phone and shout: "Siri, google top ten beastiality shows and email the results to my boss and my wife! "
Blind individuals, like Stevie Wonder, have been using iPhones for years. They can use the "Accessibility" settings in the iPhone where it can be set to speak the item that they touched. I bet 95% of the "normal" iPhone users have no idea what the iPhone is even capable of. Siri, and the dictation ability that it provides as well, will cut the time spent for a blind person to navigate an iPhone by at least 90%. Heck, I hardly text anyone without the dictation feature.
@lucaselviserickson iPhones have an accessiblity feature. Wherever you're touching the screen, it will let you know what function it is. It can be for the visually impaired, doesn't mean they're completely blind ;)
Finally I got to see this piece of shit video... Apple sucks with its video service on its site you cant play for shit!!! It fcks u up till it makes u wanna throw ur pc.
Watch. In 10 years this will look like apple's first computer x)
Rizuxi 15 hours ago
hey, I'm german and siri doesn't do shit outside the u.s. and takes for fucking ever to... well, do nothing and tell me to go fuck myself because I live in europe^^
Manahyde 1 week ago
Theres a cydia tweak named sara and works and looks like Siri
JJCHILLZED 1 week ago
grown ass women doesn't know cups to ounces shameful white people
02Ein 2 weeks ago
Sandy Cheng aye ;) Ahaha.
1997Apple4 4 weeks ago
Really?? Siri called my best friend a chink :(
xAyaLollikies 1 month ago
Maybe instead of making this bullshit (which probably doesn't work quite as well as it does in this video) they should just make the damn thing 4g. Wtf apple?
XxToHellAndBackxX 1 month ago
Introducing GLaDOS (ALPHA version)
Medai210 1 month ago
@Medai210 God i can't wait! XD
ex2cliff 1 month ago
Siri on my iPhone 4 is awesome :D
Zorvage 1 month ago
Siri is so smart :) I love her
jadeishere101 1 month ago
This would make sexting awkward.
captaindorkwad300 1 month ago
SEND MY WIFE DIRECTION TO HELL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Flucksor 2 months ago
This shit hardly even works for my phone, and when it does it takes like 2 minutes for it to respond...
Nintenkid91 2 months ago
sounds like Siri's teeth are super-glued together
REZOWNO 2 months ago
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REZOWNO 2 months ago
talking to my phone, phone replies. forever alone
00RDB00 2 months ago
read me the message - i did your wife
reply - fuck you
send police to bob;s house, bob is a terrorist
00RDB00 2 months ago
Is the last one have seeing problems?
It looks like it-her eyes are closed
whateverking22 2 months ago
I think itd just be easier to txt someone then have a conversation with ur phone
qwis96 2 months ago
Steve
Is
Right
Inside get it?????
nickmetelski8 2 months ago
I want this SOOO bad for Christmas! 😍
rxsaie732 3 months ago
I WANNTTTTTTTTTTTT.
zainabjamal4 3 months ago
I think this is best for running f
PhamtasticAlena 3 months ago
OMG !!! This kind of invention is going to make us lazy !!
00hammad 3 months ago
I see even better DYAC messages now! :D
Steffen8000 3 months ago
Siri. A whole new kind of lazy.
OnlyTheHugeSurvive 3 months ago
SEND MY WIFE DIRECTIONS TO HELL!
icarothomas 3 months ago 5
People don't Be amazed ok! Siri was a FREE app for a year and a half on the app store and then apple BOUGHT it and are claiming its there software... someone else designed and constructed and made Siri, it's just apple bought it of the person and took it off the app store... Same with the iPhone most of that was COPIED from the samsung , same wit the iPad, and people are dumb enough to think that samsung copied APPLE Jesus... Apples b
MrShiraz1999 3 months ago
@MrShiraz1999 I am still amazed.
EvilMoogIe 3 months ago
@EvilMoogIe yeah so am I but I don't know who to be amazed at
MrShiraz1999 3 months ago
@MrShiraz1999 You need to think again. Apple bought Siri. Then, they integrated the software into the OS. And they expanded the usage, and simplifies it. The original Siri team is working at Apple and developing better apps and of coarse, Siri to improve the phone. If Samsung didn't copy Apple, go Google it yourself. How does the phones look like when iPhone wasn't announced. And take a look at all those phones in the market nowadays. iPhone has become a de facto of the modern phones now.
DennisHou132 3 months ago
People... Don't be amazing
MrShiraz1999 3 months ago
@lucaselviserickson read about Voice over :)
MrKasprzok 4 months ago
CALL MY GIRLFRIEND, THE ONE I HAVE ON THE SIDE AND ASK HER IS SHE READY FOR ME TO TONGUE HER BEAUTIFUL ASS. THE REPLY- SHE IS READY AND REQUESTS YOU BRING HONEY TO FLAVOR UP HER ASS. SHE KNOWS YOU LIKE HONEY,HONEY. CONFIRM APPOINTMENT, AND THANKS SIRI !!!
toopoogang 4 months ago
Im from Georgia and Siri Is Also the Georgian Word for Penis
Giorgijangirashvili 4 months ago
@Momo, true. If only apple would make Plasma Apple Tv's w/ Siri enabled lmfao, you'll be like. Hi tv, can you please tell me what the weather is going to be like today? But I dare you to lock it, open Siri , then say this: "my phone is locked, can you please retrieve my password for me."
RebuildHotel 4 months ago
@RebuildHotel GREAT IDEA, BROTHER. CALL AND TELL APPLE!!!
toopoogang 4 months ago
There's accessibility software on iOS, called VoiceOver.
Elephanzee 4 months ago
ARE YOU SIRI-OUS?? A BLIND PERSON USING IPHONE? THIS IS GARBAGE!!
renzyrenzyrenzy 4 months ago
Axr es ander chax urod americacin shaaat gesha e
gone Jolin liner
Aramazd9999 4 months ago
Looks really cool and is the only reason I went from 4 to 4s. I hope the engineers are working on a way to voice prompt Siri instead of having to hold down a button.
jimmyrosiello 4 months ago
awesome! i wanna marry SIRI...
michaelraymundlim 4 months ago
@DERFVEDA why is there a watchdog then?
lucaselviserickson 4 months ago
Siri - Fuck you motherfucker sucker fucker FUCKER!
mp3talon 4 months ago
Tell Siri Find my email tomorrow. Trust me it will work!!
power16productions 4 months ago
Siri is the only thing making me consider an iPhone right now...
tonetone37x 4 months ago 3
Siri - find me some porn ....
disengagejam 4 months ago
Meet a guy who feels the need show off Siri on his iphone 4S. Grab his phone and shout: "Siri, google top ten beastiality shows and email the results to my boss and my wife! "
mrbrockpeters 4 months ago 54
Why does a blind person have a touch screen cellphone??? 0:55
lucaselviserickson 4 months ago 90
@lucaselviserickson lol At least the world is advancing I suppose?
Maybe they'll have television for blind people too.
MomoshiroTasame 4 months ago
@lucaselviserickson
Blind individuals, like Stevie Wonder, have been using iPhones for years. They can use the "Accessibility" settings in the iPhone where it can be set to speak the item that they touched. I bet 95% of the "normal" iPhone users have no idea what the iPhone is even capable of. Siri, and the dictation ability that it provides as well, will cut the time spent for a blind person to navigate an iPhone by at least 90%. Heck, I hardly text anyone without the dictation feature.
maflagulator 4 months ago 3
@lucaselviserickson Because with Siri, blind people CAN USE touchscreens from now on.
reeft 4 months ago 4
@lucaselviserickson iPhones have an accessiblity feature. Wherever you're touching the screen, it will let you know what function it is. It can be for the visually impaired, doesn't mean they're completely blind ;)
evildezz 4 months ago
@lucaselviserickson Uh ... did you even watch the commercial?
Superphilipp 4 months ago
@lucaselviserickson Because it's got Siri. That's why.
deanie557 3 months ago
@lucaselviserickson omg hhaahha
ScHnitzLLlicious92 3 months ago
@lucaselviserickson actually the iPhone is suitable for blind persons :)
iceleon25 3 months ago
@lucaselviserickson Because it has a feature that voices the icons.
marcussba 3 months ago
@lucaselviserickson ummm ... to use siri u dumbass -.-
namiomani 2 months ago
@lucaselviserickson She uses Siri to work it!
MrMixer108 2 months ago
Who are the actors? I wanna know one in particular
justinmelgarejo 4 months ago
siri - vlingo staright copy from vlingo
trdracer21 5 months ago
Pretty soon offices wont need secretaries. the iphone can set meetings and check the weather
Villesanti 5 months ago
Wow even the iPhone is getting the Windows Phone Mango update!
themightycorndogs 5 months ago
Fail
oOoAlanWaKEoOo 5 months ago
definetely excited...
vorobievs 5 months ago
Finally I got to see this piece of shit video... Apple sucks with its video service on its site you cant play for shit!!! It fcks u up till it makes u wanna throw ur pc.
Hollyweed1 5 months ago
@Hollyweed1 try watching it on a Mac LoL. No probs on my MBP =]
elementau 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Spooky. SIRI's voice is just like VIKI from i-Robot.
I sure hope they wired Siri with the three laws:
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws
AUSIND0 5 months ago
Very very excited.
sharris79 5 months ago