He! you think you have it bad eh? My wife is a Jedi and the light sabre she uses on me is far more "effective" at getting her whatever she wants plus it leaves burn marks all over me. Pussy!
@MacNutz2 No armour? Every woman should have armour. The hard part's keeping up with the latest spring, summer, autumn and winter collections. Though H is good at accessorising.
My mother-in-law was named Helen, and though she is now some three years deceased still haunts me, on occasion. She was from a Mayo, and I swear to this day still cavorts with daemons to curse my existence out of pure spite simply because I'm no good enough to father her grandchildren. The haradin willnae die...
I'd like to see that married couple's quarrel: "Dear ..." "Yes, Helen?" "You're turn to do clean the dishes." "I did them yesterday." "No you didn't." "Yes I did." "No .. you ... did not." "Wanna bet?" "No, I prefer this ..." Sword unsheathed. "Fine." Sword unsheathed. Hand-to-hand combat ensues. Vases smashed. Curtains slashed. Steel on steel. The sofa is stabbed. A chair split in two. The fighting spills out into the yard. Neighbors gather, but used to this, they go back inside.
Heh, reminds me a bit of 'Im Upstairs from Trapdoor
KillgoreOv 4 months ago
He! you think you have it bad eh? My wife is a Jedi and the light sabre she uses on me is far more "effective" at getting her whatever she wants plus it leaves burn marks all over me. Pussy!
jolulipa 4 months ago
@jolulipa Keep your private life private ;-)
falchion49 4 months ago
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jolulipa 4 months ago
Hello, Mrs. Falchion. I know exactly what you mean.
SuperDESTROYER71 4 months ago
If there's to be trouble, I want Helen on MY team!
wavymavy 4 months ago
Suscipe deprecationem nostram, indeed!
geminipa 4 months ago
@geminipa :-)
falchion49 4 months ago
Joan d'Arc, eat your heart out !
AuntieDiluvian 4 months ago
@AuntieDiluvian And H is taller and a much better dancer.
falchion49 4 months ago
There be dragons..........
Don't forget the thousand ships either.
Helen you are beautiful, be gentle with him, he's only a man.
yellowlabrador 4 months ago
Dang, and I think my tiny viscous she bear is bad ass. At least she doesn't have armour
MacNutz2 4 months ago
@MacNutz2 No armour? Every woman should have armour. The hard part's keeping up with the latest spring, summer, autumn and winter collections. Though H is good at accessorising.
falchion49 4 months ago
My fiance never swordfights with me : (
skaboss3178 4 months ago
My mother-in-law was named Helen, and though she is now some three years deceased still haunts me, on occasion. She was from a Mayo, and I swear to this day still cavorts with daemons to curse my existence out of pure spite simply because I'm no good enough to father her grandchildren. The haradin willnae die...
Nhurm 4 months ago
@Nhurm Oh fuck, it looks like I've traumatised someone.
falchion49 4 months ago
That was priceless!
TheBruceL 4 months ago
First to say it: Helen von Troy !
HaploidCell 4 months ago
43alley 4 months ago 2
@43alley Funny you should say that...
falchion49 4 months ago
By looking her armory, I wouldn't want to mess with her either ;-)
It's nice to see back again.
heumu 4 months ago
@heumu She is what could be called 'Emphatic'.
falchion49 4 months ago