Lost Tapes Season 1 Episode 9 - Megaconda

[Biosnake92]

@xxwiifreakyxx Of course these videos are fake, it pretty much says so at the beginning of each show. Still, it's a good show.

[xxwiifreakyxx]

ok 1st if the snake was out there it would have ate the camera and so second we wouldnt have these tapes 2 watch so i think these tapes r fake

[UltimateGun1]

Sure the white and black guy made it, but what about Boomer!?* Nostalgia Critic refrence*

[FireLightning47]

it sounds more like Mega-Condom

[MW2XGAMEPLAYS]

anacondas can reach 130 ft is just the fact that they need to consume massive loads of prey!

[mrfluff33]

Awesome

[TheMPGgang]

this giant snakes are in my town at the phillipines thers a huge 35 feet snakes eating our goats

[djreel9099]

thats bullshit,so the security cameras can capture everything else perfectly,but can capture him getting killed?and it also captured him pulling up. that tape was fake af' so unbelievable

[MrRedgrin]

@djreel9099 Hmmm, what gave it away? The fact that Lost Tapes is a series detailing fictionalized accounts of encounters with creatures that may or may not exist? Or was it the notice fifteen seconds in that says "the following is a story inspired by the possibility of their existence"?

[xxchief101xx]

@MrBibblybobblyboo I was gonna say the same thing XD

[MrBibblybobblyboo]

when he said armed only with a crowbar..... i was like: gordon freeman?

[LordKatzeify]

17:08 Baaad Animation....

[emoteen011]

oh he gona die ubar yays

[emoteen011]

i gotta et outta here smart

[megamanxfans]

eddy : help a big snake ate me ahhhh!

[gabe2132]

i have a better crowbar

[e1aN]

10:35 thats voldemort talkink snake and the snake is his pet duh .

[AddictEdToY0u24]

Whatever was in their it aint in their anymore..

[AddictEdToY0u24]

Go black guy!! Who ever you are.. YOOW!

[kyleyamatAQW]

thank god black guy didnt die cause black guys are cool and saying like yo homie so dont mess with black guy or black guy kills all lost tape monsters

[LordEli]

Problem is.. Anaconda's are extremely slow on land from their body weight.. So you'd be a mongoloid if you missed one that size moving around

[KaristaSwiss]

jeez The snake IS OUT THERE :o

[HybridxSlate]

@AirPie29 OH EM GEE UR SO SMRT. You want a cookie for your mad skillz of deduction?

[AirPie29]

@HybridxSlate so u mean good or bad?:)

[stephenwithers41]

im on the top coments!!!

[AirPie29]

fake.

-Video does not show how bishop dies. The video cuts at where bishop's body lies.

-when the ssecurity was talkin on the phone, it was so clear. CCTV cant capture such clear voice unless he had a mic on him.

-Acting

[ChameleonCarnotaurus]

@AirPie29 Why do you think they call it a renactment.

[drinkwater1234]

@00hast00 Snakes don't move like that? How does snakes move then? They walk?

[MakeYuLaugh]

@Eminem5429 its bishop

[ExecutivePwnage]

This show is actually pretty interesting. It gives me more excitement than a horror movie.

[towelie2005]

man come on , where ia ice cube and j lo when you need them , and 2 man come on aint no way that snake grabed dude and moving round that fast to be a magaconda , after that i need a mega blunt

[Eminem5429]

Poor bishshop :(

[essspada64]

I'm sorry but megaconda was such a hilarious troll tape.

[ghostman245]

anyone else notice in movies w/only 1 black man hes the first to die. thumb up if you noticed too

[randomcomedystar]

You probably thought this Megaconda was alive, it's not it's dead..Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it and Chuck Testa stuffed it

[Moonsong227]

it moved quite quick too...

[Moonsong227]

those...were big coils 0.0 but i dont think snakes hiss that loud...then again, its a huge snake...then again, some parts looked fake...but lost tapes epsodes are real videos e.o crytoids are so confusing! XD

[MRridley225]

out of every creature. i think that a giant snake is the most likely to exist next to big foot and the chupacabra.

[1226mac]

12:09 the real horror just passed above his head

[SupahZaf]

@1226mac boom mic

[BlackRose85789]

mother fucker how could you not notice something that big right next to you,damn dog saw it

[Sayjoisme]

Snakes are awesome! Feel for the dog and the host, not so much the buisnessman

[Leilani1Kyra]

17:01, that shit is huge, OMG!!!

[IvyMalfoy808]

17:06 holy shiznit....

[yelloweyeddemon13]

Why doesnt Scott Summers use his optic blast on the snake?

[stephenwithers41]

you can toatly see that big snake at 10:26

[manwell181]

@stephenwithers41 toatly saw it

[Baybladerchris20]

They have surcurity footage of the snake for about half the show

[TheMrsGPerez]

REALLY??? It couldn't capture when the bald guy was supposly got attacked?? Well its not true then its OBVIOUS this thing doesn't exist.. And how could that guy just leave the poor helpless dog just lie there???

[Xenoslaya]

@TheMrsGPerez

I agree, if it could capture him standing there, why not his attack? but for him leaving the dog, it was already dead.

[Sayjoisme]

@TheMrsGPerez dog was dead and the situation was hypothetical. I can see a snake getting that big though even if this one wasn't real

[electronicchannel101]

@00hast00 sry, but did u notice the crate was closed then it opened!!!!!

[electronicchannel101]

@00hast00 WTF!!!!! ITS LIKE... 20 TO 40 FEET LONG YOU IDIOT

[picklesxrxkewl]

The black guy didn't die for once!

[00hast00]

Snake don't move like that, and HOW come he didn't see the SNAKE THAT BIG.. its like 2 to 3 feet... what is BLIND!?

[DEMMY39]

I find this a offence to my pet

[905buttercup]

poor dog and i love animals but that snake is scary ive hade a 10 foot python on my neck but that i would rather not touch

[captaingtamyths]

what i hate about this show is in the next 2 minutes commercial

[Mrcryptidsarereal]

the snake's size seems to change throughout the episode

[leinadelgnairt]

why the hell cant we have regular pets?

[teddy17ize]

It's just a snake...that's not scary. least scariest episode i've seen so far

[Comet0321]

That thing is friken HUGEE !!

[MrMacmefish]

Wait Wait wait wait. did he say his name was "Scott Summer", cyclops from X men? 

[TheOfficialErin]

@MrMacmefish, I believe he said Scott Sumner.

[Ankh117]

Well this certainly does not help my ophidiophobia.

[MoonlightThePony]

poor dog. stupid dumb black guy

[bluefdg10]

Lol the cop and thedog didnt see the snake at 10:25 haha I laughed so hard cuz of that

[Colttuff]

@bluefdg10 cuz it was dark in the warehouse

[lovesanimals61]

ah no! its near my house! -takes out gun- time 2 go camping :D

[TheAce707]

...and this is where the basilisk came from...

[cash4sale0]

when the narrater said megaconda i thought he was gunna say mega condom

[Clockehwork]

"But digging even derp"

[TheHeavenlyheaven]

i dunno..but the news of local giant snakes (phytons i guess) eatin' human's quite popular when i was young..

so i'm nt really scared by this story..in one case, a person survived bcuz he brought an umbrella and managed to shove it inside its mouth..thats why i still hv a folded-type umbrella in my bag till now..my mom made me haha

[TheJoshuapaula]

wow in this and the movie and aconda the black guy didnt die

[drox69]

FAKE



[Cibaikia1010]

If The Megaconda Is Really Exist , Why They Don"t Go Search It ..?

[Colttuff]

@Cibaikia1010 cuz they r dumbass

[imalee99]

I honestly thought these were tru whem i was smaller... lol

[ekwan2009]

this my lucky day

[MrCoco786]

10:27 Seriously? Like the dog didn't even notice?

[DarkChiiTheme]

Animals always die.. coz people think they have less value .c but im not going to complain coz the black guy didnt die :3 <3

[monster9630]

SNAKE at 10:26



that is one big snake man

[monster9630]

SNAKE at 10:26

[JamesMovingTarget]

Ok im from Mexico and I know what to do in case of this: Machetes doesnt work, they sking and muscles are so string the machete cant cut it. So u need guns or a heavy rock. Or more easily just hit it with any metal stuff in the head.

[SuperBomber01]

@JamesMovingTarget Or just roll down the forest with bulldozers XD

[coopercastille]

wow...this is probably the most realistic episode, there's focus mess ups, the surveillance footage looks real, they give us good facts about anacondas and other snakes, and the acting is very good....too bad the awesome narrator talks at the wrong times...

[Horatiification]

Lol, graphic baby

[Noorulanwar009]

hahah at the end he goes this is my lucky day then the snake gets him

[gutsnaktehbold]

They want to hide said exotic animals yet put live animals on the crate?

Bit of a logic gap

[fotise]

What was the point of this show? I mean seriously, what snake sounds like this? What is this, the basilisk from the chamber of secrets?

[htownsportschic]

i hate snakes

[DogoWar1197]

any1 wacth the zombie fuck i almost pissed myself

[ferdawz1]

bullshit

[sky6030]

megaconda! thats what she said

lol jk

[TooManyUrkels]

I'm just glad Carl Winslow survived

[TheTeamers]

i watched 19 episodes.........i have diffuculty sleeping as it is 12.32 am now.....

[kennotszkieyo]

they had a fucking camera where the dog was dragged where the fuck is the snake then?????

[EvansEvasion]

its clearly fake, th guy who gets eaten is the same guy from valentines day.

[skyfox665]

is this a comishal for viagra

[clubpenguindino]

There was a prehistoric snake called Titanoboa, it was like an Anaconda bigger than a Tyrannosaurus rex.

BE AFRAID BITCHES.

[markanthony069]

So not true, but thanks for uploading anyway

[BlackCrimeProds]

this shit was kinda funny look at 16:13 watch how they start screaming lol

[Kirby395]

@ 10:25 did u c that????? O_o

[Roxaski2]

I"'m tired of these godamn snakes on this godamn plane!

-Samuel L. Jackson

[jenbread]

@Roxaski2 correction "I'm tired of these MOTHER FUCKING snakes on this MOTHER FUCKING plane" lmao! =P

[Hayatehiroyuki25]

They should have gotten Samuel L. Jackson to be the retired black guy, and gotten him to say his famous line from Snakes on a plane.

[fatality529]

Man ussually the black guy dies it's been changed :D

[queenkong23]

Yeah this is so fake but I love watching it lol

[Fin3cy6]

I can't believe that the cameras are so precise to static BEFORE something scary happens.

[masterzak1000]

wtf scott summer is from X MEN xD

[pokestar2121]

this is stupid there are not even real for heaven sake!it is just a andacanda who wants to belive in this crap anyway!!!!!

[masterzak1000]

@pokestar2121 its inspired not a true tape

[bengalisinnerblad]

i have one of those in my pants..

[doomdoomdoom23]

this is fake and gray.........and FUCKING SHITY ASS GARBITCH!

[VictortheDuke]

@doomdoomdoom23 gray....gray...GRAY?!?what the hell are you talking about,you mean gay?OF course its suppost to be fake its just addictive to watch..trust me i knew youd say gay,its not the first time someone posted something like this,WHY'd you comment.no offence

[doomdoomdoom23]

@VictortheDuke it was a joke but um.......ok?

[VictortheDuke]

@doomdoomdoom23 how was u suppost to know?..."nice" joke..i guess...;3;

[VictortheDuke]

excuse me,typo -i- suppost to know

[stonecoldsnoopy]

this has to be the only video where the black guy does not die in the world

[lovesanimals61]

@stonecoldsnoopy nu uh in jeepers creeper the black guy doesnt die

[frenzy323]

At least the black guy didn't die

[NaiTaiDai]

Poor doggy. =( 

[jonahsa2000]

Titanoboa

[waterlover22109]

ok, how come they never show the subject of there videos? i just wanna see what it looks like so i won't sleep for a week! is that so much to ask?

[ninja14ish]

@Guinea231 it was saving it's appitite

[Guinea231]

What I really don't get is that the snake didn't eat the dog... i mean if i were the snake i would have just eaten it i mean come on! i need to have to energy to be eatin some ppl comin my way!

[annasasuke29]

and wouldn't the dog park at the snake when they were where the crate was.......

[annasasuke29]

finally I found the one I saw when I was only 10! Is this one real unlike some of the others......

[FireLily1100]

@annasasuke29 None of them are real,but this one may have been based off of a real story though.And is it bad to watch stuff  you know isn't real but still watch and get freaked out about it?

[annasasuke29]

@FireLily1100 oh,thank you! ummmm,I don't think it's that bad,it depends on how scared you get......like are you just freaked out about it......or are you freaked out about it to were your to scared to be alone sometimes........I'm to scared to be alone sometimes,and i'm 13!

[FireLily1100]

@annasasuke29 lol thx,and lol,im 13 too!

[annasasuke29]

@FireLily1100 awesome! :)

[CamHeinen]

might as well left the place alone but it dosent matter what ever i say wont matter but on the side point , poor doggy

[CamHeinen]

might as well left the place alone but it dosent matter what ever i say wont matter but on the side point poor doggy

[MrNattkreatur]

This was amusing. But stupid.

[profanity3]

Climb over the fence

[SilverRathalos08]

Furthermore, I think its funny on how all the some camera fails to catch something important.

[SilverRathalos08]

I dont realy see this as a cryptid. Because it can actualy happen in some species of snake.

[MattTrejo101]

It takes 2 hours to find a exit

[CareFreeZone]

whats so funny is tht when the video turned black and said 1:45 a.m my clock said 1:45 p.m

[zakak407]

what is in the box in 7:34

[grim123567]

@zakak407 sounded like a leadpord but the paw looked like a female lion

[Guinea231]

@zakak407 some kind of cat thing by the way it yowled

[juvygenius]

Actually the biggest flaw to this is the fact that a snake will not hunt until the animal it is consuming is unable to resist or complicate its movement. Also that dog should have been snake food if the anaconda found it worth killing and not to mention the shape of the teeth within an anaconda prevents any prey from moving out of the mouth.

[japearl7]

loved this episode, the only flaw: is that those smaller snakes are not illegal they are ball pythons and blood pythons are are legal for anybody to sell, breed, or trade. 2nd is that that story about a 10 year old boy that got eaten was an african rock python, not a green anaconda

[SPARTAMAN66]

i love how the guard and dog both missed seeing the giant snake that was right next to them xD

[Leopleuredon10]

Ha Ha Ha! Evan can't get over the fence!

[XFUNGXHOULX]

OMG that snake was computerized

[TheChevychevelle1971]

ahaha i would just run around like crazy and never look back

[oblivdudes]

hey stupid people only police inspect illegal animal trade and they have a gun mabey you should take one to

[thetripledoubleZ]

Ironic that the camera man's name is Evan. And so is mine

[Nike734ify]

the megaconda is real just not in this show.

[TheMermaid1999]

if the dog fuckin dies. then i HATE this show.

[SantoryuWazamono]

look up the giant congo snake its an actual 50 ft giant snake

[MrGioComet]

Poor bishop :( he reminds me of my dogs

[HitriqMechok]

ok its fake but on 13:21 what happening on box and this thing from left of guy they moved by himself

p.p: sry for my bad english ;x

[JmanTheWerewolf]

ok he put the camer down close to the fence and then it just appears to be 12 inchs from the fence. LOL i know this is a fake show, but come on.

[RJKennedy12]

HOW DO YOU NOT FIND IT!!!



[MihaelBanjaLuka]

sooooooooo fake if some1 can belive in this hes an idiot...loot for example 10:21 when snake pass 1 meter from tham....Dog would hear or smell 10 cm snake passing 1 meter near tham not that computer made 10 meters

[Legolactic]

@MihaelBanjaLuka This show is fictional, of course it's fake. At the beginning of every episode they say the show's story is inspired by the possibility of the creature's existence. This is not recovered footage, it's entirely acting.

[MrMrfazle]

the gaint snake didn't like this LOL

[RedBadRooster]

at 10:23 till 10:44 look under those stool or where they put the stuff and u can see this giant snake under

[Biobliter]

4 things talked to each other about themselves alike to other objects

the 1st one -> Orange : I look like a baseball 2nd one -> Strawberry : I look like a flower 3rd one -> Mushroom : I look like an umbrella

the last one -> Banana : Dude...Change the fucking topic.I look more like an idiot inside someone's pants

[BlackEagletheAwesome]

I`ve got a megaconda in my pants

[hernani200]

ok they have a crowbar so they could've break the chains