after the tone

[xMilesCuddle]

My voice mail

ME: Hey. Who's this?

(pause)

ME: What are you doing?

(pause)

ME: That's nice.

UNFORTUNATELY THIS PERSON IS BUSY, PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE.

[mizzfrosty1]

and thus begins the race to appear on pornomusic/comment time

[gardemoncoeur]

Australia is soo weeiirrdd! but you're super pretty.

[astromoty]

When I was 7 or so, I didn't know about the tone. So I once sang a song with the phone recording, thinking it was just some playback feature. Only later would I find out that it was actually the tone and a classmate had listened to the entire thing while laughing.

[JonathanTehAwesome]

@2:00 I'm not coming.

[BecomingAdrian]

When I talk to answer phones everything I say turns into a question: Hello? This is uh... Adrian? I was just calling to see if you're busy tomorrow? If you're not, maybe we could do something? Or not? I'll see you later then? Yeah yeah see you bye...?

[VickiRoseful]

read the tags!

[huntkruz]

i just hang up when ever i get to the answering machine thingy :D

[BelieberBaby12]

I actually Re-recorded my phone message - 15 times :/ couldnt get the right one. :/

OMG! AND i never leave a messgae! i always go quiet and hang up :P

[XxBleedingxHeartxX14]

i think i know what it is. I get put off by those answering machines too. For me it's something to do with the fact that if you say something stupid then it's like saved there for them to play back to you and remind you of what you said over and over for years and years to come. especially if your repeating your own number really fast and theres a 6 in it and....yeah

[misschikkiinlittle]

i get addicted to re-recording the message, and ive just realized what a freak i am

[xXLilMissRosyXx]

I'd waste my credit on ur voicemail Nat. :P

[Jebbifeer]

3:11

and that's when porno music/comment time was born. <3

[HighGuy512]

Was that High Fidelity??? Oh, studying that novel in English was so PAINFUL! XD

On another note, I fell victim to an unfortunate answering machine message from one of my friends where I had a long "conversation" with him and in the end it turned out that I was talking to nobody XD Something along the lines of "Hey, who's this? Oh! How's it going? *long pause* haha, sorry I'm not here at the moment but please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible!" XD

[A1rhe4d]

i've been avoiding recording a message for my voicemail for about 2 years now because it would just be really awkward and sound stupid. but i can't check my messages unless i record something, so i just pretend the messages i get don't exist.

[kockgunner]

The worst thing is that you have to complete your message. You can't just hang up and give up because it's all recorded!

[Elliefawn]

Nat, how make you make videos and be comfortable, but not be able to record answering messages and not be comfortable? You confuse me you wonderful thing, you ;)

[BrunoMarsification]

my sister wat pissed at me because my answering machine is like

me: hello?

chanti( mi sister): uhh hey can i talk to-

me: gotcha! srry i'm not here, leave a message at the beep *beep*

chanti: eff this! *hang up*

:D lol true story!

subscribe to meyh!

[RandomShyGuy2]

I'm pretty sure she heard you say shit

[alliekat751]

Natalie i am the same why i freak and i hate ordering pizza on the phone and talking to people idk on the phone like making appt. and etc

[TexazTru]

SAN ANTONE

[Carpettower]

My friends answering machine goes," Hello? Are you talking to your self again? (chuckles)

[Camjono]

I Once did it where i left a message all like

Tone: Hey

Caller: Hey cam........blah blah blah

Tone; really?, well thats fascinating

Caller: blah blah Blah

Tone; Right your boring my now bye!

then my dad called and said i was being rude

even though i wasnt

fml

[morikahjo]

GOD!!! I HATE leaving messages for my answering machine. Its such a terrible thing for an awkward person to have to do....I dont even know why I own a phone....i never use it...its such a pain to buy minutes...i think of clever htings to say, find something stupid, and end up just using my name...O_o

[omnipossum92]

I had the same problem recently with Telstra. I liked Vodafone where you just has to say your name and pick a pre-recorded message.

My solution: press record, and then press # so nothing is recorded. I'll record a message one day. For now I just want to hear my voice mail.

[carrottproductions]

the invention of pornomusic/comment time :D

[HereiAm241]

My brothers tone is : Hello youve reached this attractive man looking for a good time yeaah well leave a message and ill get back to you babeeh *BEEP* But its awkward when my mum or my nan tries to ring him O.O

[o0Affinity0o]

Haha, whenever I call my Dad's cellphone, the message I get is always: Hey, this is Shawn, leave your name and number and I'll get back to you.....if I want to.

LOL

[SincerelyLilly]

in the beginning did she take that tune from Ice Fishing from Club Penguin?

[disneyZorrofan1]

What's with the video responses from old guys?

[JessTheFun1]

I hate my friends answering machine you answer and her sister is like

Sister:Hello?

Me: Heey is kate* there?

Sister:Who is this?

Me: uh jess

Sister: Shame

Me: Uhh

Sister: Cause we arent home right now leave a message and we will probs get back to you

me: -_-

[gypsylantern4]

the background music is club penguin fishing game, hahahah

[BBKitsuneExperiment]

My message is : "Hello! This is the Fridge. The Answering Machine's not home right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to him."

Next week I'm changing it to: "Hey, this is the Toaster, the Fridge is on the blink and the Answering Machine's still away, burn me after the beep!"

[DenisElena21]

if you'd like to leave a message after the tone, you can do so after.. after the tone.

LOL NO SHIT SHERLOCK

[NinjaKIttenLove]

Mine is: Hey what's up? PAUSE Sorry can't hear you! PAUSE Speak alittle louder. PAUSE You know what? can you just leave a message after the beep?

[bridge2wut]

ha ha! My friends always make fun of my message! :D its pretty terrible though, I need to change it

[chocolatekitten5]

Whenever I want to invite this one friend of mine over to my house, I'm always afraid to leave a message because I think she'll think I'm desperate.

[toriz1983]

i wasnt being racist i didnt mean 2 be rude

[toriz1983]

LOL i notice that in heaps or ur vidz theres heaps of people is that you ? everytime LOL im confused x

[pysokopus]

@toriz1983 no racist. thats what everyone in sydney looks like you wanker.

[grubby23232323]

@pysokopus no fuck off!

[keeshling]

i have that same phone ;3

[cherryhart1134]

i love ur shirt



[devino1238]

you know whats really annoying when you call and the voice mail makes you think the person answer " hello hello oh hi yea w/e leave a message" its very frustratingly misleading

[MaryOttMusic]

Mine says "Hey, this is Mary. I can't answer the phone right now, but I can take a message. Lemme get a pencil... (drawer opening sound) Alright, what did you want to tell me?"

[lolbananasXD]

my friends answering machine ALWAYS tricked me! xD it was like:

tone:hello? *long pause*

me:oh, hey! whats up?

tone:sorry, i couldnt her you, say that again?

me:oh, yea, sure. whats up?

tone:sorry, still didnt hear it.

me:fer real? well maybe you just need to..

tone: LOL you thought this was real?! *beep beep please leave a message after the tone beeep*

[the0siren0of0night]

@lolbananasXD one of my friend's friends had something like that...

[soulblood89]

@lolbananasXD LOL that's what my voicemail message is too xD I've aparently gotten my friends to scream inthe middle of the store before lol and my parents hate me for it...everyone falls for it every time.

[grubby23232323]

@lolbananasXD my new tone

[101thetaylor]

@lolbananasXD that is now my new voice mail greeting

[expareny]

@lolbananasXD that's fucking epic!

[Nabsyyy]

My friends thing is - "Sorry I can't come to the phone please leave a message after the MOOO"

[1313hao]

I write the greeting down so I just have to read it and it''s perfect

[BigLol77]

Mine is; "Hello. Hello? Hellooo? Is anyone there? Can you speak up a bit? HELLO?!.... just jokes, leave a message"

[ItsAndr3w1]

Mine is " Hey, whats up? Oh that sounds cool but im not here right now so leave a message and i'll call you later.."

[itsnow1234]

tht music sounds like club penguin fishing or something HAHAH

[PinkButterfly2662]

Mine is "Hi it's Leah either i'm out or i don't wanna talk to you right now so leave a message after the tone..Or don't. I'm not really bothered. K. Bye.

[craziiblondiii]

mine is helo? no im just kidding were not here right now one of my moms friends actually got tricked

[xMewWinx96x]

My answering machine for my house phone just says: "We're not here. Speak if you must." It's kind of a reference to the Gilmore Girls 'cause in one of the episodes (I can't remember which.) Someone calls Lorelei's house and her answering machine picks up and the message says: "We're not here. Speak if you must." That was recorded in 2005 and we've been to lazy to change it since. My cell phone's answering service says: "You have reached the Sprint Voice Mail PCS box of:" Then is says my name.

[breemal10]

Ur sooo funny

[juxmook]

Mine is a recording from that Budweiser commercial. It just says "WAZZZAAAAP!!!!!"

[JORDANMULANLONG]

THAT IT LIKE MY ANSWERING MACHINE.

[pipemontesi]

its soooo quite

[elizabethsiddique]

I stole my recorded message from some TV show but changed it slightly. It says: " Hey! You've reached Elizabeth. Sorry I can't take your call either because I'm too tired or the phone is far away! Keep it short ans sweet."

[MrQung]

jäib

[CapoRockz]

mine is WAZZUP BITCHES

[KeenNickolas]

Answering Machine?

[randomstuff137800212]

how do you change your tone on a phone 

[LucyBellTvcomingsoon]

mine is:"Hello" "hey yeah whats up? u know what..idc becuz im not home!" "leave me a message"

[RandomAwe]

My recorded message is:

"Sup. I'm currently busy and never check my voice mail. Don't bother leaving a message."

[Babehh201015]

....She she call herself tiddly?

[DancerBabeBallet]

your video suggestions are all quite sexual/porn.. what have you been watching Nat?

[thefalafelmonster]

Mine is "I'm not fucking here right now. Leave me a message that I probably won't bother to listen to!"

[97rella]

this has nothing to do with answering machines, but i was once having a really deep and meaningful convo with my bestie and i was talking for like an hour and than all i hear is........

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

when i call her back she says the battery died

uhhhh!!!

[spikerogan]

Beautiful Asian with a sexy westerner accent. Be still my beating heart. ;)

[MyJibJib]

@spikerogan That would be an Australian accent

[spikerogan]

@MyJibJib No kidding. Last I checked, Austrialians, were from Europe originally, westerners.

[MyJibJib]

@spikerogan Last I checked the accent isn't from Europe and quite a lot of Australians aren't from Europe originally either

[spikerogan]

@MyJibJib Thats amazing, how did those white people get there? The Aborigines are NOT white or Asian. Admit it they are a Western Culture in the Pacific! Britain sent Prisoners there, it is a western culture in the Pacific!

[MyJibJib]

@spikerogan "The Aborigines are NOT white or Asian" wow you are a bright spark. what exactly are you trying to say there? Are you trying to say Aborignies are not Australian? or Just that you're not Australian unless you're white? you're going to have to clarify this. It's starting to sound like some American racist crap to me. And FYI Britain sent convicts to American for a lot longer than they did to Australia

[VGMStudios33]

@MyJibJib dude. Ignore the blood troll. Just trying to anger you. dont give IT the satisfaction.

as for an recorded message. I would totally do something like a dating line.

Hi, you reached *insert name*'s dating line.

for a good time press 1.

to talk to a hottie press 2.

if you want to be verbally abused press 3.

and the like...

[wggwagg17]

I'm digging the French maid outfit. Wear some garters and fishnet stockings, too, please.

[shnazzier]

I hate when people make their tone as if they picked up...I always fall for it.

[PandaBear3455]

@shnazzier  I share you'r pain...

[ThatAwkwardPerson]

I'd love to use on that's just:

Machine: Ya?

Friend:Hey, man you know.....

Machine (interuppts): did i trick you? Leave a message after the tone!

To bad im too much chicken shit to do it tho :(

[erinsteffens]

I hate it when you ARE leaving a message and then in the middle of it, the person answers the phone and makes you repeat everything you just said. And it's akward...

[HushBelleRosalite]

"Hi its...tiddly..."

[chayanneXXnicole]

my "after the tone" thing is me going,

"hello?" then waiting awhile and going

"ahh yeah how's it going?... nah i'm fine okay leave a message bye!"

[MissyPiggy334]

with my answering machine it somehow sounds like porn and im too lazy to change it

[SweetVenim]

Ok i agree wit ur points in the vid, but that music.... I kept pausing it thinkin ther was a pop up somewhere, yh it sounded like a Farmville backgroung song or sumink "/

[chloegirl420]

i like how the music just stopped at 2:29

[101Laury]

HAHAHAH amanda..do you hate that name or something?? it features a few times

[DrLlamagon]

One time, I forgot to say my name when I was leaving a message.

Machine: Please leave a message after the tone

Me: Hi! Umm I was, um, calling to talk to, umm, Nick? And Um, please call me back. Oh yeah it's ummm ummm, talk to you later bye!

[ILOVEYOUelle]

omg i did that too! but when i was re-recording it i had to put on this babyish voice cause i had made the original when i as 8...awks

[albinotimmy]

"Hello, this is the tone, please leave your message after the my answering machine"

[HSSLova]

why r u dressed as a maid? xxx

[Mapaquier]

mine is "hey guys, you know what to do! here comes the-" and then the machine beeps. the only voice message I've gotten in the two years I've had that recording is my grandma saying "damn it when's the beep coming?!"

[dcshoesroxmysox]

mine is hellloooo?????????? im sorry i cnt hear u!! helloo?? anybody gonna tlk?? and then i listen to the voice messages... some guy was lik hello hello HELLo IS ANYONE GONA TLK??? and there i heard his fone break :L

[TheVampireFreddo]

Mine is a recording of Beavis and Butthead. Butthead answers the phone and is like "Uh, hello? Uh huh huh, Who? DAMMIT FOR THE LAST TIME THERE ARENT ANY MEXICANS HERE!" and then he hangs up. Im mexican so its funny, but it sucks when i forget and my job calls.

[SeahorseShimmer]

My answering machine is like if I don't pick up here try this number ... if I'm not there try this number ... and if I'm not there or there just leave a message.

[shadowo3]

yo your videos are funny as hell

[isateq]

watch.. "IB kid vs regular teacher: epic war" its hilarious!

[LloopyLlama]

Yeah, my answering machine is in song format... Lame, I know. It was funny at the time...

[FBIMOUS377]

Hahahaha ohhh boy what a great and awkward ending.

[FBIMOUS377]

Hahahaha ohhh boy what an great an awkward ending.

[PunkyPlow]

i feel like a loser, because i just scrolled through this videos comments for 10 minutes looking for ideas for my answering machine.

[chocolatekitten5]

@PunkyPlow At first I thought that said you feel like a toaster.

[mycompellationis]

one time i called my friend started leaving a message, realised shes on holiday so the message turned out like; 'hi its me, do you want to shit. i forgot you were on a holiday, woops...... im sorry..... im ..gonna go now....' thankfully i dint leave my name...... phew

[marbleskinz]

@louisaisaloser bahahhahaha do u know how heard that made me laugh?!?! im sooo making mine that hahahhahahaha

[Emi101]

Ha! You're not alone, Natalie - you're not alone.

[quancro]

love your bubs

[UKliveitup]

'Hey, its louise here, cant take your call right now, but leave a message after the tone :)' 'OMG LOUISE, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING ON A ACCENT' yeaa.... thats what I get.

[kibbile95]

What's even worse is having a nice message rehearsed and when you call they actually answer. "Uh... uh..."

[TheShopaholic79]

Mine is something along the lines of: Hi! I'm either in class, half asleep or too lazy to get up off my arse to answer you. If I actually know you I TOLD YOU TO JUST TEXT ME otherwise leave your name, number and a brief message and I'll consider texting you back.

[LivinLiveLife]

when i was younger my mom made me say it and i kept messing it up so shed yell at me so now mine is now : im not here STOP STALKING ME

[xMewWinx96x]

i just say "Hello." pause for a minute "You've reached me please leave a message after the tone"

[Jadexfriendsforever]

I like your shirt. A lot.

[raymanlegy]

you have nice titts

[VampireDoll1012]

Why are there always video clips of love scenes in movies as suggestions next to your videos? Huh, Nat?

[AmandasLifeontape]

I Really like your shirt!! Where did you get it? :D

[dafspeed]

roger moore

[j100pinoy]

I miss simple videos like this...:(

[NoSenseOfSecurity]

That's what she said ~

[xosonrisa12]

I like making convincing answering machine dialoug so that the other person will start talking before the beep. its fun

[LorenLovely1]

My mum does it



[mynameiscustard]

Twinkle twikle little star

how we wonder who you are

leave a message at the beep

and we'll call you back before we sleep

;D

[MeiAmazin]

communitychannel thinks her answering machine sounds like she has been forced to record it at gunpoint

Nice tags XD

[JesseTheStupidMessi]

thats what she said lol

[MissAquariam]

"Hi Amander? It's Dudley?"

[ccatherinecsc]

um. i say "Hi, it's Catherine, leave a message, thanks!"

....simple enough?

[bunnyhop246]

My tone is me going "hello? hellooooo?" Because its fun tricking idiots.

[Soluzz]

@bunnyhop246 ahaha....ive got to do that

[amintadunn]

@bunnyhop246 I used to use that one, but then my scary butch aunt from Texas came over and demanded to know if I was the smart ass who recorded over my Dad's answering machine.

[PandaBear3455]

@bunnyhop246 ...thanks....

[welheytherehowareyou]

and so pornomusic. comment time begins...

[mads1081]

i can't get to the phone right now, but you know the routine talk to the machine

[xTNRx]

I don't record ones I h8 having messages if they wana talk ring me on me moblie x

[anglfrmhevn]

mine goes as follows

if you have type ab negative or a positive blood and you're tall but not blonde and/or you prefer pepsi to coke, then press the square root of 47 multiplied by three divided by twentyteen on your keypad. if you don't know what your bloodtype is, or you dont' know the answer to the square root of 47 multiplied by three divided by twentyteen, THEN YOU SUCK.

just kidding, leave a message

[LeonLovesIt]

that is hilariously true, your videos are like the "like" pages on facebook, always apply to my life lol

[tommy90l]

I have a friend that has the answering machine as him yelling off the top of his lungs. I text him instead

[lilmissangel26]

Is that farm ville music O.O

[Pandagrrl101]

I sing to people's answering machines if i don't have anything important to say. At least they can have some laughs while they ignore me

[harukun]

I usually just have it recorded as "You know what to do and when to do it." with a bit of a playful lilt. I keep it short because I get so nervous if it gets long lol

[skaffabia]

Why do i only see 2 videoresponses from 40-year old men, who take this waaaaay too seriously?

[PEACHES0000000000]

loooool i get sooooo scared when i hear "hi its me melanie sorry im a bit bussy now please leave a short messege after the tone" i just hang up! oh and it rlly easy all u have to is say " im busy....leave me a messege..." i do it in a potato voice!

[MikachaCOOKIEPIE]

Mine was: "Hi there! you have reached Mika's voicemail just leave a message after the cuss word and i'll get back to you if i feel like it.'' then i would beep

My new one is:"Hey whats up! (pause) Uh huh yup now stop talking to me because this is my voicemail. Aain, lave a messae after the cuss word and i promise i'll get back to you as soon as possible.... if im not dead" then i found a lon messag of crying from a boy tht likes me... saying dont die please! >.<

[Faerthrienn]

I have a new one now, but the last one i had was;

" Hi, you have reached Melanie's voicemail... don't you feel special?

I'm either unvailable rght now or ignoring you. So please leave a message and i'll get back to you as soon as i can... if i feel like it"

lol, everyone loved it^^

[maysjake]

Whats with the maid looking outfit? Its hot, but I was too focused on it, hmmm, must focus.

[iangiee1]

mine is olaha this is angela >.>

[TheDevilStickMan]

i have your phone :)

[jeimy98]

Once I put mine as "What the fuck do you want?". Because i knew my friend was calling. Later,my phone said i had 2 missed calls one from my friend and one from my mother.

[uma676]

Mine was: "hello?....hello?..hello? I cant hear you"...My mom was very confused.

[ArturoStojanoff]

'leave a message after the tone.' what else do you need??????

[GirSweetieBby]

my greeting is me sayin hello and repeating it thinkin i answered lolz

im so smart lmaoo

[toria5637]

Mines... Hi this is Victoria and im not here right now, so leave a mesage after the beep.. beep beep.. no im just kidding alright bye O_o kinda embarrassed by it.. im going to be like.. 40 and people are gonna be like.. wtf is this? xD

[KGallo628]

Mine: "Hello? Hey what's up? oh wait what? I- I can't hear you... You have to speak up... No No somethings wrong... hang on... Ohh I see what the problem is... This is an answering machine so yeah leave a message suckah!!"

Gets my mum everytime :)

[uys1]

a pre porno-music slash comments time vid

[pure1312ownage]

your...video suggestions are almost all porn.

[caitlin3662]

@pure1312ownage How does it suggest porn?

[Carlostuta]

GIRL.....FUCK OFF

[ElisaMD23]

Have you ever recorded a voice message and it's really long then you listen to it and realize you sound like a dumbfuck. So you delete it and leave short " Hey it's ______ ,call me back" or something like that and you feel like the person knows you spent like 10 minutes leaving a message that you just deleted anyways.

I have done this numerous times, it makes me feel so stupid :D

[yaggiereoww]

thats what she said ;)

[tamaracoleman31]

I hate when I think I'm talking to the person I called and it's really just the machine. Or even weirder, I'll foget that it's a voice message and I'm having a whole 'nother conversation with someone else. awkward

[yogurtlandlover]

Mine I pretend that I can't hear them then tell them to call me back. A LOT of my friends have believed that and called me like 5 times. How many times you gonna believe that it's actually me? :P Also my friends like "wrong number" and im like "dudeee its not!! its mee" and i called them 10 timesssss (ish) no i called them like 3 times

[GreenRedMarshmallow]

I fracken HATE answering machines. They scare the shit out of me.

[Nickolaslich]

I wonder what this vid has to do with "Midnight Meat Train uncensored /Carrie Keagan"

[majoringeekology]

NAT'S what she said.

haha.

[minicabsandweirdos]

omg.... I cant belive it, this is so the same for me.... ;)

[alexdkk57]

thumbs up if you only watched this because you thought she was naked

[spacecowboy2010]

@alexdkk57 she's always naked in her videos... in my mind anyway

[Bawdyknocker]

My friend's voicemail says, "Oh, hey dude, check this out - it's a joke. Knock-knock...*pause*...Not me. Leave a message..."

[KimberleyASamuels]

Same